#was gonna add all the speedster but got lazy whoopes

[junespriince]

Barry: happy pride month my gays!! *Gives gay cake he baked to his kids for breakfast*

Them: thanks... Ig????

Wally: happy pride to you too dad.

Barry, confused: thanks kid, but I'm not gay.

Wally, drops fork and looks at him: are... Are you sure?

Barry: very, I'm straight and I love Iris.

Bart: are you sure about that?

Ace: sus in chat.

Wally, dealing with homophobic Dick: not here too

Iris: does Hal know?

Thad: does Leonard know!?

Barry: I'm not gay with them tho, I mean sure I give Hal a good luck kiss, and Leo had us a nice little picnic last Tuesday but that's just friends being friends.

Wally, slowly dying: how does this happen!? How!? Okay writers I get it I suffer for funnies but why this!?

Thad: tsk tsk, you broke Wally.

Bart: that's just.... Bad...

Iris, wipes dawn little baby face: honey....

Ace: is your straightness in the room with us?

Barry: but.... Wait, you mean— oh God, Iris I didn't know I'm so sorry i—

Iris: babe, no, I'm sorry I just assumed we were in a ploy relationship,,,, do you want to have some time to think about this?

Barry: please?

Iris: okay, go on and take your time, run it out, Wally, baby, you'll be helping me with the twins

Wally: yeah, sure, just let me text a few people real quick.

Bart: and I thought I was bad at this. Kon owes me 50 bucks now.