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🎥: Charles Leclerc for f1lasvegas TikTok
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#charles leclerc#f1#*#my edit#las vegas gp 2023#OMG#911 what's your emergency#hello i would like to report a CRIME
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Nobody has donated cinnamon rolls to him.
#[ HELLO i would like to report a crime ]#[ hellooo guys! ]#[ man oh man i have been busy ]#[ and worked hard on my book ahaha ]#[ gonna try and queue some stuff up 8) ]#[ cause WOW i'm so far behind xD ]#[ thank you very much for your patience guys! ]#[ i need it xD ]#[ hope you're all doing good!! ]#despair for me. ╱ in character.#burn the city. ╱ main verse.
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BALDUR'S GATE 3 | CONFRONTING THE DREAM GUARDIAN IN THE ASTRAL PLANE
I told you already – I'm just like you. An adventurer from Baldur's Gate who was infected with an illithid tadpole, and seeks to be free of the Absolute.
#the dream guardian#the emperor#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3edit#gamingedit#mine:bg3#mine:gifs#baldur's gate#hi hello yes i would like to report a crime#it's criminal that you can make your guardian pretty but not get anywhere near enough time with them#once again i am cursed with spending too much time in the cc for the aesthetique™#only for it to literally not even matter by mid game anyway 🤷🏻♀️#also sorry for the text going way too quickly in the 4th gif#i had to cut it down bc it was too big for tumblr to handle :(
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#ffxiv#arsay nun#kea lurvis#gpose shenanigans#hello yes i would like to report i have done Crimes#i am entirely too proud of the pun thancregg#anyway one of the seneschals had the eggman mustache#so my brain put two and two together and got fifty-nine
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Pen doodles from yesterday and then digital for today
Katale and Rudyard but as little crime babies. Since he's known her for a while and just thought she looked like a little street thug despite being higher ranking than him in the crime organization at first, the cat-ear hairstyle was just A Thing for her. And it spawned the nickname he would use in private of "Kitty" and even when she grows her hair out and he grays even more he still calls her Kitty in private. They're literally just bffs who do crime and what more can you want of them??
#my characters#time for more lore in the tags#so it was brought to my attention that the funniest thing possible is to give them a few bases with my favorite meme#the color theory meme where everything is just too reminiscent of a bloody massacre#because honestly katale would be like hey rud hey i have the FUNNIEST idea ever look at this carpet pattern#and he looks at the very horrific carpet and just says go on#like keep going this is funny and very much the funniest thing we can do as crime lords keep going#and they do actually have that kind of decor in one of the nicer buildings#and the poor little agent who is on a mission to kill them walks in like HOLY CRAP ITS A MASSAC-- thats the carpet that is JUST the carpet#and has to take a minute to file that information away before proceeding#then stuff happens and the two crime bosses are like oh yeah that agent is our son now we adopted him its fine he can be here#also ruds sense of humor is super dry and he doesnt really SHOW the fact hes amused much but thats what makes kitty so happy when he jokes#he sounds very serious but hes enjoying himself and thats wonderful#like those weather reporters who see an off the wall temp and go OH YEAH EVERYONES DEAD IN THAT CITY#or the other weather man video where only some of the temps are off the wall so hes like#oh yeah this seems to be the safe area but if you go up north a bit its basically melted - there isnt anything to loot there dont bother#that is his sense of humor. hes super casual and acts like he didnt just say the funniest thing on the planet
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please enjoy this hot take my husband dropped on me at lunchtime today:
you know, the one thing Aizen never did was try to convince everyone that someone else had secret total hypnosis powers that they were hiding as something else. Like, "You all thought Captain Hitsugaya had ice powers, but he is, in fact, casting illusions on you as we speak." That would have been so on brand for him and also hilarious.
#hitsugaya would spend 29 hours working out a complicated mathematical proof to show that he does not have illusion powers#and no one would read it because he got thrown in muken 28 of those hours ago#aizen having a beef out for hitsugaya is so so funny to me#he's just a little guy who's doing his best to finish his expense reports he does not deserve this#i suppose aizen views him as the biggest threat to his plans but that's b/c the competition is like#byakuya out here trying to get his own lieutenant thrown in prison for incompetence#which honestly. if that's a crime then the gotei really needs to build a bigger muken
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So like. As I'm sure some of you may know, Ghost Trick's creator, Shu Takumi, and producer Shingo Izumi have said they might think about doing a sequel if ghost trick's remaster is shown a lot of support.
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Which is interesting to me because I can see a 2nd ghost trick game going in two different ways. Either a spinoff title of ace attorney vs ghost trick, which back in 2013, Shu Takumi talked about.
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Or.....a direct actual sequel. And I think the majority opinion on a sequel is that it would be hard to pull off since ghost trick's story is so tight. Though I think it could be pulled off, it just wouldn't make sense for it to focus on sissel again. My ideal for a sequel would actually be for it to focus on kamila.
My justification for this is that an older kamila would be involved in a plot about the foreign nation (in the new timeline) getting info about the temsik and solving the mysteries surrounding it. And yeah, sissel and missile tag along. Missile probably dies again and gets his ghost powers back. Maybe kamila would get some too. Who knows?
I only thought about this bc even though the rest of the story is tied up pretty nicely, we don't know ANYTHING about the foreign nation. What were their goals? Why did they need a piece of the meteorite? Did they know about it before meeting yomiel?
Anyways this is just speculation lmao
#on another note. I think takumi's vision for a ghost trick ace attorney crossover is soooooo funny#bc in my head. I thought it would be like. lynne is wanted for murder right. in ace attorney universe they#throw around the death penalty like crazy. sissel and missile and yomiel try to get her out of it.#sissel's and missile's job is to mess with the evidence found at the scene of the crime#sissel tries to lead the defense attorney to find the ''evidence'' that proves lynne is innocent. meanwhile missile is to#mislead the prosecutor by only showing evidence that is easily refuted in court#yomiel is the corpse btw (hiding who was actually killed). no autopsy report bc he just walked off when no one was looking#as per usual everything goes horribly wrong. eventually in the court room he accuses sissel (a cat) of murder#with his accomplice being missile. but takumi is just straight up like#''sissel is the prosecutor and phoenix is fucking dead'' the madman. the funniest timeline#btw the only reason why they all have their powers in my version is bc most crossovers kinda ignore#the canon like that and I will too
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turns out trying to stick to the season 4 timeline with the sole difference of mike being in hawkins doesn't work because mike notices things MUCH quicker than the rest of these people
#gets a nosebleed and is immediately like hm 🤔 max had one of those too 🤔 suspicious 🤔🤔🤔#no trespassing needed to figure out the symptoms he just uses his brain#and also his insanely intuitive sense for the upside down but shhh#no one tell robin about that she'll blow the secret wide open#there are so many gaps where mike would come in handy#eddie's been falsely accused of murder? well max said she knows a good lawyer can't we call them#we need to understand why the upside down is killing people? well the police have abandoned the first crime scene let's investigate#it's so BASIC but they're useless without mike#isn't nancy supposed to be an investigative reporter#like babe these are the FUNDAMENTALS i thought you were supposed to be GOOD at this#meanwhile mike's in the weed van lamenting that he's not an ace reporter like nancy#yes it's true you're evidently BETTER#don't shout at me. nancy was an idiot in s4. where did her intelligence go#i know they needed to lose and there could feasibly be reasons for it#freaked out by what vecna showed her; too focused on her creel family theory#but like. nance. multi-tasking? have you heard of it?#I'm convinced she wasn't getting any sleep cause why was she suddenly stupid#bnb posting#wip: butterflies and bullshit
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Accidentally gave myself exposure therapy! Results? Police report.
#crab says words#dont worry guys im okay!!!#i got physically assaulted by multiple grown men at a park today but someone else stepped in to help before it got bad#first time filing a police report my lack of being able to identify what people look like ever aha go brr#physical abuse trauma made the panic go thru the roof fr tho#i think i held myself together amazingly well didnt have a breakdown until i got back to the car#the amount of death threats screamed at me tho#before i got out of the car i joked about getting hate crimed but i didnt think it would actually happen my bad honesty#i knew what i was walking into i shouldve expected it hdksjdjdjd#sorry for rambling#again im okay dont worry#just very shaken up#it was a celebration for a friends birthday who committed suicide. he was trans. his parents did not accept that.#they really didnt like that i was wearing a “be proud” pride shirt to this gathering or that another of his trans friends was with me#we were expecting to be verbally assaulted and treated poorly but not physically assaulted and given death threats again totally my bad#shouldve expected horrible people to be horrible#im just glad that all of us are okay and the police report was filed so hopefully something might possibly be done about it#i dont have high hopes since i couldnt identify anyone but its better than nothing#sorry for this entire post honestly it was just a lot and i needed to vent aha
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kinda drives me up a wall when people go "hey i think x action in a war/combat scenario is inhumane and cruel and shitty" and someone responds with "oh but within the laws of war it's allowed or there's procedure for it etc etc". it doesn't have to be a war crime to be unforgivable man it's a shitty rulebook anyway
#like whether or not something's bad isn't determined by whether or not it adheres to arbitrary rules people made up and never obey#i thought we all knew that already. c'mon man. get a grip#obviously war crimes are bad but that's not where the badness potential ends y'know#this post is due to my dad talking about smth i sent him mentioning US troops firing on a bunch of guys in smth on deserters and he was lik#well they're not like citizens or refugees or deserters they're retreating enemy combattants. so it's different.#it IS different but isn't it still like. overly brutal? idk.#like would you want them to pursue Your ppl regardless? are they not allowed mercy just because you proved stronger? your positions could#be swapped easily and you'd think that as fellow combattants you would feel that deeply. idk maybe i'm just too soft or whatever but like.#seems stupid to me. war generally seems stupid to me but this specifically right now seems stupid to me#yes i know there are practical concerns and sacrifices in combat that make sense when you're actually there and me saying there should be n#wars and we should make it a fucking priority to not have wars doesn't mean ppl already in a decision-making role in the field should do#what i (an idealist) would do. they're responsible for minimizing loss and shit. whatever. doesn't mean it's not fucked up anyway.#and that's assuming the best case scenario for a leader in such a position. usually they just want to minimize Their side's losses. usually#by maximizing the other side's. or they just want to win and will sacrifice anyone for it if it's practical#which happens a Lot. usually it's a mix of the latter two to my understanding#as if americans' lives matter more than anyone else's and the other side doesn't have a right to mourn bc they offended us somehow#ugh that shit irks me so bad dude. there'll be like a terrorist attack in europe or smth and the news'll be like#ONE AMERICAN WAS KILLED. and twenty swiss. THE AMERICAN WAS VISITING FAMILY THERE ON SUNDAY MORNING WHEN TRAGEDY STRUCK etc etc#fucking hate that. i don't care if they're on 'my team' or whatever they're all equally human and equally dead#why the hell should i care if one of them was an american. just say 21 people died. like i get reporting on it briefly ig to like notify#ppl At Best but like. it's so grating. why can't you be normal about other people fucking goddamn you#why is this a controversial statement. why is giving a shit about people killing each other (often for like 10 ppl's financial gain) wrong#like. come on. i don't care if they 'deserve it' or whatever because i don't think they do. and even if they Did i don't think it's#America's Time To Step Up!!! every time smth like this happens (but only when it is financially beneficial to us to do so#such that we ignore atrocities all the fucking time bc it's inconvenient. we're not superheros. we're cops.)#not saying america shouldn't do anything bc like. idk. you screw everyone over to have all the power maybe you should use that influence fo#good. but my definition of 'good' is wayyyy way different from everybody who's ever held office here apparently so like. nuts to that#eugh. anyway im cutting myself off here rant over. for now
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people on tiktok straight up do not know what the word objectifying means. they really claim boldly and proudly with their whole chests out that if you look at another human being and think “wow, that person is attractive” then you’re objectifying them and it’s like how do you guys not realize you sound exactly like evangelicals. just go back to calling it sinning of the heart instead of whatever faux progressive bullshit you’re trying to pass off
#it is totally normal to think people are attractive actually#you are not committing a thought crime by thinking private thoughts about a person’s appearance#how does that even count as objectification like have you ever read a definition in your life#like do i need to approach a woman and ask for her life story and her ambitions and woes#just cuz i saw her for 2 seconds at the grocery store and thought wow she’s really pretty#hello police i would like to make a report. i saw a goth girl at rouses and have committed a crime of the mind
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I think I understand now why I'm honest to Stars nervous every time I interact with online communities like the animation meme one, the furry one, etc.
It's for the exact reason why I'm terrified of talking to former classmates who entered nursing school.
A huge majority of the vocal minority never left behind their grade school bully mentality. I'm not kidding, throwing insults, or even calling anyone childish. This is as big of a problem as it is in nursing, and it takes lives in the exact same way. I'll explain.
Having had family who were in the medical field, I have heard utter horror stories about one side of nursing. Not even in a medical malpractice sense. But how some of them can have the sweetest, "empath" mask on when they are around you, but will smear your name behind your back at the very least, try to get you disciplined/fired (especially if you're a "rival" nurse/student) at unfortunately common worst.
Now, because I am a firm believer in nuance, I have to state that for as many malpracticing nurses there are, there are just as many nurses who put their patients before their ego always. I myself have had several nurse family members who didn't have even the slightest infraction to their records, and retired late despite how their patients AND fellow MPs yearned for them to stay.
But, it has to be said: It only takes one to kill. One word, one intentional slip-up, one accidental pill too many. The side of the accuser only need speak, while the side of the victim has to frantically fight for their right to the role- to the life- they worked so hard for.
Why? Well, because it's easier to destroy the perceived enemy than it is to build your own self up. Destroying the competition has been a tale as old as time, and it can ALWAYS be for the pettiest of reasons.
If you want more of your supervisor's attention for better odds at better pay, intimidate and belittle nurses of your standing or lower so they're demotivated, demoralized, and struggling in comparison.
Hell, if you just don't like another nurse, watch their every move, and rat on the few, harmless, honest mistakes they made!
Who cares how many patients die, either because of a growing lack of nurses, or because of straight up nurse-on-nurse sabotage!
Do you see where I'm going with this?
Do you see how people can put the grandstanding of their own ego above entire LIVES?
The near-homeless artist whose callout you are mindlessly reblogging, what of their life?
The kinky trans woman?
The genderqueer person with neopronouns and "conflicting" labels?
The literal teenager who doesn't- and CANNOT- know better because of their horrifically bigoted family? Not without external guidance, of which they can only have through the online, and are immediately shunned from?
You all want an easy answer.
There are none here.
There never will be.
The only answer is to practice media literacy, to wait until both sides have come out with their sides of the story, and to understand a very rarely spoken of Golden Rule:
If it isn't hurting anyone nor contributing to harm period, mind your own business.
Otherwise, if still hard pressed:
What do YOU get out of ending the life of someone as they know it?
If it's the same sense of satisfaction a cop would get, I don't know what to tell you.
All I know is that you cannot, AND SHOULD NOT, be doing their "job" for them.
And if you do, wipe that ACAB off of your bio.
We do not use the weapons of the oppressor on our own. ESPECIALLY on our youth.
#vee vibrates#youth liberation#youth rights#I might be kicking the hornet nest here but it really has to be said and I'm so sick of the excuses.#I genuinely thought my generation would be better than this but nah.#I put too much faith in the very same “Humanity” that can't even be fucking bothered to be humane.#I want to be proven wrong by these communities. PLEASE prove me wrong and do better.#Artists like myself who have much bigger life-threatening things to worry about genuinely couldn't care less for this pettiness.#I will care if somebody has VERIFIABLE IMMEDIATE evidence of serious s€x crimes or sc@mming or anything and takes that to the police.#Because if it was that criminal you'd report it. Blasting it on social media fucks ALL your chances of the hand of the law coming down.#( See: Hansen & Onision; all actual predators who weren't reported and milked as “lolcows” instead until the crimes climax )#I've been a victim of police negligence myself. I know that a lot of them just don't take the online seriously at all.#But it's no excuse to not try. If a ch!ld pr€dator is active enough w sufficient evidence it will at least attract SOME legal attention.#But nah I'm probably going to get told off by someone with hella skeletons in their closet over this.#It's always the one who scream the loudest & with most vitriol about the sins of their opponents 24/7 that have the most to hide. Lose even.#I just don't understand why we need to enforce such puritan standards on everybody ESPECIALLY trans women.#I thought us ex-Christians were proud to divorce ourselves from the same methods and beliefs that traumatized us.#People hate cops and priests until they see the advantage in being one I guess.#medical neglect tw#medical tw#medical malpractice tw#death tw
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With it being Pride and all, I'm seeing a lot of well meaning, progressive Christians being supportive and saying "calling for the death of queer people is bad actually" and "Jesus never condemned being queer", and less people wanting people like me dead is always nice, but this reminded me of something I have noticed a lot over the years:
A lot of Christians seem to kinda believe in some form of Arianism
So in mainstream denominations of Christianity, Christians believe in one God in Trinity (the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit) with all three persons of the Trinity being of the same substance, having always existed, and none being subordinate or superior to the rest
Arianism is a heretical Christian doctrine which rose to prominence in the 3rd century, which took a bunch of different forms based on disagreements of sub-sub-doctrines, but the gist of it was that the Son was not eternal, but rather a creation begotten by the Father who was distinct and subordinate to him (Arius, the namesake of the heresy believed this happened before time, while others overlapped this belief with other heresies to declare Jesus did not exist until the Holy Spirit impregnated the Virgin Mary)
I bring this all up cause in a lot of debates about things like which, if any, Old Testament laws still hold and what things count as sins, it's pretty common to see Christians say "Jesus never said anything on this," in that there don't seem to be any recorded statements from him on things like homosexuality in the Gospels
A lot of Christians treat Jesus as seemingly having a separate set of opinions from those espoused by God in the Old Testament, and in many cases seem to believe that every appearance of God in the Old Testament is specifically God the Father, with the Son only showing up in the New Testament
The Father and the Son in a lot of casual religious discourse are treated as fully separate beings with different opinions, with Christ being assumed to be radio silent before his incarnation
Also the Holy Spirit is just kinda...there? Ask people about what the Holy Spirit even is and the answers get even more fragmented than the discourse I just described
TL;DR: a lot of Christians, in pursuit of not being awful people, accidentally and unknowingly reinvented a centuries dead heresy, and the ghost of Arius is laughing
#christianity#christology#heresy#I spelled impregnated as impregnanted by accident at first#none of this is actually all that important#I left the church years ago#and I was raised pentacostal#and my church was weeeeeeird#people weren't content to speak in tongues#some would scribble shit while “full of the holy spirit”#then interpret it like minority report#(I have never watched minority report but I think that's the one where psychics scribble drawings of future crimes)#I promise this post is not me projecting my very heterodox religious upbringing onto Christianity as a whole#I 've seen this happen in much more normal churches
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i love ur garashir children so dearly and i am so so grateful that peepaw war crimes died in the dominion camp. Imagine.
PEEPAW WAR CRIMES AAAAA
God could you IMAGINE
I do love the idea of 'Tain survives, has to pull a Garak and pretend to be a harmless old man even though EVERYONE knows who he is and what he's done'. Like ohhhh building a secret fleet to annihilate the dominion? Couldn't be little old me. Smiling and menacing. Wardrobe unchanged. Garak and Bashir supremely uncomfortable.
But also, Young Elim finds out who he is and promptly turns around and punches him in the crotch so hard he gets a heart attack and dies instantly
#dee s 9#garashir adoption au#WHATS THIS? ITS 8 YEAR OLD YOUNG ELIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR#READY TO TAKE REVENGE ON THE OLD GUARD OF CARDASSIA TO AVENGE HIS FAMILY!#bashir sadly has to restrain his son. on the inside hes like hol on let him cook#changes the garashir dynamic so much UUGHGHHHHHH garak still doing the desperate powerplay for recognition#....man kira and young elim would get along. family trip to ds9 one day#iskra would be such a hand at being grandpa's little girl. she'd be so ~happy~ to be his favorite and get all his attention#he'd teach her all about sneaking around and committing little crimes. train her up to be an operative one day :)#like tain would EVERRRR accept his BASTARD sons ADOPTED children as people he should care about lol. imagine..#the kids' job is to try to catch grandpa tain trying to Do A Crime and reporting it to their dads. they think its just sooooo fun#tain is like :) but on the inside like AND I WOULDVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WERENT FOR YOU MEDDLING TWITS#thank you for puttin love on my lizards.... 🥹
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"no one's going to post how they firebombed a Walmart on a public platform 🙄" if you successfully firebombed a Walmart I think we'd all hear about it even if you don't post a full breakdown online
#like i know in the us we have so many mass shootings they all have kind of faded into the noise#but if leftist radicals really did start committing acts of terrorism the news would not shut up about it#like yeah dont post about any crimes youre planning on committing but if said crime is big itll get reported on by others#the revolution might not be televised but it will be reported on
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literally seeing ppl saying brianna is going to be buried in a suit n deadnamed on her grave etc like. no she's not!!!!! why would you even say something like that actually!!! please start reading the news. please
#also the police have to like. investigate before they decide if its a hate crime. that's literally normal#the times article was utterly despicable and I really hope her family sues the fuck out of them#but I would be careful about assuming everything is a giant media conspiracy and not just that like the facts of the case were clearly#still emerging when people started reporting#the media clearly wasn't aware she was trans at the start bc the times clearly edited their story to deadname her after becoming aware#(it's been edited back after an outcry)#i just find it really upsetting that people are spreading misinfo about a wee girl being killed#and trans youth in the uk need to know that the majority of the population stands behind them#DESPITE jerf terfling pouring all her money into this bullshit and the fact politicians are trying to play both sides#statistically the majority of the population want you to be safe#I just think it's maybe actually not activism to like convince trans kids that everyone wants to hurt them
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