#@unnerd

[augment-techs]

...sure. But since there is no...singular PR Wing AU that comes to mind, I'm just going through my biases and hoping they look nice in context.

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For the sake of context, I am going to riff off a list of wings I THINK would suit the above babies:

Jason Scott: I am very torn on whether it is better to give him goose or swan wings, but the goose wings won out because there is some marginal dignity in geese when it comes to large groups and caretaking.

Trini: Vulture wings, because she is fucking tiny and I thought it was funny.

Zack Taylor: Sand Piper, because they are more leggy than wing oriented, which fits with his being able to dance, dance, dance all night long.

Matt Cook: The Common Swift, which might look to anyone else as drab and unappreciable, but to me are actually perfectly suited to him.

Kimberly Hart: Pixie, pixie, pixie wings. Like Tinkerbell, like sprites, like those fast fuckers 8% of the world says they've seen out of the corner of their eyes. SWISH.

Tommy Oliver: Tiny fluffy bat~ Tiny fluffy white bat~ Tiny fluffy white POLLINATOR bat~ Just imagine him covered in clouds of white and orange debris because he couldn't help himself.

Bulk: ~Honeybee, honeybee, won't you love a Bumblebee~ They shouldn't be able to fly, and yet they do. And if that isn't a perfect metaphor...

Billy Cranston: A Pied Crow, because they are loud and protective and they wear little white vests everywhere and look CUTE while they steal things.

Skull: Butterfly dragon wings. Which is like...a microdragon with leaf camouflage? I just keep thinking of that Strange Magic movie and how pretty the Bog King would look with a little color.

[m4sterofthewicket]

Unnerds your emoji

[randomnerd737]

well fuck you too then! *unnerds your Logan*

You know what? Fuck you. *Unemos your Virgil*

[tacjatz]

Unnerds your teen Patryck

>:)

[roseicicles]

“So how does one be unnerded.”Illya that doesn’t even make sense.

[bigcatkingdom]

Felis margarita by Erik Unnerdal

[hanorganaas]

Can we talk about how Phil Coulson went from a Nerd who collected Captain America Shit to a Nerd who likes conspiracy theories and making soap? Like is Coulson so Nerdy that not even the Framework can unnerd him?

[platt-lehren]

Avends an de Regentünn

Daar geev dat eens en Musekatt, de hett dat geern kommodig hatt, seet savends an hör Regentünn, na Steerns to kieken un na Sünn.

Mitmaal see se: „Wat is denn dat? Daar swemmt ja wat in ‘t Regenfatt! Ik hebb en gollen Steert daar sehn – dat is en Fisk, dat is keen Steen!“

De Fisk hett gollen Schuppen hatt, de angel sük uns Musekatt. Wull sük en moje Fisksopp koken, mit Ziepels, Wien un all so Saken. Se hull hum fast mit hör Poot un doch bi sük: „De smeckt mi good!“

De Fisk, de see: „Ach, leve Katt, van mi word doch dien Buuk nich satt!“ De Fisk weer bang, he wull dat nich un keek de Katt midden in ‘t Gesicht: „Höör lever to, ik weet noch wat: Bi d’ Nabers steiht vör ’t grote Gatt en Buddel Melk, de haal man her. Un hest du de, denn weet ik mehr.“

Do keem gries Anton, Nabers Kater, droog in sien Poten en groot Glas Water, daar settden se de Lüttfisk rin. Man denn: Nix as na d‘Naber hen!

Na Huus torügg, Melk unner d’Arm, in de hör Köken weer ’t lecker warm. Uns Katt hett ‘t Kookrezept utheckt un Anton hett de Disk updeckt.

De Katten hebbt fein Melksopp eten, daarover meest de Fisk vergeten un sünd denn in de Tuun rin sleken, hebbt sük en moje Stee utkeken un tosehn, wat de Müüs woll maakt un of de Rosen woll noch haakt.

Laat sünd se weer na binnen komen, denn Anton harr en Film upnohmen van Riesenmüüs un Kattenfang. Dat mook uns Smuus-Katt düchtig bang!

Man Anton see: „Mien söte Katt! Dat weer en Film, wat scheelt uns dat? Ik bliev hüüt hier, un in mien Arm hest du dat seker un mooi warm.“

Denn hebbt se en Schöttel Water sopen un sünd daarna in ‘t Bedd rin kropen. De Fisk unnerdes swemm rum un rum in Anton sien Aquarium.

Tweedunker, Sünn un Morgendauen – Twee Maanten later höörst du ‘t Mauen. Nu hebbt se Kattenkinner kregen - un wenn du natellst, sünd dat negen! Fiev weren mehr of minner swart, un dree van hör hebbt Striepen hatt.

Un middenmank en rosa Snuut, de lücht ut all de Katten rut! Dat weer de wittste Musekatt - un de hett ‘t geern kommodig hatt ...