smolavidreader
Dragon Hoard
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She/Her. This blog is filled with whatever shiny things I've found. Multi Fandom but you can count on LOZ, Demon Slayer, and Star Wars. Writing blog is @smolavidwriter
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smolavidreader · 4 hours ago
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smolavidreader · 4 hours ago
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5-25% off is a discount, 30-50% off is a deal, and 60-90% off is clearance. I'm TRUELY SICK of being lured to a clearance section for a measly 20% like please be serious
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smolavidreader · 4 hours ago
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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand
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smolavidreader · 4 hours ago
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rb to have a super gay 2023
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smolavidreader · 8 hours ago
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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”
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smolavidreader · 8 hours ago
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Wow i just found two new articles with headers that fucking completely misrepresent that wat Michael Moore's recent open letter said:
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what the fuck man, are you expecting people not to actually read the rest of the article?
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do you think people aren't going to read this part?
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fuck off with that, the man is 100% cool with Luigi
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smolavidreader · 17 hours ago
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
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smolavidreader · 17 hours ago
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smolavidreader · 1 day ago
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that’s a whole man.
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smolavidreader · 1 day ago
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I just went to what might be the nicest petco I’ve ever been to (super nice enclosures, very active and healthy animals) and met this starfish. This isn’t sped up. He was actually going this fast.
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smolavidreader · 1 day ago
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let's recap what we've learned about the United States in the last few days.
things that are terrorism:
allegedly shooting a healthcare CEO whose company generated more pure profit (not revenue, profit) in a year than the GDP of 94 countries, exclusively by denying coverage to people who pay for it
a 42-year-old mother of 2 using the wrong combination of 7 words during a heated conversation with a call center employee at a health insurance company who was in the process of denying her health coverage.
things that are not terrorism:
mass shooting in a Black church to incite a race war
going to a BLM protest specifically to kill protestors
a neo-nazi running over a crowd of people, killing a woman
targeting and killing 23 latinos in an el paso, texas walmart
killing 12 people in a theatre, shooting 58 others, rigging your apartment with explosives
a QAnon groyper killing 7 and shooting ~50 at a 4th of July parade
killing 3 people and shooting several others at a Planned Parenthood in defense of the unborn
stalking someone relentlessly and then killing them and their child despite months of the victim making police reports
any one of the 1,200 murders committed by US police yearly, the vast majority being minorities
tightening your border while ~100 immigrants (including children) drown every year in the Rio Grande
United Healthcare killing an unnknowable number of elderly people by using faulty AI to deny medically necessary coverage
Aetna killing a woman by refusing to cover her cancer care
Blue Cross killing a 6-year-old by denying her appendicitis surgery
Cigna killing a 17-year-old child by denying her liver transplant
the pharmaceutical industry killing half a million people with opioids in the name of producing revenues in 2023 that rivaled the GDPs of countries like Spain, Mexico, and Australia.
the United States killing 45,000 people a year because they can't access health coverage
make sure you keep this guide handy the next time you find yourself interacting with your insurance company or any other millionaire, billionaire, or an individual who is part of a protected class such as a CEO or president of a corporation.
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smolavidreader · 1 day ago
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btw i recently discovered that my skyward sword experience might have been even worse than the average user because i have one of the RVL wiis with the original remotes that literally need an extra attachment in order to motion track to the degree that skyward sword needs. i fully thought everyone had to use those and no one was complaining about it for some reason until i actually read the game manual
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smolavidreader · 2 days ago
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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less
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smolavidreader · 2 days ago
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"Livin' large tonight boys!"
"I'm not making fun of the Great Depression!
...I am making fun of the Great Depression."
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smolavidreader · 2 days ago
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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
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smolavidreader · 2 days ago
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Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like
Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-
Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*
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smolavidreader · 2 days ago
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Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas
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No, mom, that’s not….
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Oh I see what you did there
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