#@bouncy castles

[whoamiandwhatimdoinghere]

Tim's bouncy castles collection

[sluttylittlewaistenthusiast]

╰┈➤ 18+ none of these stories belong to me! this is a masterlist of all the fanfics i’ve read and reblogged! just thought it would be nice to have them all in one spot! (if your fic is on here and you wish not to be, please let me know!) some will have summaries if provided <3

ᡣ𐭩 how you can help palestine . fic recs m.list

@eupheme

⭒ Sugar Sugar

Your eccentric neighbor Wade may drive you a little up the wall… but, you’re willing to put up with him if it means he’ll introduce you to his new, grumpy-looking roommate.

⭒ Trouble Will Find Me

His eyes darken. Fingers pinching against your skin, as he adjusts his grip, “‘s a bad idea, sweetheart. Supposed to keep you out of trouble.”

@imaginedisish

⭒ Lover You Should've Come Over

You've been pining after Logan since you joined the X-Men, and you're convinced he'll never love you back. He’s obsessed with Jean—always has been. Or...maybe he's not.

@not-neverland06

⭒ Kid?

You walk in on Logan and Jean in a compromising position and feel your heart break. You really thought he loved you, you were so wrong. (Or were you?)

⭒ Nasty Dog

You'd thought you'd had a good thing going with Logan. You weren't officially anything to each other, but you were getting close. You truly saw a future with him, but he made it incredibly clear he did not feel the same

⭒ We're Dating?

You're on probation from the team and official house arrest after a little accident with your powers. Logan knows you're going stir-crazy so he takes you to the arcade for some fun. And then your friendship takes a weird turn.

@thebestandworstdayofjune

⭒ The Refrigerator Light

you are somehow unprepared to run into Logan while on the quest for a midnight snack... in the house you both live in.

@superhoeva

⭒ On His Six

Six months. Six months ago you’d started as the new counselor. Six months, and Logan can’t get you out of his head. 

@little-miss-dilf-lover

⭒ Company

keeping LOGAN HOWLETT company when you notice him having a bad day

⭒ Cowgirl

LOGAN HOWLETT is the kind of guy that likes to fuck up into you during cowgirl.

⭒ Aftercare

thinking about sitting on logan’s lap after you’re done fucking.

@moonlight-prose

⭒ In Dreams We Rest

stuck in another universe and unsure of where he stands, logan expects things to even out as they always did. but when you cross his path and you have no idea who he is, he's in for a rude awakening.

@proxima-writes

⭒ Room For Rent

logan finds a new roommate.

@happy74827

⭒ Feels Like Home

You decide to take it upon yourself to become best friends with Wade’s new grumpy addition to the family (much to Logan’s dismay).

@ovaryacted

⭒ Logan + Overstimulation Drabble

@sunsburns

⭒ Guess

logan howlett loves to swear up and down that he’s too old to mess around with a pretty young thing like you. you’re out of his league in everything you do, from the way you can get up early in the morning and stay out late at night, stumbling back into your apartment in a fit of giggles, humming the last song that played at the club you were returning from.

@imaginedisish

⭒ Is It Casual Now?

I know baby nooo attachment, but we're...KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAT AND YOU'RE EATING ME OUT IS IT CASUAL NOW?

⭒ Liquid Smooth

A simple mission deep in a forest alone with Logan quickly gets out of hand when you just have to go and pick a flower...

⭒ Unchained Melody

You and Logan decide to go to Rogue and Remy's wedding together, but you don't know what together means. Logan helps to clarify...

@d1stalker

⭒ This is Ours

It's your first time back at your grandparents' farm in years, and while many things are the same, one thing is not: they've hired a new farmhand.

@flowersforbucky

⭒ For Always and Ever Is Always For You

logan is getting sicker by the day, and charles' seizures are occurring more and more frequently. logan didn't think he'd ever see you again - but desperate times call for desperate measures.

[polymerclay]

Bouncy castle

[zegalba]

white bouncy castle, an interactive sculpture by william forsythe and dana caspersen (1997)

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Does Commoragh have a sky? Is there an up and down?

Commorragh has the equivalent of sky (skies, to be exact), yeah. It's a truly gigantic dimension populated by the intersection of other gigantic dimensions across space, all of it lit with suns the Drukhari nicked. So, y'know, there's altitude, there's atmosphere. It's not organic or consistent, per se, but it's there. The concept of "the sky" is very much a thing.

As for "up and down", yes, there's an up and down. There are a lot of ups and downs, in many directions. What you personally perceive as up and down will depend on where you are.

Say you have an enormous tower in Commorragh that is connected to it via one of many satellite realms. Scourges live up at the top of the tower, where it's drafty and they can look down on people and do aerial crimes. At the base of the tower, under the ground, there's a haemonculi coven doing incredibly unlicensed medical work. To them, and to the people that go there or live there, the top of the tower is "up" and the base of the tower is "down". However, if you were to pull back and look at its spatial position in Commorragh as a whole, it could be sitting at a 45 degree angle from the top of the greater dimensional space like a weird stalactite.

Does this matter to the Drukhari that go there or live there? No. They've made it so that up and down are what they say it is, where they say it is, and if you don't like it you can hand over all your skin.

I've attached two of the more famous Commorragh arts pieces as a visual aid also

[aquamarineglow]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I fell down the stairs and the floor turned into a bouncy castle.

[wodania]

Toasting at Aerion’s funeral was considered to be in very poor taste.

Loosely based off of my aerion funeral post

[dreamproxyaesthetics]

⚠️Caution⚠️

Children at play

[carbonateds-oda]

no cuz ik for a fact that teen skk would’ve had a field day if they ever got on a bouncy house, like chuuya w the gravity manipulation and dazai w the lack of self preservation? they would’ve unleashed hell just tossing each other around in that thing, mori would’ve had to have a serious talk w them abt why they can’t skip out on missions just to play in an inflatable castle

[stephofromcabin12]

THE BABY CASTOR ART!!! THE SOFT DIONYSUS EXPRESSION!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

And the way Steph didn’t get that with Dionysus (and he didn’t get that with Steph!)

*sad Ariana Grande voice* Yuh😪

If it makes you feel better, this is the sketch I have for Pollux and him

Photo taken 0.5 seconds after toddler Pollux said: “Daddy stop!😡 I can do it myself!🤬”

[catfindr]

[sourscratched]

brushed off an old fanart for a favorite off book episode… it may not be halloween season but this episode and it’s wayside school/goosebumps/jumanji vibe are perfect all year round

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Tumblr has a few really specific ideas of what should be the next Muppet movie (all good ones!) but I think we need to go further afield. Some Muppet adaptations I'd recommend:

James Bond - human villain

All For the Game - make the coach the only human

The OJ Simpson trial - human Judge Ito

The Avengers - keep Sam Jackson; Swedish Chef as Loki, bc Scandinavia is interchangeable

The Great Gatsby - Gonzo as Gatsby (I've posted this before I know)

We Have Always Lived in the Castle - human cousin Charles

How has their not been a Muppet Sherlock Holmes with a patient Muppet Sherlock explaining Muppet logic to a human Watson (there was a comic tho). Especially now they respecting women is in the public domain

[thnks--fr-th-vnm]

i had a dream last night where mcr was playing a show, but they were all in a bouncy castle. they also played drowning lessons

[kandidandi]

i think if they went in a bouncy castle they wouldnt bounce cuz theyre just too damn heavy