#@%$@^ WHY

[scarletooyoroi]

Examine + deez nuts! (AWRAXAWRAXA)

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Where do we even begin with this one.

Sumeru has easily remained a land that holds many boons. Yet, as many karmic cycles dictate, many lands that hold bounty also require to hold many more questionable things. And what better than to actually dive into the sauce better known as these...

Big... Nuts...

Something in you feels like screaming.

Anyway.

Ajilenakh nuts happen to be a really popular specialty. You've noticed it often taken into a variety of sweets. However, a monkey's paw effect happens to be equally visible in this measure. You can't help but perceive that there's a fine share of particulars no matter where you travel, the Akademiya, the desert, or maybe some cosmic plane in between these realities. There's somehow a natural understanding that these nuts are forever tainted.

How just going on about the word nuts manages to call the most belly deep laughter imaginable from many. To take the reigns of imagination and easily turn anyone into a wordsmith, catching the hidden hells such as 'Sugma' or 'Ligma'. From what you remember, there's only one particular realm where such thoughts are immediately banished into solely being in the mind; Aaru Village.

Legends of many jaws being dislocated to entire bodies being shattered into a heap of dusted bones remains plentiful. Some people who have been given the wrath of Celestia itself does not even dare to announce anything about these commodities, only referring to them by the given name, never what they are. For the rumors say that a certain Village Guardian has held the utter displeasure of some wise guy who had the nerve to apply her maiden name with Nuts.

Needless to say, the said soul in question has been atomized on the spot, both as an example and as a testament to fury of what their foolishness applied to the public consciousness.

Nuts in many ways, truly are more trouble than what they're worth.

@inavagrant

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[livingthedragonlife]

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[girldraki]

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[eternalgirlscout]

did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

[ravenkings]

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[girlstressed]

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

[theboxfort]

Peace and love