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[thefairyfellermasterstroke]

Imagine working at museum carnavalet. You sit in a chair all day and nearly no one asks you anything. Suddenly, a strange high school girl approaches you.

"Do you work here?" she says. Imagine you dont know a word in english. So you look at her weird. And now, imagine she hands you this sign:

You are confused. A little intimidated. Then she talks again.

"Eh...oui....j'adore la revolution...je..uh...a l'école...(not even true cause i study it by myself but i didnt know the verb to study) Can I... photo?????"

You nod.

And so she does.

You are now very amused and so you tell her to pose. And she does.

What a funny encounter.

[marshmellow-oxo]

The urge to get a crap ton of ado merch and make an ita bag based on her is so strong, despite her colour palette being opposite to the one I wear. (I wear pinkish and redish stuff with white or black, and her colour palette is black and blue.) 🥲🥲🥲

[6flyingosprey6]

Will Bad be streaming the event or should I prepare the noose

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[prokopetz]

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)

[insomniac-arrest]

average aging Tumblr adult active here since 2014 when they scroll past werewolf boyfriend posts in the year of our lord 2024

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[some-pers0n]

Hey you ever think about The Characters so much to the point where

[shamefulzombie]

Not Perfect

[nat-20s]

Just thought to myself "can't women have a bad time in fiction without rape being involved" which really shows you how much you're in the fucking trenches if you are both a horror fan and women fan

[oldtvandcomics]

HEY GUYS!!

GUYS!!!

FRANCE HAS REACHED THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF SIGNATURES ON THE CITIZEN'S INITIATIVE AGAINST CONVERSION THERAPY IN THE EU!!

ONE COUNTRY DOWN, SIX TO GO!!

We also need still quite a few signatures in order to reach the one million required.

As to date, the six other countries with the most signatures are:

Spain - 38.72%

Finland - 30.31%

Ireland - 24.86%

Netherlands - 24.15%

Germany - 23.54%

Belgium - 23.09%

So yeah, still a long way to go, but we ARE slowly getting closer. Don't stop now! Don't let this stay within the community, either, if you have any friends or family who are open to queer rights, get them to sign, too!

[incorrectbatfam]

The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way

[drowninnoodles]

Heh

thanks to @hannahdra-ws for quote, its very cursed indeed.