#>my posts

[certifiedunicornhater]

gordis little finger wiggles im gonna sob he was so excited

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[the-fabled-void]

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

[terramythos]

'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[electronicmail]

honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[certifiedunicornhater]

🌸💜

FLOR DAY FLOR DAY FLOR DAY!!! he is one year old today ^_^ also featuring my friends oc who was made today alongside him yaey!!!! it’s their day today!!!!

(art blog: @goat-chops)

[yumenikkii]

just another average day in gravity falls

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[terramythos]

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little