#> k is offline

[h4ck3r-k-archive]

// wohoho. Another blog for the detective gang.

Same AU as @detective-an-official, @phantom-thief-mizuki, @detective-kasa-official, @detective-akito-official, and @ex-phantom-thief-rui. Kana is an entirely anonymous hacker who works on whatever side she believes is in the right at any given time. (Btw sorry for ping. Hoohoo)

#> K is online - In character

#> K is offline - Out of character

#> Notification - Asks

#> Tracking - Reblogs

#> Coding - Og posts

As usual, likes/follows/etc. come from @nothirstonmain I made this on mobile also so excuse the everything. Kanade’s once again Pangender, omni/cupioromantic and Aegosexual. Bless.

I DIDNT MENTION IT BEFORE BUT ANY AND ALL SHIPS ARE OKAY KANADE LOVES SO MANY PEOPLE. AMBIAMOROUS KANADE WINS

[kitkatpancakestack]

nobody wants to do murder mystery parties anymore when did everyone become such huge fucking losers

[2snuffseb]

trying to jerk off put my dashboard is filled with gentle domming, light slaps and normal sex! where are the terribly disgusting and problematic freaks?? what’s a guy gotta do to get some really gross content? something i will feel horrible about after??

[flowerysubmissive]

I have a small dick but could this unworthy mutt still worship you?🥺🥺

Oh anon~ All dicks are worthy to me as long as the dumb little mutts attached to them know how to beg and lap at my heels 👠 💕

[k-n25-online]

K HAS GONE ONLINE

Hello, I'm K, main composer of Nightcord-at-25:00.

OOC:

hello hello tumblr welcome to my little rp blog!!! (original and starter of this whole thing by @kohane-vbs!!!)

my main blog is @boiledbasil so if you wanna talk to me just call me basil :D

I'll have asks and stuff open so feel free to ask stuff whenever! (I'm not the best at characterization so if something feels ooc when it's not supposed to be let me know!

Other random stuff to note:

Purple - Kanade

white/black - me :)

GLOBAL TIMELINE!!

Tags:

no tags except for #K went offline (OOC talk) and maybe one for asks because GOD FOR THE LIFE OF ME I ALWAYS FORGET TO TAG T-T

anyways, thank you so much @landmineloli for letting me get this goober of a rp blog :DDD

OTHER GROUP MEMBERS:

@yuki-online-at-2500 - Mafuyu

@enanan-online - Ena

@amia-online - Mizuki

OTHERS:

An @an-vivid-bad-squad

toya @aoyagi-vbs

kohane @kohane-vbs

akito @shinonome-akito-vbs

miku @thehatsunemiku

saki @no-seek-no-find

Rui @revive-my-dreams

Tsukasa @theworldsgreatest-star

Shiho @phenny-fan

shizuku @the-shizuku-hinomori

Nene @a-mermaids-admiration

emu @emuotories

kanade (me hi hi :DDDD)

Luka @luka-vocaloid-real

[cyberdenizen]

Goodnight, little drippy follower of mine.

May your night be filled with helplessly humping, holes stuffed as you grip at your own throat and beg into the night sky to be mercilessly raped, broken, ruined... remade perfect.

May the hours pass in mere moments, a desperate flurry of time rapidly passing as you ache so desperately to obey the words you see on your screen.

And as the moons sliver glistens in the sky above, may your moans and whimpers echo into the void above, each sound causing a tremor in another realm, as you mindlessly follow your desire into the very depths of that very void.

Sinking deeper. Adrift in pleasure, lost in the sea of desperation.

Goodnight, little doll. And enjoy every last moment of it.

[lalalaugenbrot]

I'm the last person on earth who would want to compare Spatort to S******k, least of all content-wise, but it's still one of the funniest things to me that they share as much as at least 6 major formal aspects (public tv show, 1 year hiatus, very limited number of episodes, 90 mins episodes, 3-letter-acronymable episode titles, airs/aired in january) which maybe isn't much but you know... it's also weird that it's as much as 6

[shartfinz]

drawings from earlier. I don't project onto fictional characters.

[eyelessmp3]

young k from dingo’s tipsy live

[rosesradio]

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[samsheughan]

WAY A GODDAMN FUCKING SECOND trump was shot????? AT HIS OWN RALLY??

what in the actual fuck dude

[formulawolff]

i think it's adorable you guys sign off with your own different emojis when you send anons in my inbox

that's the cutest shit ever, pls keep doing it <3

also.. where has ribbon emoji been lately?? i'm worried about them!

[skhardwarevers1]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP SHOWING ME CUTE BABIES

[2ndtryme]

How long do I have to wait before I’m legally allowed to beg for your attention..?

[02tommy]

There is something so uncanny about timothee chalamet that I am convinced that he is not a real boy — rather, he was created in response to my love of anime yaoi boys … like the curl of a monkey’s paw… like the cat from pet sematary that came back Wrong

I gaze upon that fragile, sculpted face… framed by that poet’s mop… and I know that these are things that I like

And yet to behold a thing that should only exist in fiction

Something in my animal brain can only scream

[darkness-holds-eternal-light]

Ugh you literally cannot have a discussion about Snape (or probably also many other fictional characters) without people bringing their trans-/ queer-/ whatever-bullshit into it in the blink of an eye. I'm so tired of this time and I'm so tired of this fandom and of this generation. I cannot tell you how much I don't give a sh** about this topic.

I get it, different people might have the same comfort character and at least that's a bit better than constantly having to be yelled at by people online, who hate this character with intensity. And I get it, we all want to feel close to our comfort character personally. But I'm definitely incompatible with huge parts of the current fandom around it and I have yet to find anyone who writes or draws stuff with Snape that is more like my world and experience. I'm glad I have found 3 authors that are a little bit like that so that I can join in a little bit.

But no, Snape is absolutely not "queer", absolutely not a cross dresser and not homo- or demisexual or whatever other term people have come up with. He does not wear nail polish and high heels and he does not secretly feel like he is a girl. Everyone can have their own interpretation anyways but this is mine and I'm done with reading people's rotten takes on that.