#> k is offline

[h4ck3r-k-archive]

// wohoho. Another blog for the detective gang.

Same AU as @detective-an-official, @phantom-thief-mizuki, @detective-kasa-official, @detective-akito-official, and @ex-phantom-thief-rui. Kana is an entirely anonymous hacker who works on whatever side she believes is in the right at any given time. (Btw sorry for ping. Hoohoo)

#> K is online - In character

#> K is offline - Out of character

#> Notification - Asks

#> Tracking - Reblogs

#> Coding - Og posts

As usual, likes/follows/etc. come from @nothirstonmain I made this on mobile also so excuse the everything. Kanade’s once again Pangender, omni/cupioromantic and Aegosexual. Bless.

I DIDNT MENTION IT BEFORE BUT ANY AND ALL SHIPS ARE OKAY KANADE LOVES SO MANY PEOPLE. AMBIAMOROUS KANADE WINS

[no-psi-nan]

Claiming that TORITSUKA is Aiura's soulmate is just straight up stupid. Are his initials S.K. as well??

I feel like most of the hate against Aiura is due to things that end in -ism plus the usual slut-shaming. How dare she acknowledge her own sexual attraction instead of buttoning it up forever in an attempt to be a chaste perfect image of femininity?

Actually I've seen so many claims that not liking Teruhashi is indicative of misogyny when she's like. Trying to be the Japanese version of a tradwife. Like that's her entire goal in life, she has no aspirations beyond this except according to all the alternate universes, if she doesn't get her perfect tradwife happy ending she immediately starts a cult. ?????

She's a good character and her personality is reasonable, as in, anyone raised in a filthy rich celebrity household and chased by men of all ages since birth and who never had a real friend for their first 17 years of life would probably be like that.

But she is not exactly a paragon of feminism or a character that defies the patriarchy, and to claim otherwise is ridiculous. Her "girlbossing" is spending her entire life performing for the male gaze and occasionally manipulating men with her beauty to perform small favors, which is exactly the role of beautiful women in the patriarchy.

Like, there's plenty of room for her to grow out of this and break the hold of comphet and the male gaze but this never happens in canon, and for whatever reason (🙄) 99.9% of her fans never think about or explore this at all, from what I've seen.

Teruhashi is also unfortunately not that funny on her own, so Asou had to introduce Makoto, the Kokomins, Saiko, Rifuta, and the Newspaper Club to try to keep her relevant and avoid repetition, and even then there was a repetitive terusai episode in which literally nothing happens (milkshake stealing). Her problem is that as wild as her thoughts are, she has to act normal on the outside, which limits a lot of the comedy you can do with her.

Meanwhile Aiura is wildly funny all the time and immediately establishes fun dynamics with everyone she meets, but she's a slut and that's wrong-bad for ???? reasons plus a lot of people already invested themselves in terusai so they automatically hate her for existing and have to pretend the canon soulmate bond is "platonic" or just ignore it altogether.

WHATEVERRRRRRRR......

[2snuffseb]

trying to jerk off put my dashboard is filled with gentle domming, light slaps and normal sex! where are the terribly disgusting and problematic freaks?? what’s a guy gotta do to get some really gross content? something i will feel horrible about after??

[kitkatpancakestack]

nobody wants to do murder mystery parties anymore when did everyone become such huge fucking losers

[placeholder-----name]

You know Satou Hiroshi from Saiki K? I see a picture of this basic bitch doing basic bitch things and I scream "OH MY GOD HE'S SO NORMAL!!!!! THAT'S SO FUCKING NORMAL, YOU GO GIRL" and hit like. I've turned into Saiki.

[flowerysubmissive]

I have a small dick but could this unworthy mutt still worship you?🥺🥺

Oh anon~ All dicks are worthy to me as long as the dumb little mutts attached to them know how to beg and lap at my heels 👠 💕

[lalalaugenbrot]

I'm the last person on earth who would want to compare Spatort to S******k, least of all content-wise, but it's still one of the funniest things to me that they share as much as at least 6 major formal aspects (public tv show, 1 year hiatus, very limited number of episodes, 90 mins episodes, 3-letter-acronymable episode titles, airs/aired in january) which maybe isn't much but you know... it's also weird that it's as much as 6

[shartfinz]

drawings from earlier. I don't project onto fictional characters.

[eyelessmp3]

young k from dingo’s tipsy live

[rosesradio]

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[samsheughan]

WAY A GODDAMN FUCKING SECOND trump was shot????? AT HIS OWN RALLY??

what in the actual fuck dude

[formulawolff]

i think it's adorable you guys sign off with your own different emojis when you send anons in my inbox

that's the cutest shit ever, pls keep doing it <3

also.. where has ribbon emoji been lately?? i'm worried about them!

[skhardwarevers1]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP SHOWING ME CUTE BABIES

[2ndtryme]

How long do I have to wait before I’m legally allowed to beg for your attention..?

[02tommy]

There is something so uncanny about timothee chalamet that I am convinced that he is not a real boy — rather, he was created in response to my love of anime yaoi boys … like the curl of a monkey’s paw… like the cat from pet sematary that came back Wrong

I gaze upon that fragile, sculpted face… framed by that poet’s mop… and I know that these are things that I like

And yet to behold a thing that should only exist in fiction

Something in my animal brain can only scream

[darkness-holds-eternal-light]

Ugh you literally cannot have a discussion about Snape (or probably also many other fictional characters) without people bringing their trans-/ queer-/ whatever-bullshit into it in the blink of an eye. I'm so tired of this time and I'm so tired of this fandom and of this generation. I cannot tell you how much I don't give a sh** about this topic.

I get it, different people might have the same comfort character and at least that's a bit better than constantly having to be yelled at by people online, who hate this character with intensity. And I get it, we all want to feel close to our comfort character personally. But I'm definitely incompatible with huge parts of the current fandom around it and I have yet to find anyone who writes or draws stuff with Snape that is more like my world and experience. I'm glad I have found 3 authors that are a little bit like that so that I can join in a little bit.

But no, Snape is absolutely not "queer", absolutely not a cross dresser and not homo- or demisexual or whatever other term people have come up with. He does not wear nail polish and high heels and he does not secretly feel like he is a girl. Everyone can have their own interpretation anyways but this is mine and I'm done with reading people's rotten takes on that.