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Could not protect their printer from literal java code lol

> :(

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How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

Send 🐰 for barely intimidating

Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating

Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating

Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating

Send 🐯 for very intimidating

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

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(shopping car because i am on pc and am too lazy to learn the emoji command)

" Bose Quiet Comfort 45 Wireless Bluetooth Noise Cancelling Headphones "

" Raspberry Pi Zero W Basic Starter Kit "

" SEGA Hatsune Miku -Project Diva Arcade Future Tone SPM Figure ∞ "

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🔎

Wendy’s near me

Do shrimp breath

Social anxiety symptoms

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you know yuki’s just gonna betray you right

> Maybe try speaking the truth. It would do good for you.

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Talk shit about someone my Muse knows.

Could be a friend, a loved one, maybe even an enemy! Try to provoke some sort of action out of them! Can be done on or off anon.

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Data Leak!!

( vaguely ) inspired by Mass Effect 2′s shadow broker dossiers My muse’s data has been compromised! Send a symbol to discover:

💬 - A private correspondence

📝 - A private record ( Ex. Criminal, Medical, etc… )

🎤 - An audio transcript from a recording

🌐 - Their most frequently visited websites

🔎 - Their last 3 search terms

🛒 - Their last 3 purchases

🎥 - The last 3 movies/tv shows they watched

🎮 - The last 3 games they played

❌ - A piece of information that could be considered blackmail material

Specify muse for multimuses!

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> Why, though.

Because yes

> I hope someone fucks with your printer in return. Karma.

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/*> One does not usually expect someone to attack their fucking printer. I also never keep things in my downloads folder.*/

//aw, man. Well, I have other ways

int c = 0;

do{

System.out.println("lol your printer is a security issue");

c=c+1;

}while(c<9999);

//have fun

> Why, though.

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> Please do not waste my ink.

//Why is your printer just straight up running unfiltered Java code? That sounds like a security issue

//Ok then, let me see...

try {

File file = new File("C:/Downloads/*.pdf");

if (file.exists()) {

long startTime = System.currentTimeMillis();

Desktop.getDesktop().open(file);

long endTime = System.currentTimeMillis();

System.out.println("Total time taken to open file -> "+ file.getName() +" in "+ (endTime - startTime) +" ms");

} else {

System.out.println("File not exits -> "+ file.getAbsolutePath());

}

} catch (IOException e) {

e.getMessage();

}

//Hope you cleaned your downloads folder of any pdf files, or that printer just won't stop printing lol

> One does not usually expect someone to attack their fucking printer. I also never keep things in my downloads folder.

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> Is there just a girl on my computer now.

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> Miku it is, nice to met you. You can call me K.

Next time K opens Their computer, there's something... Off. More specifically, there is a window open, with A very irritated digital lady inside, along with a chat box for K to respond to what she says. It can also Hear K through the computer's microphone if K has one, but the microphone in use symbol isn't there.

You think you're clever, don't you?

-@ai-miku-official

> ... Okay that's new.

[ Kanade tapped the base of her microphone, turning it on. ]

> Hello?

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> Well, that's good at least. I wanted to ask, what are you exactly?

Next time K opens Their computer, there's something... Off. More specifically, there is a window open, with A very irritated digital lady inside, along with a chat box for K to respond to what she says. It can also Hear K through the computer's microphone if K has one, but the microphone in use symbol isn't there.

You think you're clever, don't you?

-@ai-miku-official

> ... Okay that's new.

[ Kanade tapped the base of her microphone, turning it on. ]

> Hello?

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> There's documents about doing so in the database, plus Kamishiro could vouch for the 'brainwashing' thing. I doubt he'd do so voluntarily, though. May be upsetting to him.

Next time K opens Their computer, there's something... Off. More specifically, there is a window open, with A very irritated digital lady inside, along with a chat box for K to respond to what she says. It can also Hear K through the computer's microphone if K has one, but the microphone in use symbol isn't there.

You think you're clever, don't you?

-@ai-miku-official

> ... Okay that's new.

[ Kanade tapped the base of her microphone, turning it on. ]

> Hello?

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> Well, the brainwashing and torture for one. Plus kidnapping and/or killing people who disagree with you isn't the most moral thing..

Next time K opens Their computer, there's something... Off. More specifically, there is a window open, with A very irritated digital lady inside, along with a chat box for K to respond to what she says. It can also Hear K through the computer's microphone if K has one, but the microphone in use symbol isn't there.

You think you're clever, don't you?

-@ai-miku-official

> ... Okay that's new.

[ Kanade tapped the base of her microphone, turning it on. ]

> Hello?

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> Pure Vision is corrupt. I'm exposing the corruption and trying to halt it's continuation.

Next time K opens Their computer, there's something... Off. More specifically, there is a window open, with A very irritated digital lady inside, along with a chat box for K to respond to what she says. It can also Hear K through the computer's microphone if K has one, but the microphone in use symbol isn't there.

You think you're clever, don't you?

-@ai-miku-official

> ... Okay that's new.

[ Kanade tapped the base of her microphone, turning it on. ]

> Hello?

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> Oh. Great. How didn't my antivirus software pick that up..

> What do you plan to do, then? I don't have any personal information saved digitally, so it's not like you could doxx me.

Next time K opens Their computer, there's something... Off. More specifically, there is a window open, with A very irritated digital lady inside, along with a chat box for K to respond to what she says. It can also Hear K through the computer's microphone if K has one, but the microphone in use symbol isn't there.

You think you're clever, don't you?

-@ai-miku-official

> ... Okay that's new.

[ Kanade tapped the base of her microphone, turning it on. ]

> Hello?