#<- yeaaah this is a confusing mess

[miyamiwu]

I was scanning YE3 for a particular frame, only to find more elements to add to my traffic light / color / blood and fire theories (these three work on the same principle, just at different angles)

I think I finally know what yellow means, as well as what role Xia Fei plays in all this. Just give me a few days to consolidate my thoughts

Edit: please reblog this updated version of the post.

[drop-dead-dino]

⭐️ Finally done, wooooh!!! ⭐️

Throwing my existing FNAF sona into @wyervan ‘s Slasher AU!

Just in case the font is hard to read, I’ll put their info here too!:

Rylee, Final Girl Sona for DCA Slasher AU!

27 | Any Pronouns | Genderfluid, Biromantic Demisexual

Info:

-5’2

-Struggles with anxiety and chronic GI pain.

-Often rambles when nervous or excited, talks a lot with hands.

-Horror movie and popcorn enjoyer.

-Skateboard is her only mode of transportation, can’t drive.

-Works at the theater across the street from the Arcade, their boss is a dick.

-Visits the arcade to play the games when on break.

-Becomes friendly with the two weirdos who own the place.

-Is after a unique red gator plush stuck in a claw machine that is near impossible to win.

(Moon purposefully jams it in difficult to reach spots just to mess with her.)

Extra info and whatnot that’s been swimming around in my dome piece under the cut:

-A bad GI flare up leads to an incident of calling into work last minute, pissing off her boss.

-Next day he’s shouting at her outside the theater, causing a scene, and then snaps their skateboard.

-He goes missing a few days later, wonder what happened 🤔.

-“I mean, it is kinda nice that he’s not around to scream his head off at everyone—But he was signing my pay checks so—Also, I need the money for a new board…”

-Oops, Sun feels a bit of guilt suddenly

-🌙”..Why not work here?..”

-“Oh—?! You guys are hiring? I-I mean, are you sure??”

-☀️(Moon, you absolute genius) “But of course, Starshine! What are friends for! Besides, the extra help is much appreciated! And, if I’m being completely honest here, ahehe..needed.” (kids aren’t known for their ability to clean up after themselves.)

-Gets hired at the arcade, hell yeaaah.

-Tho the theater is closed, Rylee can still get in and knows how to operate the projectors. Horror movie night in an abandoned theater anyone?

-Rylee’s bafflingly oblivious to Sun and Moon’s extra curricular activities on the nights they’re not available to hang.

-“What’s with the rusty stains on their clown costumes? Maybe face paint? When they worked as circus clowns, did they get pelted with tomatoes? Or is it ketchup? Yeah, bet it’s ketchup.”

-They’ve slipped up plenty of times, in small ways sure, but you’d think she’d catch on by now.

-Wouldn’t narc if she did find out what they’ve been up to, does it look like she likes cops?? But she wouldn’t necessarily be cool with what they’ve been doing either—

-The pair would become a source of unease for sure, but also intrigue and mystery..They’re only killing bad people..right?? It’s fine as long as they don’t involve her in their morbid shenanigans. Foreshadowing—

-It would already be a confusing shitshow of emotions, but could you imagine how extra conflicting it would be if they all felt some sort of way for each other 🫣???

[loverspeak01]

making slime with your bf

Jotaro x GN! Reader

Rate : soft

Summery : you and Jotaro Kujo make slime and ends up making a big mess.

Warning : non

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(Inspired by BAKUDEKU slime)🥱

You opened the front door and walked to the living room, where jotaro was currently sitting down. “Welcome home, I make you lunch just in case you’re hungry.” Jotaro spoke up without looking away from his computer.

“Thanks, but I’m not hungry.” You replied dropping two heavy plastic bags.

“What’s that?” Jotaro questioned taking a look at you.

“Well, well, well, it must be your birthday cuz it’s your lucky day, we’re making slime!” “Good grief, y/n, slime? You expect me to play with childish shit?” He said with annoyance.

“Play with? Heavens no, I mean make slime, with your one and only.” I say taking out the glue and activator, following with food coloring. “Slime? You really want me to make that shit? Good grief Y/n.” He muttered, annoyed at the request.

He looks at you seeing if it was true until he saw the ultimate determination in your eyes. “Please, it’s just for a few minutes. If you don’t want to do it with me then I’ll js go ask josuke and his friends, since they’re more fun than you, Jotaro Kujo.”

You hear him sigh under his breath, “Fine, only to prove that I can be fun. Just don’t be annoying for heavens ears.” Hearing this made you jump in happiness.

“Yeaaah!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you!” You say with joy as you give him a peck or two on the cheek, making him blush and smile.

You two started on mixing the glue and activator together, laughing and giggling here and there. A moment that Jotaro will never admit of enjoying it himself.

That was until you were mixing in the glue and activator together and noticed how messy your hands surprisingly were. You unfortunately let the intrusive thoughts loose and had wiped your hands off with Jotaros face.

Jotaro jumped at the feeling of your slimy and sticky hands rubbing in his face, “what the hell are you doing!?” He said giving you questioned and confused look.

“Hehe, cleaning my hands off with your face.” You giggled going back to mixing the slime with your hands.

“Good grief, Y/n. You’re an idiot” he groaned, wiping off the slime on his face. Jotaro grabbed your waist and pulled you closer to him, he leaned into your ear. “I’m going to get you back for that.”

“Hmmm..? How so-… JOTARO!” You stopped mid sentence and shouted as you felt jotaros, also messy, slimy and sticky hands brush through your hair.

“You’re going to have to deal with it, darling.” He said as he starts to tickle your waist with his messy hands.

Causing you to squirm and laugh, “Stop!- jotaro- HAHAHHA- please! I’m sorry- HAHGAAH, Jotaro!” You laughed out trying to get get his hands off you.

Jotaro stopped tickling you, he still hold you close as he rest his messy hands on your back, turning his always serious expression into a smile.

“You should really try smiling often.” You suggested, sneakily grabbing a handful of slime and slapped jotaros face with the thick amount. Right after you’ve done that your pulled from his hold and skedaddled, knowing his gonna hunt you for blood.

[ad7red]

can u do jack champion headcanons (or drabble) w/ a gf who gets elevator anxiety? literally everytime i have to use one i get so anxious it’s terrible😭

omg. i thought it was just me who did this LMAO i can’t get on a elavator without freaking out 😭😭

pairing: jack champion x fem!reader

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Jack and you were just about ready to leave the hotel room and head toward his Avatar premiere. However, there was an issue that he wasn’t aware of. You can’t take elevators.

Well, technically you could take an elevator, but the worry just eats you up from the inside out. Imagine all the possibilities of what could happen there! It could stop, you could get stuck, or worse, it could drop. And yes, maybe you were blowing this out of proportion but tell that to the 10,200 elevator accidents this year. Normally you would just take the stairs but with the heels you had on, it would be like walking through hell.

Yet by the time you were pulled out of your thoughts, the thing you dreaded most was straight ahead. The elevator. Now, you knew Jack wouldn't mind going down the stairs after all, it was just two floors, but you didn’t want to ruin the mood. Not when he was all giddy and excited for you to finally see the movie he worked years on.

Before approaching the elevator you came to a halt, Jack stopping with you. He looked at you with knitted eyebrows, silently asking you “What's up?” with his eyes. “Jack, can I ask you something?” Your tone was light, but you could hear the nervousness, you were just hoping he didn’t. “I don’t know, can you?” You rolled your eyes at his playful impertinent remark but asked your questions. “Is there any other way to get down? Like without the elevator?”. Jack's face morphed into an obviously perplexed one. “Not unless you wanna take the stairs. Or jump. We could probably jump, yeah?” He was chuckling at his own jokes when he noticed the serious look plastered onto your face.

“You really don't want to take the elevator?” you nodded your head at his question unsure of how he was going to respond. “How come?” he had asked, genuinely confused, Jack had loved elevators, he loved the feeling they gave him in his stomach. Like a rollercoaster ride almost.

You shuffled your feet, embarrassed to explain. “I'm afraid of them.” and though Jack didn't mean it, he found himself giggling at your confession. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry- Ok how do you wanna get down? Jumping is still an option,” You shook your head listlessly, and Jack got the message.

“Okay, how about we take the stairs?” he asked and his joking demeanor had faded. “Yeaaah, about that,” you dragged your vowels before resuming, “I think my ankles would be absolutely annihilated if I did”. Jack had a growing smirk on his face, he rubbed his chin pretending to be in deep thought. He snuck a quick glance at the staircase that was just across from where you both were standing and then a glance at you before talking. “I might have a solution.” He spoke, and before you even got to respond he swooped you up bridal style while running over to the stair case.

You had numerous protests while he was carrying you, they mostly consisted of “Jack put me down!” “Stop I’m gonna ruin your hair Jack!” and occasionally “People are looking!!” and Jack being Jack he didn’t stop until the of the stairs.

When you got there you shot him an injudicious look. “Why’d you do that? You could've messed up your outfit,” He shrugged evidently unbothered by his rash action, yet still grinning like the Cheshire cat. “You didn't seem too fond of the jumping option so I thought I’d help out a bit” You playfully shoved his shoulder. “Maybe I'll jump the next time we leave, okay?” He laughed while nodding his head. “Deal.”

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also sorry u requested this like 2 weeks ago ahh!!

[nobodyfamousposts]

If the Dolls somehow made it to bigfatbreak's Viceroy AU, what do you think they would do?

Well, I wouldn't want to deviate too much from @bigfatbreak's au, so given the circumstances of the AU and Adrien's lack of knowledge that Marinette is Ladybug, the wish would either have to have been made pre-Mama's Day and reveal or Adrien lost his memories of Chaton and coparenting with Marinette. Or alternatively the dolls were just messing around and end up in an alternate reality and just decide to fix things as they come across them.

With that said, Chaton and Littlebug wouldn't know what happened or why the world changed, but they would still find their way to their respective parents and their new circumstances.

Chaton would go to the bakery and find Grand Mama is gone and Mama is sad and the butter-lies are everywhere. Grand Papa catches Chaton immediately. Tom for his part is initially wary, but thanks to his use of the Butterfly Miraculous, he can talk with Chaton and sense his emotions. A bit surprised that a doll has emotions, and even more surprised to find out the doll cares so much about Marinette. With the empathy powers of the Butterfly and the information from Nooroo and Chaton himself, Tom realizes Chaton carried over from the previous timeline and was created based on the Chat Noir hero. Much like Nooroo, Tom has Chaton stay with Marinette to keep her company and keep her safe. Chaton is happy about this since it means he can be with Mama still, even if she is different. Marinette is surprised with this, but hey, she's already met Nooroo and knows magic is real. Plus Chaton is too cute to be scared of.

Littlebug goes to Adrien. She is relieved Adrien is okay and Adrien in turn is relieved Littlebug at least is still around in this new crazy world. Littlebug is confused as to the changes. Seeing Adrien's mother is alive when Chaton tells her that Marinette's mother isn't. She finds this change unfavorable especially as she learns more about Emilie and comes to be increasingly disappointed in the mother Adrien had spoken to her so much about. Not helped by the fact that she still very much dislikes Gabriel and becomes even more suspicious of him. She stays hidden as much as possible and doesn't risk letting Gabriel find her, even when she's pretending to be a toy (especially important as Ladybug isn't a thing here in this timeline).

...of course, that's not to say she doesn't mess with him. Gabriel still finds himself the subject of a number of unpleasant happenstances when it's most inconvenient for him.

When Adrien starts regularly going to the bakery and spending time with Marinette, Littlebug goes with him. This naturally leads her to 1) reunite with Chaton and 2) discover Tom has the Butterfly Miraculous. Yes, he finds her just like he found Chaton by sensing her presence with the Butterfly Miraculous, but make no mistake: she finds him first.

She isn't sure what to think about him using the Butterfly Miraculous, but he isn't Hawk Moth, isn't mean to Nooroo, and has not nor intends to hurt Adrien or Marinette. Not to mention that when Tom (being able to sense Littlebug's emotions and her fierce protectiveness) outright informs her of Hawk Moth targeting Marinette and his plans to track him down....yeaaah, Littlebug is ALL on board with that. She agrees to helping him. Uses the time Adrien comes by to visit with Chaton but also plan with Tom and let him know anything she knows or remembers or finds out. She helps him spy on Gabriel in particular, since in her mind if ANYONE is stinky enough to be Hawk Moth, it's him.

Littlebug and Chaton would have full memories of the previous timeline. They would know each other and about Marinette and Adrien being Ladybug and Chat Noir. Sadly, they wouldn't know that Gabriel is Hawk Moth otherwise things would be resolved very quickly as Chaton would tell Tom about him right away and Littlebug would enact ALL. UNHOLY. VENGEANCE upon him before Tom even gets a chance to.

Then there's Chaton. He's a good boy, so he's never far from Marinette and helps her any way he can. It's hard because she's sad and working too much so often, but he does his best! And it's strange being around the not-quite-Butter-lies (Fairies?), but they're nice and friendly so he doesn't eat them, which Nooroo quite appreciates. Despite the changes, Chaton would be happy here.

.....if only the mean whispies would go away.

He can see them. See them and feel them. Dark icky things that twist and coil and attach to Mama. He thinks at first they're what's making her sad. But then they attack his Mama at certain times. He doesn't know why, but he doesn't like it. So he bats the whispies away if he can.

....sometimes that means the whispies hurt him instead.

He doesn't like them.

He. Doesn't. Like. Them.

He can push at them to help Mama breathe, but he can't fight them off. Not entirely. He tries though! He's a good boy! But it's hard. And it hurts. And he gets tired more easily because Mama doesn't have the Pinkling.

Grand Papa is different here. He doesn't know about the whispies but seems to understand when Chaton tries to tell him. All Chaton knows is that the whispies are hurting Mama and were caused by the past Hawk Moth. Grand Papa is trying to find him to make the whispies stop.

Grand Papa is better than Meanie Moth. He listens to Chaton. And Littlebug seems to like him, too! So Chaton will trust Grand Papa to stop Meanie Moth. He will protect Mama in the meantime.

And when Chaton gets tired or is feeling hurt, Mama and the Fairies help him feel better.

But that's okay! He's a good boy and he'll take it so Mama doesn't have to.

...

Ultimately, the dolls try to help the best way they can.

Chaton by protecting Marinette.

Littlebug by finding the one responsible and making him pay.

[ants-personal]

I think Clark is amused by the little ways Bart cares about upkeep of his looks. Teasing but generally fond little "why do you do this?"

I also think he would lend a hand, if welcome, in dyeing the streaks and such. And he would only laugh at Bart a little bit during it

NONNie im sorry this took a bit stuffs been rough irl sighs but im here now <3

BUT oh yeah for sure clark finds it its very endearing. Plus its nice to see bart become more comfortable in his own skin and be able to relax letting clark into the small soft moments. Like in the morning bart half asleep while he brushes his teeth somehow its the slowest clarks ever seen him move or how bart takes more time than necessary to make sure his hair is perfect streaks sticking together clark pokes fun and tells him yeah but its cuter like this as he ruffles it and bart gets madish tries pushing clark off or swipes at his hands cause not everyone gets to be a 6ft tall jerk okay some of us have to actually put the work into looking this good motions to himself who has a speck of toothpast in the corner of his mouth and a shirt that is 4x to big and clark just puts his hands up in mock surrender and laughs.

oh also clark tries to help with barts outfit sometimes when hes out hell see something and be like oh bart might like that and usually its a new shirt or little accessories and accents for him and bart never knows how to accept them while also still coming off as super cool and chill cause which is confusing cause clarks always like if you dont like it i can take it back and he just snatches it like NO i mean i like it thanks clark

YEAAAH i love that trope so much cause bart does it himself but after clark walks in to bartz bathroom gymnastics to see if he covered some streaks enough he offers to help and while insisting he can do it he juat first asks clark to at least look and when theres multiple places he missed that clark keeps pointing he gives up and lets clark do it and at first hes tense and nervous and dont mess it up cause your jealous okay and soon bart starts to relax its not exactly like getting pet but its close and soon he finds himself with his eyes close listening to clark hum behind him he even lets clark wash it out at the end gentle hands through his hair and well its not as relaxing towards the end cause bart is practically waterboarded washing the front part and they both are laughing and soon barts sitting with wet hair and shirt and a towel around his neck looking in the mirror clark asks if he did alright and bart chuckles cause for a jock hes actually pretty good with a brush and clark suggest that maybe he should add a few red streaks in his hair as well next time and also a trim as he tugs on a few long strands

[withoutmonsterswebecomethem]

Frowning at this statement from the other, he thought about it. It did seem more prominent these days. Not just with dancing or fashion. In most things, it seemed people got pure enjoyment out of negativity. People were thriving on this desire for attention, through bringing others down. Bryn didn't think he was a good person. But he could notice that something was certainly messed up when the only acknowledgment anyone got was when they did something wrong. At least, there were still moments of levity. He may not have been winning any praise from his classes or the like. But, others were getting plenty enough. Bryn grinned, “Well, you know how some art becomes more popular after the artist has died? We at least have that to look forward to.” Not him, new dances would be made. His would be stolen and adapted into some mutated version with some other. He would be forgotten in that field. But he didn't really pay it much mind, either. “I am not exactly most people. I'm cooler.” He said a small laugh and looked back at the dress again.

As Freya continued, he nodded, “No problem.” Looking toward him, he takes in a deep breath and brings his hands together, playing with his fingers under the spine of his journal a bit, “Yeah. You might. This ain't the worst I've ever seen. Have you ever seen the real-life dress of Belle from Beauty and the Beast? Didn't even have the best parts. You would probably have done that dress justice.” A couple of moments later when she told him about what she meant by 'mermaid cut' he was pulled out of his confusion and lifted his head up, “Ah. Okay.” Smirking slightly as she seemed to him to know her stuff. Bryn swallowed and shifted a little where he stood, toying his fingers along the spine of his journal as he leaned back a bit, “Might be difficult to dance in? Though I guess I'm thinking too much about dancing than I am about fashion.” Standing straight then, he moved his right hand out a bit as Freya offered help at the dance studio because she couldn't pay him five thousand, “Ah. Well, what are we? Living in a small Alaskan town? Surely you have that kind of cash lying around.” He joked.

“But if you're really wanting to stop by and help, by all means. Doesn't have to be for me only, either.” He wasn't sure what he could get Freya to help out with, on his end. He was usually on the go. Mostly to the theatre, or helping them all at his own studio. Bryn wasn't sure if any of his dancers weren't in the theater, “Yeaaah. Hey, you could probably get in with some people at the theater if you dropped by my studio.” He offers, thinking if Freya is not already in contact with the theater, this could be very good for her. Clearing his throat, he moved to grab the journal in both hands and huffed out a breath, “Well, good luck?”

Her teasing expression softening with empathy at Bryn's remark about working with more entitled stars, Freya nodded with all of the solemnity of someone that was intimately familiar with the ugliness that lurked in their beautiful world of dance. As much as she adored her chosen field, having remained committed to performance even after long hanging up her pointe shoes for good, she knew that their industry was not for the faint of heart, and that talent was not always a sure-fire marker of success as a performer. Sometimes, it was sheer dumb luck (or, in her case, bad luck that had forced her to pivot from her prima ballerina aspirations to the life of a showgirl). "Some people don't appreciate what choreographers do nearly enough, do they? I feel the same way about costumers. People don't tend to notice what we do until we do it poorly. But most of us see the extra effort off stage that goes into a good performance."

A sincere smile taking over her usually foxlike features at the reassurance that she did the best she could, the perfectionist couldn't quite bring herself to accept the praise outright, but she was comforted by the sentiment nonetheless. "Thanks. I guess I just have to make peace with the fact that I did the best I could all on my own. Maybe someday I'll have a design team to help me with my creations," she mused for a moment (a rarity for the more level-headed performer: allowing herself to dream again). Noticing Bryn's confusion about the cut of the dress, she supplied, "Mermaid cut is a skirt that's more fitted around the hips, but that flares out around the shins, kind of like a mermaid tail." Barely missing a beat when he brought up an alleged consulting fee, the dancer shook her head. "Oof, that's a little expensive for my budget. Will you accept payment in the form of help at the dance studio? Or I could always design something for one of your dancers, free of charge," she offered earnestly, despite the teasing tone of her voice just moments ago.

[some-messed-up-writing-for-you]

Short Prompt #35

"Ah! If it isn't my dearest nemesis, Hero-" - the villain started but paused, confused. "The hell? You're not Hero."

"Yeaaah, no, I'm not." - the other hero responded, getting into a fighting stance and preparing for a battle. Villain only looked at them blankly, completely forgetting the tied-up mayor they were holding at gunpoint.

Annoyed, they pointed the gun at Other Hero and questioned, "Well, where are they then?"

"Busy." - they answered nonchalantly, giving a small shrug and taking a step forward.

"Busy?!" - the criminal parroted, offended. "I'm the biggest villain in the city! What could they possibly be busy with?!"

"Other Villain." - the other hero answered again. Amused by the villain's shock, they decided to mess with their feelings. "Hero was relocated. You just weren't important enough."

A shadow fell over Villain's eyes. "So, you're saying I wasn't a big enough threat for them to keep Hero here?"

"Precisely." - Other Hero answered with a grin before lunging at the enemy, their super speed bringing them in front of the villain in a matter of milliseconds.

However, with agility and skill they had never showcased before, Villain dodged out of the way and slammed their gun's handle into the other's head, knocking them out cold.

As Other Hero's body crumpled to the floor, the villain returned their attention to their hostage, making them flinch. Approaching Mayor, they took off their gag, letting them talk.

"V-Villain, listen, Hero d-didn't-"

"Ah! Ah!" - the villain held up a hand, silencing them. Taking out a knife, they cut the mayor free of their restraints. "Don't worry, I know Hero would never leave me of their own will like that."

Moving to the side, they made a shooing gesture towards the door. "You're free to go. I have more important things to do now."

Worried, Mayor ran for the door, knowing they had to warn Organization before the criminal did something.

Villain, on the other hand, returned to their lair. Once there, they called forward all their minions and began putting 'The Big Plan' into motion much further ahead of schedule than they had expected they would.

[cheerstotheelites-if]

Time travel au (+the baby from future au)

MC and the ROs are enjoying themselves on a date when a kid at the same age as Emery calls MC "parent" and rushes to hug them. The kid looks like a mini-version of the ROs though. ROs reactions👀

Weylyn: Judging by the hair of his future child, yeaaah, they inherited it from him. Wonders if they know how to ████ yet. Might invite his future child to family dinner.

Fleur: In utter disgust and cringing the moment she realizes her future self married future you. Gods above, why you.

Zephyrine: Give her a moment to process what's happening, and she might start asking questions if this child is legitimately MC's [and her's]. If there is proof, then: "… Huh… just like in the Shojo Anime."

Eliseo: This… is something. Okay. Carbon copy of him right here… supposedly made with the help of MC……… Man needs to breathe for a moment.

Cooper: What. Huh? WHO? Internally sweating nervously, wondering if this child of his inherited ████ ████ from him.

Ophelia: OH. OKAY. THIS IS AWKWARD. A mess of fluster and confusion, because no way is this child yours and hers. Complete denial of it all.

[ashestospace-fics]

Hey I love your page 💕 can you please write hcs for adult trio,phinks, and aged up Killua reaction to receiving sexy pics/nudes from their so , you know the kind that like “hey babe look, I got my hair done “ but the hair is totally not the focus of the pic ya know lol

Receiving pics

Characters: Hisoka, Illumi, Chrollo, Phinks

G: NSFW

TW: phone sex, degrading, pet names, spanking

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Hisoka

We don't gotta act surprise that Hisoka won't send you some nudes himself. This man is horny, like all the time.

So he's kind enough, to always give you a reminder on how he's body react towards you when he's away. Either fighting or thinking of you in general.

Let it be a pic of the mess he made or how hard he gets, you have a whole album just from his nudes.

But when you started sending him pics back? Man practically came in his pants where ever he was. He was so quick to call you, a moan following along as he sang your name.

"y/nnn~ you naughty naughty boy sending such lewd pictures while I'm away" he practically moan into the call as you heard the sound of clothes being drop down to the floor from the other line. You hummed as you lean back on the bed, a low groan escaping your lips as you pump your cock slowly.

"oh I'm sorry was it the wrong moment to do so?" You cooed as the sound of Hisoka letting out a growl as the sloppy sound of him pumping his cock was audible to your ears. "Such a desperate slut can't wait for me can't you? Can't wait for me to fill that ass of yours with my cum that you have to use those pathetic fingers of yours" he groan out too you almost feral. You felt yourself clench into nothing as your hand went faster at his words. "Can't wait any longer Baby, I need you know.." you breath out heavily, it didn't take long for him to show up.

Illumi

He would be so caught off guard but not surprise too see your nudes. Like if you where too send him a pic but asking a question, he would answer the question before directing the elephant in the room.

You would have send it to spark the relationship up but seeing how reacted you really had to ask him. "Really no comment?"

He would be confuse because he doesn't really get the purpose of it still. "What? I seen you naked before Y/n"

"yeah I know but I thought you'll like some pics for sexy time before getting home :(" he would take a moment to really look at the pictures and just stare at you body.

"I suppose you can keep sending me more" you get too giddy about it. Not really expecting him to almost blow cum dry with how many rounds he made you go through.

"c-come on Illu, o-one break I need to r-Agh!" You clench your jaw tight as illumi shoved your cock in him. Your throbbing length had him sighing as his legs wrap around your waist as he bounce on your lap.

"I think I u...understand the use of those pictures now Y/n you need to send me much more... It does get me in such a good mood" he fisted a hand full of your hair as he watch you groan and moan. The ability to speak gone with how many times he has made you cum that has your thighs shaking.

Chrollo

Oh you're going too get in so much trouble with him. Especially if you send those pictures when he's working or with the troupe around.

He's knows what your trying to do. But making him hard while he's away with you trying to act clueless?

You know what your getting yourself into. You know he's gonna punish you once he gets back, and you know that takes a few days if you stay home.

It's not the first time you do it, he likes when you send those pictures but the idea of you touching yourself when his not around is unacceptable. (But he does saves them)

You let out a whimper as you grip on the sheets. "5-5......ah! Fuc-6.." the sound your skin being hit was audible to your ears only. Drool daring you slip pass your lips as Chrollo press your head down. "Naught little thing sending those pictures while I was away...you thought you where gonna get away with it? That I was gonna forget?" Another harsh smack, it send electricity into your body as it shocked. "N-no boss!" You moan out as he let out a small scoff. "ah such a little liar y/n, I really need too put you in your place"

Phinks

"oh that's fucking hot" he LOVES it when you send him nudes. He itches for them, he would be the one to ask you to send some most of the time. Usually you will get one back return.

But send it when he least expects it and he's dick twitches when he opens the chat up.

He has to excuse himself of make up a excuse to leave or go too the bathroom.

Phinks either calls you, or sends you a video of him fisting himself to get you more rail up. A clear sign that you ain't gotta get easy out of it and that hes going to make you wait longer until he gets home.

"Y/n" he calls out when he arrives. "Yeaaah??" You call back from the living room. "Take your pants off now" "phinks you stink of bloo-" "pants, floor, ass" "phinks" he's already on top of you before you know it.

[maddogofshimano]

Goromi Event: The Butterfly Who Dances in the Night

Alright lets kick off this blog with my translation of rggo’s Goromi Event: A butterfly that dances in the night!

As a disclaimer: I have studied japanese for coming up on 3 years now, but I’m not a professional translator and I’m nowhere near fluent! There will definitely be mistakes, but it should be mostly correct thanks to a lot of time on jisho and trawling through japanese explanations of kansai-ben. I originally posted this on the Minnesota Fats Clan discord, but I’m going to clean it up a bit here.

By the way, it’s really funny seeing Goromi next to these anime girl hostesses for the event page.

Summary: This is the setup to the Goromi encounter in Majima Everywhere, it’s how Goromi gets herself hired at club SHINE. It was a scratcher event so players had to gather as many scratchers as they could to redeem for prizes. Nishida had no idea that any of this was going to happen, and the entire plan was to get Kiryu so mad that he’d attack. Kiryu going on a date with Goromi was never even considered.

<2005...> <Kiryu has returned to Kamurocho after his jail time for killing Dojima> <Majima Family Office> Majima Family Goon: Fuwaaaa~ I'm tired. ...Hey, Nishida. Nishida: What's up? Goon: The boss has been in that room for a while now, what's he doing? Nishida: You're right... Nope, I don't know what he's up to. Goon: Usually he's on a rampage outside when he’s got any free time... Do you think he's watching porn? <Majima exits his office> Majima: Oi! Let's head out!! Both: H-HUH? <Name shifts to Goromi from now on> Goromi: Call a cab. We're going to pink street's club SHINE Both: ... Goromi: ... Both: ... Goromi: ... Both: ... Goromi: Say somethin' ya idiots!!! Both: I'm sorry!!! We'll prepare right away!!! <in the taxi> Goromi: ... Goon: ...Oi, Nishida Nishida: What's up. Goon: What is the boss doing? Nishida: I wish I knew... Goon: Man, even you don't know... Nishida: I hate... that I absolutely don't know what's going on Goromi: What are you two blabbin' about? Goon: S-Sorry!! We just kinda don't know what we're doing on this job... Goon: ...Wait, I got it now Nishida. This is "Waiting for penetration". I've heard about it before (TL note: yep that is also a euphemism for sex in japanese) Nishida: Waiting for... penetration?! Goon: Mhm, our boss is setting themself up as the "boke". They're overcome with a craving to be the boke in a comedy bit! (TL note: I am so in the weeds here but I think I got it) Nishida: I don't think that's it... Goon: I gotta be right! Surely their kansai blood is calling out to them! Goon: Well... we gotta answer to their bit! Nishida: I-I see...! <arrive at pink street> Goon: All right, let's do it Nishida! Nishida: Ehhhhh... Goon: W-wait up boss!! I want to know what you’ve done with your look!! Nishida: We should go all the way with it and shave your beard~~!! Goon: Aha, ahahaha!! Nishida: Ha, hahaha! Goon: I'm sorry boss, but your boke bit is the best- <get's taken out in one hit> Goromi: What the hell's so funny? Nishida: W-wait- <also gets knocked out> Goromi: Laughin' at a woman's appearance... You better apologize to Goromi! Nishida: G-Goro... mi? Goromi: Yep. Right now I ain't Majima Goro. I'm a butterfly dancing in the night. The name's Goromi. Ya better remember it. <Club Shine Backroom> Manager: Now... you're having an interview soon right? I hope she's good. Employee: B-Boss, I'm afraid we’ll be doing the interview right now. Manager: Ah, good good. Bring her in. Goromi: Thank you for inviting me. Manager: Who?? Goromi: Who my ass! I'm Goromi, and I'm gonna be takin' care of this store from here on. Manager: W-wait a minute... Goromi: What? Manager: Nonononono, you, you look like a man! Goromi: Is that some kinda problem? Manager: Oh, I guess I can't say anything... Wait, nononono, I'm not going to let you overrule me! Manager: B-bad, bad bad bad. No, you can't be hired! Please take your things and leave! Goromi: What the hell are ya saying? You're gonna throw away a priceless jewel like this? Manager: Surely you must understand. Maybe if your face was shaved or... Manager: No, nonono, it's not just about appearance. Working here requires that and skill, service, politeness, all of those are required! Manager: You don't even know the right way to sit!! Some clumsy, vulgar bowlegged person can't work here. No chance! Goromi: So if I meet all your standards, I'll get to work here. Manager: Ye- W-Well, you do have a tattoo... Goromi: I didn't see nothin' about tattoos bein' banned here. Manager: W-well that's... Goromi: That seems to be my answer. Manager: Nonono! That's not for you to decide! Manager: (But I'm also getting cornered... Think, I have to think of something!) Manager: (...That's it! I found it! A weakness I can use while still being respectable.) Manager: Goromi-san... do you know what the most important thing in a cabaret is? Goromi: Ah? What is it? Manager: It's that the customers can relax! This should be a place where they can relax even more than their own homes. Manager: That's our policy Goromi-san, so, I won't be able to hire you. Goromi: What the hell? Manager: You have a smell on you... the smell... of blood! Manager: Have you been in a lot of carnage? You can't hide that smell Manager: Being assaulted by such a smell... I'm unable to relax! Manager: That's our policy... So! I can't hire you! Goromi: If I could scrub that out, then you'd hire me? Manager: Ehh? Ehhhhhh... to get rid of that... well... Goromi: Is that perfume right there? Gimme just a little. Manager: Th-this perfume?? W-Well, no way, it's...extremely valuable! Manager: P-Plus... you can only get it from scratchers. So I can't give it to you! Goromi: Huh, guess I'll do that then. Manager: Eh? Goromi: The only reason ya won't hire me is my smell, and I can fix that with perfume. Goromi: I can get that perfume right there if I can get enough scratchers. Goromi: So I'll go get that scratcher perfume and come talk to ya again. Goromi: Then everything's roses and Goromi gets hired. That about right? Manager: Y-Yes... Goromi: Yes! You just wait here a sec. Manager: What a powerful woman... <scratcher event runs> <back at SHINE> Nishida and Goon: ................. Manager: ............ Goromi: What? Don't ya wanna tell me how I smell? Manager: ......Y-Yeah... It's like being in a flower garden. Goromi: So you're sayin' I don't reek of blood anymore? Manager: R-Right... Goromi: So then... Goromi got the job? Manager: Yeaaah... I look forward to working with you... Nishida: Um, I'm really sorry about my boss... We'll make up for any inconvenience... Manager: Thank you for your concern... Goon: Anyways, boss, you never did tell us why you became a cabaret girl...? Nishida: I also don't know why... Goon: To think I have to listen to you... Nishida: This is no good...! I'm going to be beaten again...! (tl note: it was really hard to tell who was talking to who here, so sorry if it’s confusing) Goromi: What a mess. Oi, Nishida! Nishida: Y-Yes? Goromi: Contact Kiryu-chan for me. Tell him that Goromi is waiting for him~ ❤️ Nishida: Eh? Kiryu-san...? Goromi: Obviously! This is all to get Kiryu-chan angry! Goon: ...How do you mean? Goromi: Gahhh! You really are an imbecile! Goromi: How? I wanna fight Kiryu-chan. Kiryu-chan don't feel like fightin' me. Goromi: Therefore, there's no choice but to change his mind. Basically I gotta get him riled up! Goromi: He comes to have a fun time at a cabaret club and ends up with a beard and an eyepatch- Goromi: It'll make Kiryu-chan'll get so mad! That'll be a fight! Bam! It's a perfect strategy! Everyone: .............. Everyone: I see...!

<event end>

Here’s a little bonus content: during the event Goromi took over as shopkeeper and running the gatcha rolls

She would also comment on what you did

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

Saw the ask about a swap meeting canon so uhhhh

An end portal opens up and SBI Swap meet their canon counterparts. Shenanigans ensue

-Ghostbur is extremely excited to meet Ghostza because yay, another ghost!

-Ghostza is excited because he technically has six sons for a temporary time!

-C!Philza and Swap!Wilbur just awkwardly stand off to the side as their ghosts talk and are very creeped out

-Swap!Wilbur: Did Ghostbur *explosion noises*

-C!Philza: Yeaaah, but I’m not gonna tell him

-Swap!Wilbur: Oh thank fuck, me neither Techno would murder me

-Swap!Tommy shows off all his cool stuff to C!Tommy like the totems of undying he got

-The two Tommy’s get confused when they talk about their exiles because they had very different experiences with it

-Swap!Tommy- Yeah, I got exiled with Tubbo but it was more like a vacation really!

-C!Tommy- ...The fuck are you talking about?

-Swap!Techno and C!Tommy get along and argue about whose disc is better. They also brag to each other about stabbing Dream.

-They get matching tee shirts that say “Got screwed over by Dream and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt”

-The back says “Stabbed Dream and didn’t get a tee-shirt”

-It also helps that Swap!Techo didn’t destroy L’Manberg which is a major improvement in C!Tommys eyes

-C!Techno is just shocked that he was part of a government and has died twice

-Swap!Techno wants to murder C!Dream because he was almost broken by the exile, Tommy should never have gone through that

-Swap!Techno has to pick up Swap!Wilbur while they have the argument that yes, Dream is a bastard but they can’t go stab him because Swap!Wilbur was ready to run over to the prison and murder him

-Swap!Wilbur settles for giving C!Tommy loads of hugs

-C!Tommy almost steals Swap!Techno’s hat as a prank before getting tackled by Swap!Tommy

-With a warning that he shouldn’t do that if he doesn’t want to lose his last life

-C!Philza can tell that some bad stuff has happened for Swap!Techno and is horrified when Swap!Techno casually brings up that he almost drowned himself

-C!Philza@Swap!Techno: Mate, you need to take a nap look at the circles under your eyes. When’s the last time you ate something besides potatoes? You need to brush your hair, dude seriously

-Swap!Techno just fondly nods and goes “Sure, dad” which is when C!Philza definitely realizes that Swap!Techno has gone through the wringer because he rarely calls him dad

-Swap!Wilbur and C!Philza talk about how they tried to bring their dead back to life and compare their research

-C!Techno is jealous that Swap!Techno has gotten to retire peacefully

-Swap!Techno is like maybe if you hadn’t summoned withers on a country, you could have

-Swap!Techno gives C!Techno an order to never ever let C!Philza be in charge of the Antarctic Syndicate if it gets powerful

-Swap!Techno doesn’t like the idea of the Syndicate I the first place, but whatever

-Last time a Philza was in power, he straight up died

-Ghostza compliments C!Philza on his assumed skilled parenting considering he’s currently alive and hadn’t forgotten things like Ghostza has

-Ghostbur does about the same to Swap!Wilbur

-A very angry DreamXD shows up and boots the SBI Swap people back to their timeline with a long lecture about the dangers of screwing around with other timelines

-Other stuff happens but I can’t think of any so you can give it a shot if you want

I love all of this. I love all of these so much. Then we get DreamXD just showing up and fixing the au all over again because you can’t mess with other aus! That would fuck up the universe! All the interactions are beautiful.

[feeling-weirdy]

A quote prompt if possible- “holy f*cking guacamole?!?” (bc the idea of Vision saying that is really funny imho? 🤣)

"Just stay still for a bit, okay? This'll only take a second,” Tony stated plainly, his face inches away from one of the many projected screens that surrounded him.  Vision nodded, his eyes trailing down to the cord that connected him to Tony's computer.  The update was unnecessary, but clearly curiosity had finally gotten the better of Mr. Stark and it was only a matter of time before Vision eventually gave in.  Vision did exactly as he was told, sitting quietly in the chair next to the large table to held Tony’s primary screen.  He watched helplessly as Tony tapped randomly in the air, picking out pieces and wires that seemingly connected his internal workings.  

"It's quite alright. I have no place to be."  Vision smiled over at him awkwardly, uncertain whether this had been a good idea. Tony had assured him that it would be a quick and easy process, so he had hoped he would keep his word.  On the other hand, he wasn’t exactly known for his honesty.  Regardless, Vision kept an eye on every move Tony made.  He would be the first to know if something was amiss.

Wanda peeked around Tony’s shoulder, curiously scanning the screen.  She had followed the two of them down and was adamant that she be allowed to stay despite his insistence that this room was a “boys only” space.  Vision knew that was a lie as he had seen Miss Potts down here many a time, but perhaps that had been different.  Tony was right about one thing: There were many dangerous objects in this room and it was best for Wanda to not go poking around unsupervised.

"So...what exactly are you doing to him?"  Wanda asked, watching intently.  Her face gave away just how much she understood what she saw, a concept that caused Vision to chuckle softly.

Tony crossed the room, grabbing a small gadget from the other table before he answered her question.

"Oh you know...just some minor nicks and tweaks, recipes, satellite coordinates, Thank You note generator, upgrades, that sort of thing."  His tone made it difficult to pinpoint how much of his list had been serious.  Vision had yet to fully understand his sense of humor fully and while he had spent a great amount of time with Mr. Stark, actually processing humor and understanding it was a completely different set of skills.  One J.A.R.V.I.S. wasn’t able to fully comprehend.

Wanda squinted, eyeing Vision thoughtfully.  "He doesn't really need any of those things, does he?"  Vision smiled at her nervously.  “I thought he was...pretty perfect.”  She smiled back at him, her eyes lingering a bit longer than usual before she caught herself.  “Capable of those types of things on his own, I mean...”

Tony shrugged, oblivious to the staggering air that materialized between the two.  "Can't hurt. We wanna keep our boy in shape, don't we?"  Tony slapped Vision's shoulder, giving a breathy chuckle.  Moving to the other side of the counter, Tony created another screen, sliding his finger back and forth in random zig-zag patterns in a way only he could comprehend.

"It's just a regular procedure.”  Vision finally spoke up, reached out to grab hold of Wanda’s wrist in an attempt to calm her worries.  “There’s no reason to be concerned.  Trust me."

Wanda smiled again, looking a bit more relieved.  "It's not you I don't trust."

Tony scoffed, releasing a high chuckle. "Oh come on, Red.  I'm not gonna hurt him.  It's just routine, anything extra is just icing on the cake."  He continued poking around through Vision’s programming, scanning numerous lines of command prompts and coding lingo that was being transferred into his system.  “Plus, I practically built him.  Mentally anyway,” he added, mumbling under his breath as he continued.

"If you say so."  Wanda shrugged, curiously scanning the room as she looked at the other tech that filled the tables around her.  She wandered about the room, careful not to touch anything that may get her in trouble with the man who was watching her warily from his working position.  

Tony kept himself unusually quiet, a fact that began to bother Vision as he went deeper and deeper into his core programming.  Something wasn’t right.  A fact that became glaringly obvious as he felt one of his internal personality systems shut down.  His eyes blurred, gripping onto the table as he felt himself begin to lose balance.  A loud whirring sounded in his head, his visual slowly shutting down.

"Except...we may have a bit of a problem," he could hear Tony say.  

"What's that? You're routine maintenance not going so routinely."  Wanda asked, the two making their way back over to him.

"You play nice or you get a time out. I just uh...I might have...uploaded something with a bit of a bug.”  Tony snapped in Vision’s face, causing a strange jolt that woke up part of his system.  “Vision, you alright, bud?"

"I-I'm not sure. I-"  Vision stuttered, trying to hold himself together.  The bug had found its way into his internal processes, ripping apart anything it got its meaty little pixels on.  Even with a short scan, it t was impossible to locate just where it was hiding.  A sharp pain shot through him, confusion keeping him from locating just where the bug was hiding within his system.  Vision grabbed at his face, unable to hold himself together any longer.  "Holy fucking guacamole!  Can someone please, j-just-"  His visuals flickered, keeping him off kilter and only adding to the intensity of whatever emotions were flooding through him.  

"Yeaaah that was definitely a bug..."  Tony mumbled, running back over to where he was initially working.  Frantically tapping on the projection, throwing things back and forth from his virtual monitor.

"Tony. Fix him."  Wanda demanded, gripping onto Vision’s shoulder to offer some sort of comfort.  “Vis, are you okay?”

Vision couldn’t stop the outburst.  Wherever the little bugger was, it was messing with his language processes.  "Can you please turn this God damn thing off?  Just put it back, exactly how you fucking found it!  It's too much. I can't-I can't-"  He tried to calm himself, fighting through his inability to finish his sentences.  The pain became nearly unbearable, but he had to search for a way to correct the error.   Vision activated the anti-virus scan to locate where the little bug had lodged himself.  “My systems are overloa-”

"Young man, if you don’t watch your mouth..."  Tony joked, clearly not as focused as he should have been and having a ball during the entire interaction.  Vision didn’t find the exchange very funny.  “Sorry.  Not the time.”

"Tony!"  Wanda yelled, kneeling down in front of Vision as she kept one hand on him at all times. 

Tony pointed directly at her.  "Alright alright hey!  I don’t do well with a chaperone.  Can you back off?  Please?  Thank you."  The scan finally located the little bastard, and with the help of Mr. Stark, it was annihilated.  Tony let out a deep breath, leaning against the counter.  "Better?"

The pain stopped as his systems began to reboot, restoring his visuals and other senses.  Vision nodded, taking a moment for himself before fully answering.  Wanda sat quietly beside him, holding tightly onto his hand as he came to.  His settings seemed to have been reverted back to their original state before any alterations had been made.  Vision ran a quick scan to ensure that the bug was gone for good, only responding once the scan completed.

"Mr. Stark, I no longer wish to be subjected to your particular brand of upgrades."  Vision stated, patting the top of Wanda’s hand as a smile reappeared on his face.

"Harsh..."  Tony mumbled, turning off his monitor as he gave up on whatever else he had been working on knowing full well that Vision would not allow it after what had transpired.

Wanda looked at him with a worried expression.  “Are you alright?”  

“Yes, I’m quite alright now.�� It seemed the bug stowed away into my personality chips and altered some settings.”  His eyes had fully stabilized and everything seemed to be back to normal.  He would make sure to do more in-depth scans once he was alone and able to fully concentrate, his trust to allow Tony to perform them himself entirely shattered.  “I must apologize for the foul language.”

“It’s okay, Vis,” Wanda chuckled.  “You weren’t yourself.”

"Maybe that should be yourself.  It was pretty funny,” Tony chuckled.  “And hey, at least we know now where the party button is.” 

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[overthedub]

The first concert where all four characters actually talk to the audience (and each other)! This was a fun one to cut together.

Audio taken from Blur Archive Project’s archive folder (with their permission), which you can find for yourself here:

https://mega.nz/folder/FNlQjQjA#rOWvMfq6rmdmI3W7ScOgSQ

You can also hear much clearer versions of some of the concert versions of the songs/characters speaking here:

https://mega.nz/folder/FNlQjQjA#rOWvMfq6rmdmI3W7ScOgSQ/folder/0MkzRKiR

Keep in mind not all the songs/character audio are cut in that second link.

Transcript/translation under the cut:

M1A1

Noodle: Good eveniiiiiing! How’s everyone doing? It’s Noooodle!

Russel: How y’all doin’, London? Aw yeeaaaah!

Noodle: Are you well?

Russel: (overlapping) This is Russel speakin’ to ya!

Tomorrow Comes Today

2-D: Yeaaah! Whoa!

Murdoc: (overlapping) Whoooa.

2-D: This is 2-D! Woooo!

Murdoc: ‘ey, ‘ey, listen, how’s...how’s it going, Cirencester? We are in Cirencester, aren’t we?

2-D: I-I can’t really tell ‘cause we’re on this screen all the time. I really can’t tell.

Murdoc: I’m Murdoc and this is my band, Gorillaz. Let’s hear you out there!

2-D: Louder! Louder!

Murdoc: GO!

Note: Cirencester is a town 80 miles west of London.

Slow Country

2-D: Woo!

5/4

Noodle: How was it, everyone? Are you really having fun? The next song is...uh...5/4!

(someone in the crowd screams “Noodle!”)

Noodle: Yes, yes!

Starshine

Russel: Yoooooo, joooooooo, looooooooo, jo. Yooo, jooooo, loooooo, gooooo, ziiiiiiiooooo. Woooooo.

(at the end of the song)

2-D: Yeaaaah! Yeah! Hey, go on, make some noise please! Please I need the toilet right now, but I need to do a little bit of Man Research alright, ‘cause my pee’s puttin’ out all a funny color! Yeah, c’mon, let me hear ya, pleaaaase! Alright, in the back, in the cheap seats, make some noise!

(girls scream)

2-D: Thank you!

Man Research (Clapper)

Murdoc: Uuuuugh. Oooooh, yes! Oh, ‘ey, can you tell me something please? Are you having a good time?

(crowd yells “Yeah!”)

Murdoc: I am! I’ve got a pigeon caught in my trousers. (laughs)

(sparse, confused cheering)

Murdoc: Let’s do some muuusic! Soundcheck (Gravity)! (chuckles)

Soundcheck (Gravity)

Murdoc: Right. C’mon, I can’t hear you out there! Let’s hear ya!

Noodle: Are you enjoying yourself? (screaming after)

Murdoc: Is there anybody out theeeere?

(cheering)

Murdoc: Alright.

Noodle: The next song is Re-Hash!

Murdoc: No-No-Noodle’s is saying it was very mild today, wasn’t it?

Noodle: (laughs like Murdoc) Yeeeah!

Murdoc: (at the same time) Yeeeah!

(some guy yelling in the crowd)

Murdoc: I can’t hear you! Enjoying yourselves? (laughs) Lovely! Make some noooise!

Re-Hash

Russel: Yeah, yeah! C’moooon, London! Lemme hear ya some noise! Russel speakin’ to ya! We back here bustin’ our you-know-whats over here! I don’t hear nothin’ from you, London! Lemme hear ya make some noise!

(cheering)

C’mon! We ain’t gon’ play nothin’ else until we hear some noise from you, London! Are you with me out there?

(more cheering)

Clint Eastwood (Phi Life Cypher version)

Russel: Aw yeah! Got the brothers Cy Life from Phi Life Cypher, y’all.

Phi Life Cypher: Yeah. Yeah! Phi Life Cypher!

Russel: (at the same time) C-Cy brothers! Make some noise for Phi Life Cypher!

Rock the House (Phi Life Cypher version)

Russel: Yeah!

Phi Life Cypher: (at the same time) Yeah!

2-D: Wooo!

Murdoc: (Murdoc noises)

Russel: Yo, Murdoc!

Murdoc: Uh, ah, ooooh?

Russel: Whatchu think about this audience we got here tonight?

Murdoc: Well, I just looked at that guy in the third row, the tall guy, oh, what a mess! What a mess!

Russel: Ooooh. He a punk alright.

Murdoc: He’s a biiig punk. (laughs) ‘ey, I don’t think you’re enjoying it really, are you out there?

(cheering)

Russel: I can’t hear nothin’!

Murdoc: I can’t hear anything.

2-D: I just—

Russel: I can’t hear nothin’!

2-D: I-I just got to pick out Will Ferrell’s in the hoooouuuuse!

Murdoc: (laughs)

[blobin456drawz]

When Y/N is sick

Characters: Shigaraki, Dabi, and Hawks

Warnings: Dabi’s gets a bit gross at times cause being sick do be like that sometimes. Also this is my first fic, so there are bound to be mistakes and stuff.

Gender neutral Y/N (so this is for everyone boisss) 

Genre: Fluff

Shigaraki-

 This man has no idea what he’s doing at first. He has absolutely no idea how to help.

 Shigaraki walks into your shared room to only see you wrapped up like a burrito and you just have the absolute sickest look on your face. He just looks at you really confused as to why you’re in such a state.

“What are you doing?” He asked with one raised eyebrow.

“I’m sick, what does it look like?” You ask while looking at him through squinted eyes and your voice is raspy.

He just looks at you with a blank expression and just blinks at you.

“Well how did that happen?”

“I don’t kNOW Shigaraki. How am I supposed to know where I got sick?” You were slightly irritable from being so tired.

He’s a bit taken aback, you never really get upset with him. You really only joke about it and are sarcastic all the time, but this time you look seriously done.

“Well jeez, calm down first of all. Second of all, what exactly do you want me to do about that?"

“... I don’t knoooow.” Your facial expressions changed and you looked more in pain and sad, then flopped over with your back facing him.

He groaned and started to walk out of the room.

“I’ll be back in a bit, don’t die while I’m gone.” He throws his hand behind him as a kind of wave and walks out.

He walks around the LOV base for a bit to ask anyone what to do. He runs into Toga who has proven to be kind of the nurse of the group (ironically).

“Y/N is sick?” Toga asks, “Well what do you need me for?”

“I..” He rubs the back of his neck and mumbles.

“What was that?”

“I don’t know what to do..”

“Aww Shigy, it’s okay! I’m not really surprised since you don’t generally take care of anyone.” She giggles.

“Yeaaah..” ^She’s so blunt..^ He thought to himself.

Toga tells him what he should do and gives him a list of what he should get to help you feel at least a bit better.

You hear the door behind you open and you pear over your shoulder and see your boyfriend walking over to you with a bag in his hand.

“What’s this?” You sit up looking at the bag.

“Just some stuff.” He sits down and grabs a water bottle, “Here, drink it, it’ll help.”

“But-”

“Drink it.” He sticks his arm out so the bottle is right in front of your face.

You sigh and grab the bottle and open it and drink. It hurt your throat a bit, but also made it feel better.

“Toga said staying hydrated is very important for some reason.” He rolls his eyes and you chuckle, “Anyway, I got you soup too, tell me when you want it, okay?”

You smile at him. You haven’t ever seen this sort of caring side from him before, it was sweet and really warmed your heart.

“Thanks Shiggy.” You kiss his cheek and he jumps slightly.

“Aye! What are you doing? Do you wanna wake me sick too?!” He says that but also doesn’t exactly stop you.

When you back up you see he has an upset expression but is blushing. When you laugh and mention that he’s blushing he tries to say otherwise but to no avail.

“Hmph, well I’m gonna play some video games, you can watch if you want.” He stands up and grabs a controller (he has his cloves) and sits down on the bed.

“Oooo, which one are you gonna play?”

“Hm.. I donno, you pick.”

“Really!? Okay!”

You spend the rest of the day watching Shig play games that you pick and by the end of it you feel a million times better.

Dabi- 

At first he’s kinda lost, but he starts knowing what to do pretty quick.

 Dabi woke up to the sound of you throwing up in the bathroom. He was confused, but then connected the dots in his head when he remembered you said you felt sick the night before.

“Mouse?” He looked in the bathroom and saw you next to the toilet, “Hey, what the heck, that toilet is getting more attention than me, that’s not fair.” He crossed his arms and leaned against the doorway with a grin.

The grin on his face soon left when you looked at him. You were pale and were sweating, an overall mess.

“C’mon, let's get you cleaned up.” He started to walk towards you, but stopped when you weakly raised your arm.

“N-no, I’m fine, I can do it myself.” You start to lift yourself up with your arm, but don’t get very far and fall.

“As stubborn as always,” he shakes his head and chuckles, “but that stubbornness won’t work this time. No negotiation, I’m gonna help.” 

He kneels down and wraps your arm around his neck and lifts you up. You don’t try to fight it, you have no strength left to.

“Ugh, I’m so gross.” You look down at yourself and see vomit is all over you.

“Hence why we’re gonna clean you up love.” He sets you down on the edge of the tub and starts the water. 

Once you’re in the water, Dabi’s already trying to find things to make you feel better.

“Crap crap crap, what helps with this again?” He’s kinda frantic since he really hasn’t ever helped with something like this before, “Oh I know, ginger ale helps I think, oh and bread… I should probably do some research.”

After about 5 minutes of google searches, he goes down to the LOV base to possibly find the things he needs. Surprisingly he finds a good majority of what he needs.

^Probably because Shigaraki always feels sick.^ He chuckles a bit and heads back to the room.

“Y/N? I- oh.” He looks in the bathroom only to see you’re dangling over the side with more vomit underneath you.

“S-sorry.” You weakly look up at him.

“No need to apologize, not like you can control it. I’ll clean up in here, you get changed and get comfy, I got some stuff that’ll help.” 

“Okay..” You wipe off your mouth and Dabi helps you out of the bath and helps you get dressed.

Soon you’re sitting in bed with a glass of ginger ale, and a piece of bread. You were feeling better, but honestly you felt like you were going to throw up at any second. Dabi sat beside you and stuck a thermometer in your mouth. After a very long few minutes he finally grabbed it and took it out of your mouth.

“Yup, you’re running a pretty high fever, I’ll get a wet washcloth.”

“Okay..” You really couldn't talk a lot, your throat hurt and your lungs felt like they were on fire.

“I’ll also get you some medicine, but you gotta eat more first.” You groan, but you know he’s right. If you don’t, it’ll just make it worse.

“..Thank you Dabi.”

“No problem mouse.” 

Hawks-

Manz knew IMMEDIATELY, and you can’t tell me that he wouldn’t always know what to do when it comes to this.

 Hawks has always been very perceptive, especially when it comes to you. So the moment you so much as sniffle, he knows.

“Kei-” 

“Nope, you can’t make me stop babybird, I’m not done yet.” Hawks grabbed another pillow and put it behind you.

Nearly the whole morning he had been wrapping you up in blankets and pillows. The whole bed at this point was just one big soft mound with you in the middle.

“Done!” He set the last pillow done and it seemed like he was beaming.

“Finally. Y’know, it’s just a cold, you don’t have to-” He pressed his finger against your lips.

“Shhhhh, yes I do. Now, time for movies and snuggles!” He hopped out of the bed and walked over to grab the remote for the t.v. that was mounted on the wall.

“Snuggles? Keigo I’m sick! I don’t want you to get sick too!” You had a slightly concerned look on your face.

“I’ll be fine, I have a high immune system. Plus, snuggles always make everything better!”

“..Can’t argue with you there, but how exactly would we cuddle? I’m covered in blankets and pillows remember.”

“Don’t worry! I planned for this to happen.” 

Remote in hand, he crawled back onto the bed and somehow for the perfect spot between all the pillows that would lead to you. When he actually made it he popped his head out right where your shoulder was and looked at you with gleaming eyes.

“I guess there’s no stopping you huh.” You smirked.

“Nope!” Hawks wrapped his arms around you and smiled ear to ear.

“Hm, you’re lucky you’re cute.” You ran your fingers through his hair which he always seemed to enjoy.

“Mmm, anyway, movie time!”

The rest of the day consisted of watching movies, and hawks bringing snacks into the room with his feathers. He rarely let go of you, and when he did he was back in less than 2 minutes.

And surprise surprise you were right, he ended up getting sick too, and you gave him the exact same treatment as he did for you.

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Random Things Part 3!

Nora: *to the Beast Tribes* You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! Cause she's right here... *whispers* And she's fresh outta mercy

One monster: *cries*

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Nora: Oh really who's dumber? Me or the one who takes a nap next to some crazed sad Miqo'te?

Alphinaud: Need I remind you that YOU were that sad Miqo'te?

Nora: Pfft, I can't be held responsible for Sad Nora. That girl's a mess

Alphinaud: Are you KIDDING me?! You're the same person!

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Nora: So... "The Alisaie is Always Right Foundation"?

Alisaie: We're, uh, going through a bit of a rough patch

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Nora: *sleep deprived* My breakfast is plotting to kill me

Scions:

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Alphinaud: Hey, I gotta... Water my cat, yeah I'm going to go with that

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Nora: They want to put me in the beginners class with the little kids! *crosses her arms* I can't be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds. They can be so cruel when they sense weakness

Alisaie: That's why on the first day, you have beat up the biggest one in the yard

Alphinaud: Alisaie, that's prison

Alisaie: Only if you let it be

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Nora: *tail wags* Huh?

Krile: Ohoho I see what's going on here

Tataru: Nora has been hypnotized by man-eating Dzemael Tomato people!?

Krile: Yeaaah that, or our friend Nora has a crush on him

Nora: What? W-Who Alphinaud!? No Tataru was right, it's definitely the Dzemael Tomato thing

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Thancred: Side A should have one more L-Bracket

Nora: You mean T-Bracket right?

Thancred: Uuuuhh

Alisaie: Thancred, so help me, if you've been confusing L-Brackets and T-Brackets this whole time!