#<- truer words never spoken

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

im never not thinking about that post that's like "you can see a marked difference in rhys darby's self confidence after gay people in their 20s started commenting slay on his instagram posts"

[shisasan]

John Milton, Paradise Lost, Book 1 [originally published 1667]

[reyturnofbensolo]

Truer words have never been spoken!

[25shadesoffebruary]

Would you mind if I called you when I got in trouble? I won't answer any ridiculous calls.

Bonus:

[polkadotjohnson]

(x)

[rogueyami]

Hmm hold up

Thank you Google for being right

[creekfiend]

I love Emily Dickinson she has a poem about meeting snakes that's like "a narrow Fellow in the Grass Occasionally rides"

like yeah. he sure does Emily. he sure does.

[culverton]

[vanilasky]

CARLANDO FOREVER

[hersheysmcboom]

“Kamala shoulda run a better campaign” MAYBE YOU ALL SHOULDA FUCKING researched HER!

[beach-loves-sparkle]

“Double the trouble baby, I bark and I bite, other than that I think that I’m a delight.”

[tonycries]

Thirsting after Gojo isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle.

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

hey there kids want to read the truest description of X-Men ever given

THE IDEOLOGICAL LATCH-KEY CHILDREN OF CHARLES AND ERIK'S CATASTROPHIC DIVORCE I'M FUCKING DYING

[sophsun1]

Queer as Folk – 4.06: Death in the Family

[25shadesoffebruary]

[kavat]

Give Phil a grape