#truer words have never been spoken
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spectroscopic-gayety · 1 day ago
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#you say that #but in three months youll be playing the board game once we're over it #and its gone viral everywhere else #and tiktok claims to have invented it #and pinterest acts like its a 20 year old relic they found in rescued scriptures #and someone sends it to us on instagram and asks if we ever heard of this
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reyturnofbensolo · 4 months ago
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Truer words have never been spoken!
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25shadesoffebruary · 5 months ago
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Would you mind if I called you when I got in trouble? I won't answer any ridiculous calls.
Bonus:
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vanilasky · 1 year ago
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CARLANDO FOREVER
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hersheysmcboom · 1 month ago
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“Kamala shoulda run a better campaign” MAYBE YOU ALL SHOULDA FUCKING researched HER!
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sophsun1 · 4 months ago
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Queer as Folk – 4.06: Death in the Family
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kavat · 7 months ago
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Give Phil a grape
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tonymarias · 5 months ago
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he’s a philosopher
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sunscall · 1 year ago
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my favourite thing about macdennis is their weird domestic habits like wdym they rented all their furniture for more than two decades instead of buying them. they rented the predator movie each time too even though it's their favourite movie that they've watched 30 times in the last two months. mac peels dennis' apples for him and dennis isn't allowed to eat apples with them. they have monthly dinners that they look forward to where they dress nicely and go to fancy restaurants. MONTHLY. mac only knows how to cook boxed mac and cheese and dennis screams at him for this but doesn't consider taking up cooking himself ofc. they make a room in their suburbs house a trash room and paste fresherners all over the room bc they don't know how to just take out the trash like normal people. they need two rooms and two bathrooms at minimum as a home, and bc they can't find that, they'd rather sleep with dee and an old man in one bed in a house with only one bathroom. the fact that basically nothing in their house before the fire belonged to mac, and dennis supposedly hates living with mac and yet still does even though they're pushing 50. they seem to share their finance, and dennis tells mac to stop buying the rock drinks using it. dennis lets mac massage his pecs and dye his hair. they do all this and yet dennis acts like mac is insane for acting like they're a couple.
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luvrscutz · 7 months ago
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Zendaya
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kishona · 6 months ago
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thegoodmorningman · 7 months ago
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A Good Morning? That's just what I wanted! It's Perfect!!!
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winterswake · 1 month ago
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25shadesoffebruary · 5 months ago
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asadgirlwithaprettymind · 5 months ago
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words that couldn’t be truer!
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mentalnote1 · 3 months ago
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I Searched For You ~ Poetry
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I’ve searched for stones
Limping from broken bones
I laid bare searching for something so rare
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I stood on peaks vista’s and mountains
I lowered myself in valleys
I bathed in historical mystical fountains
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Searching for you
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I walked dangerous terrain
I kept going even while searching with a broken brain
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I roamed from day till dusk
This was not about lust
Much more about trust
I was in the muck and mire
Burning with desire
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I laid bare searching for something so rare
I honored the sabbath and respected your status
I mantra’d the lords prayer
I prayed while scared
I covered my hair
I lowered my eyes conscience of the devils glare
I searched and searched but the gods weren’t playing fair
I paced the valley of the kings searching for rings and pretty things
I made a declaration to a nation through meditation
I ignored sexual sensations
I refrained from masturbation
I nurtured generations
I promoted positive vibrations
I wrote away self-hatred and internal allegations
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While searching for you
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I laid bare searching for something so rare
I was overcome with despair
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I searched for stones
Limping from broken bones
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I was longing for belonging
I was
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Desperately
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Searching
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For you
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