#truer words have never been spoken

[ringosmistress]

[reyturnofbensolo]

Truer words have never been spoken!

[25shadesoffebruary]

Would you mind if I called you when I got in trouble? I won't answer any ridiculous calls.

Bonus:

[polkadotjohnson]

(x)

[beach-loves-sparkle]

“Double the trouble baby, I bark and I bite, other than that I think that I’m a delight.”

[vanilasky]

CARLANDO FOREVER

[hersheysmcboom]

“Kamala shoulda run a better campaign” MAYBE YOU ALL SHOULDA FUCKING researched HER!

[tonycries]

Thirsting after Gojo isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle.

[myendlessobsessions]

Same 😭 that’s how I feel all the time. we’re so alike it can’t be coincidence 🙊

thank god it’s Friday! Have a great weekend everyone 🙌

[sophsun1]

Queer as Folk – 4.06: Death in the Family

[kavat]

Give Phil a grape

[tonymarias]

he’s a philosopher

[sunscall]

my favourite thing about macdennis is their weird domestic habits like wdym they rented all their furniture for more than two decades instead of buying them. they rented the predator movie each time too even though it's their favourite movie that they've watched 30 times in the last two months. mac peels dennis' apples for him and dennis isn't allowed to eat apples with them. they have monthly dinners that they look forward to where they dress nicely and go to fancy restaurants. MONTHLY. mac only knows how to cook boxed mac and cheese and dennis screams at him for this but doesn't consider taking up cooking himself ofc. they make a room in their suburbs house a trash room and paste fresherners all over the room bc they don't know how to just take out the trash like normal people. they need two rooms and two bathrooms at minimum as a home, and bc they can't find that, they'd rather sleep with dee and an old man in one bed in a house with only one bathroom. the fact that basically nothing in their house before the fire belonged to mac, and dennis supposedly hates living with mac and yet still does even though they're pushing 50. they seem to share their finance, and dennis tells mac to stop buying the rock drinks using it. dennis lets mac massage his pecs and dye his hair. they do all this and yet dennis acts like mac is insane for acting like they're a couple.

[25shadesoffebruary]

[luochas]

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