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Why do Nazis make Jewish people sound way cooler than we actually are.
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tallit delivery estimate: 7-14 days
me today (day 7) refreshing the tracking number over and over: PAKIDGE
#diaryposting#im so excited its so lovely#i was a bit nervous bc it isnt a traditional style (i couldnt find a burgundy striped one to save my life n thats what i especially wanted)#but we dont really have a custom in our community anyway (people have only recently started weating tallit at all tbh)#and there isnt one colour or style#and the stripes on mine are kinda muted earth tones nothing flashy#so when i asked my mentor she was like yea go for it its gorgeous also youre a jew now u dont gotta ask me anything anymore#and then i was like 🥺🥺#ANYWAY pakidge pls now
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"Gentle Giant of Wizard Island"
12x12", Ink and watercolor, 2023. By Emily Poole.
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But Ruth replied, “Do not urge me to leave you, to turn back and not follow you. For wherever you go, I will go; wherever you lodge, I will lodge; your people shall be my people, and your God my God.
Where you die, I will die, and there I will be buried. Thus and more may the LORD do to me if anything but death parts me from you.”
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My first art centered around Judaism since I started my conversion process ahhh fuck I hope I got the Hebrew right, I'm still not too familiar with the alphabet so it moves around on me lmfao
but as a convert ofc Ruth is important and her story is fascinating to me; if anyone has recommendations on JEWISH resources about her would love to read
also ig christians can reblog this but lmfao idk what you could get out of it
Personally I like the interpretations of them being romantic but I tried to leave the art up for interpretation in general however you see them
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I never want this game to end
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hi jumblr! i made these little jewish lgbt pride frames to put around images and videos for funsies
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this is just me venting but being autistic is sooo annoying like what do u mean i have to spend the evening rocking back and forth and hitting my head against a wall because people decided to go to a pub 2 minutes down the road from the pub we had originally planned to go to. like get a grip dude
#'hey so we're actually heading here instead of [x] see you in 10'#actually now i have to start crying sorry have a good evening#mfw i act autistic not in the cute i know a lot about movies way but in the social impairment freaky way
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Devotional Wall Plaque, 1859, Czechia. From the collections of the Jewish Museum in Prague.
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Funny things about being in jewish culture™
You absolutely cannot expect jews to (1) stay on a topic topic or (2) be concise. The notion of "having a topic" to talk about is merely a suggestion (apparently, this includes me)
Jewish time means you're transported into a universe where time doesn't exist. Every shul has to have a portal to a different plane of oblivion - it's as important as having the scrolls in the ark
You might only know someone by their hebrew name and consider if they will look at you weird if you call them by it outside of shul
There is a latent jewish mother hiding in everyone and that mother will arise like a sleeper agent if someone has deduced that you aren't eating enough during any potential communal meals
Why so many puns
Why are all of you as sarcastic as me...
The one person who's actually fluent in hebrew flexing their superior language comprehension (diaspora)
Celebrating having a minyan
Singing prayers to popular children's songs
It's surprisingly normal to ask about someone's bris if it comes up
There are seven people in the building, yet I thought there were twenty
#jewish time is soooo real our services used to start at 11 but everyone without fail would show up at around 11:15-11:30#so we just. moved our services to 11:30#which is great bc it gives us a cool 45 minutes after beit midrash ends to gossip (also jewish)
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its a 'cheesecake for breakfast' kind of a day
#diaryposting#i made such a good cheesecake for shavuot it was so delicious but i did not make it with the intention of standing on my balcony at 8:30am
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WHY ARENT THERE MORE JEWS IN BOOKS
i dont care about another meet cute romance novel with a silly pun in the title
i dont care about a character whose bar mitzvah is mentioned once or who has an ashkenazi name
and i dont care about a kids book about chanukah
give me jews in sci-fi! give me jews in fantasy! give me jews in apocalyptic settings!
i want halachic debates about silly little details in spec fics (because that's already what we do lol). i want to see judaism adapted to a thousand different made up regions in a thousand different made up worlds.
why arent there jews in fiction?
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