#<- this is about him

[maxphilippa]

as much as i generally dislike fandom takes, i think that one of the best ones is this:

character: [was created for the sole purpose of hurting people, be hated, and hate. they don't know anything else that isn't pain.]

fandom: okay? but what if they were loved? what if they found joy and made friends? what if they were beloved? what then?

[yinwaryuri]

Men need to wear aprons more so they can show off their beautiful waists and fat asses

[imsogayyippee]

entry 67 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[jarchivussy]

liking tragic characters is so insane because you'll hear a song that doesn't even fit their story that well and you get so unwell you need to take the rest of the day off

[regulus-leonis]

my toxic trait is i get obsessed with characters, not shows, so i’ll just skip through scenes to get to my fave character and miss important moments in shows

[autistic-katara]

sometimes u physically need to slam a character against a wall not in a sexual way but in the same way ur friend did to ur animal jam plushie when u were nine while yelling “KILL FUNKY MONKEY” over and over again (affectionate)

[sapphic-bats]

“You can’t obsess over that fictional character, they’re dead!”

My friend. I’m part of the FNAF fandom. I’ve stopped believing in permanent death.

[heartbeetz]

I don't consider myself an overly sappy nicknames type guy but I literally call him honeypie in my mind sometimes it's so fucked up. What's going on...

[solidwater05]

God bless Pure Vanilla

[divorce-enjoyer]

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious