#<- technically not. pfft.

[sleepvines]

Hey, the main user of this blog (Sleep) is currently down in the dumps due to a number of factors including seasonal depression. They could really use a pick-me-up, and honestly the rest of us could too. If you've got any fun stories from your life, pictures of pets, or encouragement, we'd like to see it. Hopefully it might help motivate them while they recover. Thanks.

- Hatchet 🌲

[konstantya]

Is this a thing?

[dtdrawz]

guys they have socks on it's not gay

happy VERY LATE yaoi day ft. the BSSMP version of kist (I think they go by LOVE affair nowadays, which is sick as hell)

[sneeb-canons]

Headcanon #700: Despite common knowledge, Heart actually has amazing precise aim with things. Even without trying he seems to always have a general sense at what he's aiming for. Guns however are specifically his weakness. Its the one thing he cannot aim well with. Slingshot? A Bow? Darts? Throwing knifes? Even a frisbee? He can use mostly anything & hit the mark shockingly well. As long as it isnt any type of gun [including dart guns], hes got great accuracy.

[sorrcha]

so um. ruarc is real now LOL

rambling about it under the readmore

materials for anyone curious:

jurassic world raptor mask

paint and air-dry clay

feathers

false eyes i bought off etsy

buckram (for eye holes)

renfaire-ish clothes i've thrifted and collected over the years

scaled gauntlet from renfaire and the other from. party city

had to compromise on ruarc's design to make this work- i gave up on horns and all-black feathers because of limited supplies and money.

but i think that makes this a bit more interesting than what i would've made otherwise. a bit less dragon-y and more lizardlike, which suits the character's personality, honestly.

probably going to ditch the corset once i find a suitable replacement like a nice belt. the corset used to work well enough, but i transed my gender ftm and so did ruarc. i don't really mind crossdressing for cosplay but eh whlsdjflk

all in all i'd say i put maybe 20 hours of work into this? the clothes were really easy to put together. most of the work went into modifying the head and then slapping all those feathers on it.

[damngoodbabysiitter]

Halloween Hexathlon - Day Two: witches masked/hidden/faceless

[umbracirrus]

Sometimes I think about fanfiction tropes which I used to see a load of but don't any more - or at the very least I see them much less often.

Like the 'five times x did something (and one time they didn't)' (or vice versa). Or the 'things y is no longer allowed to do'. Little things like that.

[valeriianz]

WIP tag game?? tagged by @hardly-an-escape like... last week? thank you!

im so close to the end of the next chapter of Bolt in the Blue, have the tiniest snippet:

“Sorry…” and Matthew does sound sincere. “If it helps, it hasn’t been malicious… just genuine curiosity. And it’s not like the entire crew is talking about you,” Matthew rambles on. “It’s just really been Remy, Tim and Kenny, and me.” Tim and Kenny, stage hands that Hob barely spoke with. Makes sense that they would talk about someone they weren’t close with. “Not Maze?”  Matthew casts his gaze up. “I genuinely don’t think she cares.”

[sparks-chaotic-cove]

IVE DONE IT

JAR PEOPLE

Context, when Bite’s chat raided into @saltciphblr ‘s we got put in a jar- some of us out of free will pfft. Sinna got shoved in there with no warning

(Characters left to right:

My sona, Sinna, Olive/Mothmoon, Mossy, Alf, Bite

I put too much effort into this pfft

[deathfeigning]

set up a drip line to auto-acclimate some new shrimp i got today.. it adds in aquarium water and takes out the old water at an equal rate, so i don't have to worry about having to empty it and the shrimp are constantly getting fresh water. i feel like an engineer

anyways, here's a sneak peek of the shrimp:

there are 8 total- 5 females and 3 males. i'm hopeful for lots of shrimplets at some point :-)

[renabe4life]

cheeb feesh jumpscare

[konstantya]

OKAY, BUT CONSIDER:

NurseRomance!AU...starring Millerna, of course!  ;DDD  Perhaps she’s the first lady doctor in the place, trying to prove herself!  Perhaps Dryden is the rich, (supposedly) idiotic son of the family who owns the hospital, but of course has secrets depths!  He’s really into Millerna, but she’s a Career Gal with Noble Medical Intentions who has no time for playboys!  Perhaps there’s a love triangle with Allen, or else he’s just her ex!  Side-characters galore!  (Van and Hitomi side-romance?)

It practically writes itself!  Except not really, lolololol!

[runawaycarouselhorse]

[fishypretzels]

new me

[msfcatlover]

There is something very funny in loving characters from different fandoms with the same name who would just… loathe eachother. On sight. The more they got to know eachother, the worse it would get. They’d find even one little thing they had in common, and be fucking horrified.

…I want to lock them in a box together and see what happens.

[cecenyss]

THE ONLY fucking issue I have with they/them as a single pronoun is that if I’m introducing my nb friend to my 90-year-old cousins and I want to be vague about their identity I SHOULD be able to say their nb name is a nickname we gave them because they play too much valorant but that would be “play” when she would be “plays” and the stupid fucking grammar goblin in the corner of my dumbass head that makes me risk valuable friendships by nitpicking about you’re and your says if i want to be oblique about it and say “plays” to discourage questions that would be misgendering (even though I’m not outright saying the pronoun I’m purposefully leaving it out of the sentence) so i have to say “play” but to justify referring to my nb friend as they i need to come up with an entire other complicated backstory where we pretend my valorant playing totally cis friend is a sentient collection of bees so we refer to them in the plural

All this justification for a complete hypothetical this interaction never happened and never will I’ve only met the nonbinary valorant friend irl twice soon to be three times and my 90-year-old cousins would almost certainly be okay with my non-binary valorant playing friend because I’m about 60% certain they have a gay granddaughter (her mom kept saying girlfriend and I’m PRETTY SURE she meant the gay kind of girlfriend) so even if they DID meet my 90-year-old cousins there would be no issues because they are NOT TRANSPHOBIC and yet I came up with three backup plans at 11:30 at night for absolutely no reason at all and if anybody here ever wanted to know what it’s like to live inside my stupid undiagnosed neurodivergent shit ass anxiety-riddled brain there you go