#<- sorry to bother you

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

Sorry to the people who followed me for the explicit fanfic potential of shitposting about David Tennant and Michael Sheen’s Certified Heterosexual ® ✨ bromance ✨ but I’m not gonna shut the fuck up about how good the Wonka (2023) Timothy “Twink” Chamalet movie is for a bit. It’s the Taylor Swift of Roald Dahl adaptations

[ididnotknow]

og post

[taxidermychrist]

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

[lazylittledragon]

this got out of hand really fast

context:

[greyias]

Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)

Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker

You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!

The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.

[muisley]

big phoenix wright doodle dump i never posted on main also edgeworth is there but this ain't about him

[legallybrunettedotcom]

corporate nightmare 😍

youtube link

[jessenitrogen]

ratchet is more of a personality guy than a "sweet rims" guy anyway

(this was funnier in my head pls dont yell at me)

[gigamuffinsofie]

the ghostbusters

[eddiethehunted]

here’s a steve version of this silly post lol

[ato-dato]

Really wanted to redraw this drawing from January

[killakalx]

17+ content, blank blogs dnf

i think dick loves when you get jealous, just so he can fuck it out. he's a detective n all that, so it wouldn't be hard for him to catch on, let alone the fact that you'd be devastatingly obvious about it. it's almost endearing to him when you're in his lap, straddling him and sucking at his neck when you pout about some girl he entertained.

now you know your man is fine. the stares and spurs of compliments aren’t what make you bite him harder than usual; instead, it’s the way he handles it. he’s all into his flattery and charm, and if you didn’t know any better you’d say he’s inviting the attention as if he’s still single. naturally, it's only right for him to make it up to you.

"’m sorry, baby," he'd feign sympathy while kissing down your body, leaving pretty bruises to match the ones already blooming in red along his neck and collarbone. "you don't have to worry about her, though." now he's kissing at your pussy through wet cotton and savoring the feeling of your warm thighs around his head, waiting on you to get impatient before pulling the fabric away.

and then he's eating you out until you're pushing his head further into your cunt, letting you damn near suffocate him before he hits you with that mean ass finger + tongue combo. just because he loves how greedy you get, and just so he can show you how whipped he is for your pussy when he looks up at you with blown out eyes. and on the off chance he's pulling up for air, his face is drenched in your mess; and his hair's all fucked up from your harsh pulling.

maybe it’s how demanding of him you get. normally he’d be so mean, folding your legs over and overstimulating you until you’re begging for a break; but for this one moment, you’ve got the reigns. he’ll never say it, but he’s letting you grind against his face and shit-talk about the poor girl for a reason. he’d be just as loud as you if his obscene groans weren’t muffled between your legs, and it’s clear he has no shame when his free hand inches to palm his cock through soiled fabric. “you’d do this for her?” you check him with short breath, and dick’s moaning at the possession deep in your voice. “wouldn’t dream of it,” he snickers, “not when i’ve got this pretty pussy right here.” ❧

[kaiju-krew]

she knows whats up that one new clip

[australet789]

"Alastor is a villain because he chained poor Husk 🥺"

I think you all forget THIS is the Husk that made the deal with Alastor:

The Husk that was so careless and selfish that was gambling SOULS, to the point he gambled his own soul away to save his powers.

[brokenmachinemusings]

ok finally posting this on here but the fact they mirror each other. ugh they make me so ill i need a moment

[kagoutiss]

i like sidious & boba fett’s banter in BF2…… [has never played BF2]