#<- joaking but only a little

[billygaysanguine]

umm on the topic of manhandling . i think scapegrace should [ redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacte

[lipstickontheglass1985]

to all worried souls in the notes of this post who are abt to go to college: i promise 80% of the time college totally rules and youre prob gonna love it. the other 20% of the time it does feel like an absolute torture labirynth but still. no matter what its by miles better than high school 🙏 it gets better i swear

college student wrapped:

you skipped 40 lectures!

you spent 12 weekends alone in your room!

you handed in 7 assignments overdue! your most delayed assignment took you 2 weeks after the deadline!

you missed your bus 42 times!

you've consumed a total of 100000 mg of caffeine!

your most common sunday evening moods were: scared, desperate and depressed!

on average, you considered dropping out 1,5 times a week!

[toxycodone]

i understand its all joaks and its lighthearted out of love for this character but it is a little sad to see things like laios being a minimum wage worker and having no friends being described as him being a loser when theyre extremely common autistic experiences 💔 because to be honest i think youre really cool and a great writer and i would like to interact more but it makes me go, is that what you would think of me? my life situation’s not too different from that. anyways i hope you have a nice day <3

no not at all I genuinely like being mean to Laios so take everything I say about him with the world's biggest effing grain of salt because I am just. mean to him in particular lol. i like to kick him when he's down. (evil and mean but to blonde men in particular)

but like. i am not cool at all. like...........ill put it under the cut but yeah.

real shit under the cut bc this ask is making me think! im gonna be real w u nonnie

tl:dr if u dont wanna see whats under the cut:

this ask kinda makes me think bc. i think im really mean to laios too bc he reminds me of myself beforehand (zero self confidence and suicidal idealization) sigh and I really hate being reminded of that. so. again. im really biased when it comes to him specifically and that doesn't apply to you or any of my followers.

and for what its worth i am sorry for making you feel that way.

but also. i gotta say I can 100% relate to him and you. this time last year I was working at Starbucks ( i could only tolerate 4 hour shifts bc i would get overstimulated and my coworkers lowkey hated me.) and had like. 1 friend from high school and the years before that I spent turbo online being constantly pushed out of friend groups bc i could NEVER get anything right socially. I swear the first 23 years of my life I never lived. i went thru hs and college as a fucking. like. creature I felt like i couldnt connect w anyone because I was too tormented by adhd + autism and i was INSANELY depressed and coping w lack of control by having an eating disorder and being doped the fuck up on stimulants. (MY PCP gave me 56 mg of concerta and 5mg booster of adderall i was fucking tweaking on the daily </3)

but like. i started going to therapy and a psychiatrist who made me quit cold turkey for my own good and we started treating my depression and debilitating anxiety (i was convinced a stranger was living in my house in secret but also that everyone in public who saw me was revolted by me and genuinely wanted me to kill myself jkdhsfskdjh i told you i was tweaking)

anyways. i was a druggie with no goal in life and living in my own head and now like. i can look at myself in the mirror and not think "hey. this fat ugly piece of shit should genuinely die" and now people in real life LIKE me. I have friends. multiple friend groups, actually. WITH NOT JUST ND PEOPLE. LIKE, A LOT OF THEM ARE NEUROTYPICAL. And i am very open about being autistic with them and i dont have to mask.

and they still like me! and invite me places! and genuinely want to hang out with me! and they think im smart and get uncomfortable when I say im stupid or too autistic to like. be able to be in public.

it still feels like a dream and in my mind im like "they actually are gonna drop you and make fun of you for thinking they were ever your friends" or like "theyre just doing this bc of the stupid buddy system shit or they think you're a pet this is highschool all over again"

but even tho im haunted by this. its....I can say with confidence its not true.

anyways. i know people say this shit all the time but I will say you are very capable of love and not a loser or anything like that. the thing you're missing out on is the right people. i didnt believe this for most of my life and tried to get myself killed because of it but im glad I didn't because it is genuinely true.

i have spent the last <1 year of my life genuinely being alive. and i wouldn't trade it for anything. idk if thats a sign for anyone yeah. take it

[royalwriteroftheuniverse]

Part of my series about the Steve and a rapier.

Do NOT replushing Comments Welcome nd reblogs welcome too BUT do not repost translate or publish anywhere 18+ just in case as always. Flirting, mentions of gambling being nervous swordfighting nothing too much -not beta'd

Ok so you/reader like to song and you were in the market with your mother huming and singing to yourself to pass the time and soemone stops you they work for the vizer . There's a cior bejng put together for the castles ball to commemoriate the behinging or the fall harvest, and he invites you/reader to auditon or join the chior. And tells you to cone down to the castle the next day around 11 am. You do so. You come across three soilders, the French have the musketeers, and York has the Avengers. There are three men one with metal armor and dark ahair and the other one tal blond whose hair swooshes in the front are seeming to be joaking aroundl lu ging at eachother in almlst a dance as the rapiers slide back and fkrth and up and down and attack and cou terattack all wothout loss of contact. There is a hird man there with close cropped hair and a gotee he notices movement, something only a traind avenger wouldnotive his eyes looked uo. The other two followed. The brunette smirked and tossed the rapier in the in the air catching it with his other hand has both his eyebrows raise with a cheeky smile while The blond just let his hand drop to his side as a soft smile falls upon his lips gettig bigger.

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Bucky puts the card down on the table leaning back 

"Pay up boys" the men groaned as Buxky, once again eon the round 

"Man I dont even knkw why I bother" Sam shook his head handing over his share. Steve chuckles as he keeps looking out the window.

"Looking for your little songbird out there?"

Sam raised his eye brow

Our little Stevie had is in love"

The other men cackled  and ooo'd and teased 

Steve tried to be discreet as looked at the clock on the wall and grabbed his coat carefully as it had daisys in there for her. 

Where ya going Romeo?

"Getting some air, you all need a shower" 

 

"Speak for yourself you snell like your horse."

Steve gave Bucky an odd look "I didnt go to the stabled today"

"Tell her we said hi" bucky chuckled as Steve walked out.

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I was walkin on the balcony looking at the garden. 

"Not a daisy goes by I dont think of you"

I was inicially tarted but then i recognized the voice and the sand that put daisys infront of my. I smiled. 

"They're beautiful."

"They're for you."

"Me?"

Of course.

Why me?

"Because youre beautiful"

I blush.

"Shall I escort you through the garden?"

Am I allowed?

"The castle is my home you are wwlcome anywhere,"

I freeze for a moment

"You...LIVE here?"

"The avenger regiment all live here."

"Oh sorry Ifor a moment I. It soubds sully Ive never seen the royal family," I chuckle 

"It's  ok," steve leaned in. "I dont think theyre impressive myself"

"Well, your secret is safe with me."

If she only knew

"How are the rehearsals coming?"

"Im still auditioning... i think"

"You think"

"I'm sort of afraid to ask. I figure if he didnt want me hed tell me like not say "tomorrow then" 

"I'm sure youre right. Can I hear you sing"

I vkush"

Like... right now?

Well yes

Um ok what do you want me to sing?

"Anything"

I turned awayshy and nervous 

"Um dont laugh, ok?" 

"Well now I have to" Steve jested causing her to laugh with a slight blush.

"Oh you can laugh but I can't?"

"Not at my singing"

"I doubt thered be anything funny about it they dont let just anyone join the chior."

"Does that make me no one?" 

Steve looked up up and down. Well as least as fair as her waist in hopes of not making her feel uncomfortable  ok waist give or take a few inches with longing

"No it makes  you someone"

She turned feeling the heat on her face of embaressment and the heat of his eyes.

"im called little buttercup dear little buttercup though i could never tell way," as she sang her hand ran ontop of theflowers as she was too shy to look him in the eye. Her dress swung slightly as she ended the phrase and started another, "but still im called. Buttercup poor lottle buttercup sweet little buttercup I" she smiled as she finished the olsong the placement sounded good.

Steve mouth began to form a smile as listened to her sing.   There was something endearing, and sweet- no more than sweet innocent about the way she sang and moved. At first he didnt realize she finished whatever she decided to sing. So there was silence. The deafing silance on her ears that lasted too long as she took in a breath 

She was facing away from Steve but she could see it at least in her mind, the un impressed and scrunch of bis nose. The smile and blush she had on her face  faded only to be replaced my a fairly slight frown and an embaressed bright red. 10 seconds had passed from when she stopped singing once he realized she was finished singing he admired her for a moment moving to the side to see her face, but she turned her head embaressed. Her dress had caught on a roses thorn she didnt notice but Steve did seeing the string being pulled.

He quickly said "Don't move" steve took his rapier out a d quickly, in one swift movement cut the string and then he had cut the rose off. 

"I thought there was a bee," she sighed in relief. 

"No just a beauty" steve handed her the rose

She was trying to see how that made sense as a line but she didnt see it when the sun hit hit rapier with a blinding light. Steve noticing this offered, "would you like to learn?"

"I um"

He took a few steos behind hera d put the sword in hee hand and wrapped his hand around hers. Feeling his touch was comforting. Soft and smoother than shed exoect for an Avenger. 

Taglist-i have to find the list i put tkgethernn*

@hawkeyes-queen @patzammit @sparklybarbarianninja @whore-for-chris-evans @bookishtheaterlover7

[kalgalen]

ahah so my only colleague just pulled a funny little joak on me and isn't coming back on monday (:

[chadepitanga]

My most popular post by a long shot is not even my little unserious stat trek remarks and joaks and meta analyses, its me talking about how it fucking sucks to actually want to live after growing up suicidal only to find out you've been sick and being neglected by doctors for years so there goes your physical health now, even if your mental one is kind of sorted out. 6k-7k notes last time I checked, first thing that comes up when you search "ehlers danlos syndrome" here.

This is fucked, btw. That this many people relate to that. The medical system failed us and it keeps failing us and doctors are worried about identifying "liars who just want attention", only if they're wrong about you being one, you die a slow painful death into an early grave. Also I need to have a new doctor sign my autism diagnosis every two years to keep my govt. benefits (preferential lines, not paying for buses, possible minimum wage/illness-support programs), as if in two years my brain will redevelop into a non-autistic one. I'd have to do it even if it was disability due to loss of a limb, as if legs and arms are like baby teeth that will grow back stronger after two years. No point here. Its just fucked.

[farmverse]

haiiiiii i’m frost/prince, a fictive of farmworld finn during his time w the crown :3 part of the @merlynic sys ! 🫅🏼🫅🏼🫅🏼🫅🏼🫅🏼🫅🏼

15-19, sometimes older

trans guything with a gender hoard >:3c (he/ice/whatever, just not anything too femme)

aro +bi/aspec and uhh just not all that interested tbh! :—p bit i like joaks

autistic + adhd + possible personality disorder(s). unclear.

silley little guy :3c who’s doing his best !!!!! 💙🤍

memories !

🔨 hey, i’m farm, the older half of the farmverse subsystem. uh. that’s all i’ve got, really. apologies in advance for anything untagged.

generally in my early 30s, though i sometimes slide (15-ish).

trans man (he/him only)

bi/aro (+slight hypersexuality)

autistic + ptsd + ocd (+others)

proud dad of seven (jay, hunter, nepta, stormy, bonnie, babs, + little destiny)

mem

[relentless-endurance]

tell me about your guardians pls

oh my god. thank you for this ask (i was at work when i first saw it or i would have answered this sooner but ANYWAY)

this is Fenn, my warlock and canonically my young wolf. she's a 5' gremlin with a fascination with golden age history/tech, a knack for crafting particularly deadly weapons, and has been quietly beefing with Mara Sov since they first met. she is obviously pretty handy with all the elemental types, but has a particular preference and knack for Arc. also she's dogshit at parkour

her lore weapons are Ace of Spades, Hawkmoon, Riskrunner, and Xenophage. no its not an ideal layout. and Xeno is the only one of these i use in-game as a staple but she tends to favor guns with sentimental value over how useful they actually are, save for Xeno

also this is her favorite passtime

(they are in love its fine)

This is Lorna Zoras, she's my hunter and a member of Fenn's fireteam. She's been around for a while, wayyy before Red War; which is when Lorna lost her original fireteam; which caused her to sort of close off and become kind of grumpy. she cares a lot though; and is the team mom friend. She is also very ride or die and one of the first people to throw down if anyone comes for her fireteam.

I don't have a canon loadout for her yet, but as a hunter I personally think she'd have a similar though not the same gun as ace, as sort of an omage to the fallen vanguard. They were friends, though not as close as Fenn was.

She's void/solar most of the time, depending on mood mostly. She used to be a typical hunter(tm) when it came to shenanigans, but the loss of her fireteam kind of put an end to that. Though her time with miss young wolf has lent to some absolute shenanigans.

Also her ghost's name is Magnus, as a little joak to myself.

(I haven't done any story stuff on her yet :sobemoji: so this is the only screen I have of her face)

This is my titan, Saph Vinn. I actually don't have a ton for Saph yet. I tend to have to play a character to start the flow of building the oc, but I do have some things. She's the other member of the fireteam and "youngest" of the three, having been risen sometime during the shadowkeep era; and while she's efficient and good at what she does, she's sort of struggling to find her identity as a guardian; something made a little more difficult by the fact that she's sort of in Fenn's shadow.

if these three were a dnd party, she'd be the normal one (TM), IE the one with a happy backstory and loving family. She's the sunshine of the trio, and while she's seen her fair share, she's very upbeat and hard to faze.

she's a bubble titan and her ghosts name is Daisy!

[rawmeknockout]

I read something somewhere about transformers and abo/Omegaverse and it was that all the remaining cybertronians were alphas and betas cause the omegas were killed a long time ago when the war was starting but ALSO humans, despite not having dinamics like that, are all tiny squishy Omegas and I think about it every three days and it has taken up residence in my heart.

this can’t possibly be true bc rungs stupid little wrists prove he’s very femme

[oflgtfol]

years ago i used to hate luka mlb to a really petty extreme because somehow the whole fandom knew he existed before he even appeared in the show??? so for the longest time i kept seeing content about this eboy looking dude who wasnt even in the show and he was everywhere and it was like WHY are you so hyped over a character who doesnt even exist yet??? and then he finally showed up and he was so bland and he seemed to only exist to create a love triangle which like . this show already tests my limits with the romantic drama. a love triangle is just so unnecessary when there’s already a LOVE SQUARE between the SAME TWO PEOPLE. so anyway he (and by extension luka/marinette) was just so severely annoying to me for the longest time ever but now like four years later he’s finally getting a personality in the show beyond the Side Character Backup Romantic Interest so i can actually like. actually have fun with him as a character now 😭

[randomnameless]

The aversion to rhea js really strange (read: predictable, as body pillow waifu can’t be contradicted too overtly) but at least disengage’s byleth supports really strengthen everything you say about him: he’s eager to bond with others, acknowledges fighting as a necessary evil but doesn’t actually enjoy it, likes cooking and flowers and tea, loves fishing (dunno why nopes tried to retcon THAT), prefers to be seen as a mentor more than a fighter and really cherishes his students. Crucially, he always mentions the monastery in a positive light (except for the kitchen, he kind of disses its food? No idea why) and it’s clear the school and the church were not only places where he was happy, but institutions he sees as forces of good. As for religion, in his support with pandreo their conversation is about how people turn to faith in times of hardship and they even pray together. With diamant, he says there’s little to gain and much to lose waging war.

As an aside, i’m so sour we didn’t get to see this in houses, after years of me hearing people dunking on corrin and byleth as The Worst Things Ever but they’re both quite sweet and kind and steadfast and the issues in their games are imho less to do with them and more the narrative that forcibly hobbles them in many areas along with some fuckery from koei. Well, at least feh gave us scenes like brave byleth immediately wanting to sit seliph down for tea and talking to him when she hears he’s feeling sad, male byleth perfectly happy to go look for stray cats, and disengage also has byleth showing off the sotc and doing tricks with it solely because amber asked him to; then again, treating sothis’ bones as a funney joak in the game says a lot about their views on the nabateans 🙄

Yep, if only Billy could have acted like that in FE16 -

Rather, if only Billy could have been a character and not an avatar stand-in for the player who could pick X or Y regardless of the story and ultimately participate in the general "Church BaD" song" with the small twist than in certain routes it goes "Church was BaD but Billy'll reform it to be GoOd" that I honestly found baffling.

Engage!Billy, from what you're telling me, is shitting on Jerry then lol

Jerry, as a mercenary, doesn't see fighting as a necessity but as a way to make money, if Barney is any indication mercs love wars because it means more contracts and the final Jerry line in their support where he goes "imagine you as teacher in a school you wouldn't be able to do it right it's so stupid lolilol" -

But Jerry is a Greil knock-off so the game must spread Vaseline on him (remember how two characters' gimmicks involved being mouthpieces to how genial he is for no specific reason?) and Billy might like the Monastery and the role they were given - as a teacher and later, as an Archbishop - but Rhea must be BaD so they can't love it too much and always hand small amounts of "current Church BaD" rather, being a passive character in FE16, never disagree with the wildest takes about the Church thrown around, like Hapi's complains, 85% of what comes from Claude's mouth or the fuckery of the worst S Support in the game.

Ultimately...

Yeah, I have the feeling IS tries to retcon Supreme Leader but by doing so they cement a "character" for Billy, something they couldn't do in FE16 else you wouldn't "weach fow her hwand" - while still erasing every Nabatean mention, or plot related mention, as you pointed out with the SoC but hey, we can't have people start to care about them now!

(which is why I find it fascinating that the anniversary artwork where Rhea bakes cookies exists, that artist didn't get the memo that Rhea BaD and the worst thing to have happened since baked beans and we never portray her in a positive light?)

[tamaharu]

okay ouran + ace attorney thoughts. hosting the turnabout. turnabout hosts. the natural turnabout. so haruhi is playing ace attorney and gets isekaied-- (joking)

a lot of it is up in the air but okay haruhi is a rookie defense attorney of course and takes what they think is a low-level petty crime of tamaki suoh allegedly stealing his ex-girlfriend eclairs expensive opera glasses. but in actuality a maid stole and pawned them so eclair killed her out of anger. tamaki was a witness, but didnt report her and simply left bc she had unspecified blackmail on him, but haruhi manages to convince him to testify against her, and eclair goes to jail. yaaaay.

tamaki decides out of gratefulness that hes gonna stick around and help her out as co-council. haruhi isnt really into this, but hes surprisingly good with business, and hes the one that starts to convince her to do the whole Youve got to TURN your thinking AROUND schtick.

i dont really have any other cases except for the big final one but other characters include:

kyoya, as the main rival prosecutor. i dont want to make direct translations of aa characters to this but he and tamaki are like the edgeworth and phoenix of this universe. used to be best friends, were separated, and tamaki was shocked to see him as a prosecutor instead of the defense attorney he wanted to be. these two are gay asf in every universe.

mori and hani, as a prosecution/co-council duo, but the joke is that everyone is surprised that hani is the prosecutor and mori is his co-council. probably a low-key pair from the first case or whatever. maybe theyre in dlc.

hikaru and kaoru, whose predicament i made a comic about. but theyre a witness who are either the murder or trying to protect the murderer. anyways their thing is that they pretend theres only one of them around, but when they get called out on their lies during testimony, they duck behind the bench and switch places to compose themselves. gratuitous jokes during the investigation that are like "...what the!!? wasnt he on the other side of town!?"

a couple of other characters id want to be witnesses like mei, renge, nekozawa, one of the little kids..

ANYWAYS the big overarching plot point/the final case involves something with tamaki and kyoyas parents. i havent figured out the full case yet, but i definitely want it to end up tying all three of the main charas (tamakyoharu) to the theme of parental expectation or whatever.

so kyoya and tamaki used to be friends, and kyoya wanted to become a defense attorney bc he gets really angry abt the contract tamakis grandmother forced the de Grantaines into and vows to help make sure people arent forced into unjust agreements like that. anyways he and tamaki get sperated for some reason, and kyoyas dad convinces him to go into prosecution instead.

it all starts to come together as the reveal of tamaki and kyoyas dad collaborating to 1. get tamakis grandmother out from her role on the board or whatever 2. find a cure to anne-sophies disease and 3. bring her over to uh. uh. japanifornia i guess.

anyways tamaki and kyoya are really fucked up about this being revealed IN COURT. and haruhi gets so pissed on their behalf. the "you and your family have to communicate!!" speech to the chairman except it involves throwing someone in jail somehow. and everyones happy! i didnt set out when coming up with this for it to end in tamakyoharu but thats sort of what happened anyways oops.

but anyways i dont have a lot of concrete stuff and ill probably never do anything with it besides joaks but its fun to think about!

[colorless-nebula-blog]

memeception

[lostjulys]

guys who grew up liberal will never understand the exhilarating are-they-arent-they of when youre the only queer at a deeply homophobic institution & theres that one person who like hits all the queer flagging in ur brain but ur not sure if like, ur just imagining it or not and neither of u are Ever gonna actually ask so instead u just have this little dance of like thinly veiled gay ass shit but like joaking about it plausible deniability mhm yep <3

[monstroum]

 “ 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃, 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙶𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙰 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝙾𝚃 𝙼𝙴 ? ” / ( funny joaks from the bat to who else but harleen ) ​

Harley cannot help but laugh at the vigilante’s little quip. She laughs a bit too loud for a bit too long, but meekness had been completely erased from her vocabulary; SHE DIDN’T KNOW ANY BETTER. Blond hair fell heavily over her face and shoulders. It had been a rainy evening in Gotham City … And despite the shades of red splattered all across Harleen’s face, she mixed quite nicely with their urban background: She too was drenched, she too was unfair, she too looked like she smelt of smog and sewage —— She too looked like she had lost her way a long time ago.

“ Waw, you really are a good detective, huh? ”

Dr. Kopski asked in-between pearly white teeth. Her smile was wide but there was something awfully sad about it. She might have earned herself some form of sympathy from the Bat were she not aiming a gun straight at him. Her thumb didn’t hesitate to unlock the gun, her fingernails painted red and all chewed up. For how long had Harley been biting down on pieces of herself before spitting them back out?  ——  She had been cannibalising herself for years in broad daylight and no one had said a word. But the moment she blows up a few public buildings and kills one sad little man, everyone’s suddenly interested in her ( what a joke ) !

Harleen wondered if that was what happened to the Batman; had he been screaming for years on end, begging for someone to just REACH OUT AND TOUCH HIM only to be ignored by the masses? Was that why he had put on a mask? Because, before that, no one really cared about figuring out WHO HE WAS? Dr. Kopski found herself tearing up at the thought of a little pointy eared boy sitting all by himself in his room. She blinked furiously, trying to dry her eyes out. Her grip on the gun never loosened. 

“ Hey, can you guess where I’m aiming at? ”   Harleen wrinkled her nose after eyeing Batman from head to toe. “ Here’s a clue, uh, it’s very small. ” 

@requitals​

[eaterofstickers]

Okay i’m glad i’m not the only one who thinks the “dennis being in denial about being sick is an allegory for his sexuality” is a weird take and also would be Terrible writing. there are plenty of other things dennis is in denial and insecure about that they could lean into/emphasize if they ever explore his sexuality like they did w/ mac that are not comparing queerness to having a sickness…and when they started to intentionally write mac as gay they didn’t even use an allegory they were just like Yeah his general denial about himself and his life extends to his sexuality and were very overt about it so idk i don’t think there’s much that more to this covid storyline for him lol

THANK YOUUUU i suck at putting my thoughts into words but. the whole coughing thing could be abt him lying to himself in GENERAL......... yet it could also be . funny joak. no other thought put behind it it's just funny as hell to see dennis on the verge of death. and mayyyyybe based on glenn's little antivax phase circa 2015 lol

NONETHELESS i did see post earlier that i felt was a lot more aligned w my own vision of this whole thing (if we choose to go deeper w it). im usually not one to analyze stuff this way so i didnt rb...... but u can check it out if u want i found it to be rlly rlly interesting!