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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest#and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police'#even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level#it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists#like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online#this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed
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One of my favorite things about Kyoya’s Reluctant Day Out is that even when he’s hangry, hypotensive, and only barely awake against his will, he’s somehow even more obnoxiously verbose than usual. Motherfucker is out here using phrases like “mutual egocentricity” and “intriguing notion” and the only caffeine he’s had is a shitty soda from offbrand McDonald’s. I love the idea that this implies that he’s actually somewhat restraining himself from using SAT words the rest of the time. Hyperlexic autistic Kyoya gang rise up
#I am being a bit hyperbolic when I say SAT words but like#this bitch is even more annoying when he’s unfiltered (affectionate)#it’s entirely possible this is largely a J Michael Tatum translation difference but still#Kyouya Ootori#Kyoya ootori#Ouran#ohshc#ouran high school host club#Ouran host club
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Back then, I saw him as a friend. I don't know when it started. But after thinking about it, I've realized Fang has been the only one in my heart all along. When I walked, whatever I did, and wherever I went to, I thought of him. When I ordered pizza, I wanted him as my pizza topping.
Aou Thanaboon as TAN and Boom Tharatorn as KHAOFANG WE ARE (2024)
— for @srnileforme [4/4] ✩ ✩ ✩
#aou thanaboon#boom tharatorn#aouboom#tanfang#we are#we are the series#we are series#lana.gifs#lana.edits#weare.gifs#SOOOOO finally the last one shbchsdbs it took me almost 3 months wow#now everyone knows what i mean when i say that i am slow af. it's not a joke nor an hyperbole#less satisfied with this than with the qtoey one since the content didn't allow me to build the story as smoothly#and color continuity wasn't always possible. hopefully it still flows decently enough#usersasa#userrlaura#userrelisa#tuseralexa#userbon#userlinnea#rinblr#esmetracks#vishingwell#usermambo
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Who mand this lord???
#art#my art#hollow knight#hollow knight knight#hk knight#mantis lords#hollow knight mantis lords#each of these titles get progressively stupider#im at the second hornet fight and these guys are still my fav boss fight#maybe lost kin beats them but I haven’t actually finished it and gave up after 155 + times#(that’s NOT hyperbole btw)#my friend said it looks like the fungal wastes map and he is so smart for that#I might do it with the rest we’ll see!
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Happy 1st anniversary to 'SONG by' - 28th of April, 2024.
I've made a dropbox of all the mp3s you can find [here] featuring my cassette tape covers ♡
#I started making these- well the first 2 are from when the eps came out but the rest i started making yesterday and i intended to finish#this morning but my ceiling fell down#not hyperbole we've been having crazy rain and it got into the roof and the living room ceiling collapsed and scared me bad#so that wasnt fun at all :) but things happen and my wifi and computer still work so I finished it off and i hope people like it bc :))#but yeah I've loved every episode and I think seungmin's so... lovely... thoughtful....#all the episodes are so nice in their own way.... especially the talking segments from the first 5... the little details he puts... 💌💌#SONG by#kim seungmin#seungmin#stray kids#skz#gagwanzsource#skzco#bystay#createskz#jesskz
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i cant lie the concept of "taylor and travis have spent so little time together while dating that he doesnt know taylors friend group well enough to invite them to his surprise party for her" is kind of darkly funny
#barry.txt#taylor swift#theyre still deep in a honeymoon phase you can tell#both of them working around the clock at the same time has really maintained that bubble#im sure her friends were there im being hyperbolic but its WEIRD#that rhey arent in any photos and havent really posted about it#didnt zoe literally plan and organize her bday last year#blake isnt even there
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im so mad were never gonna get to see the characters doing horrifically boring things i want to see what 24 hours in the circus is like bc yeah theres the adventure but once caine leaves how DO you occupy that time. it cant all be fun i need to see them have an extremely uninteresting activity or no activity at all it makes me nauseous
#tangentially related but if glitch prod posted hours of pomni organizing papers into different files and drawers#id cry from excitement#pomni crunches numbers for caines most boring adventure yet and its 10 hours of pomni writing down numbers and using a calculator in silenc#id cry and cry from the joy im barely being hyperbolic here#i think abt pomni and this show and i ahve some sort of visceral physical response#gooseworx expressing concern at one pt b4 ep 4 aired that its More Boring. but its my fav ep for many reasons#one of which being that i LOVE when things are more muted while still being absurd#falls over. hoping theres another ep w a painfully boring adventure#i mean ill take a horrifying one too i liek that too but i love when things are boring in a not cute way#sidenote that i find the slower pacing of ep 4 very fun
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lame as hell how people associate blushing with mostly romantic things b/c I blush at literally everything. I stubbed my toe one time and blushed in response
#and then I moaned#just kidding#spacie spoinks#I blush around my friends that I like platonically. it's just something my body does#also if it wasn't obvious the stubbing toe and blushing part is a hyperbole#that never happened LMFAOOOOOOOOO#my point still stands tho
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the thing about me is that if i think about the magicians and queliot for too long then i get so viscerally angry that i feel nauseous
#the magicians#queliot#quentin coldwater#eliot waugh#im not even being hyperbolic#like it’s been years#but my vision still goes fucking red#sera gamble when i fucking catch you istg
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Reminder that Kim Soleum could hear the sounds of flickering candle flames.
#kim soleum#gsgw#괴담출근#got dropped into a ghost story still gotta work#rereading manor of the blind arc for research purpose and#maybe its not a hyperbole#he can....
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every fanfiction ever to ever exist ever
#being hyperbolic ofc BUT#I can't even be mad... Peter just cares for him who am I to stop him✋🙄#spiderdads#atsv miguel#atsv peter b parker#peter b parker#miguel o'hara#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#spiderman#atsv#ignore Peter's wacky hair. I drew this while I was still getting used to his features#2024
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It really is insane to think about how foundational the original Mobile Suit Gundam is to gay literature.
#I don’t mean that in a hyperbolic or fandom way#I mean that in a “Yaoi and Yuri would not exist in their modern forms without this show” way#Gundam is literally one of Utena’s core inspirations#Char/Garma was the Japanese equivalent to Spock/Kirk#Char and Amuro’s bisexual tension literature inspired whole gay mecha pornos#There’s probably tons I don’t know about but STILL#mobile suit gundam#Gundam#gundam 0079
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I’m the type of person who will find a specific storyteller I like and stick with them, only branching out for similar content, which leads into some funny situations where people ask what I like it’s like:
“Oh I like this audio drama called The Magnus Archives, and it’s sequel the Magnus Protocol, both made by Jonathan Sims”
Well what books do you like?
“Oh I’m currently reading Thirteen Stories by Jonathan Sims and it’s pretty good”
Um, are there any video games you think are interesting?
“While I haven’t played it but I do think Slay The Princess is interesting, and a lot of it is voiced by Jonathan Sims.”
Any music you like?
“My favourite band is The Mechanisms, which has Jonathan Sims as the lead singer.”
Favourite celebrity?
“Uh, does Jonathan Sims count? His writing style is really cool and I take a lot of inspiration from him in my own writing.”
No Thoth, Jonathan Sims is not a celebrity.
“Dang. Uhhh Captain Jack Sparrow?”
Do you mean Johnny Depp?
“Yea that guy. He’s cool I think.”
#all this is hyperbole of course#I have other interests aside from stuff jonathan sims makes#I still find it very funny how many of my interests are made by the same guy#jonny sims#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#thirteen storeys#slay the princess#the mechanisms
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slaps pepe silvia board
ACTUALLY, no one but Lenore is real (yes, even my beloved Annabel) and Morella and everyone is acting out of wack because the simulation is falling apart—
#nevermore webtoon#nevermore webcomic#she feels the place is lonely because she IS alone!#i know she's being hyperbolic here but still imagine LOL
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you know that post thats like "in a small fandom you put up with people out of camaradarie even if they hit you on the head with a frying pan but in a big fandom you block people on sight for minor grievences"? anyway being stupid about undertale is like intellectual terrorism and i will just actually block you lol
#kissing every isat fan on the head so sweetly. then immediately nuking a rude deltarune fan once i've confirmed they werent here for isat#''ramb cant be a he him lesbian because he represents hegemonic violence'' fasinating take. not sure he does?#and also even if they did they could still be queer about it. mettaton tries to kill a baby and hes still transgender my man#fascinating levels of 2016 purity politics going on here. you cant hc a character as queer because they're 'bad'?#are you like. 12 or something. are you a baby infact#lucabytetalks#you people are real funny#nonrebloggable though because i dont want the most annoying ppl on planet earth nitpicking my hyperbole of 'intellectual terrorism'
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The guy I'm seeing is one of those very busy and social people with a packed calendar which actually works great for me because I can get lavished with affection a few times a month without giving up my favored pastime: being a weird hermit
#I mean I'm being hyperbolic I still do plenty of stuff in my life but I do also value my solitude#oh oh also he texted saying he got me an Xmas present 🥰 yaaay
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