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[capitan-mal]

AHOY! >:D

My name is CAPTAIN MALACHITE and I am the strongest little pirate to sail the seven seas!!!!!

I love water and dark comfy caves and fishies and adventure and PIRATES!!!!!

...and my family heheh

Here is where I post all of my INCREDIBLE JOLLY SWASHBUCKLING WISDOM! >:D

SCROLL TO BEHOLD!!!!

(This is a blog for my little pirate character named Malachite a.k.a Mal from Bus SMP! :D pls enjoy)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

babygirl your critical thinking skills

[izuizzy]

HAPPY SONADOW GENERATIONS RELEASE! HAVE SOME GAY SONADOW FROM MY AU ULTIMATE LIFESPAWN

[drenched-in-sunlight]

elden ring OCs.

Raimes and Mirai. they hail from one of the main houses that made up Erdtree’s upper echelons.

[ochibrochi]

they could never make me hate this dude 👹

[jayzooart]

I can’t with these two.

[blazeshardcat]

i drew miku as a destiny 2 hunter bc of a fun twitter post :]] she has been to the lighthouse hundreds of times and has every raid title 💙

[borgialucrezia]

"I had to be in a bikini for half of the small time that I was on-screen, and I had to dance with a snake, which I have a phobia for. So it seemed like a really bad job, but that I really needed at the time. I was really shocked when my five minutes on-screen became so memorable and that people are still talking about this film."

SALMA HAYEK as SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996) directed by robert rodriguez

[valeriapryanikova]

i know they're like hippies or whatever but hear me out,, what if... witches???? anyone? no? just me,? okay

[otaku553]

Save me yi nine sols

(You should play nine sols it’s very very fun)

[s0up1ta]

goo goobie

[vaguely-concerned]

I honestly don't think lucanis would have gotten much gentler training than most of the other crows -- if anything I expect he got more direct and intensely focused/constant attention on and control exerted over him than most of them might, since caterina has so much bound up in him both emotionally, politically and (ultimately, as the case always is with the crows lol) financially. she does not seem the type to as it were risk spoiling the sole viable heir by sparing the rod (derogatory). she has too much on the line here leave stuff like that to chance. where the 'first talon's favourite kid' privileges DO likely enter into it for me is that he can every so often make the move to spare a target based in nothing but his own conscience and not be killed for it himself.

which also has me wondering like... did caterina know she was sending him to kill a child, with that one target he mentions to davrin? or was it a surprise to her too? from what he says, she is the one who picks the contracts for him. was that contract how she realized there are things she could ask him to do, uses she could try to put him to, that would just break him (which would be such a waste at this point she's invested so many years and so much of herself in this knife that rests perfectly in her hand)? was it a test?? did it turn into a test both ways??? did lucanis know she wouldn't have him killed for refusing to do it, or is that one of the few times he came back and looked her in the eye to see what she would do, as the closest he's ever gotten to actually telling her 'no'???? 'you have every right to kill me for it, but this is one thing I can't do for you' with his hands not dripping with blood... and for whatever reason or set of reasons you might choose to believe, she doesn't kill him. what an absolutely nuts relationship this is

(how does illario feel watching that go down. knowing lucanis can gamble on love or sunk cost logic or whatever it is that stays her hand to hold on to having a soul, while illario could surrender his whole soul unquestioningly every time to her and still not have the love.)

[literallyonfire]

Happy birthday gay people

[triona-tribblescore]

Tumblr is being mean and not letting me post the actual video here but this is what I've been doing the last week or so :D Very excited about it lmao

[junesfool]

close enough, welcome back headcanons

(guys send me your original svsss designs in the askbox I wanna try smth 💛🐛)

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[ipreferfiction]

"average jedi enclave has approximately two fallen padawans per generation" factoid actually just statistical error. the dantooine enclave, which has a fall rate of every decently strong padawan they've ever trained, is an outlier adn should not be considered