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AHOY! >:D
My name is CAPTAIN MALACHITE and I am the strongest little pirate to sail the seven seas!!!!!
I love water and dark comfy caves and fishies and adventure and PIRATES!!!!!
...and my family heheh
Here is where I post all of my INCREDIBLE JOLLY SWASHBUCKLING WISDOM! >:D
SCROLL TO BEHOLD!!!!
(This is a blog for my little pirate character named Malachite a.k.a Mal from Bus SMP! :D pls enjoy)
#bussmp#bus smp#official lore#<- my lore posts#Mal's monologues#<- general brainrot#pixelated parchment#<- my art#enjoy! ^-^
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elden ring OCs.
Raimes and Mirai. they hail from one of the main houses that made up Erdtreeโs upper echelons.
#i have a general plot for them but nothing concrete much for now tbh#inventing things to the lore as we speak#oc tag#original character#elden ring#er brainrot#and โno I donโt know anything about GoT I just give all my OCs white hair and purple eyes as default ๐ญ
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they could never make me hate this dude ๐น
#ganondorf#zelda#legendofzelda#tearsofthekingdom#totk#nintendo#(i finally finished totk after a 1+ year hiatus from playing whoops)#would you believe me if i said this was supposed to be just a sketch?#anyway finishing totk has somewhat tickled my old zelda brainrot; i'm very grateful for the sizable ganon crumbs we got in this game.....#i will now continue to wait for good-guy-ganon for another generation now ๐ฅฒ#*twirls hair* so imagine good-guy-ganondorf as a supporting character maybe as yknow the spirit sage aha ๐๐๐
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HAPPY SONADOW GENERATIONS RELEASE! HAVE SOME GAY SONADOW FROM MY AU ULTIMATE LIFESPAWN
#art#my art#artists on tumblr#izuart#ultimate lifespawn au#sonadow#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow fanart#sonadow art#sonadow brainrot#sonadow generations#sxsg#sonic x shadow#sonic x shadow generations#sonic art#sth art#AAAAAA ITS TIME I WILL NOT BE ON ANYTHING SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDEEEE
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"I had to be in a bikini for half of the small time that I was on-screen, and I had to dance with a snake, which I have a phobia for. So it seemed like a really bad job, but that I really needed at the time. I was really shocked when my five minutes on-screen became so memorable and that people are still talking about this film."
SALMA HAYEK as SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996) directed by robert rodriguez
#no because she (and fdtd in general) was my main obsession in the covid pandemic era lmfao and if i said the brainrot is back?#gtfooo can't believe she's surprised with people being obsessed with her like duh girl you're hot??#salma hayek#santanico pandemonium#from dusk till dawn 1996#from dusk till dawn#filmedit#moviegifs#horroedit#dailyhorrorgifs#filmgifs#fdtd#fdtdedit#robert rodriguez#movieedit#cinemapix#ladiesofcinema#filmtvtoday#femalegifsource#by jen
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i know they're like hippies or whatever but hear me out,, what if... witches???? anyone? no? just me,? okay
#anyway ignore this i'm having witches (and magic in general) brainrot bc i replayed dishonored games recently so i blame this idea on dh2 :D#mumbo jumbo#goodtimeswithscar#grian#hermitcraft#mcyt#fanart#buttercups
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Save me yi nine sols
(You should play nine sols itโs very very fun)
#nine sols#a break from your regularly scheduled op stuff to bring you this doodle#catboy brainrot hours. yi is such a guy#absolutely obsessed with his design and animations ngl#Iโm not very good at the game lmao.#but hey thatโs what story mode is for!#honestly so in love with the aesthetic of the game in generalโฆ..#I have a lot of thoughts on how modernization of Chinese and other East Asian cultures in design usually just means westernization#this is why I just. on principle. have not watched legend of Korra yet#this game just combines science fiction aesthetic with Chinese design patterns so incredibly well
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goo goobie
#the founders cut made me relapse on the brainrot#genloss charlie ily ๐ซถ#generation loss#genloss#charlie slimecicle#slimecicle#genloss charlie#genloss slimecicle#slimecicle fanart#genloss fanart#generation loss fanart#fanart#s0up1tart
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A Glimpse of Eternity โ โโโเนโโโโข
A Glimpse of Eternity | main masterlist | PAIRING(s): General Marcus Acacius x fem!palace sex worker
| RATING: explicit material | 18+ | WORD COUNT: ย 2.5k | CONTENT: legitimately saw the new Gladiator pics and immediately thought about being fisted by General Marcus idk what else to tell you lmao, some breeding kink ig?, slight subspace moments?, dirty talk but with that Ancient Roman flair, this is prob not very historically accurate but idgaf
| SYNOPSIS: You are one of Emperor Geta's comfort women, tasked with entertaining and pleasuring the palace guests, and you are assigned to General Acacius the night of a feast held in his honor.
"๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐." โ ๐๐ญ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ต ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ถ๐ด
As one of the few high ranking women of comfort in Emperor Getaโs palace, you were no stranger to the decadence and debauchery that a large celebration often brings. The battleworn and extolled military men, fresh off their wave of conquest and destruction, were most frequently the guests of honor, and they were always enthusiastic to delight in the revelry of victory, wine, and women.
Your position afforded you an agreeable life for the most part. It was certainly better than striking out on your own, fending for yourself in the notoriously unforgiving streets of Rome. An orphaned and unskilled female such as yourself would not fare well in such conditions, and youโd become quite accustomed to the social ranking that came with being owned by the Emperor himself.ย
You have all the luxuries afforded to you that one could dream of in these times, and the men you host, though overeager and handsy, knew better than to mistreat the class of entertainment that Emperor Geta was kind enough to provide them. You were his property, and as such were not to be mistreated. Just as a guest would not break a priceless vase or seek entry to private areas in the palace without consent, the men knew better than to abuse the privilege of your company unless they wished to endure the wrath of the Emperor.
You had a few repeat guests that would specifically request your coupling whenever they were staying at the palace, and it was often enjoyable getting caught up on the happenings of the world outside the marble walls. Sometimes you were assigned to a specific guest, and other times you were simply asked to be present and make yourself available to any suitor who showed interest.
It wasnโt uncommon for the men to get so carried away in their merriment that they were too drunk to perform. In those cases you made sure to tend to them should they need assistance getting to bed or finding themselves sick in the middle of the night when the fatty meats and wine caught up with them. On rare occasions there were men skilled and sober enough to bring you to completion, but the standard lack of personal pleasure didnโt bother you too much. After all, it was your duty to ensure your male guests were satisfied with their stay at the palace overnight, and you had a sense of pride that youโd never garnered a single complaint.
Tonight the Emperor was hosting a celebration in honor of a top ranking General whose ruthless and unwavering prowess secured a highly sought after peninsula in the Emperorโs name. It meant more resources and labor for the Empire, and General Marcus Acacius was heralded as a hero for his efforts. You and the other women had been instructed to make your appearance after the other entertainers had performed. It wasnโt until the last minute you were informed that you had been assigned to the General and were to โsee to his every need and wishโ during his stay.
Youโd been doing this long enough that you were only mildly flustered with the news, but you were level headed by the time you made it to the grand hall. You were aware of his reputation, and his strong features fit rather well with what you knew of him. A proud nose, broad shoulders, downturned mouth with pensive forehead wrinkles. His hands easily grasped the entirety of his goblet. He was handsome and possessed an authoritative presence that you suspected would carry over to the bedchambers.ย
โGeneral Acacius, might I join you this evening?โ you greet warmly.
His eyes slide over to you, giving your form an assessing gaze, before nodding and gesturing to the empty seat beside him. You thank him for the invitation and hold yourself as tall as you can next to him. His size is even more impressive side by side. You introduce yourself and comment on how well he looks considering heโd just arrived from his travels early this morning. No doubt the handmaidens had bathed and clothed him upon his arrival. Heโs not much for conversation, so you follow his lead and quietly watch the partygoers together.
You offer to refill his drink, but he declines. He isnโt gluttonous or vain or rude, and as the festivities begin to wind down, you begin to wonder what this manโs vice was. It was imperative to understand these sorts of things because it dictated how you performed to ensure satisfaction. With little to go on, you were almost worried he didnโt want your company at all for the remainder of the evening. It was a relief when he informed you he was retiring for the night and extended an invitation to join him. You demurely accepted and walked quietly through the stone passageways that lead to the more opulent chambers where only the most highly regarded guests were permitted to stay.
โHave you had your fill of nourishment this evening?โ he inquires.
โYes, General. Thank you for asking.โ
โIโm pleased to hear that. After you help me disrobe, I request that you do the same and return to me once you are ready.โ
You help him out of his garments and try not to stare at the constellation of scarring that adorns his body. His form is muscular with some usual signs of age, but he is undoubtedly the most divine looking man you have ever entertained. His cock swings softly between his thick thighs, and he has no reaction when he catches you ogling him. You excuse yourself to the corner of the chambers to disrobe and freshen up before presenting your nude form for his examination. His eyes are half-lidded, but otherwise you canโt much tell a difference in his mood.
โWhat sort of pleasure do you offer to your companions, Little Dove?โ
You smile brightly at the moniker, appreciating its reference to your attire decorated with small white birds. It wasnโt often a man would take note of such detail, let alone bestow you a personal endearment based on it.
โI offer whatever sort of pleasures you wish, General.โ
โAnd what sort of pleasures do you wish, Little Dove?โ
The question catches you off guard, but you maintain the easy back and forth as best you can. โI am sure whatever you have in mind will be immensely pleasurable, General,โ you assure him as you slowly saunter towards him.
โThat is not what I asked. Answer a question when I ask it of you.โ His face is not unkind, but his words are firm.
โIโ It is not something that often crosses my mind,โ you admit. โMy pleasure is gained from your satisfaction.โ
โAnd what if I demand your pleasure above all else? What then would you have to say?โ
You rack your brain for an answer and end up blurting out the first thing that comes to mind.
โIt isโฆ rather enjoyable to lay in each otherโs company, is it not? Perhaps we could start there?โ you suggest.
โIs that what you desire?โ he presses. He stands, and your eyes zip to all the sinewy, strong flexing across his body.
โIt is.โ
โThen that is where we will begin.โ
This is unlike any encounter youโve had, and you are nearly at a loss for how to conduct yourself. After exploring the planes of his warm body for a few minutes and gladly receiving the same, your mind goes on autopilot. You attempt to initiate intimacy, but he rebuffs the mindless advance.
โI am well aware I can have you, but that is not what I seek,โ he states plainly.
You shake your head, not fully understanding his meaning.
โIt is not enough that I take your body. True capture means the mind must also be won. I ask for your entire being, Little Dove,โ he explains matter of factly.
Youโve never had a partner speak to you this way, and you can feel the effect of it between your legs where wetness gathers. โOf course, General. Anything you wish you shall have.โ
โWe will see. Your surrender cannot be fabricated. The blood of the men Iโve killed that stains my hands and the sieged settlements I leave in my wake have left me with the ability to recognize genuine submission, and that is what I ask of you: full, true surrender.โ
โI will do my best,โ you promise.
โIt is not a matter of effort. It is a matter of truly desiring to yield.โ
โI feel the strings of that desire, General,โ you say in a soft hush. As though to prove your point, you guide his hand between your legs and sigh at the rough, calloused fingertips that graze your most sensitive parts.
He finally seems content with your frame of mind and corresponding bodily reaction, and it is how you find yourself happily succumbing to every exploratory lick and caress and bite. Your thoughts are a nebulous oasis, gently washing back and forth as your bliss heightens. The candlelight is waning just as he presents you with what you think might have been his desire from the start.
โDo you give yourself to me, Little Dove? I wish to feel you from the inside. Your body craves my fingers. It pulls them inside hungrily no matter how many I give. You have taken four already with such greed.โ
While it was true that your body steadily adjusted to his fingers, his hands were large and not the easiest to take. He was well-endowed, and that wouldโve been plenty to handle on its own. You were certain that he would want to fuck you after this was done. The growing circumference of his fingers inside you had you worrying whether or not you could tolerate it. But you wanted to try. It felt good despite the initial pinching and tightness. His groans of approval every time you successfully took more only spurred you on. You felt yourself wanting to give everything over to him.
โGive me what I need. Only you know what I need,โ you whimper.
He sucks in a sharp breath at your deference and repositions himself with additional vigor than just a few moments prior. Your back feels like itโs melted into the bedding as he props your legs open and situates himself in front of your entrance. You watch with bated breath as he cinches all of his fingers together and begins to steadily plunge them inside your messy opening, drenched in your arousal from the Generalโs relentless onslaught.ย
โIt is my intention to learn every want of your body so that I might break you apart piece by piece. Do you understand that, Little Dove?โ he asks.ย
He pushes his fingers further until you feel the sharp rounding of his knuckles against your pelvic bone. You gasp at the resistance and frantically scramble for something to ground yourself, finding his other hand already waiting for your use. You grasp it with both of yours and let him feed his middle and pointer fingers into your mouth. You instinctively suckle on them and close your eyes.
โThere you are,โ he breathes. โFeeding from nearly every hole, Little Dove. Your body already knows what your mind has decided. Your body responds to me and only me. It craves me as its master.โ
You dumbly nod and suck harder on his fingers, getting lost in the sensation of them pressing onto your tongue and gathering a pool of saliva in the middle of your mouth.
โYou will only know the desire and pleasure that is my hand piecing you back together,โ he coos.
His knuckles begin to slide past your opening and sink into you. The burning lasts for several minutes, but you give in to the new and intoxicating feeling coursing in your body. Eventually the rest of his hand slides in without protest. Itโs an odd shape to have housed inside you, but you focus on sucking his fingers. Blood rushes to your stretched walls and engorges the tissue, making everything feel warm and hypersensitive. You feel his hand make a fist inside you, and you cry out when he begins slowly pumping it in and out.
โSsshhh sshhhh, let your body do what your mind has decreed,โ he soothes.
You whimper and suckle as he fucks you with his fist. He groans as he watches your gaped hole suck him back in over and over. You feel a tight coil in your belly build, and he must sense it, too, because he props himself up straighter again and hums contentedly.
โYou are an exceptional creature, Little Dove. Reaching the greatest pleasures by letting yourself be my little fuck hole, isnโt that right?โ
โYes,โ you cry. โIโm your fuck hole. Only yours.โ
His pace picks up like heโs become a bit crazed at your rambling submission.
โThatโs right, Little Dove,โ he grits. โYou will see my face, imagine my touch, and dream of my domination in every man you lay with from this day onward.โ
Your jaw and body are slack as the power of his drives rocks you back and forth. You donโt have the lucidity to warn him that your climax is quickly approaching.
โI will not be content until you are ruined for any other man,โ he snarls.
You swear you can feel every crevice and curve and bend of his fist as you clench down on it. Your vision is a flat white that matches the deafening silence that overcomes you as your orgasm tears through you. Itโs a mixture of the most painful and the most pleasurable orgasm youโve ever experienced, and well after it ebbs your legs continue to shake with the force of it.
You barely register your limbs being moved and adjusted. You regain a bit of clarity when you feel his wide cockhead notch at your wrecked hole and plunge inside in one smooth motion. He lets out a ragged moan, and it sends you right back into that foggy euphoria. He thrusts fast and deep, murmuring platitudes and filthiness into the shell of your ear as he chases his high.
His hands grip the meat of your sides so tight youโre sure thereโll be marks by morning. A firm grip on your jaw shakes you from your blissful floating.
โLook into the eye of the man who conquered you,โ he hisses. โLook into my eyes while I fill you.โ
With great effort you keep your lids parted and take in the glorious sight of his face twisting and contorting as he begins pulsing inside the pitches of your cunt. Every thrust pushes some of his spend out, and for a fleeting moment you wish you could keep every drop inside you. With one final snap of his hips, he finishes and sags into your body below him. His breath is hot and humid on your neck, heartbeat hammering against your chest, and you wrap your legs and arms around him as though you fear his departure.
โI must stay inside, Little Dove. Plug you with my seed. Fuck you โtil it takes,โ he rambles a little breathlessly.
You smile against his neck and welcome the surrender.
#pedro pascal characters#Gladiator 2#General Marcus Acacius#General Acacius#Marcus Acacius#pedro pascal brainrot
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Happy birthday gay people
#star trek#star trek the next generation#star trek tng#jean luc picard#q star trek#qcard#brainrot#jean luc picard x q#q x jean luc picard#my art
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i drew miku as a destiny 2 hunter bc of a fun twitter post :]] she has been to the lighthouse hundreds of times and has every raid title ๐
#my art#hatsune miku#destiny 2#destiny 2 art#miku#some really powerful brainrot ive created here#though the kind of stuff id make if i wasnt so busy with school all the time... its too strong for the general public#its reserved for me and like 2 other sickos
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Tumblr is being mean and not letting me post the actual video here but this is what I've been doing the last week or so :D Very excited about it lmao
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#The brainrot is so real guys#BUT NOW THAT ITS DONE AND OUTTA MY HEAD WE CAN DO MORE BIKER ANGELLLL :D#and just post more stuff generally lol#and answer asks...#so many asks...#IM SORRY IM JUST SO BAD WITH INTERACTIONS TwT <3#anyway!! sending love!!!#hazbin hotel#angel dust#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel animatic#hazbin hotel angel dust#angel dust fanart#huskerdust#valentino#hazbin hotel valentino#tribbleart#Youtube
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close enough, welcome back headcanons
(guys send me your original svsss designs in the askbox I wanna try smth ๐๐)
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#art#mxtx#mxtx novels#mxtx svsss#svsss mxtx#svsss fanart#svsss#scum villain#scum villans self saving system#scumbag self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scumbag system#scumbag villain#luo binghe#sha hualing#zhuzhi lang#chibi#chibi art#mini brainrot#I headcanon these guys as not being pure bred demons#give this the only pure blood demon from the younger generation would be mobei#also on a huge brainrot for inventor a-ling#headcanon#actual svsss designs for once#ALSO DEMONS WITH HORNS I REPEAT DEMONS WITH HORNS#minus sha hualing having fake ones#BUT DEMONS WITH HORNS#cheebs
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YK that scene in Tangled wherein the kids were braiding Rapunzel's hair? yeah now imagine that but baby Malleus n General Vanrouge LMMMAAOOOOOO
poor guy, he's growing soft
#twisted wonderland#twst#lilia vanrouge#twst fanart#twst lilia#EERRMMMMMM#I was totally not brainrotting for the past days about braided Lilia but yk...i had homework n work#what type of conditioner do u think he uses it looks so silky n frizz-free#IDK MAN IT WAS JUST A CUTE THOUGHT#hc that as Malle grew older peepaw got softer :(#tacc0yak1art#general lilia#twst spoilers
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#ocs#artists on tumblr#masks: a new generation#npcs#tony salvo#antonio salvo#ruth blum#ruth and tony#superheroes#she put his hands there otherwise he instinctively doesn't touch anybody in case his super strength accidentally destroys them#sigh...........#let's not talk about how pushing daisies put this โcan not touchโ archetype into my psyche for life#masks: overlook#masks: overlook city#my brainrot over the mentor npc is ridiculous but he ended up being my exact type of pathetic#checked this on my phone and they look so pale and washed out what is the truth
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Poor little hero
#ranboo#ranboo fanart#artists on tumblr#ranboolive#generation loss#genloss#genloss fanart#generation loss art#genloss art#genloss brainrot#cw blood
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