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jurassic world ankylo babies and the first humans to hold them, camp cretaceous -> chaos theory :)
#i'm normal guys feeling very normal how about you?#jurassic world chaos theory#jwct#jwct season 3 spoilers#chaos theory#bumpy#smoothie#ben pincus#kenji kon#benji#<- could be if ur sick like me
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troy marshall, the rook’s resident artist :)
(and a bonus masterpiece from his room the day the team moved in)
#thanx tumblr for butchering the quality ur soooooo cute and funny#idk what compelled me to capture all of these at 2am but it’s as many of marshall’s artwork as i could find!!#except for the one in harrow’s office but i’m too lazy to go back and find that akshsbsjbssj#also took these on the lowest fov bc god forbid we have a dedicated photomode and i made myself motion sick akhsjskshsjsj#i also snapped some details i got from the team’s individual rooms but imma dedicate another post to that probably#idk im treating bo6 kinda like a roommate sim#bo6#black ops 6#cod#call of duty#cod bo6#call of duty black ops 6#call of duty black ops#black ops#troy marshall#marshall bo6#marshall cod
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ok @ my european followers theres the stereotype that yall dont travel more than like half an hour away .what if u live far in like .university or college or smthin .do u just not go home for holidays ? whats ur Max Time youd spend on a bus/train to get home? bc im curently on a ten hour bus train combo and ive done this three times already this year (and thats not counting the two times i was driven up here which is 8ish hours)
#im so fascinated by that stereotype#the first time i went home it was bc my dog was sick ur telling me if there was a family emergency you wouldnt spend more than like an hour#getting there??? wack#please tell me ur travel ideas europeans i want to study you#THIS IS LIGHTHEARTED THIS IS LIGHTHEARTED THIS IS LIGHTHEARTED#also yes i am in the same state <33 it isnt even the furthest i could go in this state <33
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gojo assistant to gojo househusband is EVERYTHING to me he’d be so good at it. packing up bentos before work, visiting u for a lunch break, visiting u for a shoulder and neck massage. hes just so cute. i bet that even when he gets to a househusband role he’d still do some assistant duties and he absolutely is against u getting another assistant bc he’s been that guy and he knows u are too easily fallen in love with. he’d probably only give up that role to someone that he trusts 100% and knows that won’t fall in love with you like yuuta and even then he probs gets a tiny bit irrationally jealous when yuuta knows a lot about your schedule and habits bc that’s HIS job but a lil smooch from u will have him too flustered to even remember what initially ticked him off
when he finally makes it out of the work husband territory, he’s already wildly insufferable as a boyfriend. but when he finally becomes your husband? all bets are off—if people thought satoru couldn’t be louder or prouder of you they were so, so very wrong. he was born for this.
sends you off with a bento and a kiss every single morning, and then calls you right before lunch time to remind you to actually take your lunch break and eat—and maybe because he wants compliments on the food he made you. when he can’t send you off with lunch, he has yuuta deliver it for you, or he drops it off himself, which is always a welcome surprise, not just for you, but everybody in the office. it’s nice that he’s remembered so fondly, and some days he does miss it, but he wouldn’t trade in being your husband for the world.
so true about yuuta being his replacement—satoru was very, very thorough in the vetting process of hiring your new secretary. he knows how easy it is to fall in love you, he knows what it’s like to be the work husband and he refuses to hire anybody else who might think even slightly like him. so, call it nepotism or call it favoritism, but yuuta is one of maybe three people satoru actually trusts with the job. turns out yuuta is best suited for it anyway, which brings satoru even more relief. on the days he really misses you, it makes him pout when you recount all the times yuuta saved your ass, but a kiss or two really is he needs to be brought back to reality.
he’s always calling or texting you with paint samples or fabric samples, and you’ve learned to not try and make sense of satoru’s interior design priorities. you really don’t think that the guest bathroom needs new wallpaper, but he does and if he wants to install it, who are you to stop him. so many days you come home from work and he’s like, “oh, babe, my mom called in a friend of a friend and turns out her husband can make us our own version of that vintage couch you saw in the museum display last week,” which is. absolutely insane because that’s easily a $25,000 couch, but he just waves you off about it and asks you what color you want it in—he’ll handle everything else.
#anonymous#oh work husband to househusband satoru my beloved....#give it a year or two of marriage and hes like soooooooo ive been thinking i do actually need someone to keep me company at home#and ur like satoru gojo what are u on about i will kill u right here with my own hands have toji hide the body#and have hiromi get me out of this scott free#and hes like whoah whoah whoah wait i meant a baby!!! AN INFANT!! NOT A MISTRESS oh god im gonna throw up that word alone made me sick babe#and so when u dont have a knife pointed at him ur like oh. wait... u want a baby??#and its then u realize that this isnt spontaneous for him u can see it in his eyes satoru has probably been thinking about this for years#and besides babymaking could be fun............#be prepared to look at about 238 types of wood for the crib tho#jujutsu kaisen x reader#satoru gojo x reader#lawyer au#satoru.ask
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rattling the bars of my cage, cobra kai’s “too many characters” disease simultaneously invites speculation on a wide variety of possibly interesting character dynamics between characters who don’t frequently interact while also making it impossible for there to be any room or time in the story to even properly handle established character dynamics, let alone explore new ones
#Like actually could talk abt the wasted potential of this for ages it makes me so annoyed#They also abandon previous character dynamics like ur telling me hawk and tory have nothing to say to each other#And the ones they do explore are uninteresting or lazy#The only relationship I liked in p2 was the kenthony development bc they were silly and it actually felt like a proper expansion on them#But I’m sick of Miguel and Robby when it’s never interesting I’m sick of reheated lawrusso arguments the dyke drama didn’t even hit#And Demetri and Eli’s fight was so bad and did not focus on anything interesting at all#I just think they don’t have anything else to say about these characters (at least nothing else they’re willing to say)#Despite there being plenty to say#And so they keep reheating old dynamics and introducing new one dimensional characters and none of it works#N e ways unfortunately I still love this show dearly but it is not good and never has been#But p2 was just frustrating as someone who unfortunately genuinely cares abt these characters
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do NOT say core four polycue when you really mean tim/kon/bart & wow look cassie is also here ❤️
#i’m sure someone means it genuinely#so shoutout to them (?)#personally it doesn’t appeal to me but maybe that’s bc i’m sick of relationships being categorized#as either romantic or sibling-coded#like bruh maybe they’re just friends. sit down somewhere#u don’t have to say u see characters as siblings as an excuse not to ship them friend it is quite literally ur prerogative#you could not convince me that any of the girls are genuinely attracted to the guys. yes even greta welcome to my twisted mind#they r buddies!!!! chill!!!!!#and if people ship them i shake my head in disapproval and keep scrolling. laugh out loud#what’s bro yappin about#dc
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HELIO CHOSE HER, BUT SHE CHOSE CASSANDRA.
Traci Brimall, Vive, Vive // Mitski, Goodbye My Danish Sweetheart // Unknown // Katie Maria, God is made of hunger and I am made of dreams // Ally Beardsley, Fantasy High: Sophomore Year // Caravaggio, Judith Beheading Holofernes // @inkskinned, When I’m sad, I write goodbye letters to the people I care about. Once I’ve said goodbye to everyone, I can go. // Ally Beardsley, Fantasy High: Junior Year // Florence & The Machine, Girls Against God // Hozier & Allison Russell, Wildflower and Barley
#ally beardsley you are so special to me#you and your choices#sunny twindenial has already made the most RICH compelling relevant beautiful webweave ive EVER seen and it was abt kristen n cassandra#could never compare would never try#this is just factoring the helio of it all. and intention and choice. because i do think she’s been trying#not as hard as she could be but still!!!!!! she NEVER GRAPPLED WITH THE PARTS OF [helioic religion] THAT FUCKING WORKED FOR HER!!!!!!!!!#sick and twisted that ur exes dont immediately forget about you as soon as you break up. like thats not for you anymore!!!!!#ive lost the plot. thats trackerbees impact for u#ANW i like being able to move my web strands around the post on mobile & i dislike when i cant . so thats why the layout is flat and boring#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fhsy#fh#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fhjy spoilers#dimension 20#d20#helio#cassandra#kristen applebees#kristen#ww#uh oh!#spideryna#one day i will run out of silken strands with which to weave#this is not that day
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jokes @ night r not funny in the morning,,,
originally the blue was green but then i decided 2 b pan
#dont even ask me what i was trying 2 accomplish#CAUSE IDKKK#sighs @ least they look cute igg#bart is still hard 4 ne 2 draw idk sobbs#also i seem 2 draw him in a lot of tanktops while i draw kon in a lot of crop tops#i just ?????????#anyways i literally have no idea wtf this means#it was supposed 2 b silly & funny but if ur evil u could make it angsty#not me thoo…..i would neever#cause what kind of sick freak does that#((its me im the sick freak))#no but this is supposed 2 b silly ITS JUST RLLY NOT FUNNY IDK#konbart#kart#still 2 scared 2 but it in their main tags or whateverrrr#NO BC LIKE I DONT WANNA GET RIPPED APART#omggg the reason y it looks more angst is bc i put the ‘dw’ isnt itttt#ughhhhhhh#ok sure whatever GRRR AAAAAA#i have a better kart drawing idea but this 1 was easier 2 draw#brrrr#i feel like im just mostly going 2 b drawing kart 2day oh man#((i say this like i dont draw them everyday))#puppee art#holy u can rlly tell i h8 stabalizers batman#i say ‘line arts my fav part’ but i dont actually do nice line art idfkkk yyyy but mayb its bc u dont need clean lineart 2 render stuff???#@ least i dont#man i should render smth its been so long since ive like ‘completed’ a full drawingg#HELP IM STILL UPSET HOW I DREW BART I LIKE I JUST DONT WANT 2 DRAW HIM LOOKING LIKE A KID BUT LIKE OTS KINDA HARD WHEN HES NEXT 2 KON THIS I
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need to scream abt this to people who might actually care😭😭😭
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I CANT BELIEVE HES REALLLLL CNFNNENDNSJSJ
hes crazy actually omfg
#(yes its taken me forever to go thru my concert videos bc w/o fail i get sick after travel)#adulting between concerts is the worst#didnt tag bc too lazy i always give up tagging at some point and whatever ur the only nctzens i share my stuff with#yall plsssssssss……..#WHY IS HE SLINGING MEAT LIKE THAT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANTTTTTTTT#ur biases could never………(bc little peckers)#(only jisung could…..actually😭😅)
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Please lord take away Chappell Roan's pain and give it to Melanie Martinez instead
#chappell roan#melanie martinez#“but timothy admitted she lied-”#NO SHE DIDN'T#Satan quivers beneath sum of the shit crybabies have been saying abt timothy#since she spoke up#“it's been seven years-”#I DO NOT CARE 🗣🔥#ur right let's cancel this random singer bc she doesn't wanna get stalked#instead of THE LITERAL RAPIST??#sigh#this MIGHT be my sign to delete social media#anyway chappell roan they could never make me hate you#(except if you commit like an actual crime)#and m*lanie m*rtinez and her fans are sick and can go fuck themselves
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I am going to shoot myself in the head
#I feel so helpless and clueless rn I feel like I’m going to fail my entire academic journey#Nothing bad has happened this week (besides my sis and mom getting rlly sick) but I just feel like I know nothing anymore#Am I a dumb stupid fuck#I have yet another exam tomorrow and I thought I loved the subject but suddenly I realize I didn’t understand anything#Trying to take down notes but I have literally no material to work with only my book in which I’ve made over 50 errors#I don’t count them I just know it’s over that number#I haven’t showered I’m trying to do homework I’m trying to take down notes and I’m also trying to take care of my sis bc she’s very sick#I bear a cross far too big for my size I feel like I can’t handle anything at all#Jesus christtttt where is old me when I need her I would’ve tanked this shit so easily but now I’m just crying and whining#i need to stop thinking about how I was so much better before but I can’t stop#I really was so much more than a spineless piece of shit what the fuck#Ghhhh mitski you were so right#I was so young when I behaved 25 yet now I find I’ve grown into a tall child is so very real mitski#Lately I’ve been crying like a tall child yeah keep it up mitski sing ur shit I will jump off of this ledge I’m on yeah#Clawing my skin offffff I wish I could tell someone irl#I still haven’t written to my friends parents so they could help me#but I don’t have the time to make a word doc ab everything I go thru and how I feel#And they might not help me#I just want to crawl a hole in the ground and wait to become a sprout to become a pretty flower I don’t wanna be living this shit no more#Vent#vent post
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awawawawawawa
#bunny rambles#i was “cleared” to go back to work yesterday but she told me i could use the rest of the time also if i wanted/needed#and im using it. but the little corporateanxietybot who lives in my head and tries to make me be a Good Worker[tm] is SCREAMING HER HEAD OFF#cause she thinks my boss/Dad is gonna scream at and hit her for being Lazy#this is a trauma post also um. didnt expect to name her rn but she's screaming and i cant scream back cause she sounds like alarms and those#scare crustywhitedog so i have to calm that one so i don't meltdown#my wife submitted the RTW date for me so like. its okay im actually taking the time and ik this is necessary also bc. it is clearly unwell#that its freaking out because it's gotten a more than a 2 day break for the first time in a year#ik corporateanxietybot has protected me in some ways but. i gotta kill her so bad. maybe H can help me reformat her somehow .....#i also hate her is the thing. she cant hear me rn bc she's just looping in circles alarming but anyway. i hate her. like Me. she's so#capitalismcorebootlicker and i hate that about her and i hate that she exists and i hate that she exists bc my dad raised me to be an#Employee instead of a person 🙃🙃🙃🙃#im not elaborating or explaining any of this. this is a diary entry now#i wish i could click her to kill her like the drones in hardcoded lmao it'd be so much easier. ik she like. lives in the work mode mask as#well which is also HARD bc if im not actively thinking Of work or At work she's nonexistent#but shes so LOUD 🙃🙃 like shut up. we're not gonna explode n die from taking an extra week off you're being dramatic our boss isnt Dad#like he LITERALLY isn't Dad. not even close. he's like the most docile man in the world come on ik they're around the same age and both hve#held authority over u but boss checking in wasnt a trap ur not ab to get caught doing wrong ur fiiiiIIIIIIINE#(also corporateanxietybot is not an adult. she's 15 and terrified but she integrated to my work mask which is the problem cause she makes me#a “phenomenal employee” and also makes me work myself sick when she is given the reigns. little devil on my shoulder except the capitalist#system we live under treats her as a positive thing so she gets positive reinforcement at work which only makes her more anxious 😭 i gotta#talk to H about this next Friday huh. also wow. parts work has made it a lot easier for me to acknowledge these behaviors so i can confront#them easier. weird. strange even. so many parts have gotten names this past month n im realizing also why its been so hard to process stuff#but it also has made me kinder to myself. anyway she turned off (her batteries are low since she's been home for a month too) so im gonna#clean myself up and get some food in me and then get some cleaning done
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thinking about ‘clawing your way up through the tightly packed dirt’ as a metaphor for transitioning and choosing to struggle with your identity rather than pretend it’s not there.. not knowing which way is up or how far the surface is but digging anyway… the exhaustion and the knowing you can never go back.. and outside of the burial the movie is a powerful message to trans people since it instills so much fear of not living authentically.. “there is still time” until the ending scene where you think owen might die without ever going with maddy and transitioning because she was right all along…
#omfg bruh it’s rare that a movie makes me feel so sick that i tumblr post about it#isawthetvglow#i’m sick. i’m SICK. there is so little trans representation like this#and don’t get me started on the soundtrack. it conveys suchhhh a strong feeling and that feeling is Miserable Pretransition#omg but phoebe bridgers surprise cameo was such a serve#mine#isabel and the pink opaque being the life u could have led as ur true gender…#and still having time to enter that life by doing the scary thing
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i had a "he notices u in the crowd" dream w jaehyun last night
#yall we pinky promised each other in the air im gonna be SICK#he was motioning for me to hold the bottom of my shirt out so he could throw a ball to me and i could catch it that way??? 😭😭😭😭😭#and he was like “ur gonna catch this right” and i was like “like my life depends on it”#and he made me pinky promise ckjbxk#i dont rly rmbr the setting i think it was a concert? but it wasnt a lot of ppl#which makes it less impressive that i caught his attention but idc
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You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate
#I have so many videos saved of last year’s trip#Me and my cousin laughing and joking w my dad while getting ready#The fact that multiple men asked my dad for my hand in marriage (lmao)#Me calling my mom every night to make fun of my “suitors”#All the gorgeous restaurants#Forcing my dad to rate every dress I tried on whenever he took me somewhere#Being catcalled by guys was an unpleasant experience but it was still fun to laugh ab it w my mom#Me having a MASSIVE crush on a family friend#That one time my dad said all the dresses I brought were too short so he bought me a dress that#Went down to literally my ankles#But the family friend was gonna be there so I showed it to my mom and she was like#“You’d wear that??? The queen of mini skirts????” And then she IMMEDIATELY clocked me and was like#Ur behaving strangely. U must have a crush. Who is it.#The hot fuckin summer nights that I spent sitting outside w my cousin on the big swing in the garden#The capital when it was drenched in sunset#When my aunt’s husband took me to the University of Baghdad and I got to literally play act being a student there#Which was a profound experience bc it’s the university my mom went to#Sneaking into the library even though u needed a student pass for that (:#Shadowing my uncle in his laboratory#My first ever nishan !!!#No weddings sadly but I got to see the buildup to the wedding so#And I think getting to call the shots and fly solo from the states to Amman and then to Baghdad was sick as hell#My mom never let me fly abroad by myself before and now im probably gonna be going solo all the time#Help I need to go back#Bro I wish I could drop everything#But before I go to Baghdad I’ll probably have to go to Belgium first for my uncle#SO many stops before I get to where I rly wanna be#I never explicitly told my dad im not religious but I think he already knows im full of sin. Memories..#Omg and my bibi’s delicious food
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s2 of arcane was so pretty and fun to watch but. idkkkk the way they kept adding characters and storylines and stuff made the entire thing feel like an advertisement for LoL.
#there are some aspects of the ending i really liked but. so many things i feel could have been done differently#like. i don't know anything about LoL so the whole thing with the black rose confused me so much??#also. idk if they were going for a happy ending with caitvi it wouldve been cool to see a bit more character development on cait's end#how did she go from captain war crimes to “ur right vi i was wrong” so quickly#i don't have the energy to articulate all of it but. u get what i mean#idk i was really only invested in the storylines involving the undercity's independence. jinx. and cait+vi#like i loved s2 act 1#but then it turned into like. a fight for humanity? idk man#still the animation + character designs + everything were beautiful#i wanna say it was fun to watch if you weren't thinking about it too hard but the show has a lot of themes that. require you to think about#it to enjoy the show#so idk#arcane critical#<- just in case lol#arcane spoilers#the fight scene was sick also. when jinx + ekko came in i did start jumping around lmao
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