#<- A JOKE BTW

[f1-birb]

landonorris Įçę spįçę

feat. Max saying what we're all thinking

[sleepyhomosexual]

I serve my head up on a plate

It's only comfort calling late

'Cause there's nothing else to do

Every me and every you

[malewifehenrycooldown]

How to win 'shallow's taste in fictional characters' bingo:

MUST be an assassin or have a similar profession

Weapons of choice are purely optional but bonus points if they use a sword

They do not necessarily need to have powers but it is a bonus if they do, especially if they have ice powers. But they can also just be. Overpowered. Lol.

Irish (optional, not a requirement)

They must be tall, and they must be taller than me specifically (I’m 169cm fyi)

Obviously they must be older than me

Have a tragic or implied tragic backstory

Moral alignment can be all over the shop, I really don’t mind - but bonus points if they have a case of doing a lot of face-heel/heel-face turns

Can be a big monster or have a monsterous form but it’s not a major requirement.

If they are a monster they must have claws and/or be alien-like

Red hair (optional, not a requirement)

Uhhhh that’s all I can think of at the moment. But yeah here’s basic version of ‘shallows taste in fictional characters’ bingo.

[critter-creature-or-beast]

The third one looks cool

[pouletpourri]

the real reason kaufmo abstracted

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

[hyperblue]

one thing that will always be funny to me about batfam is that jason is forever convinced that dick is bruce's favorite child while all of his siblings know for sure that bruce's favorite child is actually jason

some random reporter: who's your favorite child?

bruce: how DARE YOU imply that i play favorites, i love ALL of my children equally

dick, without missing a bit: oh he absolutely plays favorites, it was jason

tim: rest in peace

[naptimeclown]

I now disagree with that post that went something like "to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone" because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said "hey bro...literally me when im making pizza..." He was in fact making a pizza, that's our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.

[sillyahhchana]

first set of fnaf ruin fanart guys we are back

[trashmammal-7]

Tmagp 22 actually makes the whole "you can listen to protocol without having listened to archives" thing so much funnier. Girl you just namedropped the main characters. First AND last name.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..

[prettysweetprettysweet]

eric bogosian seems like the kind of guy that experimented with gay sex back in the day and regrettably unfortunately found himself to be heterosexual and it was one of the biggest disappointments of his life but now he's been given the opportunity to live out his gay dream in a way and he is clearly so stoked to be playing a homo character on the gay vampire show and whenever he does a press junket with jacob assad and sam he's giving vibes of proud pflag dad with his three rainbow kids..actually maybe not kids because one of them is desperate to lick the back of his throat, and with the other two he is clearly convinced they are in love with each other, something which he has tried to allude to in, and this is not a joke or exaggeration, the majority of the group interviews he has participated in

[peteytheparrot]

The Book of Bill is great Bill and Ford get a divorce so Bill goes to a bar, gets drunk, and cries

[werewolfetone]

Hey if you ever feel that your opinions on something are silly or dumb or too much for one random subject that doesn't really matter just remember! there are people out there who are monarchists in 2023. it can't possibly be as bad as that

[squinkreblogs]

SLIGHT EPISODE 2 SPOILERS

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i AM HURT, i AM BETRAYED /LH

[justanapparatus]

shoutout to lesbian drag queens who are also pigs. gotta be one of my favorite genders 🙏