#<- ​what if I killed you with a rock?

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[redhotarsenic]

I have been forcibly shaved against my will and now the only bit of gender ambiguity I had is gone and now I look more like a girl how lovely I certainly do not want to [REDACTED] :)

[naturecalls111]

unorthodox murder mystery

[moeblob]

I love them! So much!

[phibsies]

this scene keeps replaying in my damn head get them OUT

[soup-is-here]

I think we should've started throwing rocks at Jimmy when he got mad at Anya for getting nauseous while giving Curly his meds as if his ass didn't know she was pregnant

[everykonan]

ch. 373

[starry-bi-sky]

pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.

(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)

[royaltea000]

This is the best arc ever.

[crimson-nail]

same guy

[feelingtheaster99]

The HORRIBLE beat of silence when Kipperlilly kills Buddy… just the whole table with their jaws dropped, all in this terrible sense of grief and surprise

[littlefankingdom]

AU where Conner/Kon gets adopted by Bruce because Clark isn't accepting the job (like he kind of threatens to do in Young Justice). Cut to the INSANE custody battles between Bruce Wayne and Lex Luthor. Bruce already had to fight for Jason's custody with a vilain, he can do it again. It's a huge thing every time, it makes the front page of tabloids and even other news media talk about it. People are betting on which one will hit the other first in front of the judge (as yet to happen, but with how they are barking at each other, it's just a question of time). Lex is blacklisted from any Wayne Enterprises' events and they fight anytime they meet at another event. Conner uses their fights as his own fashion show, posing in front of the camera in his newest outfit (he has two unlimited credit cards after all), his fathers fighting in the back.

[timethehobo]

Losing my mind over the golden age costume they gave Digger in KTJL, just had to doodle it. 😂💀

Getting secondhand embarrassment over the cape alt, why’d he tuck it into his belt. I like the stache, but I’m biased for facial hair in general. He fits muttonchops much better tho.

[healpimp]

im gonna level w you, fellow medic mains. you are a lot worse at the game than you think

[superbellsubways]

hello Hypno hater i want you to tell me exactly why you despise this pokemon without mentioning pokedex entries or creepypastas or anything regarding some fetish 🎤 Go

[thegreatcrowdragon]

My beautiful girlfailure wife and schneeball cookie is here too I guess