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School starts up again for me tomorrow 👍. Unrelated, I have an exam tomorrow
#ramblings#I DONT KNOW HWY THE FIRST FUCKING WEEK OF SCJOOL HAS EXAMS#THATS SO DUMB#I HAVE TO WALK IN THERE AND PRAY I REMEMBER MATH STUFF#WHYYY#anyway I’m fine it does reaaaally matter if I fail these opener exams#they don’t really matter that much#BUT STILL#AUGH#Alos for some ungodly reason I’m also doing exams for the subjects I’m dropping this year#which means. I have to do accounting. which I’m so okay about dont even worry#<— lying through my teeth#anyway I’m done ranting
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pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:
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#percy and annabeth mighttttt be switched but grover as gaslight is undeniable#grover lying through his teeth captivated me I was like sweetie WHAT are you doing#annabeth said either help me or leave to a GOD amongst other things which is why she deserves girlboss#percy gatekeeps everyone (but himself) from sacrificing themselves which is as always true to character#pjo tv show#pjo#pjo tv spoilers#pjo tv#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#character alignment#a god buys us cheeseburgers#like no one has posted content yet so I’m making something and going to bed#mine#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#humor#no one bully me on the image sizes I’m on my phone at midnight using photoshop without an account#which means I can only layer one photo at a time so each time I have to make it a new photo#I’m bullying myself don’t worry
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I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them(I’m lying)
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#nagito is in his own little world#that’s the vibe I get anyway#nagito komaeda#sdr2 nagito#kokichi ouma#drv3 kokichi#byakuya togami#danganronpa byakuya#danganronpa#danganronpa antagonists#i hate them#(lying through my teeth)#i want to squeeze them#art
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he wears disgusted bewilderment better than most people wear a fabulous evening gown
#his little eye scrunch and twisted lip is sososososososoo endearing to me i feel sick#btw the black shirt has me yowling and clawing the walls#whatever i don't even care (lying through my teeth)#dennis reynolds#glenn howerton#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia
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Maybe Konig and a very tired reader?..... someone who just needs him to help her get up in the morning and lay back down in the night. In return, she's the most affectionate towards him.
I also love (I mean obsess over) your works with him thank you so much<3
I am Sleepy!Reader, Sleepy!Reader is me - I feel them in my tired bones😔✨
König adores slow mornings with you - even if it’s a weekday, he’ll pause and hold you before needing to get up. his heart flutters when you ask for, “Jus’ a couple more minutes…”, squeezing when you tug the covers up over your head. he doesn’t have the heart to disturb you so he gets up, abandoning the warm sheets. he’ll get started on his morning routine while you doze, prepping breakfast, reading a couple pages from his latest book
König who gently stirs you from sleep, one big hand cupping your face, thumb smoothing over your cheek. his mama always woke him up like this as a kid, cooing softly that it’s time to start the day, opposed to his father who would just knock loudly on his door. he wants you to wake up relaxed and happy, rubbing the sleep from your eyes as you yawn. you look so soft, pillow lines on your face and hair a little messy. his own Briar Rose, and he’s your Prince Charming bringing you something to drink - be it coffee or tea, water or juice, it doesn’t matter as long as you like it
König really shines with you after a deployment. achy and sore, he’ll collapse on the couch, tugging you down with him. early morning? midafternoon? dusk? I hope you’re ready for König, human furnace that he is, to cuddle up to you. he’s in a state of exhaustion and hunger after being in the field, half asleep and eating something. he runs incredibly warm, and being tucked against him? it’s nearly guaranteed to have you drifting off. the combination of his steady heartbeat and the warmth radiating off of him is wonderful, he takes his job as a pillow very seriously. if you fall asleep on or next to him he won’t move. does he have to use the bathroom? he can hold it, he doesn’t want to disturb you
once it’s time to actually get ready for bed he’s making sure you’re nice and relaxed. are his hands rough and calloused? yes they are, but if he puts a little lotion on them and gives you a massage? oh, it’s lights out for you. if you let him, König will work his hands from your shoulders to your feet, concentrating on making you go boneless. he’ll get you a cup of water in case you get thirsty in the middle of the night good luck getting to it if he has you locked against his chest. he lives for pampering his sleepy little Maus, tucks you against him while playing with your hair. combing through your hair with his fingers, gently scratching your scalp, it soothes him as much as it soothes you
König absolutely adores how clingy you get when you’re drowsy, butterflies fluttering in his stomach when you seek him out. he doesn’t have the heart to push you away, he never will. his lap is always available to you, whether you want to use his thighs as a pillow or straddle them and lay against him. he’ll let you absentmindedly toy with him, enjoys the feeling of your hands messing with his hair or kneading his muscles. he lives for the way your eyes droop, eyelashes hanging low as you fight off a nap. if you want, he’ll let you dumbly suck on his neck or fingers, the soft repetitive feeling relaxing the both of you - he doesn’t mind a little drool, don’t worry Schatz
CW: Fem!Reader, safe, sane, consensual somno, sleepy sex, cockwarming, fingering (fem!receiving), handjob, no condom - wrap it before you tap it, manifesting needy gentle big guy König (my heart— [explodes])
König loves soft sex before going to bed or early in the morning when you wake up. if you need a little extra warmth, other than his body enveloping you, he’ll gently prep you before sinking into you. it always feels better when you’re both relaxed, König’s barely-there thrusting and your halfhearted grinding. delightfully full, warmth pooling in your gut, sometimes you both fall asleep before anything really gets going. it’s not something you can really escape in the middle of the night, König’s thick arms secure around your waist, his face pressed to your neck. he can get a little twitchy, lost in his dreams and breathing against you, he can’t help the way his hips jolt a little every once in a while
he’ll make it up to you in the morning if you’re in the mood, soft groans and choked moans leaving him as he gently works himself into you again and again. between your sleepy moans and how warm you are against him he doesn’t last long, overstimulated from being snug inside of you. he’ll go until you orgasm, muffling his whines against the crook of your neck. helps you clean up, sweetly kissing your thighs while gently cleaning up your slick skin. he’ll help you to the shower, both your heads a little fuzzy from a blissful morning. he’ll shampoo and condition your hair for you if you want, careful not to be too rough. it makes him smile when you yawn, leaning into his touch as your eyes flutter shut - warm water lulling you back into a comfortable headspace
König who’s apprehensive about touching you purposely in your sleep - even when you tell him it’s okay, that you’d like him to. he just doesn’t want to hurt you, doesn’t want to ruin your beauty sleep and accidentally wake you up. “You don’t have to, you can if you want, König.”, your tired smile easing his nerves. nothing happens for a couple days, business as usual as you go about the normal routine. until one night, the cold air outside forgotten with the temperature of your room, the blankets draped over you warm and cozy. König stares at the ceiling, aching cock restrained by his boxers. five minutes, five horrible minutes of waking up and not moving, thinking about taxes and deployments - anything to get his early morning wood down. when you shift beside him he glances at you, heat rushing up his neck to his face
he’s quiet when he tugs his underwear down, wincing when the mattress dips as he shifts. his gaze lingers on your face, soft and calm as you breathe out. he doesn’t think he can properly fuck you, not like this, but he’ll make it work. careful as he shimmies your underwear down, breathing a little heavier as he runs his index finger across your slit. he’s a little mesmerized as he works his digit into you, gaze switching between your cunt and face whenever you make a small noise. his middle finger slips in too, coaxing you open as you sleep. honestly, he gets a little caught up in it, momentarily forgetting about his weepy cock. you’re just so pretty like this, body limp and relaxed, letting him touch you like glass. pulling his hand away, the moves a little closer, slowly rubbing his tip against your clit
he’s carefully, a little nervous as he presses himself to you. shuddering when he bullies his head into you, little, controlled bucks of his hips making him whine softly. he doesn’t want to push his luck, stilling himself as he breathes out. he can do it, he’ll make sure you don’t wake up. swallowing thickly, he moans quietly as he pumps his cock, shallow little movements as he fucks his tip into you. you feel so warm, slick around what he’s worked into you. just a little faster, he’ll be quick - jerking himself off with his leaky tip snug inside of you— you’ll wake up with him leaking out you. that’s what you want, right? your half-lidded eyes looking up at him when you told him, voice low and raspy from the nap you had taken, sleepy smile on your lips. it’s okay if he uses you a little, liebling, he’ll make it up to you when the sun rises, eat himself out of you if you want
the thought alone has König shuddering, his hand gripping himself a little firmer as he works just a little more of himself into you, nerves searing up his spine as he gasps. it’ll keep your tummy nice and warm, maybe you’ll thank him with a dopey little smile, soft spoken praise for doing a good job. he’s quick to pull out afterwards, gently tugging your underwear back up. chest raising and falling, he sits back, eyes glued to the little damp spot on your crotch. you were so good for him too, sleeping through his depravity and dreaming. he’s careful as he settles back under the covers, tucked himself back into his boxers. he’ll worship you in the morning, kiss you like porcelain and handle you with care. his sleepy girl deserves to be comfortable
bonus thought because the voices won’t shut up
CW: still Fem!Reader and sleepy sex, stuffed animal
König buying the softest, cutest stuffed animal. he knows you like them, and he thought it’d be a nice gift. it’s good to cuddle with at night, especially when König is on a deployment and can’t be there for you. it’s hardly a replacement for the behemoth of a man, not nearly as warm and firm as he is, but the little stuffie does it’s job. and, oh, is it worth it to come home to you padding around with it, tired little yawn leaving you as you hug it to your chest. he’s tired too, kicking off his boots as you happily approach him, a little lethargic and dreamy as you hug him, your precious little stuffie squished between him and you
it’s not his fault you look adorable, taking his hand before leading him to bed. resting sounds amazing, compared to the piss poor cot he had to sleep on while deployed, your shared bed is a luxury. but he isn’t lulled to sleep when he gets into bed, and it’s not too long until you’re moaning prettily for him. eyes fluttering closed and clinging to your gift from him, you look so soft. he’s a little rougher than usual, murmuring soft apologizes that are in one ear and out the other. he’s filling you up so nicely, his pace is still comfortable - a consistent rocking that leaves you dizzy and blissful. you’re sure that you’ll be drifting off as soon as you’re done, mind already foggy. content, his chapped lips pressing a featherlight kiss to your forehead as you moan, stuffie held close to your chest as you nod off, König slowly pulling out and petting your hair
#who’s ready for a Long Post#not self indulgent at all [lying through my teeth] I promise [fingers crossed behind my back]#UH happy Thanksgiving I guess lmao#konig#könig#könig cod#könig call of duty#könig headcanons#konig x you#konig x reader#könig x you#könig x reader#cod#cod thoughts#cod smut#call of duty#hit post
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Shen Qingqiu: Hey Airplane, stupid question, but mpreg doesn't exist in PIDW, right?
Shang Qinghua: ...
Shen Qingqiu: RIGHT?!
Shang Qinghua: Nah, I don't believe so
Shen Qingqiu, wiping his forehead: Phew, you had me for a moment there
A Week Later
Mu Qingfang: You are pregnant
Shen Qingqiu, stewing in rage: This is all Shang Qinghua's fault!
Mu Qingfang: ...Shang-Shixiong got you pregnant?
#sqq: so i keep randomly throwing up#sqh: i've read enough fanfiction to see where this is going#mpreg doesn't exist in PIDW bc it's very straight#SVSSS on the other hand...#does that mean that sqh wasn't technically lying?#no he absolutely was lying through his teeth#i also like to think that rumors of sqh impregnating sqq reaches the demon realm#demon: my lord it seems like advisor shang impregnated one of the peak lords#mbj breaking a table: it should've been me!#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#cumplane#platonic cumplane#this is a bingqiu baby#this time...#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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So in your Magical Girls AU, there's these little gremlin creatures that practically possess you, right? I have two (technically three) questions about this, if you don't mind? First, are the shadowy Venom creatures related to the Sun & Moon creatures in any way? Literally the only difference between them so far is the fact that if possessed by S&M you can control your own body, while the exact opposite happens if you get got by the Shadowy guys. Well, that and coloring, but other than that they're weirdly similar. I don't doubt that Sun and Moon can take over your body if they wanted to, they just don't for whatever reason they might have. Or I might just be a weirdo who connects everything even though it really shouldn't be connected- Who knows- XD
Second, is there any possible way to fight back against the shadow-things? Maybe not all the way, but at least enough to control your own body? Like, for example, if someone through sheer willpower/some sort of magical artifact pushed it back to a halfway-mark? Maybe it'd actually fuse with them, eating away at their sanity as time and time again someone tried and failed to pry it off of them, up until they turn to insanity to get this thing out of them, losing themself in the process.
...Could that have happened to William if he's in this AU-?
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As for your first question…
According to little sun they are very different from specters
Nothing like them at all
No siree
#fnaf daycare attendant#sundrop#moondrop#magical girl au#ask#my art#little sun isn’t totally lying through his teeth#probably#and as for William…
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When Lavellan says
Banal nadas
she says in the tempo of how Solas did when talking to the nightmare demon at Adamant. Then when she finishes with
Ar lath ma vhenan
she says it in the tempo of how Solas did when he first told her he loves her.
#the emphasis is the same the tempo is the same the sentiment is the same#I SEE YOU VOICE ACTORRRRR#totally normal abt this#<- lying through my teeth#da4#solas#dragon age#solavellan
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I posted something to r/advice on Reddit, pretending I was Martin in early season 1, and people are taking it seriously..
#the magnus archives#tma#tma season one#tma s1#martin blackwood#magnuspod#rusty quill tma#guys i’m actually losing my shit#the people responding thinking they’re giving real advice#like girl i’m lying through my teeth rn but thank you#office job roleplay time#casually dropped the part abt workplace deaths in and somehow no one has called me on it
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Fangs of Fortune - Episode 7.
#fangs of fortune#hou ming hao#tian jia rui#chen du ling#cdrama#my gifs#gif warning#zyz lying through his teeth like a liar. love this for him#also... babe why didn't you tell us about your bitter ex..#what's he gonna do to us...
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Some Business Bozo puts a hit out on Vlad. It's one of Vlad's earliest victims, back before he knew how to properly cover his tracks but there were so few metas no one knew exactly what the hell happened. BB had his entire fortune and company stolen and has spent the rest of his life building up enough fortune to hire the best assassin to murder this bastard.
Enter Slade Wilson.
Slade has recently accepted the job to kill Vlad Masters. During preliminary research, Slade discovers Daniel Masters, formerly Fenton, the godchild Vlad adopted after his family died in an accident. The godchild who despises Masters for murdering his friends and family. The godchild who is willing to sell Masters out in a heartbeat if it means being free.
The Terminator and the Ghost Boy strike a deal. Slade even grows fond of the little maniac.
#murder uncle slade wilson#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp crossover#dc crossover#c: vlad masters#c: slade wilson#c: danny fenton#Slade lying through his teeth: Hey Nightwing this is your clone#Danny: Yo#Dick: omg am i a dad? did you make me a dad without my consent!?#in slade's defense they do look alike when wearing a domino#he's always willing to mess with nightwing#danny doesn't need a new dad but grows to like his new guardian/uncle#Slade: why did i take in this sassy lost child?#Danny: bc I can make you this (gives him a gun that makes bullets intangible until they reach the target)
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#i hate them#(lying through my teeth)#skk#soukoku#bungou stray dogs#izzie posts#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#bungo stray dogs#bsd fifteen#bsd stormbringer#bsd soukoku#bsd skk#dazai chuuya age fifteen#bsd memes#bsd funny#i’m in a silly goofy mood#bsd season five
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normal people mountain
#until dawn#ud#josh washington#hannah washington#mike munroe#emily davis#jack fiddler#also dr hill very sporadically#pretzel's art#hiiiii ive been normal today (lying through gritted teeth)#keep listening to pine point by pup which is a Very untildawn song#jacks beanie hair based on mr fessenden's... untamed ordeal which rocks#anyway enjoy ive been having an internal renaissance hence the icon change lol#you could find my ancient ud art if you wanted But why do that when ive finally drawn it again
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girl help i am surrounded
heres my art vs artist for 2024, alternatively titled Oops! All Rhan!
#oc: Rhan Becker#fhr#sidestep#art vs artist#art vs artist 2024#oc art#b33tleart#i'll make a rhanless version because i did make some good art this year without them too.#i am not hopelessly dependant on the blorbo (lying through my teeth)
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#SAMWENA: change the prophecy
#samwenaedit#samwena#rowena macleod#sam winchester#sam x rowena#spnedit#supernatural#vid: supernatural#liz's edit tag#otp: dibs on samuel#ha. ha ha. ha ha ha.#yeah i'm fine this is fine i'm handling this all. fine.#i can be normal about them!#(i'm lying through my teeth)
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