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😭😭😭 my phone is begging me to put tumblr down like a sick animal...
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You know for comedians, you're all a little out of touch.
HACKS Season 3, Episode 4 "Join the Club"
#tw homophobia#hacks hbo#deborah vance#tvfilmgifs#tvgifs#tvandfilm#lgbtsource#tvedit#so many things i wanted to gif from ep 3#AND THEN EPISODE 4 HAPPENED#so much to unpack here friends#this was so personal to her#even when ava asks if she was defending her#she redirects with a joke#ahhhhhhhhhhhhh#ALSO THE STUFF ABOUT HER DAD AFTER THE DJ EP#JPL LOVE LOVE LOVE TO DROP INFO THAT IMMEDIATELY RECONTEXTULIZES WHAT WE'RE BEING SHOWN#and just the way i have to keep reminding myself she went a YEAR without ava's influence#she is so cut off and cold to those around her especially dj#because ava was the one that challenged her to open up#ava is the catalyst#and with out her it was SAFE and she regressed#AND NOW SHE'S BACK#the way she simultaneously can't be vulnerable enough to say she was defending ava and cares about her#but also absolutely the INTERPRETATION for more is there#and i actually can't handle people acting like they KNOW it's difinitively not that
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out w these tall clowns 🌲🌸
#who up yume-ing their ocs w characters (me)#yumeship#matsukawa issei#haikyuu oc#hanamaki takahiro#haikyuu#mblue art#self insert#ocsona#or animesona either way its still an oc who may look similar to my sona 🧍#seijohbros au#this thing took too long (can you tell. this was for halloween. it is now 11/5 and i am queueing this)#and i keep taking it out of queue to drafts and putting it back bc im overthinking things and i rlly just need to drop it and move on</3#i love my blorbos sm they look ok in here actually but the process was shinji chair meme worthy i was suffering </3#context is halloween party das it (left is dressed up as that stabby ghostface guy. knife prop and mask not shown)--#--(he may have joked abt stabbing once. maybe a few times)--#--(right is an angel. kinda low effort/simple fit. ironic bc none of the ppl in the friend group are angels /hj)#in the group; ocsona is the closest to these two goofy mfs (not surprising i am in the utmv fandom. lots of goofy skeletons in there)--#--but the one they trust the most is the guy on the left !#((used the yumeship term bc my ocsona (specifically)'s main thing w them is platonic (i love silly shenanigans what can i say)--))#((--even if i sometimes want to rom smooch these dorks))#yearning about f/os (rom or plat) is so nice n fun you guys should do it n have fun n get some more whimsy in ur life 10/10 i recommend
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Los Chicos Peleandoooooo
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#song lan#xue yang#I know it makes jokes less funny if you explain them but I feel like I gotta for this one:#xue yang’s Spanish here is playing on the fact he’s a beginner (using a commonly taught phrase)#combined with the fact that he’s clearly taking what he’s heard Xiao Xingchen use.#of course XY would want to know how to cuss someone out in another language. Do you think XXC would teach him how? Nope.#XY would ask ‘How do I to someone I really hate them?’#and XXC would say ‘You tell them ‘Te Amo Mucho’ :•)’#As FAR as XY is concerned he knows *so* many swears. These words are just terms of endearment.#XXC would not swear or cuss anyone out but he *would* punctuate phrases with general terms of endearment.#More so directed towards A-Qing but Xue Yang has been proven to be a decent indirect learner.#That said he has also been shown to Not Quite Get The Nuances (consequences of observational learning).#Sadly he never had a good observational model for love or compassion B*(#Spanish speakers please oh god please correct me if I biffed something badly here. I can fix it.
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Mutuals: -posting about Lego show-
Me: dang these arts are gorgeous
Friend: there’s gay monkeys in it also
Me:
#pix habla#no I’m not on the third season already#all jokes aside the animation is just way too good like#what the heck#lego monkie kid#mmm monkey#you have shown me��� monkey#Callout post to legit 3 people lmao#yall don’t even talk to eachother you know how funny this is to me 😭#anyway love uuuuu guysssss💖💖💖
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If DC wants to keep pushing out different types of Gotham War comics for every year, they may as well make a Gotham Batman Ships war next year. They get to make light fun of their fans. Batman is spread all over somewhat romantically like hummus. They get to bring in different heroes and Gotham villains to fight reluctantly (they don’t want the Batman they just want the honor). The batkids get to sit cute on the sidelines and laugh at their dad’s misery. It’s fun
#as a batlantern fan I would find satisfaction in Hal floating through Gotham wondering why he’s even here lmao#but it’s all fun and games for me until I have to serve for batlantern 😔#for anyone who takes this seriously… tis a joke#the batkids will actually have to do something when Superman takes the lead#they rally behind Wonder Woman but jason betrays them#she’s too good for that stinky rich man#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batlantern#superbat#brutalia#wonderbat#ghostbat#batcat#I don’t know the ship names for the others like two face and the riddler or something#so just pretend I tagged all the Gotham rogues that have shown interest#except for batjokes or whatever they call that ship#that one can choke#I guess they can be the giant storm that brings everyone together in the end#and no batcest either
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Happy 21st Anniversary to Tales of Symphonia! Our favourite Iselians are stuck in IKEA liminal space hell but they're still putting together a party to celebrate. Things aren't going quite according to plan though...
#feat. a dumbass Phantasia joke/ref I couldn't stop laughing to myself about#tried to make the logo look like both the Morrisons one and the World Tree lol#this is just something silly i wanted to put together to celebrate#but honestly i should try to do more#i go on and on about Pokemon Colosseum and *especially* XD but the truth is this game is also very important to me for many reasons#and i really feel like i should have shown that better by now#so um expect more hopefully#lloyd irving#colette brunel#genis sage#raine sage#tales of symphonia#ravinoforre
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The Yiga Clan isn’t a cult in my honest opinion.
They’re more like a crime syndicate.
If a crime syndicate was also an oppressed minority group subjected to a genocide in the distant past and continued marginalization in the present as they’re forced to lurk at the edges of and mostly outside society to eke out a living through theft and violence while the “good” members of the same minority who accepted the harsh terms of cultural genocide at the hands of the very people they served get to stand next to every other race that reviles them and call them “evil” and “traitors” because they seek justice against the divine-right monarchy that betrayed them first and have forsworn the goddess who never once deigned to help them.
They're not monsters to be mowed down, they're people. People who engage in genuine and understandable strife against authority figures who uphold systems of inequality.
...
Anyway, that's what I think.
(Edit: For even more of me rambling, see the notes.)
#yiga clan#master Kohga#((ps i only said 'crime syndicate' as a joke i don't mean that sincerely. i mean the main part of my post sincerely.))#((<--clarification bc tone on the internet sometimes doesn't come through))#anyway headcanons are headcanons but here's mine: they're not a cult and they're not indoctrinating anyone#they have beliefs about the royal family and hylian nobility and the kakariko sheikah sure#and those beliefs certainly don't line up with what those groups ('the good guys') think about themselves#but i personally don't think that makes them a cult? again imo#they also love their masters kohga but why shouldn't they? everybody play age of calamity current kohga deserves their love#he's a silly guy with flaws but he cares about his people. this is not properly shown in botw bc he's barely in it.#and it's easy to say 'they revere this looney tunes-level dork whose boss battle was a cakewalk? they must be stupid/indoctrinated!'#but uh...why couldn't they just genuinely love him and think he's cool? why's that so hard to believe?#straight up he IS cool. he just had to deal with Hylia's Chosen Hero who has constant access to a hammerspace arsenal and a Sheikah Slate#((ie kohga's own ancestors' magitech that they were forced to give up or die/be exiled for!))#he himself can clearly *use several ancient Sheikah techniques* without a slate *including magnesis* in the BotW battle!#the yiga clan did nothing wrong (they’ve done many things wrong but can you blame them?) ((you can but yet. can you??))#((this is what we call nuance. and morality not being black and white.))#((ANYWAY THAT'S WHAT I THINK))#((people are obviously allowed to think otherwise and that’s why I said ‘in my honest OPINION’ on this post! but that IS my opinion))#legend of zelda#kidk headcanons
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First, they discontinue super sons issues, bringing it back for a Halloween special edition and then ghost.
Then, they have Jon age up and date immediately in time for pride, no warning.
Then, he’s Superman.
Then, we get a super sons movie where he’s 10 again (?)
Then, they have Jon and Dick team up as a protege-mentee situation—not bad! Just…not quite the character we’ve just established. Not quite Jon
Then, they have Jon and Damian babysitting wonder woman’s daughter for *checks books* 7 years????? Making Damian and Jon 21 and 24 respectively??? Ok…?
Then, they do Beastworld, and Nightwing comics, AND Superman comics AND Wonder Woman issues with Jon in ALL OF THEM at the SAME TIME and looking vastly different in all of them, with vastly different characterizations, none of them solid, consistent, or acknowledging the fact that he’s been trapped inside a volcano and travelling the multiverse and having a boyfriend all in the same breath.
What am I supposed to be believing right now, DC.
#what am I supposed to take away from this other than Jon from their greedy stupid hands#they don’t know what to do with him or how to characterize him and it’s so so sad#his parents are CLARK KENT and LOIS LANE and he was the perfect coming of age character. so much potential.#he could be smart and sly and emotional and kind all in one in canon IN CANONNNNN#we’ve already shown it’s possible in the comics before super sons w him and his family#dc#jonathan kent#salt#super sons#trinity#girrrllll I am reading this back a few days later and when I tell you I was so mad 💀#i wrote this right after reading the newest Trinity comic and seeing Jon confirm Damian’s not straight IN A THROWAWAY JOKE HED NEVER SAY??!!#like sir. you do not speak like that but also even if you did the writers should do better to not just jump to that#anyway.
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Sometimes I remember lee know saying he wants to do a song with Seungmin and I.N bc he'd like to be a part of vocalracha and then I remember that was well over a year ago and there's still nothing.... </3
#cmonnnnn#those dudes all have been getting vocal lessons for 5 million years and have yet to get a proper song together its kinda funny#and by funny i actually cannot conceptualise the thought process of the larger skz team at jyp sometimes#like it doesnt have to be a 3racha production...... the covers and solos are p frequently done outside that so like....#?#lee knows love me or leave me cover popped off when it got released sometimes i dont really know what their managers are doing lmao#like people talk about how busy they are and they are super busy but also im p sure they cpuld have made a vocal unit song at some point in#the past year#but also they could have released the solo songs from dome tour at any point so once again its just that thing of not really understanding#jyp management and why they dont hop on some opportunities that seem fairly logical#like they better release the new songs this time around people have clearly shown a thirst its just weird#like the joke is skz is behind on trends but like. this isnt an skz member thing its a larger management thing and its a bit confusing#id presume theyd release the new solo songs maybe at the end of the tour but they didnt release the dome ones yet so its like.....#Hmmmmm#we will see i suppose
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am i the only one who found it weird that entrapta was attracted to robots and machines? which were not implied to be sentient in the slightest?
(at least emily seemed to act like a pet, i don't recall darla or that random robot being sentient at all; and it would be equally, if not more weird, if entrapta was implied to be attracted to emily)
i don't care about the sexualization since entrapta is an adult, and creators putting barely disguised adult jokes into children's shows isn't anything new. but to have the only autistic character be sexually attracted to robots is.. kinda icky to me.
#maybe i'm overreacting and it's just a joke#i just think its weird that she's the only character who's shown this way#spop critical#spop salt#spop#spop criticism#spop discourse#she ra#anti spop#entrapta
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i understand that because of the runtime it couldn't be addressed properly but i still mourn not seeing dethklok's immediate treatment of toki post rescue. or toki's belated resentment upon realizing dethklok took way longer to save him than they should've because they were out partying while he hallucinated about them. like, that deserved at least a conversation. the mixture of relief and guilt within the other four because toki is alive and back with them but deeply scarred both physically and psychologically and maybe if they had acted faster it wouldn't be this way. them having the actual talk about toki not needing to incur to strangers for love because they do love him. and a lot. dethklok actually trying to work out the things that lead them to the current situation. i have hopes that after defeating salacia they will recover their memories and can properly heal from all that but i just. i wish we would've had a proper closure to toki's arc before rushing into the end of the world. again, i understand why it had to be this way i just. i mourn the possibilities.
#rambling#toki wartooth#idk lol i just#i was looking forward to how it'd be handled because FINALLY toki's trauma was being dealt with seriously rather than an off hand joke#and we just sped through that sigh#just wish toki could've gotten a scene where he's shown he's loved and appreciated by the band just like murderface did in aotd#even if he knows now. i wish he would've been told that. he deserved to hear it.#i rlly understand and my bitterness is towards adultswim honestly#but yeah#metalocalypse#dethklok
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people are already saying that the vision won't change anyone's mind. i mean, it might change one guy's mind, one in particular who's really been deadset in his ways. won't make him hate the gods, but it'll kick his butt into gear about another problem he's got.
orym and cassida are so alike it hurts. i thought i was helping. i am helping. i want to walk alongside you. why won't you tell me anything? please trust me. i'll do anything you ask me to. all my suffering to get where i am had to have been for a reason. there is hope in everything if you just hold on to it. please don't make me do this. i'll do it if it helps you.
cassida is used time and time again by everyone, by aeor, by the gods, by ludinus all to justify their actions and to assuage their guilt. who remembers her? she was just another nasty hubris wizard, another victim killed by the wicked gods, another casualty of a war that higher powers fought amongst themselves.
orym is much the same. kicked around by the world but always staying on top. he'll do anything anybody asks of him with no care for his own well-being; pragmatic to a fault and goal-oriented as a perfect little soldier. these are not virtues.
when he cannot do something he overexerts himself. he seeks out dangerous pacts with fey hags with his own life as payment. he'll tell everyone else that they are good and kind and more than their powers, but he doesn't believe it himself. and what he gets for this devotion is mission after mission with no rest and the swinging sword over his neck telling him that it will be an eventuality that both his dearest friends will have to die by his hand.
(this isn't keyleth's fault. i'm not trying to take orym's agency from him or blame her influence fully on his suffering.)
if orym keeps pushing himself this hard and keeps justifying his self-harming, it isn't a question of if he will die, but when. ever since he got back from the moon he's been coming closer and closer to realization but hasn't quite reached it. we can only hope he sees himself in someone like her, trying her damnedest to see hope against all odds before it's too late.
#🍃#critical role#critrole#cr spoilers#orym of the air ashari#there's a very vocal minority in this fandom that gets BIG MAD whenever someone brings up orym in places he isn't#sometimes it's totally understandable#and sometimes they're just being haters but i think it's okay this time. hopefully#because they're all there watching it and logistically internalizing it#anyways stupid joke incoming 3 2 1#ludinus: now i have shown you the truth#orym: understood i will hand in my 2 week notice immediately#ludinus: wait what
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List of Beetlejuice things I own because I've just realized how insane(autistic) it is
-Beetlebear (Beetlejuice Build-A-Bear)
-Sandworm plush
-Beetlejuice cartoon T-shirt
-Beetlejuice movie T-shirt
-Beetlejuice musical hoodie
-Sandworm sweatshirt
-Beetlejuice loungefly backpack
-Beetlejuice Funko pop
-Beetlejuice Funko pop keychain
-Adam/Barbara/Handbook for the Recently Deceased spirt Halloween keychain (which is on the Beetlejuice loungefly backpack)
-Beetlejuice piggy bank (not a big but idk what else to call it)
-Beetlejuice musical bag
-Five Beetlejuice musical playbills
-Beetlejuice Christmas ornament
-Beetlejuice Halloween costume (which I still wear as normal clothes)
-Handmade Beetlejuice bracelet (that I'm matching with my mom with >:33)
-Beetlejuice gloves
-Beetlejuice beanie
-"Never Trust The Living" pin
-Beetlejuice patch
-Beetlejuice tin of candy (blue raspberry flavored >:3)
#21 things! yippee!!!#sandworm popcorn bucket I'm coming for you next#beetlejuice#beetlejuice musical#for context of the playbills me and my parents accidentally got three more but then I gave one to my friend#I know I make it sound like a joke or a bad thing but I just love this franchise so much it makes me really happy#and all the stuff I have related to it also makes me happy#who know that seeing Beetlejuice at universal studios one time as a kid would lead to who I am know#I just love ripple effects but they also scare me#what if me and my parents didn't see Beetlejuice at the parks? would they have ever shown me the movie?#maybe they would but I lot later and it wouldn't have the same impact on me#idk man I just be thinking#I think about that too with the muppets#if I was never bought a big bird plush? what if we never saw Muppet vision 3d?? what if I was never brought to see Muppets 2011??#WHO WOULD I BE???#someone take this computer away from me#nix yells into the void
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NO!!!! DON’T MAKE KATE STEWART STRAIGHT!!!!
#doctor who#dw#dr who#15th doctor#fifteenth doctor#kate stewart#kate lethbridge stewart#unit#empire of death#dw spoilers#not her holding hands with that man at the end#where did osgood go? come back#adding another tag to say that this is a silly haha joke#because some people think i’m trying to be biphobic or something#i am bisexual i promise it was not my intention#i just saw her holding hands with a man she was never previously shown to have much chemistry with and worked from there#i do not care what kate’s sexuality is#i was simply making a joke on the widespread headcanon of her being gay
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These two are literally best friends.
They have sleepovers and they were one of the first pairs to bond with each other once they both got to Spider society.
They told me themselves 🤷🏾♀️😭 Truth‼️
#across the spiderverse#spiderman: across the spiderverse#margo kess#gwen stacy#ghostbyte#their friendship that is not shown 😭#if they saw the way y’all are just putting them against each other—>#they’d laughed and make inside jokes about it#‘’That’s way people think I’m better than you 🤪’’#‘’Yea? Well that’s why people DOG on you 💀’’#‘’That’s why the cafeteria completely messed up your order yesterday 😭’’#“’’That’s why I’m about to shave the rest of your hair off tonight and blame it on Hobie 🤪’’#‘’MARGO PLS NO 😭’’#‘’YOU STARTED THIS!’’#‘’AND I’LL FINISH IT!’’#*both of them laughing uncontrollably*
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