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[slayfics]

Is this spider man?

[the-shifting-long]

@ anybody who's started getting interested in slay the princess after watching Markiplier play it: trust me. trust me on this. stop watching his playthrough. don't even think about his playthrough. ideally wait for the pristine cut to be released (completely free expansion to the game.) but if you're impatient it's complete as-is. go play it yourself. as blind as possible. trust me. TRUST ME. the game is SO MUCH BETTER when you're the one behind the wheel, making all the choices, and you don't know what will happen when you make them.

it's a very, very, very good game, if you can't afford it the devs are perfectly fine with piracy, there are two of them, they have plenty of the money they need to support their future projects, you can always buy the game later or official slay the princess merch to support them financially, i'm telling you this for your own good, trust me, you want to play it yourself and you want to avoid Markiplier's playthroughs until you do.

[raindropdragon]

Opportunist Long Quiet is absolutely terrifying

Like, holy shit, look at those TEETH

[the3rddenialist]

[slayfics]

I write directly on to tumblr like the feral person I am.

*foams at mouth*

plz reblog for science

[slayfics]

Silly thought I had,

Are your and your f/os zodiac sign compatible?

Tags: @zanarkandskylines @kingkatsuki @mintsbubbletea @unofficialmuilover @kisses-for-kai @isabeauwolf @i-need-chisaki-redemption-arc @k-atsukibakugou

[quinncadens]

Jonathan-fucking-Sims is narrating my Slay the Princess journey?! The Archivist himself?!

[bubblybloob]

So when Pristine cut comes out and everyone has time to soak it all in, you’re all going to go ahead and play Scarlet Hollow, right?

[slayfics]

OCS are fun and creative. I can’t put into words how much fun I had designing Persuasions costume and commissioning my artists friends to bring her to life. Let people be man.

[OC X CANON APPRECIATION POST! 🩷✨]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE AND SUPPORT OC X CANON!!

[megaawkwardhuman]

[cordycepspog]

There’s something horrifyingly beautiful about Tess’s final moments. In the midst of the most dire chaos, as she waits for her death to come rushing past so she can blow it sky high and give cordyceps a big fuck you one last time, one of the infected stops. It looks at her, really looks. Her own mortality is personified in this infected. It’s death that’s looking at her, and it sees her. She looks her own death in the eye, and the suspense is so high as it approaches. But then, it doesn’t bite her throat out like we all expect it to.

It kisses her. What’s more, it kisses her gently. And I think it was a brilliant choice on the writers part, because it reminded me that the infected aren’t supposed to be evil. Sure, they’re scary as hell, but really, they’re just trying to survive. They’re connected to one another, they can feel each other from miles away. They seek out and want to be close to their own kind, just like the human survivors do. And when they do find each other, they kiss hello.

And after so long apart from a loved one, someone you know and trust with every instinct in your body, wouldn’t you want to kiss them too?

[blorbologist]

Vaxleth: cockblocked by the Matron of Raven's divine visions and the agony of a thousand years alone and the heavy responsibility on both their shoulders

Perc'ahlia: cockblocked by a grizzly bear

[slayfics]

Dead daddy.

Tagging: @ta-ni-ya @nothingtoseehere1-2-3 @larz-barz

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

[teshief]

Can I pet the birb?

yes.

[lemonlurkrr]

I like it when the snakes say things

[the3rddenialist]

With the power of editing, I can do anything!!!

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