#;verse alert

[zoomingupthathill]

UPDATED - IF YOU PREFER THE PREVIOUS VERSE ; WE CAN ALSO TALK ABOUT DOING SOMETHING DURING THAT TIMEFRAME INSTEAD -- THIS JUST SEEMED TO MAKE A LITTLE MORE SENSE. Dead By Daylight Verse (work in progress, and if you know the game and the mechanics better than I do, please give me some pointers.) If you write a Billy, and are not okay with the changes I made, we do not have to write them that way -- This verse is completely open, and can be adjusted as needed. Any interactions for this verse will take place within the new worlds, after the entity has dragged her to their own twisted idea of a game. Unless plotted otherwise. Head canons will be added, and the verse may end up growing, or dividing into separate mini verses --depending on who/how we're interacting.

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It had been a couple years after Billy's death, or what they assumed was his death -- little did she know he was actually taken by the entity... After Vecna, and once she wakes up from her coma -- the redhead never learns. Max is investigating something at The Hawkins Lab.. Trying to get to the bottom of The Upside Down, trying to get Hawkins back to normal. Fix the thing she still blames herself for.... She shouldn't have gone alone, but she didn't want to bring her friends into yet another dangerous plan. This one was on her, she would fix it, or die trying. Unfortunately things didn't go as planned, she didn't even scratch the surface on the reason that she went there -- the entity closing in on her. Snatching her up and delivering her to another dimension, or world? She isn't entirely sure.

This verse is a mixture of The Upside Down existing, but DBD taking over -- pulling her into that world instead. Facing an completely different kind of monster, entirely different challenges, and obstacles. Perks, and abilities found along the way, bettering her chances, but the idea of death, and failing loom extremely close.

In this verse she is eighteen, because the entity does not take children. So in respect to DBD, and the fact that it has been years of her being in a coma -- she's eighteen.

[livwritesstuff]

It takes two weeks from the first day of school for one of Steve and Eddie's daughters to start raising hell.

(They'd put money on it — two wagers, to be specific: how long it would take, and which kid it would be).

Last year it was Moe, and a month, and Eddie won them both.

This year —

Steve: Robbie — why on Earth would your teacher think we were okay with you bringing the lizard home?

(Needless to say, laundry is on Eddie for the next month).

Robbie: *shrugs*

Robbie: She has a signed permission slip

Steve:

Steve: I didn't sign a permission slip saying you could bring a lizard into the house.

Steve: *looks at Eddie*

Eddie, throwing his hands up in surrender: I didn't either — have a little faith, please, Jesus Christ.

Robbie: I never said you signed it.

Steve: *somewhat speechless because Robbie is only seven so he figured he'd have at least a little more time before she starting committing acts of forgery*

Hazel, somewhat out of the blue: Sometimes when lizards are scared their tails will fall off.

Steve: Okay, jeez, well, let's make sure that doesn't happen, 'kay?

Steve, to Robbie: And this better be the last time I hear about any forgery, punk.

[heartsings77]

[moronkyne]

Gregory Keaton.

Daily Headcanons

Day six; Gregory

Gabes death put him in CHECK. The whole “out of nowhere” concept of it all stuck with him. He’s getting older. Times are changing and so is the world. So is his pack. All of this stress, especially with the new beginnings in Ferris…Is it time for him to step down?

[wishiwasadruid]

Leon, to all the knights: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

[the-californicationist]

🚨Cali Alert🚨

Hey all!

Over the next few weeks (ish...), I'll be revising and reorganizing chapters of my old fic, Gunslinger. Nothing too major has changed. There are just a lot of errors and inconsistencies, and that fic means a lot to me, so I want to fix them. I know some people like the original story, though. So, this is your alert to go and download it as-is.

I have also downloaded a copy, so if you miss the window, just DM me on discord (@/californicationist), and I'll send you the unedited file. No worries.

It's only available on AO3 right now, but after editing, I might cross-post it here. It's long as hell though, so maybe it's not tumblr-ized enough. idk. Advice appreciated on that.

As a side note, my family is going through a bit of a stressful week, so to everyone who has been so patient with me and my non-existent posting schedule (and the fact that I've been afk in replying to asks, DMs, etc), thank you. Seriously. Big hugs.

Your faithful feral feline,

Cali Cat ✌️🩷

[insomnya777]

i think joel smallishbeans should blast ur so gay by katy perry and sing his heart out to it i think it would fix him

[witchofthesouls]

You know the film Who Framed Rodger Rabbit where humans and Toons live there together?

Imagine the sheer chaos to occur if any Transformers iterations landed on that type of Earth. No one knows who the fuck these giant robots are as they definitely aren't Toons. Meanwhile the bots can't help but be confused by these strange creatures living alongside the organics.

The Toons however see both factions as perfect targets for mischief. Starscream crashing into a wall via a super realistic painting, poor Optimus getting flowers full of dynamite or Bumblebee having multiple 'Kick Me I'm Fake' signs plaster on his bumper by Toon cars. Megatron feels like they landed in a looney bin as he fails to intimidate the 50th cartoon rat on the ship.

This probably lead to kidnapping a human cause no one is making progress when they're constantly getting menaced by law defying entities.

Oh man, the childhood nostalgia is so real here 🤣🤣

Look, the Toons would break the Autobots and the Decepticons. Cybertronians are not strangers to special powers, but beings that regularly defy all sense of laws in such a blase, hilarious manner without one ounce of logic yet yield so much damage?

The factions' respective medbays will be constantly full of mecha with processor crashes and circuit burnout. Soundwave, Prowl, and Red Alert will have to be put into long-term stasis for their mental and emotional health.

You want peace? Or a long-term armistice? Send in Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck as Trojan Horses.

There is no escape from their antics. Those creatures are everywhere.

Land. Sea. Air. Fucking space in a random astro-suit.

(Mechs would be driven mad trying to find who the hell is Marvin the Martian in any database. Including the Galactic Alliance.)

Even Megatron will break.

He will become hollow mech, desperate for respite, and beg for mercy. A new phobia for the fear of the sound of carrots being crunched and chewed would be implemented in their disorders. As well as Daffy's crazed laughter once they can reliably track it.

But the biggest kicker? All the humans would just chuckle or outright laugh at their declarations. Aliens? Really? Are you sure? What's the gimmick?

Many humans shake their heads, elbowing people around them because there's a new joke going around. Apparently, the Toons caught into the mecha anime explosion, so now they have sentient Gundams walking around with an epic battle of good versus evil.

(Que some Americans shouting things in Japanese. Some want to improve or keep up their language skills. Others just want to be dicks. It would be funnier if humans had so much experience picking out the robots in disguise from the Toons' general mayhem and shenanigans.)

The Toons know that those are real aliens but are too delighted by the sheer potential chaos of having fresh meat, ahem, new neighbors.

[aroace-spec-empire]

You were given the mental capacity of a peanut.

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS ASK-

This is so random fellas I can't even... 💀

I can't tell if this is trying to insult aroacespecs, trying to be funny, or if this is just a random unhinged anon who felt like leaving an unhinged ask 💀⚰️✌️

[sacred-coffin]

I haven't talked about Terzo yet, have I?

I think to think he's a fake fancy bitch. Not like he insists that he only has fancy things, but that he pretends to like fancy things.

You take him to a wine tasting, and he knows all the right things to say to make you think he's having a good time. In reality, he's dreaming about the box wine he has at home that he is going to chug later.

(box wine is one of his few secret guilty pleasures.)

He's not ashamed to say he likes """"trashy"""" things (even fancy people want to eat Taco Bell, ok?), but people like to project this illusion of grandeur on him, and he plays along. Hopefully it doesn't get to his head, yeah?

[thelordismylightandmysalvation]

Verse of the Day - Ephesians 6:18

[zoomingupthathill]

Dead By Daylight Verse (work in progress, and if you know the game and the mechanics better than I do, please give me some pointers.) If you write a Billy, and are not okay with the changes I made, we do not have to write them that way -- This verse is completely open, and can be adjusted as needed. Any interactions for this verse will take place within the new worlds, after the entity has dragged her to their own twisted idea of a game. Unless plotted otherwise. Head canons will be added, and the verse may end up growing, or dividing into separate mini verses --depending on who/how we're interacting.

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Max was investigating what was left of the old mall. Making her way through the tunnels, and secret channels. There were rumors about an alternate universe.. Sightings of the Upside Down. --Something she shouldn't have done alone, but she stuck to herself more often than not these days. After her own brothers disappearance into the mysterious world. Though that has yet to be confirmed, as far as she knows it has to do with the Demogorgons. The Entity closing in on her, snatching her up and delivering her to another dimension, or world? She is unsure.

This verse is a mixture of The Upside Down existing, but DBD taking over -- pulling her into that world instead. Facing an entirely different kind of monster, entirely different challenges, and obstacles. Perks, and abilities found along the way, bettering her chances, but the idea of death, and failing loom extremely close.

[aspirant1598]

[cuteniaarts]

Hey 🗑️🔥 gang (@katkastrofa @rokurookajima @shadelorde)…

Heard you guys like feral women 😏😏😏

[incorrectbatfam]

Theory: Miguel isn't the original anomaly, it's Olivia Octavius

In ATSV it's not stated when other-universe Miguel is killed and current-Miguel takes his place, and we know it's been over a year since Miles became Spider-Man and defeated Ock/Kingpin and Olivia was sucked into the multiverse

Given that Miguel, presumably, set up the entire Spider society, we can assume some time has passed between when his "daughter" disappears and when he becomes the Spider society leader. But again, the movie never says how long. It's possible that Olivia set up her presence in dead-Miguel's universe first, hired some henchman, and one of them killed that universe's Miguel and was replaced by 2099

Wrong fandom but I'm listening

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

*throws slugcats at Charlie.*

"all of them melted upon touching me, except this one."

"tis a resilient creature."

"I shall name it Grathor and I shall keep it in my office where the walrus won't eat it."

"it has earned my mercy and respect."

Charlie proceeded to lick it's head like a mother cat cleans it's children, because he also did the same to his walrus, before walking away to put Grathor in it's new bed.