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starlight-rainbow · 28 days ago
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I have heard you are extremely well endowed below the belt.
Mt. Star isn't known for an extreme climate. Nonetheless, the scenery from its peak is breathtaking, and the ride down its generous slope is quite the rush.
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ampersketch-art · 8 days ago
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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
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yuttikkele · 16 days ago
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
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zhoudadudugongjin · 2 months ago
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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
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plant-based-person · 2 months ago
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had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”
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ryderdire · 2 months ago
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Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today
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I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 
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sp1resong · 8 months ago
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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways
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astriiformes · 3 days ago
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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.
Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.
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mikkaeus · 7 days ago
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modernchemical · 5 months ago
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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
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grandpayaoi · 1 month ago
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this is a joke about anime porn. get real
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starlight-rainbow · 2 months ago
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All of the sex+romance please~
You better read them all, mama; I'm holding you accountable. @yoon-ji-hoo
🌟 What is your sexual/romantic orientation?
I don't have one; I like what I like.
💦 At what age did you lose your virginity?
As I don't fully understand the concept, I can't give you a straight answer. I'm sorry, sister. [He was thousands of years old already.]
😘 Would you have sex on the first date?
Mm, I would and have. If we have the chemistry and the mutual desire, why shouldn't we?
😊 Would you ever ask someone on a date?
Mm, I'm usually the one who initiates a date.
👍 Do you prefer to be asked on a date, or would you rather do the asking?
I don't mind asking; the people I'm attracted to tend to be a little shy and awkward, so if I don't ask, nothing will ever happen. It can be discouraging, but I have enough self-assurance to handle it. It would be nice to be asked, from time to time.
😉 What are your fetishes/kinks?
Ask again separately, if you're really curious.
💬 When did you go on your first date?
Oh, it was so long ago. I think it was with Valencia, but I didn't know it was a date. I didn't even know she liked me.
💯 What is your ideal date?
It would depend on who it's with. I used to fantasize about chasing a lover through a garden and rolling around in a field while kissing passionately. Gazing up at them with the sun behind their head like a halo. Telling them how beautiful they are, while holding their hand. It's still a cute thought, but I'm not as much of a romantic idealist anymore.
💗 Have you ever been in love?
Mm, I have been deeply in love.
👠 What was your last serious relationship like?
It was chaotic, but warm and sweet. Thinking about it makes my heart melt, because I miss the way it felt.
👰 Would you ever get married?
Yes; I was engaged to be married from a very young age.
🌼 Would you prefer a big wedding or a small wedding?
I think I would like a small, intimate wedding. But any wedding I have will likely be a large, grandiose one.
🍬 Are you a sub, dom, or switch?
It depends on who I'm with, but most of my mutual attractions are with people who are more submissive, so I take on a dominant role most often.
🏩 What was your first time like?
Painful.
🎆 Are you into monogamy?
I prefer a relationship to be more open, because it's normal where I'm from. But I'm passionate enough to happily maintain a monogamous relationship.
💕 Would you ever be in a polyamorous relationship?
Mm, I would. I have been in something like one; I dated a married couple, but I didn't like the dynamic, so the conditions would have to be right.
🔥 Would you ever be up for a threesome?
I don't prefer them, but they're okay. I've been in many. If it's with two people I care deeply about, it's fun.
👮 Have you ever had sex in public?
Yes.
💔 What was your first heartbreak?
Answered.
💋 How many people have you slept with?
💑 What are your requirements for a potential partner?
Mutual respect, mutual love, and a balanced dynamic.
I don't know.
👀 Are you the type to sleep around?
It would seem that way, but I'm not extremely promiscuous; I just like to flirt.
👎 Would you ever cheat on your partner?
Cheating is a complicated concept to me. I think I understand it, but everyone I know has a different definition. What's your definition of cheating, sister?
😳 What was your worst romantic/sexual relationship?
It was with a violent brute. [Ares, god of war.]
💲Would you ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich?
No; I don't need or want money that badly.
👓 Would you ever lie for sex?
No; I don't need or want sex that badly.
👿 Would you ever blackmail someone into sex?
No; I don't like raping others.
🎥 Who is your celebrity crush?
Does @yuujibaba count?
🎀 Who would you sleep with if nobody ever had to know?
Takumi, but I don't care about anyone knowing.
💍 Have you ever had a one-night stand?
Mm, I've had many one-night stands, but not in a long time.
💝 Do you like Valentine’s Day?
Valentine's Day is fine.
💘 What are the ways you say ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?
Answered.
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gumy-shark · 8 days ago
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20K HN… THE LOANS…
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boltlightning · 1 month ago
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not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened
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beaft · 2 months ago
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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:
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