#;;he's not a rabbit but hES KINdA cUTE I guess; he's trying to be

[somanyratsinthewalls]

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HI SORRY THIS TOOK A BILLION YEARS BUT GUESS WHAT IT'S DONE NOW :) thank you for your patience sweet friend

Pairing: Trafalgar Law x Female Reader

Trope/Prompt: Friends to Lovers x Body Worship

Summary: Law finds out you've never had an orgasm. A doctor treats a patients ailments. You get the idea. MINORS DNI

WC: 3100 hehe

TWs: inexperienced reader, alcohol consuption, fingering, oral sex f receiving, power dynamic kinda, smooth talking Law, body worship and praise, pet names, ugh it's porn.

Climax (+18)

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Sure, the Heart Pirates weren’t the scariest or the biggest or the baddest pirate crew out there… but they were still pirates at the end of the day. The Heart Pirates could drink. Although Law himself didn’t indulge in as many rowdy evenings as the other members of his crew, he still enjoyed socializing with them. They were his crew, after all. 

This particular evening, Law found himself bored of his work and decided to venture out from his office and into the common areas of the ship. Law shuffled tiredly towards the sound of glasses clinking and slurred voices talking over each other. He almost decides to turn back to his bedroom and try to get some shut eye. His back ached, the twinge in his muscles pleading with him to go to sleep, but he hears something else. Your lilted giggle floats through the metal halls of the submarine and straight into his ears. He wanted to at least see you before he went to bed… something sweet to think about as he fell asleep… 

“Yeah, okay well you’re stupid, so.” You sip from your freshly cracked beer and roll your eyes at Shachi. 

“Wow! What a good insult, y/n! You’re so fucking creative!” Shachi jeers at you with a big fake smile on his face. “I set you up, and you lost! You have to finish your drink, I don’t care that you just opened a new one!” 

“Unless you want me to barf on your cards, probably not.” You chuckle. 

“And I have seen her throw up. It is NOT cute.” Ikkaku pipes up. Ikkaku leans in and whispers purposefully loudly to Penguin. “Shes a scream-puker.”

“Okay so, I am not a scream-puker!” You defend yourself. 

“Yeah, you are.”

Your head whips around towards the galley door. Law stands there leaning against the frame, looking exhausted, but that wasn’t out of the ordinary for him. 

“Last time you had the flu I thought we were under attack and sounded the Tang’s defensive alarm.” Law says as he smirks at you. 

You pout and turn back to the table. 

“Okay that one time… and I was really sick, you know!” You huff. 

“Room for one more?” Law grabs a beer out of the fridge and sits down at the dining table without waiting for a response. 

“Of course, Captain!” Ikkaku chimes in. “We were just telling Shachi he has to finally tell that girl from the last island to stop calling him.” 

“She’s sooooo hot though! And she’s totally into me!” Shachi pleads his case. 

“We will never see her again!” You interject. 

“So? She doesn’t know that! And besides, the phone sex is better than nothing-” 

“You’re having phone sex? Here? On my ship?” Law immediately butts in and cocks his head in confusion. 

“… is that? Is that not cool? Did we have a rule about that or something?” Shachi questions. 

“No.. it’s just vile, Shachi.” Law shakes his head. 

“Hah! He thinks you’re fuckin’ gross!” Ikkaku points and laughs directly at Shachi who was making quite the face. You couldn’t help but laugh. 

“Oh whatever, I’ve been getting the best sleep of my life thanks to this! I’m like, almost twice as productive as I normally am!” He tries to build his case back up. 

“Why?” You ask, curious what those things had to do with each other. 

“What do you mean? Everyone knows how great the sleep is after you finish, am I wrong?” 

“You are correct there.” Penguin adds, sipping his beer. Ikkaku hums in agreement.

“Hah, okay. Wouldn’t know.” You add softly, secretly hoping no one would hear you. 

“What?” Ikkaku turns to you and asks. 

“Nothing it’s just that I… wouldn’t…? Know..?” Really pleading with your eyes for her to read between the lines and you wouldn’t have to say it out loud yourself. 

“Wait okay… you’ve never… had an orgasm?” Ikkaku’s eyes widen. 

“Correct.” You take a deep breath. “At least I don’t think I have.” You feign a laugh. 

“Oh you’d KNOW.” Shachi affirms from across the table, also staring at you with a bewildered expression. “Woah… that’s crazy. Are you a virgin or something?” He continues. 

“No!” You defend yourself. “The guys I’ve been with just suck, apparently. Can we stop talking about this?” You knit your eyebrows together and rub your eyes. 

“No way this is fascinating. How old are you? Twenty five? And you’ve never had an orgasm? Like never once? Even by yourself?” Ikkaku probes further. 

“Oooookay guys I never miss a good time to shut the fuck up, so I am going to head to bed!” You stand up from the table and straighten out your boiler suit. You were met with pleas and apologies from your crew mates, while your captain remained stoic during the entire exchange. You felt his eyes burning a hole through you as you left the galley. 

You swiftly make your way through the metal corridors of the ship towards your stateroom. You weren’t upset at your crew mates, it really was fascinating how you had made it this long in your life without feeling the peak of physical pleasure. It wasn’t for lack of trying, you had tried several times to pleasure yourself… and taken a small handful of lovers, none of whom could make you cum. 

You slip off your boiler suit and let it fall to the floor in an off-white heap. You pick out some grey pajamas, a thin camisole and matching shorts, throw it on and sit on your bed to brush out your hair. You untie your hair from the thick bun on your head and let it cascade down your bare shoulders. 

You had almost finished brushing our your locks when you notice the room has somehow changed… as if in the blink of an eye everything was sheathed in a faint blue glow. A familiar blue… 

“Wait no!” You could barely yelp out before you ass meets a different surface in an instant. “Ah!” You gasp and open your eyes to see that you’re no longer in your own bed, but in Law’s. You blink rapidly for a few moments to try and regain your surroundings. You catch your breath. 

You look up and see Law standing at the edge of his bed, looking at you with his shirt unbuttoned. Did he already have it unbuttoned when you were drinking… or did he take it off since then…? 

“Gods, Law.” You sigh and shake your head. “You can’t keep doing that to people. You could have just called my snail or something.” 

“Heard Shachi’s been keeping the line busy tonight.” Law looks down at your barely covered form on his bed. You push your legs up to your chest and wrap your arms around them. He smirks. “So… is it true?” Law walks slowly around to the side of the bed, eyes never leaving yours. He was like an animal stalking its prey. 

“T-the orgasm thing?! T-thats what you brought me here to talk about?!” You could feel your cheeks flush bright red. You sink your head further behind your legs. “I-it’s really not a big deal…” You turn your eyes down to avoid his gaze. 

“You know, the human orgasm is really just a tool.” Law continues eyeing your body and ignoring what you had just said. “The reason it feels so good goes back to our earliest days of evolution. All living organisms, even plants, exist with one similar purpose in common. Do you know what that is, y/n?”

You pick your head up a bit from behind your knees. 

“T-to… n-not get eaten by a larger thing?” You sputter out.

“Reproduction.” Law answers his own question. “Every creature is designed with a primal need to create more of itself…” He paces towards his nightstand and back before taking his massive sword off his back and setting it against the bedpost. “The male orgasm is necessary for human reproduction, obviously. But the female orgasm…” He trails off and you look up and lock eyes. “Is it a bit more complicated…” 

“O-okay?”

“Some professionals say the spasming of the female reproductive organs during orgasm allows for easier penetration through the cervix for the ejaculate to pass through… and some say the female orgasm doesn’t even exist at all…” 

“Are you seriously doctor-ing me about this?!?” You finally find your voice a bit stronger in your throat. “I’ve lived this long without it and-“

“I however, y/n, don’t care what the purpose of it is. And I do know it exists. And I plan on giving you at least one this evening.” Law says as he sheds his button down off his shoulders, letting it fall to the floor. Tattoos on full display, his chiseled abdominal muscles right at your eye level paired with the topic of conversation made you press your legs together even harder. 

“C-captain that is highly unnecessary and unprof-“ You try to protest shakily. 

“Nonsense.” Law steps so his thighs are against the edge of the bed. His right hand comes up to drag two fingers up your calf and rest his palm on your knee. He rubbed soft circles onto your knee with his thumb. “Now if you’re done being so stubborn, we can get started.” 

You leaned back on your elbows and blinked up at the man standing before you, your captain. You couldn’t believe this was really happening, but you were too stunned to question it. You trusted him with your life and more, why not let him try and help you?

“Alright.” You say softly, more to yourself than to Law. 

“Good. Now take your clothes off.” 

You cock your head back in surprise and your eyes widen. 

“Getting straight to it I guess…” You chuckle nervously. 

“We can go slower, if you’d like?” Law takes his hand off your leg, a genuine look of care in his grey eyes. 

“No no! I-it’s fine! I just didn’t, you know… like… well I wasn’t really planning for anyone to see me naked tonight is all!” You say awkwardly. 

“The only thing I care about tonight is pleasuring you. Will you let me?”

You don’t say anything in response, but you lift your thin grey camisole over your head and throw it to the floor. You didn’t look up to see Law’s response, you just shimmied your shorts down your legs and resumed your position laying on Law’s bed. 

Fully bare in front of your captain, you could feel your cheeks become hotter than they’ve ever been. 

“So what should-“ You begin.

“Fucking gorgeous.” Law interrupts. 

“S-sorry?” You question. 

“You are so fucking hot. So pretty.” Law was no longer staring into your eyes, but raking his gaze all over your naked body. “Spread your legs for me, yah?” Law asks, a bit more pleading than his normal demanding tone. It was like something shifted in him once you had taken your clothes off. He returns his hand to your knee, bringing his other hand as well this time to gently push your legs open to expose your sex to him. You hear him suck in a breath. 

Suddenly, Law pounces on you. You’re knocked back on the bed further and your head hits the mattress. Law chuckles playfully above you as he supports himself on his hands, black shaggy hair falling towards your face. 

“Hi.” He grins down at you. 

“H-hi..” You manage to smile back. Law leans down further and begins placing wet kisses along your neck, craning your head to the side almost involuntarily.  “O-oh okay.. t-that’s fine… AH!” You feel a cold hand pinch your left nipple.  

“So sensitive… this is going to be easy..” You feel Law’s mouth curve into a smile as he litters more kisses on you, this time across your collarbone. He moves his head lower and captures your right nipple in his soft lips and sucks gently. You let out a long sigh and throw your head back against the mattress further. Quiet gasps left your mouth as he worked your chest in his hands and tongue. 

Without fully realizing that Law’s hand had left your breast, you feel it cup your mound firmly without warning. You try to close your legs instinctively at the sudden contact. 

“Ah ah, no y/n. You’ve been hiding this pretty thing from me for too long.” Law says as he pulls back from your chest. He pressed his fingers against the top of your slit and started rubbing it in circles. “I promise it’ll feel so good.”  

Law leans up and places a gentle kiss on your parted mouth, you were too dazed to kiss him back just yet. He pulls away and settles himself on the floor on his knees in front of where you were laying. Strong arms hook under your knees and drag you swiftly so that your legs were hanging off the bed and your sex was mere inches from his hungry gaze and spit-slicked lips. 

“Even more fucking beautiful than I’d imagined…” Law says as he spreads your pussy with his thumb and forefinger, exposing your throbbing clit and dripping hole to him. “So eager and ready for me…” 

“Wait you imagi- SHIT!” You cry out as you feel Law’s hot tongue lap at your clit. It was so good, so thoughtful, so precise… he knew exactly what he was doing. “Oh my god-“ You had never received better head and he was only just getting started… maybe he was going to fulfill his promise. He alternative between suckling at your sensitive pearl and taking wide swaths over your whole sex with his entire mouth, as if he was trying to drink up every last drop your pussy was offering him. 

“So sweet…” You could barely understand what Law was muttering about, he was so drunk off your essence that all you could really hear was pained moans and groans of “mmhmmpph” as he enjoyed your taste. Your back was arching off the bed and you grabbed at Law’s hair, pulling him impossibly closer to you as you wanted to make sure he kept going. 

You moaned loudly as he slipped two fingers into your eager hole. He distracted you with harsh sucks to your clit as he crooked his fingers upwards inside of you. 

“Wait fuck!” You cry out, feeling a foreign sensation as Law pulled on that spot inside your walls. 

“Yeah there it is baby… there it is right there… let it happen…” Law cooed into your wetness as he continued to hammer into your sweet spot with his two fingers. He resumed his ministrations on your clit. 

“Law! I can’t!” You gasp as that warmth and pressure in your lower half grew stronger and tighter. 

“You can… get out of that pretty little head of yours, babe. Stop thinking and just let it go…” 

You try to center yourself and clear your mind, eliminating all thoughts except for the feeling of Law’s hands and mouth on you. It wasn’t hard to do, his presence took over your every sense entirely… the heady smell of his cedar cologne, the absolute determined and lust-filled look in his eyes that were peeking up at you from between your legs, and the overwhelming feeling of his mouth lapping up your juices with fervor. 

“I-I think… ah! Fuck!” Your shoulders lurch forward on their own, your walls starting to tighten sporadically around Law’s thick fingers. 

“You’re so close, pretty girl… just a little more… squeeze those tits for me, yah?” Law asks before returning his mouth to your throbbing nub. 

You do as you’re told and you wrap your manicured hands around your own breasts. You pull desperately at your nipples and cry out from the intense pleasure. 

“Law!” You moan your captain’s name as tears prick the corners of your eyes from the sensation. 

“Cum.” Law growls.

With a strangled scream, everything in your body released and your breath caught in your throat. Euphoric waves pulsed from your sex outwards and you felt the tears fall freely from your lash line as your legs shook. Your scream turned into a moan, and then fell into a whine as you suddenly felt too sensitive to have Law’s touch on you and you squirmed away. 

You caught your breath after what could have been 30 seconds or 5 minutes and take a look between your legs. Law stared up at you, face and bangs soaked in some sort of liquid… your liquid… and a stupid grin plastered across his face. 

“Holy fuck, I’m sorry I-“ You stutter out through heaving breaths. 

“Don’t.” Law stops you. “Don’t apologize. That was so fucking hot. Didn’t peg you for a squirter. Nice.” He rubs his hands on your thighs as he stands up. Your face flushes impossibly redder. “How do you feel?” Law asks. 

“I…” You flop your head back onto Law’s bed. “I feel like I got hit by a sea train but also incredibly light? My legs feel like pudding.” You sit back up on your elbows. “Law… captain… That was amazing…” You smile up at him. 

“Good.” Law looks down at the mess you’ve made between your legs and on his comforter. He looks down at his chest and sees even more remnants of your release. 

“How about we get cleaned up before bed and I can show you a few more things, yah? You’re staying with me tonight.” Law offers you a hand and you stand up on shaky legs to follow him to the bathroom. 

“Hmmm maybe this time it can be your turn?” You glance down at Law’s obvious bulge straining against his spotted jeans. “I owe you one, right?” You smirk. 

— —

>:)

[brightbertalt]

just please teach me

michael gavey x bimbo!reader

authors note - i can’t resist this man…..he’s so nerdy and hot. also meant for female!reader

warnings - dumbification, kinda mean michael, a little praise, degradation, perv!michael, the word slut, breeding kink, accidental breeding?

god michael couldn’t wait for this.

it was your first tutoring session with him. after your failed your first math test of the semester, you decided to get some help from the smartest man you knew, who also happened to sit next to you.

“hey, you’re like super smart right?”

you asked him, peeking over at the 100% on his test. he turned his head, internally surprised you were even talking to him.

“uh, yeah. yeah i am. do you need help?”

you nodded, pouting and practically shoving your test in his face.

“i can’t even believe it! i got a 53% on this test, it was like, super hard!”

you complained, crossing your arms; which just so happened to push up your breasts. they looked so good in that tight tank top you were wearing.

“you’re asking me to tutor you?”

you scoffed out of frustration.

“duh! i don’t wanna fail!”

he was going to be your tutor. it sounded like music to his ears. michael gavey was going to be personally teaching the cutest girl he knew.

and annoying.

you yourself weren’t annoying, but the fact that someone like you, who probably didn’t even know which direction an x axis pointed, could get into oxford university. probably on a huge helping of daddy’s money is what he thought. unlike him, who actually earned his place. nonetheless, he would tutor you.

he could have some fun with that.

he saw this situation in porn all the time. dumb schoolgirl goes to someone like himself to get help, and they end up fucking like rabbits. he didn’t have any experience with women in person, but he figured porn was close enough to the real thing, right?

he wondered how sweet your voice would sound begging for him.

“sooooo, does my place sound good? i have such a cute setup it’s like, unbelievable! and im free around 6 tonight.”

“yeah, of course. i guess ill be over then..!”

he knocked on your door, trying to stop his hands from shaking. he adjusted his glasses, waiting for you to open the door.

“mikey! you’re here!”

you opened the door and hugged him. he tried not to audibly moan from the sensation of your boobs pushing against him.

“just michael is fine!”

he blurted out, nervous that you were this close to him. would he even be able to survive this night?

“i dont have any extra chairs, so we can just study on my bed! how’s that?”

you asked, walking in your dorm and sitting on your bed.

he wouldn’t be able to survive. you said that so innocently, as if you didn’t understand what two people could do on a bed. as he walked over to your bed, he didn’t expect anything different. it was adorned with pink pillows and a huge fuzzy pink blanket. it was so you.

“the thing I wasn’t really understanding was number seven. i don’t even know where to start!”

he nodded, grabbing his supplies out of his bag. how could she not understand this one? it was the easiest by far. nonetheless, he explained it in the most basic way he could. you nodded, pretending to understand.

“okay, now you try.”

you smiled dumbly, attempting to try it on your own. you stopped shortly thereafter, flipping the pencil in your hand.

“i just don’t get it michael! maybe math just isn’t for me..”

you leaned in closer to him, putting your head on his shoulder. you felt defeated. defeated by some numbers on a page. he sighed in annoyance. he did like this feeling, but he didn’t like your dumb little brain. maybe he could take advantage of that. he only dreamed of that, though. tricking you into pleasing him. giving you a ‘reward’ for finally get 100% on your tests. you’d probably love that too.

“ill probably drop math. its too hard! i dont know how you do it. you’re so smart michael.”

“well you’re not even trying are you? you just have to think, y/n!”

“i am so trying!”

you loosely hugged michael. he could feel himself starting to get hard. why’d you have to be so handsy with him?

“thanks for helping me though! you’re so smart michael.”

he felt himself twitch in his pants. he couldn’t take it anymore. he couldn’t take the teasing anymore.

you felt his lips press against your own soft, glossed lips. he pulled away quickly, already preparing for the worst. you would push him off your bed, throw his bag at him and yell at him to leave. instead, you grabbed his sleeve.

“please don’t leave mikey.”

how could he refuse you?

he moved closer to you, going in for another kiss. you were an aphrodisiac. so irresistible. made for him to fuck.

you shook your head, kissing all over his face.

“it’s totally fine, please just stay here.”

he gently pushed you down onto the bed, kissing and sucking on your neck. fuck, you were so nice. your skin was so soft and plush, and your voice sent him into a spiral.

“is this your first time mikey?”

“y-yeah. i know you probably think that’s pathetic or weird or-“

“mikey. please just fuck me. i don’t care.”

those were the sweetest words he ever heard. he could cum right then and there.

“god, fuck, can i ask you something?”

he asked.

“are you on birth control?”

you shook your head. fuck, for some reason that was even hotter.

“ill pull out, don’t worry.”

you nodded, noticeably absentminded. you were so dumb, and it was so cute to him. he was known around campus for his smarts and talent in math. and now he had, which was quite possibly, the dumbest girl at his university under his thumb. it felt so good.

“i trust you mikey.”

he smirked as he pressed continuous kisses into your neck and chest, experimentally pushing his hands underneath your cute tank top and groping your breasts. you whined underneath him, taking your top and yanking it over your head to expose your chest.

“you’re so cute. just let me take care of you, okay?”

he licked and sucked on your chest, trailing his way down your body until he got to your little cute shorts. god this boy was a freak. you helped him get your shorts off of you, exposing your bare cunt to him. you squeezed your legs together, a feeble attempt in covering yourself.

“why be shy now? you already teased me for half the semester.”

you nodded at his remark, leaning your head back. he teased, kissing up your thighs. michael’s smirk was criminal as he placed a gentle kiss on your pussy. you bucked your hips and moaned on him. he gently prodded your entrance with his long fingers, slowly inserting two of them inside you. he chuckled as he moved his fingers in and out.

“mikey i-“

“you’re what? wet as a bloody fountain? because you are.”

you let out a pornstar-esque moan and feebly grabbed in his direction. you needed him inside you.

“mikey please just fuck me! please!”

you shouted out, rocking your hips into his fingers gently. he grinned and stood up to take off his pants, as well as unzipping his coat.

“i don’t get it.”

you said bluntly, looking up at him.

“what?”

“your shirt. I don’t get it.”

you pointed to his shirt.

‘not all math puns are awful. just sum.’

you shared a moment of brief awkwardness.

“it’s like how the result of an addition-“

“i didn’t ask for more math! just come over here michael!”

he quickly nodded and took off his stupid shirt, leaving it on the floor next to the bed. he climbed over you, giving you a quick kiss on the cheek.

“are you sure?”

“please just do it already mikey!”

you whined. he always knew you were bratty. he would love to put you in your place though. he slid himself into you, gasping at the warmth and tightness of your pussy. he slowly slid all the way in, swearing under his breath as he did. you were definitely made for him. so warm, so soft, so perfect. he placed a hand on your lower stomach, feeling himself inside you.

“you’re so warm holy fuck, I can’t believe im inside you right now.”

he blurted out, slowly starting to move. michael was definitely a little above average. so goes the trope of nerdy white guys. the largeness of him made you feel so full, so stuffed. you couldn’t handle it already. tears pricked at your eyes as you slung your legs onto his shoulders. michael wasted no time fucking himself into you, letting out all sorts of lewd noises.

“can’t believe im the one doing this. always thought you’d be with someone like felix, fuck.”

he grabbed at your hips, guiding you up and down on his cock. another loud, indecent moan was let out of you.

“im the one fucking you, no one else gets to have this dumb little cunt.”

he tilted his head up, overwhelmed with pleasure.

“im all yours mikey, please just keep fucking me!”

you cried, grabbing onto his hands on your hips. he grabbed your right hand with his left, pressing it right next to your head. his face was right next to yours as well now.

“nothing in that stupid head, huh? nothin’ but me fucking you right now. i always knew you were so simple.”

you clenched around him, leaving him to chuckle under his breath.

“you like that? me calling you dumb? knew you were a slut.”

michael’s smartass attitude definitely never left him. you shook your head unconvincingly. you did like it, but being a brat was so fun.

“i know you like it. you already feel like you’re gonna cum on me. poor little thing. probably forget everything you learned this semester just from this.”

he said with fake sympathy. it was true, you were close. you could feel his thrusts getting more erratic and needy, so you knew he was too. you just remembered you were supposed to have a math lesson today. oh well. you could always just google the answers.

“I don’t think im gonna be able to pull out, you’re so fucking warm and tight I can’t-“

you immediately came to your senses. you were admittedly dumb, but not dumb enough to let michael cum in you.

“michael please pull out-“

“i- fuck!”

he abruptly came inside you, his jaw slack as he aggressively rammed his hips into yours a few more times. the sensation of his filling you up was too much, and your orgasm shortly followed. he collapsed on top of you, breathing heavily.

“im so sorry y/n, you just-“

“ill figure it out mikey, just hold me.”

and he did. he laid on his side as he traced his thumb on your belly. you fell asleep soon thereafter, together.

[neerons]

Some of Silvio Ricci’s best quotes

"A heart? I'm a merchant, why would I need one?"

"Looks like there IS another thing that’s just as certain as death and taxes, and that’s people gettin’ stupid at a party." (—Silvio talking about most of the princes)

"…It was a slip of the tongue, okay? ‘Cause your sassy ass was actually cute for once!"

"Do ya know what we call guys like that? We call 'em perverts and stalkers and creepy assholes." (—Silvio to Gilbert)

"(…) you’re usually sassy as hell, but all of a sudden you actually looked kinda cute and charming."

"Okay, look… …It was a joke. Just a joke, okay? And I took it too far."

"…I can’t protect you. I haven’t got the strength to protect you from those assholes. Get it?" (—Silvio to Valerio)

"I mean… ain’t it obvious that I’m always thinkin’ about you, too? You take up so much damn room in my head I can barely cram the other stuff in!"

"Yep. Lucky you, huh? I ain’t interested in marrying any other woman, so I’m gonna give you the throne, too."

"…I don’t want ya to see me looking pathetic."

"As if the spies ain’t bad enough. You’ve got a lot of shitty hobbies." (—Silvio to Gilbert)

"A wicked woman, huh? You’re way too charming and cute for that, damn you."

"If people love you, it makes ‘em more likely to listen to what you have to say, even if the deal brings ‘em to a disadvantage. But I ain’t got that. I’ve never been any good at flattering people. I’m not like Valerio. No one’s ever been weird enough to wanna help me no matter what the cost to them. …The truth is, I always knew there were things that can’t be bought with money. (…) When I was young, I never had anyone. My brothers both knew how to be friendly and cute, so people’d dote on ‘em. But I could never manage it.

"If you don’t get plenty of water into you, you’re never gonna get better. Oh, and someone gave me some fruit. If ya think you can eat it, I guess I can peel it for—" (—Silvio taking care of a sick Emma)

"...They're touching." (—Silvio telling Emma he can feel her breasts against his arm)

"(…) go back to sleep! Rest until sundown! And don’t forget to keep your blanket on!" (—Silvio to a sick Emma)

"I’m pretty fond of that sexy voice of yours, you know. So stop trying to stifle it."

"Eat. (...) I'll shove it into your mouth. (...) You plannin' to starve to death, then?" (—Silvio to Rio)

"You really do have way too much goddamn charm."

"Hey, you look a lot bigger than I remember. You been working out? (…) Good for you. But make one move on my woman and I’ll throw you to the sharks, you hear me?" (—Silvio to Dario)

"(…) I didn’t want it gettin’ scratched up and stuff. I take it with me on some trips as a good luck charm, but other than that, I keep it here all the time. …Ugh, look what ya made me ‘fess up to." (—Silvio talking about a bracelet Emma gave him)

"If it was me, I'd slam my fist straight into your smarmy face. You massacred their people. Why should they let an asshole like you anywhere near the damn service?" (—Silvio talking about the Rhodolitians to Gilbert)

"(…) because it wasn’t just my achievement, I gave my brother an earring made from the gold that was mined there." (—Silvio talking about Valerio)

"Dammit, I know it’d be quicker to just ask her, but I want this to be a surprise." (—Silvio’s thoughts about which fabric to use to make a new dress for Emma)

"Emma has real beautiful skin, y’know. Blue looks amazin’ on her. And she loves the ocean. I’m sure she’ll like the wave pattern on the fabric here. But also… More than anything, she’s real sweet and gentle. And this fabric’ll bring that out perfectly. She gets embarrassed easy, see, and always turns bright red. It’s… Honestly, it’s real cute. I think this shade of red would made her look even cuter when she blushes. And look here. See how it glitters when the light hits it just right? If she wears this, then when we dance—huh?" (—Silvio talking about Emma to rabbit Emma)

"It ain't your style to be visiting me at this hour. Did you fail to find yourself a woman?" (—Silvio to Nokto)

"You’re beautiful, you’ve got a good head on your shoulders, and you have a good personality when ya ain’t bein’ a cheeky brat."

"I don’t even wanna think about the guy I used to be before I met you. That’s how much I’m head over heels." (—Silvio’s thoughts)

"No matter how long I travel the seas, I’m never gonna find anything more beautiful than you."

"Ahh dammit, I love you, I love you!" (—Silvio's thoughts about Emma)

"Just let me give you one kiss! (...) No, I want it now!"

"Are we talkin' about the same guy? The guy with an eye-patch that looks like he rules hell, but in a happy way?" (—Silvio talking about Gilbert)

"I can't believe that I feel this great when my body is sick. No one had ever taken care of me like this before." (—Silvio's thoughts about Emma)

"Aaaaargh! Damn you! When ya say crap like that, I just wanna hold you so bad!"

"Maybe I have been too overprotective. She'll be fine on her own. She doesn't need me to shield her every step of the way. (...) I didn't stop to consider how she would feel and just did whatever I wanted. I need to fix this bad habit of mine." (—Silvio's thoughts)

"You could never love anyone, even though everyone loved you. That's just who you were. ...You were always so damn unfair." (—Silvio's thoughts about Valerio)

"How long is she going to keep blue-balling me for?!" (—Silvio's thoughts)

"The more I have you around, half of me wants to pamper you, and half of me wants to tease you to tears."

"Wrong. She just paid for her own crimes. How is that Valerio's fault?" (—Silvio talking about his mother to Emidio)

"...Ah, there's the cheeky bastard I know. Much better." (—Silvio to Valerio)

"Everybody loves you, they always have! But no one's ever loved me. Not even once. So how the hell am I supposed to know what to do about it?" (—Silvio to Valerio)

"I ain't ever said I didn't want you there! (...) It was tough on me because I DID like you bein' there! 'Cuz it actually felt pretty good bein' with you..."

"Ever since the night I'd seen beneath my mother's mask, I'd started asking myself what I could do to protect Valerio and his mother. But the weapon I was after wasn't a sword—it was money, money I could use to buy people to wield that sword. (...) I'd put that money to good use, and I'd bought plenty of people in the royal court. I'd used fake names so neither the king nor my mother would realize it was me, and I'd hired bodyguards to secretly watch over Valerio and his mother. There was nothing I could do to ever make up for all the bullying I'd done, but I found plenty of ways to protect him." (—Silvio's thoughts)

"Damn. That was close. I'd almost blurted out something ridiculous about her being more beautiful than the ocean, but I managed to swallow the words at the last second." (—Silvio's thoughts)

"Stop doin' that! Not in front of everyone! (...) You're gonna make me grin like a stupid idiot in front of all these people!" (—Silvio reacting to Emma holding him)

"The dress she wore today was supposed to be simple and understated, but on her it was anything but. With it, Emma looked as bright and beautiful as a rose in full bloom. I could have watched her forever." (—Silvio's thoughts about Emma)

"You're beautiful, you know that?" (—Silvio's thoughts)

"You never gave a damn about me growing up. All your attention was always on the mutt. Don't pretend to be a father to me now." (—Silvio's thoughts about his father)

"I love ya too, okay?! A whole damn lot! With all my heart!"

"Talk shit, get hit, ya little twerp!" (—Silvio to Valerio)

"Even when he was a kid, Valerio's always been fascinated by my seafaring stories. It was pretty much the only thing he was interested in talkin' to me about. His eyes would sparkle every time I told him about one of my journeys, so I figured I could at least bring him along for one that was less dangerous." (—Silvio's thoughts)

"I want him to be free and happy like that more. All his smiles are all weird and fake now. It creeps me out." (—Silvio's thoughts about Valerio)

"Havin' matching ones means we can show that we went on that journey together. And every time I look at my own earrin', I know that the joy I saw from ya that day was real." (—Silvio's thoughts about his and Valerio's matching earrings)

"Ugh, I hate you. I really do. It ain't gonna change the fact that you're my little brother, though. No matter how many times ya get on my nerves, I still gotta step up as your big brother." (—Silvio's thoughts about Valerio)

"For all the shit I say... I have to admit, I don't exactly hate spendin' time with Valerio at all." (—Silvio's thoughts)

[rpmemes-galore]

Chappell Roan : The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess album ... sentence starters

tw for some sexual content and language

"Is it casual now?"

"You're losing it lately."

"I'm so sick of online love."

"It's gonna cause a scene."

"You wonder why I'm bitter…"

"I just wanna get to know ya."

"You coming home with me?"

"We're hot, we're drunk, wow."

"Won't make my mama proud."

"Mini skirt and my go-go boots."

"But I can't help what I can't help."

"Baby, why don't you come over?"

"Let's make this bed get squeaky."

"So slow down, sit down, it's new."

"Got so close, but then you lost it."

"Oh my god, you are heaven sent…"

"If karma's real, hope it's your turn."

"It's comical, the bridges you burn."

"Should've listened to your friends."

"If I didn't love you, it would be fine."

"Fell in love with the thought of you."

"So, baby, let's get freaky, get kinky."

"I thought you thought of me better."

"It's hot when you have a meltdown."

"Do you picture me like I picture you?"

"She showed me things I didn't know."

"Every place leads back to your place."

""Here we go, again. Everything is fine."

"Not overdramatic, I know what I want."

"And he was wearing these fugly jeans."

"Touch me, baby, put your lips on mine."

"Wishing you the best, in the worst way."

"This is what I wanted, this is what I like."

"Oh, some good girls do bad things, too."

"Can't be a good, good girl even if I tried."

"I try not to care, but it hurts my feelings."

"I love a little drama, let's start a bar fight."

"It's all in my head, but I want non-fiction."

"You're hating yourself, I'm feeling myself."

"I know you want it, baby, you can have it."

"I could be the one, or your new addiction."

"Never waste a Friday night on a first date."

"Now I'm choked up, face down, burnt out."

"I've been a good, good girl for a long time."

"But, baby, I like flirting, a lover by my side."

"So, now when we kiss, I have anger issues."

"I don't want the world, but I'll take this city."

"Could go to hell, but we'll probably be fine."

"Every night's another reason why I left it all."

"Got what you wanted, so stop feeling sorry."

"Ruined my credit, stole my cute aesthetic…"

"'Cause if we do coffee, it's never just coffee."

"I try to be the chill girl but, honestly, I'm not."

"We're leaving the planet and you can't come."

"People say I'm jealous, but my kink is karma."

"You'll say that you're sorry. I know that's a lie."

"Can't meet you for dinner at the Italian place."

"Um, can you play a song with a fucking beat?"

"Here come the excuses that fuel the illusions."

"That’s my type of fun, that's my kind of party."

"Who can blame a girl? Call me hot, not pretty."

"You don't have to stare, comе here, get with it!"

"I guess we could pretend we didn't cross a line."

"And you're getting pissed off, it's getting me off."

"'Cause everything good happens after midnight."

"If you really wanna leave, I'll never make you stay."

"No need to be hateful in your fake Gucci sweater."

"To think, I almost had it going, but I let you down."

"No one's touched me there in a damn hot minute!"

"I'm feeling kinda freaky, maybe it's the moonlight."

"I'm feeling kinda freaky, maybe it's the club lights."

"There's no one else who could. the only one is you."

"You sent him pictures and playlists and phone sex."

"I heard you like magic. I've got a wand and a rabbit."

"I kinda wanna kiss your girlfriend, if you don't mind."

"We've done this before, and I don't need it anymore."

"It's not attractive wearing that dress and red lipstick."

"If it hasn't happened, yet, then maybe you should go."

"Who knew that we'd let it get this bad when it ended?"

"He doesn't have what it takes to be with a girl like me."

"I hate that I let this drag on so long, you can go to hell."

"My friends call me a loser, 'cause I'm still hanging around."

"Baby, do you like this beat? I made it so you'd dance with me."

"I'm too scared to say half of the things I do when I picture you."

"Nothing good happens when it's late and you're dancing alone."

"And you're getting called out, 'cause you're running your mouth."

"'Cause if we have wine, 'cause if we have wine. I know that's a lie."

"Lying to your friends about how he's such a goddamn good lover."

"What's it take to get your number? What's it take to bring you home?"

"Should've listened to your friends 'bout his girlfriend back in Boston."

"Knee deep in the passenger seat and you're eating me out, is it casual now?"

[owlcomics101]

Task force 141 dog hybrid AU?

OKAY HEAR ME OUT-

but what if the task force were dog hybrids 🤔

(I think I ate too much chocolate cake when thinking about this-)

Price would definitely be a bulldog hybrid no doubt-

(GIF belongs to the Bored Dog Show)

Aaaa it would be so cute! He’d have this slight underbite like bulldogs normally do with a tooth or two sticking out. Oh god it would be so derpy! He would always try to hide his ears with his bucket hat or beanie and if you find him in a deep sleep (Which is very rare) his tongue pokes out and yes, he runs in his sleep. He doesn’t like being pet (Or at least he makes you think he doesn’t). He’s completely touch starved but never wants to admit to wanting such affection. The only time you get to pet him is in his sleep and when you do he lets out a low groan and starts kicking in his sleep.

Beagle Gaz YESSS!

GIF by: nala-thebeagle

(Okay so I went to my aunts house and she had two cute beagle puppies! And they were the sweetest Damm thing. One was definitely a cuddler but the other one not as much. The other one liked to be pet sometimes but not always and let out a growl if you pet him too much and I guess it kinda reminds me of Gaz?)

So beagle hybrid Gaz’s tail would definitely wag every time he sees you, but he tries his hardest not to show it. He tends to bury things and ‘save them for later’ only for you to find whatever he buried outside weeks or months later and show it to him. Of course he always blames it on Soap to try and make himself look less like a fool, but you know he did it and yes, he hunts rabbits and brings them to you even though there’s no need for that….but he just looks so happy bringing them to you.

look….I don’t wanna be basic but….Scottish Terrier Soap-

GIF by: animals-in-old-films

Scottish terriers are known for their independence, aggression, loudness, and even playfulness and that checks all the boxes for Soap also the fact that they are short like Soap-

Soap is….very loud to say the least. Whenever someone new comes by or someone he doesn’t like he kinda just starts yelling (Mostly swears) at them in hopes his yelling will scare them off and if he sees you pull up he immediately goes to the door or window and starts yelling out for you awhile the others try to stop him from completely tackling you.

Soap: *Bangs on the window* “Y/n tis me-soap! keek! loook at meeee!-wait how come urr ye traivelin awa'?! come back-“

Blood Hound Ghost

GIF by: Laff

This might be a strange one but I think blood hound hybrid Ghost works. Ghost’s father hunted animals and even tormented Ghost with them. With this in mind I thought a tracker doggo should do the trick. All Ghost needs is to find you once and there’s no where you could hide from him. His smell is impeccable but also very sensitive to certain smells. Yes he has the long floppy bloodhound ears but like Price he tries his dammest to hide them and same with his tail. He hates it when anyone touches or attempts to pet him. He’s a light sleeper so even tiniest change in air movement sets him off. The most affection you ever got from him was a gently brush of his hands against yours, almost wanting to hold your hand before pulling away again. Poor Ghost :(

[hunieday]

Nikaido Yamato - Drama Collection vol.2 Rabbit Chat

Please note that I am not a professional translator and I'm only doing this to share the side materials to those who cannot access them, if you notice any mistakes please let me know nicely. Enjoy!

Natsume Minami: Good evening, Nikaido-san.

Natsume Minami: I heard that we'll be appearing together on a variety show next time to promote the drama. I look forward to working with you.

Nikaido Yamato: Hey there, Natsume-chan. Thanks for your courtesy.

Nikaido Yamato: So about that show... they said the theme this time is "youth" in relation to the drama, and they sent a bunch of surveys about it

Nikaido Yamato: What did you answer, Natsume-chan...?

Natsume Minami: Oh. Aren't you looking forward to the talk on the show?

Nikaido Yamato: Well yes, but I'm just wondering about the direction you’re gonna be taking

Natsume Minami: Direction?

Nikaido Yamato: Are you gonna answer it lightheartedly or seriously?

Natsume Minami: Well, I think we need to be serious.

Natsume Minami: That's why I even answered the 5th "Please describe your flavor of youth" question seriously.

Natsume Minami: I wrote that it “tasted like milk tea."

Nikaido Yamato: Oh, so that's what "flavor of youth" means, as in what you drank the most back then.

Nikaido Yamato: Well, ŹOOĻ sells the tough-guy image well so you should be fine with that answer.

Natsume Minami: What do you mean back then? I was talking about when I was in school, I was really into drinking black tea.

Nikaido Yamato: Oh, I see!?!?

Natsume Minami: Oh my. What did you think I was talking about?

Nikaido Yamato: No, my bad. It's nothing.

Natsume Minami: 

Natsume Minami: So, what's your flavor of youth, Nikaido-san?

Nikaido Yamato: Uhhhhhhhhh...

Nikaido Yamato: Maybe melon...

Natsume Minami: How adorable. You like it, don't you?

Nikaido Yamato: Well, yeah...

Natsume Minami: Did you also eat it during those "back then"s you mentioned?

Nikaido Yamato: Forget about that LMAO

Nikaido Yamato: But maybe we’re too young to be calling it "youth", I just liked it as a kid and used to eat it a lot.

Natsume Minami: I’m guessing “youth" refers to teenage years, but it's complicated to define. There were other questions about what we did after school.

Nikaido Yamato: I see. You were busy with work, Natsume-chan.

Natsume Minami: Yes. Unfortunately, I was always so busy with work that I don't remember much of my school days.

Natsume Minami: If anything, I think now feels more like youth for me.

Nikaido Yamato: I get that.

Nikaido Yamato: Hanging out with those guys feels like I’m back in junior high.

Nikaido Yamato: We do things like chugging soda in the middle of summer, having snowball fights in winter, it’s like I’m doing kid-like stuff all year round.

Natsume Minami: Sounds fun. It's like having a little family.

Nikaido Yamato: Maybe LMAO

Nikaido Yamato: ŹOOĻ kinda feel like siblings too

Natsume Minami: Wait a moment. Who's the oldest?

Nikaido Yamato: That’s what you’re concerned about?

Natsume Minami: It's extremely crucial.

Nikaido Yamato: If we ignore the age, the oldest would be Inumaru, then you, then Mido, and the youngest would be Isumi I guess...?

Natsume Minami: I see. Our interpretations aren’t too off, but Mido-san and Isumi-san could probably be reversed.

Nikaido Yamato: Huh? Mido’s the youngest?

Natsume Minami: Since he’s a cute guy.

Nikaido Yamato: Maybe Natsume-chan is the oldest son after all...

Natsume Minami: You're also quite cute, Nikaido-san.

Nikaido Yamato: Where though!?!?!? I'm three years older than you, I’m a grown man who loves beer!

Natsume Minami: During skateboard practice you asked, "Natsume-chan, if I fall, will you help me?" 

Natsume Minami: I thought the way you were trying to tug at my heartstrings by acting like a spoiled child on purpose was cute.

Nikaido Yamato: Don't say it was on purpose LMAO

Natsume Minami: Your character this time resembles you in that aspect quite a bit.

Nikaido Yamato: Oh, he was pretty spoiled wasn’t he?

Nikaido Yamato: He couldn't accept his best friend leaving, so he blamed everyone around him for his problems and vented his bad days to his friends so they would comfort him

Nikaido Yamato: Wait... I kinda feel like I’m having déjà vu...

Natsume Minami: Oh?

Natsume Minami: In reality, all he wanted was to skate with his best friend again, but he couldn't say that one word, so he struggled with despair all the while.

Natsume Minami: He was unable to be fully emotionless, so he couldn’t help but show vulnerability and kindness to those who loved him, which resonates with you deeply.

Nikaido Yamato: Damn. You really went into details 

Natsume Minami: It's fun. I enjoy discussing acting with you.

Nikaido Yamato: I feel the same thing. I feel like we fit each other’s style more every time we’re acting together, Natsume-chan.

Natsume Minami: Are you flirting with me?

Nikaido Yamato: So wanting to work with you more is the same as flirting with you now?

Natsume Minami: You're making me blush.

Nikaido Yamato: Liar LMAO

Natsume Minami: It's true. You said "I just wanted to laugh and skate again. It’s enough for me that I was able to do it today." in the script. Your expression at that moment was just like that.

Nikaido Yamato: That’s the one thing you praised me for on the spot, it's embarrassing to hear it again in text

Natsume Minami:

Natsume Minami: Being able to discuss our work like this feels like youth to us, doesn't it?

Nikaido Yamato: Maybe you’re right! I'll write that the coffee I'm drinking now is the flavor of youth.

Natsume Minami: Can I match your answer? I was just drinking some too.

Nikaido Yamato: Oh, what a coincidence. Though the flavor of youth turned out quite bitter.

Natsume Minami: It's a special flavor, just like us.

[nogenderbee]

May I request Tsukasa, Akito, and Touya with a magician s/o?

Of course! The reasons I choose oneshot is the same as for recent Blue Lock post... I feel like it's just more interesting than headcanons that'd most likely repeat! But anyway... I hope you'll like it nonetheless! <3

Also sorry for making Tsukasa so short!!

Akito, Toya, Tsukasa with magician!reader

TagList: @bleachtheidiot @yulikesminori @miya-akane @kuzui5201314 @coffeeykhs @alicewinterway18

When you performed in front of Akito, he'd always bring you down with his words by saying how it's not impressive at all and that he knows it's simple illusion. But he's really just too amazed to admit it. He only guesses that it's illusion, to explain how you did it to himself since you refuse to tell him.

But you weren't the one to give up... you made it your goal to impress him and make him say it out loud!

"See? It appeared from nothing!"

"You're not fooling anyone Y/N... it's 3rd time I'm seeing it..."

"Well maybe but this time, I also made something of yours disappear!"

"What? Where's my phone?!"

You proudly revealed his phone in your hand thinking that this is the trick that will impress him! But it looks like he found something to complain about either way...

"It's called stealing, not magic."

"I gave it back tho!"

"And you're lucky that you did..."

You sighed as the ginger complained once again. But then he said something you kinda didn't expected...

"But... how did you do it?"

Toya was always the type to look closely to your tricks and despite the fact that he usually figured out how you did it, he still had that surprised expression on his face when you performed one.

You swear you performed this trick like 8th time this week or so and he wasn't looking as if he was about to get bored of it anytime soon. But it's not like you mind, he looked cute when he had that surprised expression on his face.

"Tada~ rabbit's out!"

Your boyfriend gave you a small applause as his eyes were in awe, as if he didn't knew how you did that...

"That's amazing! If I didn't knew myself, I'd be ready to mistake it for real magic... Could you do it again?"

You let our a small sigh, you were getting just a bit tired of that but you could never refuse him.

"Sure..."

Boys eyes lighted up at your statement, he was clearly excited to see it again. You were thinking of surprising him and taking something else out of your hat instead of a rabbit... maybe next time you can get a box of cookies ready for him? He'd definitely get pleasantely surprised by that!

Tsukasa was like your biggest supporter and assistant in one! He always begged you to let him help you around while you perform magic tricks, especially when you do it in front of someone.

So that's how you ended up practicing your magic tricks, with your boyfriend as your assistant in your room. He seemed really excited to be helping you around, just like always actually.

"And then... tada~!"

"Hold up! You didn't show me that trick before! How did you do that?!"

"That's a secret~"

"Oh c'mon, I'm your assistant! Can't I at least get a small hint?"

"Maybe some other time!"

He loves discovering your new tricks to the point he'll brag you about it and try to guess it for the next few days untill he either guesses it or you tell him to stop. Because he will keep going as long as you let him!

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[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Speaking of twst events, what are your Top 3 Favourite game events so far? I'm genuinely curious. :'DD

Are there any events you didn't like?

[Referencing this post!]

Mmmm… I think most events are at least okayish? In general, I tend to prefer stories with high stakes or the ones that have some meaningful impact on character development, which are few and far between when it comes to TWST 😅 so their events aren’t typically my thing! You’ll notice that my favorite events in TWST actually do have story and/or character relevance.

That being said!! My favorite events would have to be:

Glorious Masquerade — This is, in my opinion, TWST’s strongest story and best overall event. It stands out against the others by having actual stakes and fully committing to it, as well as does wonders for the SSR trio’s involvement and interests in taking down the Big Bad. This is particularly true of Idia and Malleus. Said Big Bad, Rollo, is also very compelling in his own right.

Wish Upon a Star — Historically, this was the first time we saw the student’s rooms! The story itself introduced us to Star Rogue, which was pivotal to the Shrouds’ childhood (and later becomes relevant again in book 6). It was sweet to see Deuce try so hard to get Idia to come out of his shell, and even sweeter to see how far Idia is willing to push himself for his brother.

Fairy Gala: What If (NOT the first Fairy Gala; this is an important distinction!) — The edge this has over the original is that it is connected to Ortho’s growth as an individual post-book 6. He is able to discover his own take on what “evolution” is. Silver also gets a cool spotlight which demonstrates the pacifist teachings he was imparted with, serving as the bridge between fae and humans. Very pretty clothes and makeup too!!

I also liked:

Happy Beans Day I and II — This was a nice event that gave the whole cast their time to shine without feeling too bloated. It was also fun to see the different strategies and tactics each student employed; it helps show off their characters and problem solving abilities!

Ghost Marriage — I really liked that TWST parodied the fairy tale love stories and romantic events (that Disney and even mobile games in general are typically associated with). Hilarious how each of the guys tried and failed because they’re just silly high school students with no idea how to actually get a date 😂 I’m also biased for any outfit that involves formal wear.

White Rabbit Festival (Queendom of Roses hometown event) — The Alice in Wonderland aesthetic of Clock Town captured my heart 😌 It was also nice to see Deuce prove that he has turned over a new leaf to the townspeople.

The events I didn’t care for are:

Endless Halloween Night — I have very strong beef with the ending and the reasoning given for it 💀 It feels like everyone got gaslit into forgiveness… I also hated how no one held Malleus fully accountable after all the stress they were put through. Easily my most disliked event.

Tamashina Mina (Sunset Savanna hometown event) — Underwhelming ending in spite of the hype building for it. No meaningful payoff for the foreshadowing of Cheka’s guards.

Tsumsted Wonderland I and II — Nothing really happens (other than I guess the Tsums being cute)?? And it doesn’t really make an impact on anything.

Lost in the Book with Stitch — Same issue(s) as the Tsumsted events, except somehow even worse because everyone magically forgets everything they did with Stitch :/ so the experience means nothing in the long term…

Honorable mentions for my dislikes:

All Master Chef/Culinary Crucibles — I hate having to sit around and wait for ingredients and the fact that you can’t cook multiple dishes in one go. The lack of story also makes these events just not worth it for me.

Sam’s New Year Sale(s) and TWST Anniversary — Do these event count as a story event???? They’re just kinda celebratory short interactions, if anything.

[otakween]

Digimon Frontier - Episode 1

Woohoo! New series :D And I...already don't know how to feel. No digimon partners? Yet another goggle-boy whose name starts with "Ta?" Stereotypical characters? Well...I'll give it a chance. Let's find something to like about this lol.

Notes:

Beginning of the episode gave a mixture of Future Diary and isekai anime (especially with Truck-kun making an appearance!) I guess it's good that the kids had more agency than the Adventure kids in getting to the digital world, but I hope they explain all of this well later. Why are they being called to the digital world? What is the threat this time?

Speaking of Adventure, I wonder where this fits into the continuity. Is it its own thing like Tamers? They've gone back to saying "chosen children" and "digivice" so it seems to lean closer to Adventure, but the lack of partners seems to go against Adventure's definition of what it means to be chosen.

It makes sense since Digimon came from the v-pet toys, but they really like to lean into youths' fascination with technology. In this its the chunky Nokia phones. I'm pretty sure there's a digimon series where smart phones feature too.

Animation wasn't mind blowing, but it was nice and fluid. The sequence of trying to make the train was probably the most exciting/intriguing part.

Kind of already annoyed at the cast: generic rival boy who's a dick for absolutely no reason (the Sasuke, I like to call it), generic fat stereotype who is always eating, whiny little kid, and token girl who says things in Italian randomly. The girl character reminds me of Miyako with her "bingo" catchphrase -eye twitch- Let's see where the show takes them.

Visually the only character I really like is Izumi. At least she has a cute outfit. Okay, I guess Junpei's jumpsuit is kinda fun too...

Hey! Those monkey and rabbit looking mons are from the Wonderswan game I just played, D-Project. I guess they've been recycled. They're less partner digimon and more exposition characters. I like the yellow dude and his floppy feet.

Hard for me to buy that Tomoki would be such a crybaby but then be brave enough to walk out onto a train track hovering over an abyss?? Guess he's just that desperate

Why are there swarms of baby digimon everywhere? Are they continuing the weird tradition of digimon villages only being inhabited by babies?

The spirit digivolution sequence was fun but I don't really like Agnimon's design :/ It just looks like a jumbled mess of patterns and colors to me.

So a lot of the fun in the previous series was digivolution reveals. Do these spirit digivolutions have levels to them?

I have no idea what to make of this show yet. I read the comments on the site where I watched it and everyone was saying "MY CHILDHOOD!" so it at least meant something to someone out there!

Did you care about this show? I wanna hear people's thoughts! (Spoiler-free of course).

[tenaciouslyobsessed]

Evan Desiderio | He/Him |

Evan lore? Kinda (how does one write about lore help) (I haven't written in a while, I'm rusty, don't look at me-)

Evan is a lonely man, who's desperate for love.

He has dated a couple of people, but they weren't good enough. He believes love is someone who is supposed to be on the same level as you. One you never get bored of, one who you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Rest of your life is a long time, of course Evan wants someone perfect. But everyone eventually get so dull, mundane, too repetitive, too boring.

He hates boring people.

A lot of his exes complain about his lack of affection. How distant he became, unlike the beginning of the relationship. How he slowly slip away from them. Some of them cried if he even loved them in the first place. He wasn't sure, he thought he did.

But they always get so boring.

The lack of effort they put it's unbearable… It’s not his fault, I guess it's not their fault for being boring either. He was starting to believe he would never find his match.

Still, he kept looking.

Eventually coming across Ryan, he found him fun and interesting. Holding hands while causing havoc to the world. Evan actually liked Ryan, maybe he found his match?

He believed so, especially on that fateful day.

Evan never felt so alive, the adrenaline, the thrill, the love of seeing Ryan shaking at scenes of death.

Most people would be mortified of what they saw their partner do. Ryan surely was, staring at the stiff body on the ground. Killed by his own hands. Evan wondered what he was thinking at that moment. Despite Ryan actions, Evan never felt his love intensify in such a way before. To love someone even in the acts of murder. The thoughts of someone going so far for him.

Isn't that so romantic?

It ignited something in him,

the desire for love that burns.

That will eat him alive.

Overwhelming love that drags him to the abyss as he drowns in it.

Ryan was not the person who will give him that. No, he was a coward. He squirms and snaps at Evan due to stress. Evan realize if the situation a bit different.

He wouldn't protect him.

He wouldn't love him, like he did.

No, Ryan would throw him out. As easy as he pointed fingers at others to save himself.

It honestly disgusted him, truly.

Just as soon as he starts loving him and admiring him, he starts to lose interest. Just like the rest. H hated him for giving him a taste of truly loving someone.

But Evan has one thing he could be grateful for Ryan.

He gave him an idea, to how to get his perfect love.

While walking at the campus, he sees Ryan doing his usual shtick. Evan found the most perfect clay, ready to shape to his desires. Cowering under Ryan was a meek little Milo, in tattered jacket. Milo reminds Evan of a cute tiny rabbit. He couldn't help but to smile.

This is just perfect.

If his perfect love doesn't exist.

He's just gotta mold one to existence.

Evan fun facts

Evan have bad reputation for being creepy and nosy

People mostly try to avoid Evan because of his reputation. Lots of rumors going around about him.

Evan loves gossip, he has very good hearing. Why yes, he will eaves drop about how Steve cheated on Cathy. Drama!

He watches discovery channel

He's very affectionate (if he likes you)

Milo felt some sort of connection towards Evan, since he thought he was also getting bullied too

Evan loves bugs, he has a jars of them little crawlers hidden in his dorm

He is very petty, he wants to ruin Ryan

Evan is delusional (if you can't tell) he loves of the idea of someone, not the actual person. He loves the thought someone doing extreme acts as sign of love, and believes that's normal. (basically like Eris, except I'm sure Eris is actually self aware)

[vodika-vibes]

Hi,

It’s me again. ☺️

I’d like to request from Serious Character and Ray of Sunshine Character Prompts with none other than my sweet love hesitant and shy Darman. ❤️

“You’re always trying to make me feel better” Character A (Darman) said awkwardly holding out a bouquet of flowers. “It’s my turn to to do the same for you” (me).

Please and thank you. 💕

Flowers

Summary: You've been getting bouquets of flowers for months now, and Darman realizes that he has to do something.

Pairing: Darman Skirata x Reader

Word Count: 953

Warnings: None

A/N: I'm not sure I'm happy with this one. It didn't seem to want to go the way I wanted it to, but it is kinda cute, I guess. This is why I shouldn't write before I finish my coffee.

Divider by Saradika

When the first bouquet of flowers appeared at your front door, you didn’t think anything of it. It wasn’t unusual for your parents to send you flowers to let you know that they were thinking about you, after all. Though it was kind of weird that there wasn’t a card to go with the bouquet.

Still, the flowers were pretty, so you put them in a vase, and set it on your kitchen table, and carried on with your life.

And then the second bouquet appeared a week later.

And a week after that a third one appeared.

None of them had cards with them, and all of them had the same arrangement. Red roses, white jasmine, and forget-me-nots.

You did your research, reached out to the florists in town, and none of them could tell you who was sending you the flowers. Only that there will be weekly deliveries for the foreseeable future.

So here you are, 3 months after the first flower delivery, sitting at your desk staring at the newest arrangement sitting on the table in front of you.

“Did the flowers do something to offend you?”

You don’t jump when you hear the familiar voice coming from the door. Darman is a regular in your office, even if he only ever comes in to chat with you about random things, rather than do any work.

“Of course not,” You reply without looking away from the flowers, “They’re flowers, I just don’t know who’s sending them to me.”

“Maybe you have a secret admirer,” Darman offers as he peers down at the flowers.

“Or I have a stalker.” You say in return.

“Eh. Secret admirer sounds better than a stalker.” He jokes easily, “Do you not like them?”

You finally look up at him and make a face, “I never said that. I love them. I love all flowers. I just would prefer to know who’s sending them to me.”

“Hm.” Darman leans against your desk, “Well, maybe the person who’s sending them to you is waiting to see if you’re interested or not.”

“Interested?” You ask.

“Sure, all of those flowers, they all say the same thing.” You shoot him a puzzled look, and he smirks, “Didn’t you know? Flowers have meanings.”

“Okay, so first of all, how do you know what meaning this bouquet has? And second of all, what does it mean?”

“I fell down a plant rabbit hole several months ago,” He offers lightly, “and that bouquet says ‘I love you’.” He pauses, “Well, that’s what it looks like, at least.”

“Then why haven’t they just come and talked to me?!” You ask as you drop your head to your desk, “This is so incredibly frustrating, Darman. You have no idea-”

He laughs and lightly pats the back of your head, “There, there.”

You lift your head enough to glare at him, “Don’t you ‘there, there’ me, Darman Skirata.”

He flashes an unrepentant grin and moves away from you, “I have stuff to do. I’ll leave you to your flower pondering.”

“You’re actually the worst.”

“And yet, you still like spending time with me.” He winks at you, and then makes himself scarce, and you grumble under your breath as you turn your gaze back to the flowers.

Later that same day, after the work day has ended and you’re settled in your apartment, trying to find a good place to put your latest flower arrangement, you’re surprised by a knock on the door.

You’re even more surprised when you see Darman on the other side of the door.

“Darman?” You move to the side to let him in your home, and are even more surprised when he stays in the doorway, looking slightly nervous, “What’s wrong?” You ask.

“I have something for you.”

“Okay?”

He hesitates a moment longer, and then he pulls a bouquet of flowers out from behind his back, “Here,”

“...Dar?”

“You’re always trying to make me feel better,” He says as he awkwardly holds the flowers, “I want to do the same for you.”

The bouquet is different from all of the others you received, made up of wild flowers that it looked like Darman picked himself. You gently take the bouquet from him, “I take it the other flowers aren’t from you?” You ask.

“You think I can afford florist shop flowers?” Darman asks with a nervous smile, “If I could afford it, I would have gotten you more than just flowers I picked from the side of the road.”

“I love them.” You reply immediately, you walk over to the intricately curved vase that’s full of red and white flowers, and you pull the flowers out, and replace them with the vibrant bouquet that Darman brought you, “I love them more than the roses.”

“...you do?”

“Mm-hmm,” You grin at him, “They remind me of you.”

It’s his turn to shoot you a puzzled look.

“Wildflowers bloom without the help of the people around them. They survive in all adversity.” You explain, “That sounds like you to me.”

“That’s probably the nicest way anyone has ever called me a stubborn asshole before,”

You laugh, and walk back over to him, this time you take his hand and pull him further into your home, “I am kind of disappointed that the roses aren’t from you, though. I would be thrilled if you told me you loved me.”

“Wait, you would?!”

“I would.” You reply with a small grin, and then you stand on your toes and you lightly brush your lips against his, “Thank you for the flowers, Darman. Would you like to stay for dinner?”

“Uh…if I say yes, will you kiss me again?” Darman asks.

You grin, “Absolutely!”

[kaiserouo]

Yay it's warframe ramble, the game i said i will never touch but still jumped in head first into the franchise anyways.

Im 5.6 hours in and i don't even know which part is the tutorial because i still feel like everything is a tutorial. I have no idea what half of the things im seeing are and its probably gonna get worse. Im just doing things randomly and trying my hardest not to look up anything build related because that's definitely gonna be a rabbit hole (and im guessing excalibur definitely isnt meta)

The starter bow is only good at killing the junction boss without moving a step. The projectile speed is just miserable to use in any other scenario. Guns are kinda trash at the start if you can just infinite bullet jump on their face and melee everyone. So is k drive. Feels good to have at least a little movement ability after destiny 2, its basically infinite eager edge and youd know how happy i am with that.

Crafting takes ages but its not a big deal for now. It seems like to craft a warframe you have to earn warframe parts by some kind of destination quest? which im not interested in because im just as not interested in said warframes.

I want to slice the orbitor door open and drag myself out before the quest lets me do so.

Campaign feels okay but any other mission thingy on the planets feels kinda random. Im playing solo so everything feels like assassins creed kinda campaign but im a robot with infinite eager edge instead. Also speaking of which why does parazon look exactly like a hidden blade? hmm.

Im thinking about the possibility to use excalibur and excalibur only up until i get excalibur umbra. Judging by the progress for now its probably gonna take forever.

He's cute.

Yes im ending this post with that.

[bungiri]

Does Wren have any farm animals or just monster plants?

she does ! she starts out with a few regular farm animals that u would expect to see, nothing out of the ordinary, but stranger animals are drawn to her farm as it gets bigger

she’ll have in game animals like the void chickens, blue chickens she gets when she befriends shane, dinos, eventually ostriches just for fun

but i have a lot of ideas for weird animals that aren’t in the game too lol like a family of void ducks, a two headed calf born from one of her normal cows, rabbits that change color each season

i drew her void ducks bc they’re cute !! :P

she also has 2 dogs and a cat ,, i guess they technically count as farm animals bc they Do help around the farm

the first dog she gets is named rocky ,, he’s a chunky lil chocolate lab with a blue scarf ,, he’s the dog that marnie sees roaming around her farm

soon after, she starts to see a little white ghost dog roaming around, messing with her monster plants, and trying to play with rocky. she discovers there’s a hidden graveyard on her farm and the dog’s headstone tells her its name is boo

and her cat is a stray who was always roaming around the abandoned farm before she moved in so it still kinda considers that its home. rumor in town is that the cat is on its 10th life

sry for the long reply i have so many ideas for her 👉🏼👈🏼

[imthepunchlord]

Which miraculous could you give to them?

For the sake of this, going to stick to canon. And my preferences on Miraculous-Holder match ups, cause I would like a pair that will help a human grow and improve, and bonus if they can be a fun match. Though, I will say, some match ups I just like. Also, as this will be a long list, I'm just going to stick to my for sure list and not honorable mentions.

Marinette

Cat works off her as a creator wielding destruction, though it can work nicely as to create does involve destroying the state of what something is; Plagg though is the biggest key for this preference. Cause not only would Marinette-Plagg be absolutely hilarious, he's her ideal foil to help her grow and covers her biggest issues: she's too selfless, too dedicated, overworks herself, piles too much on her plate, and doens't prioritize herself and her needs. Plagg though is lazy, selfish, and is up to be dicey on his duties. Between him and her integrity, Marinette I think will find a nice medium, keep to who she is, but learning from Plagg to not overwork herself and to consider her own wants and needs more. Plus, big bonus for Marinette to get a kwami who's going to 110% have her back and truly come to care for her and her feelings. It's something she really needs. There is also the big appeal that when Marinette overthinks and spirals, Plagg can ground her with logic and being calmer in his approach to things. Bee is kinda more a match up I just like. Cause everything about Marinette screams a match with a Bee, to a point there's not a lot going for her growth wise to have it. Working off the canon power, it could be a good way for Marinette to learn enough is enough and do as needed. Pollen though I think would need a personality overhaul. Fox I've always had a soft spot for the potential, there's the intrigue of her not liking liars but she has a Miraculous of deception, but it does work off Marinette knowing how to direct and manipulate people, and that she will meddle, and it can work off her creativity. I do think she can be a solid Fox too as she knows how to be subtle. Also her and Trixx could be so fascinating to see how they work off each other. Tiger has a lot of the same appeal as Cat (and Bee power wise), which I'm also intrigued with her having the Lion I thought of; I guess Marinette to me just clicks really well with cats. But her and Roaar should also be pretty chaotic and fun, and Roaar should also push for self prioritizing and less pleasing others more. Rabbit is in the same boat as Bee, where it just clicks but may not offer much growth wise. Fluff and the power though would need to be overhauled. Dragon given it represents great power and divinity, it's another that feels fitting to pair with her. Though I can't quite say what her and Longg would be like together. Snake is one I could see Marinette working well with, especially as she's able to roll with the chaos and would prioritize it's used for the best outcome. The bit we see of Sass also intrigues me for Marinette. Ideally he should be along the lines of Sapotis Trixx. Horse I think would just be a huge relief to Marinette power wise, able to use teleportation to get around, so much stress would be off her shoulders. I think her and Kaalki could be a fun or interesting pair, as Kaalki is the snobbiest of the kwamis we've seen being paired with the more humble Marinette. They could be a very fun match. Goat is largely here as it's an artistic Miraculous and Marinette is an artist. Kinda a must pair to try sometime. And I think her and Ziggy could be cute together. Rooster has the same appeal to Horse kwami wise as Orikko should be haughty and honest and he could be very funny to pair with Marinette. Dog can play off Marinette being very loyal, loving, and dedicated, could help her learn there is also time for play, and can play into her swiping antics. Barkk and her I think would be a sweet pair.

Adrien

Ladybug largely plays off Adrien's lack of involvement in his own plot, which when paired with Tikki, is going to be impossible for him. Though now that we got to see an alternative example of Lucky Charm, this Miraculous is now more viable for use and not so limited to elaborate thinkers. And at the core, Tikki would help cover everything Adrien does need growth wise. He does need to find purpose in life, he does need to initiate and interact with others, he does need to be more aware and considerate of them, and he can't just keep bowing his head and rolling with stuff. He does also need to step up in his hero duties if he's going to be a major full time hero. There is that risk of Tikki putting too much pressure on him, but it could be a good moment for her to learn she needs to ease back. Turtle is honestly my top pick of the 5 for Adrien. It's one of those rare matches that works off how Adrien is, provides a solution to it, and answers his needs. Adrien is a natural protector, but he takes things too far and self sacrifices. And that's not good. Turtle though offers the protection HE needs while working off that protective nature. Wayzz I also think would be a solid kwami to work off Adrien. Work on getting Adrien to be more cautious or think a little before he acts, but we also see Wayzz adopt his humans' quirks so he'd quickly bond with Adrien and solidify him as a friend. Fox is now the 2nd pick of the 5 for me. Reckless as he can be, Adrien does know when to be subtle and can be clever, and illusions can work off his involvement in acting. Trixx I also think would be a good kwami to pair with him, knowing how to guide Adrien but also rolling with the chaos and fun. Mouse I think Adrien would get a kick out of working with multiples of himself, or help him learn how annoying he can be; given Mullo is very impish, I do think Adrien would have a good time with her. They can go prank Gabriel together. Tiger I think would be the better match than Cat, and it largely comes down to Roaar. Roaar would encourage self prioritizing and rebelling against Gabriel and go do what he wants, but she's going to be far more involved than Plagg is, and would call Adrien out on what he does. And based on what we see, she'd be heard. Horse can play into Adrien's want of freedom, and Kaalki would be delighted to be paired with Adrien. Though she'll definitely shape him to be the ideal noble hero. Monkey this match promises chaos incarnate and I want to see it. Dog plays off Adrien being a dog person, but at the core, I think Barkk could've been a solid kwami for him. She'd help him learn there's a time to play and a time to work, and give him a lot of affection and support, and would 100% go protective over him.

Felix

Ladybug I actually think could be kinda funny to see with Felix. While Tikki would push the hero agenda on Felix, this is pairing the bubbly optimist with the stiff skeptic. They find their happy medium in the fact that both are dedicated to see things through efficiently. Cat could be another funny match up given Plagg is lazy and chaotic, while Felix is more orderly and dedicated. He is set to drive Felix up the wall and that could be funny. Though he can vibe with that gremlin energy. Fox has the in between appeal of Ladybug and Cat, as Trixx is a kwami that can go chaotic but also is duty driven. Felix and Trixx could also be a fascinating pair to see work off each other. Also, Fox itself can play off Felix being deceptive and an actor. Mouse has similar appeal to Cat and Fox in pairing an impish, chaotic kwami with Felix. Rabbit can work on Felix needing to learn to be more gentle and aware of others. Though Fluff and power would need changes. Snake I think would be very interesting given it's dual nature, and Felix himself is a very dual character. I see it similar to Fox in being an in between Ladybug and Cat, as Sass seems very dedicated, though he should also be cunning and chaotic too. Horse I see Felix enjoying power wise, though I think him and Kaalki could be a funny match up, given she's kinda similar to Chloe in personality and Chloe should be someone who does drive Felix up the wall. Rooster is another interesting pair given it's a big symbol of truth and protection, and Felix at the core is meant to be more deceptive and more selfish. Felix I can also see getting annoyed with Orikko being loud and haughty, though could appreciate the honesty. It's another possibility for a comedic pair. Dog has similar appeal to Ladybug as you pair a bubbly, affectionate optimistic kwami with Felix. Though I think Barkk would do a better job clicking with Felix. This could also play into his impishness.

Alya

Ladybug Alya is probably becoming my preferred alternative pick to Ladybug Marinette. It's a similar boat to Adrien with Turtle, working off who Alya is and what she wants to be, but also would offer the lessons she needs. Alya likes attention, she wants to be in the heat of the fight, but does seem to like having the option of where she is, and Ladybug can work off that. Alya also wants to be the leader, and on the civilian side of things, she is the leader of others, not Marinette. Marinette steps up to the position as needed while Alya goes for it. But she needs leadership skills and TIkki wants her Ladybugs to be leaders, and in general, a lot of the "lessons" Tikki tries to teach Marinette do better apply to Alya. And unlike Marinette who more readily accepts any sort of criticism and tries to adjust to it, accepting it at word of mouth, Alya is more likely to challenge Tikki on some of her criticism/advise. And there is the interesting aspect that Tikki is THE kwami who is pro secrecy, paired with Alya who wants a reveal. These two together can really get into that topic of secrecy vs reveal, the pros and cons of both. Turtle has a lot of the similar appeal to Adrien having it, but isn't as needed growth wise. Alya can jump the gun and be reckless and put herself in danger, but it's not to the extent of Adrien. Either way, Turtle can address that and offer her some needed protection. It can also play off her as an eager defender, stepping up against bullies. Wayzz I also think could be good to slow her down when she's eager, but also click with her well. Bee has a lot of the same appeal as Ladybug, it allows her to be versatile in the field, and by symbolism, it also works on Alya's wants and needs. Bees do relate to leadership, but they also relate to working with others and prioritizing others over yourself, which Alya needs. She means well, but she can take over and be inconsiderate. The other big appeal is this can play into an Alya vs Chloe rivalry, a Bee vs Wasp, as Alya and Chloe have a lot of similarities in how they treat others so can be good foils to each other. Pollen though would need an overhaul in personality. Mouse can play off Alya needing to learn to work better with others, and also getting a taste of who she is. She and Mullo could be fun as Alya does dabble in mischief. Ox can work off Alya being stubborn and charging in, sometimes literally power housing her decision forward. Ox/Bull though is also tied to shouldering the burdens of others, to provide assistance, have strength to carry on when others don't. Could be nice things for Alya to learn. Tiger is an in between Mouse and Ox in appeal, it works off Alya as an aggressor and powering her way through things, but she also needs to learn subtly and to go about things smarter. It's actually set up to be a better Fox for her as she can be involved in fights like she wants to. Roaar would also be a kwami that's involved with her and get through to her when she's getting stubborn. Dragon a lot of the similar appeal to Tiger, allowing flexibility in the battlefield. Longg would work on Alya's heroism, and try to adjust how she helps others. Horse could be interesting and fun, with it largely coming down to Alya and Kaalki as this kwami has a similar personality to Chloe. Horse would also work off Alya want to be a hero, and would work on her sense of chevalry. Rooster works off Alya's vigilance, want to be a leader and protector, and strong ties to truth. She and Orikko could be fun as both would be big personalities paired together. Dog can work off Alya's quickness in accepting others, instinct to step up and help, and some of her underhanded tactics. It can work on her loyalty and awareness of others and how she treats them, and Barkk could also work at the play vs work as Alya does seem to initially treat heroing as a game.

Nino

Ladybug can work off Nino's want to be a director, which does mean he should be clever and an elaborate thinker. It would also offer a lot of flexibility on where he should be in the field. Cat has a little less appeal as I see Nino preferring to be more long range in fights or more support, at the core, I think him and Plagg could be a funny match up. Something along the lines of the appeal of Plagg and Felix. Plagg just throws curve balls into Nino's life and he has to roll with them or fumble. Fox is one of the better matches for Nino out of the 5. It is going to be more long range and prefers to be out of the heat of things, and the little focus Nino has gotten (at least s1-3 as that's what I work off of), he seems to prefer to be more the background. Like, even Carapace's intro fight does NOTHING against Anansi. You could cut Carapace out of Anansi and you wouldn't miss much. Nino just isn't built to be in the direct line of fire. So Fox can meet that, and it can play into his want to be a director cause he'll need to know how to put on a good show, how to influence a crowd. Trixx could also be an interesting kwami to see paired with him. Mouse I think Nino could roll with the power of cloning, but Nino and Mullo I think could be a funny match up, similar appeal to him and Plagg. Ox is kinda a reverse on Alya having it. Nino is someone who readily shoulders the burdens of others and readily offers his support, now he he just needs to stand his ground more, discover his own inner strength. Though Ox may not put him where he wants to be in fights. Snake is going to be up Nino's alley by default of having a role in leadership but not being directly involved. It can also work off some clashing duality we see in Nino, where largely he is providing and helpful, but he can be inconsiderate too. I also think him and Sass could be very interesting to see as a piar. Pig largely works off Nino being supportive and empathetic, but him and Daizzi could be fun. Nino can have tendencies of being controlling and pushy, paired with Daizzi who can be oblivious and should be on the side of lazy can counter that.

Kagami

Cat can honestly be one of Kagami's ideal Miraculous. It plays off how she likes to work and where she wants to be in fights, while also answering her want for fun, rebellion, and independence. You also have a similar appeal of Plagg and Kagami match up as Kagami can be stiff and controlling and you got Plagg as a source of chaos. Should be quite fun. Turtle has the same appeal as Adrien, as Kagami does like to dive in and can be on the side of reckless, so Turtle offers that nice defense and self protection. And with Wayzz, he could help Kagami with opening up to others and connecting with them. Expand her view to offer protection to others than just going in to fight. Bee on paper is the 2nd most solid match up. Bee does work with who Kagami is, being very dedicated and efficient, but it also works off what she wants, connections with others and learning to work with others. Pollen though will need an overhaul in personality. Ox similar appeal to Bee as it can work off Kagami's aggression and personal power, but also help with connection with others, to step up to help others and share their burdens. Tiger has a lot of similar appeals to Cat, in that it plays off how she is, but also works off her want to rebel and be more independent. Roaar would also have similar appeals to Plagg in terms of chaotic personality, but probably would rile Kagami up as she's not lazy or selective on her duty. Horse works off Kagami's dedication and sense of duty, but can work off Kagami stepping up as a hero, helping others, and learning true nobility. Kaalki could also be an interesting kwami to pair with her. Goat is largely working off the reveal that Kagami is artistic. Goats are also known to be escape artist and rebellion, to do their own thing, so Kagami can work off that. And if Goat also represents Sheep, it can play off Kagami's want to connect with others and learn to be apart of a flock. Ziggy I like the idea of her being sweet but blunt, so she could be fun to pair with Kagami. Monkey just works off Kagami's want for fun, freedom, and rebellion, though I think Xuppu would drive her up the wall. Rooster works off the aggression and honesty, but can work off that want for connection as they are social birds. Orikko could also be fun to pair with Kagami and probably wouldn't clash with her too much. Dog can play off Kagami's sense of duty, but could help her in forming relations with others. Stepping up to help others. To be more accepting and open minded. Barkk I also think would hit that sweet spot as I see her as a kwami that knows there's a time for play and time for work.

Zoe

Cat works off Zoe's cunning and cleverness, and could help push her to stand her ground against Chloe. Plagg also does wind up going 110% commited to his humans, so Zoe can find someone in her corner and really support her. Fox works off Zoe as an actor and skilled manipulator, one who knows how to lie and misdirect others, and her cunning. And while it plays off her natural skills, Trixx would be a good kwami to help shape her into who Zoe wants to be. Rabbit in terms of symbolism can work off Zoe well, being clever and benevolent, offering provision and assistance. It can work off that strength of being in a tight spot and surviving through it. Snake can work off her cunning and manipulative skill. Sass should be like Trixx in helping her grow into who she is and wants to be. But should also offer the chance to really stand her ground against Chloe. Goat works off her creativity, learning to stand her ground, and going for what she wants. It can also work off her wanting to be apart of the flock, and which can have her be a bit of a sheep before she joins the right flock. Rooster works off the need for Zoe to embrace who she is and her moral standing. And it could be funny for someone who has a knack for lying paired with a big symbol of honesty. Dog works off Zoe's want for connection, her being open minded and accepting, willingness to work, and potentially the unconditional love she could have for Chloe? It can work off her better connecting with others too. And Barkk I think would be sweet and helpful. Pig works off Zoe's cleverness and being very empathetic. It can also work off Zoe needing to learn to not stress about how others will view her and fitting in, or pleasing them with what they want her to be, that she needs to do her own thing and be who she wants to be. And Daizzi being oblivious, lazy, and friendly could click well with Zoe.

[marinerainbow]

Moony I hope you are having an amazing amazing day ^^ And Op too!! Have an amazing amazing day.

Anyway- interview question 22- What's the easiest way to flirt with you? (: Haha XD

-👠🐊👠

Ah, an ask for Moony! The best boy deserves it ^^

Also... You want to know how to flirt with Moony that badly, huh? 😏

22. What’s the easiest way to flirt with you?

The wolf's fur bristled at that- though not in irritation, making him look even bigger than he already was. That same thick fur should have been able to hide his blush, but thanks to toon law, you could see the pink tinge clear as day, "Flirt? Ah-ha- why do you wanna know, ma'am?"

When you explained why, the 'big and bad' wolf looked more bashful. Not on the same level as his ex-girlfriend, you noted. But noticeable nonetheless, "Huh. Didn't think anybody would say all that about me from a first meeting... You haven't been stalking me, have 'ya?"

He laughed a little at his own joke, waving a dismissive hand, "Nah, nah. I'm just kidding. Well..." Man, where was he supposed to start? How do you tell a stranger how you liked to be flirted with? Wait, was this you trying to make a move on him? No, he should get that thought out of his head. Even if you did look sweet, "I guess the easiest way to get to me is just... Being cute in general. I've got a soft spot for adorable little guys-"

As if to confirm, a tiny, cute, fluffy white head poked out of Moony's jacket pocket. The actual rabbit sniffed at the air before looking straight at you, and squeaking. The large toons' ears twitched before he looked down, and then he softly laughed before gently petting the rabbit's head with a single clawed digit. His tail started to wag when the rabbit purred and leaned into his paw, "See? I can't even leave my baby back home. When I'm not working, at least. I'm weak for soft cuties... Kinda like you."

He wasn't sure if you were trying to spark something between you two. But even if you weren't, a little compliment never hurt anybody. As long as you weren't scared by it, of course.

(I couldn't NOT answer this ask without involving Cake! It would be a crime if I did!)

[softsnzstuff]

Corroded Coffin prompt from @ohgodnonotthis - We know eddie would be the type to look up his band and all that fun shit- imagine if he found kink content of himself and/or the band and, instead of being weirded out, he critiques and fact checks it.

A.K.A the one where Steve tells Eddie about the kink

This was so fun to work on - Part two coming SOON • As always, thanks to @dontfeeltoohot for helping me brainstorm. -KB

*****

The guys are all sitting in Tim’s living room talking about the upcoming gigs that they are playing. Eddie’s staring intently at his phone, face scrunched up in thought.

“Ummmm Eds, you wanna share with the class?”

Eddie looked up and blushed slightly.

“Oh my god are you googling us again? You gotta stop doing that man.” Jeff rolled his eyes in a playful way.

“Okay but this is so interesting??” Eddie commented, “I was looking at some random shit online and I stumbled upon this post that said my nose was cute…”

“And??” Gareth prodded.

“And I sort of went down the rabbit hole a bit. Did you know… some people are into sneezing?”

“What do you mean they’re into sneezing?” Jeff asked.

“Like they’re into it, dumbass, what do you think I meant? Like here this post here - I bet Eddie is a messy sneezer - like if anyone’s a messy sneezer it’s Fuckin Gareth!”

Tim and Jeff laughed, Gareth playfully punching his best friend in the arm. The younger man points down at Eddie’s screen.

“Oh yeah? Well they fucking nailed this one: I bet Eddie is clingy when he’s sick.”

Eddie scoffed. “You must be joking. No I’m not?!”

“Yes you are!” The other three said in unison before laughing.

Now it was Eddie’s turn to roll his eyes and he kept scrolling.

“Stop!” Tim pointed as he skimmed over his friends shoulder. “That says they think I sneeze super loud?? Is it just because I’m bigger? That’s Gareth again!”

“Yeah and Jeff actually sneezes the most… not me.” Eddie mumbles.

They all chuckle before Gareth speaks. “We should critique them. Spill the beans about how Jeff is an angry sick person because he misses his mommy. Or how Tim’s kitten sneeze is a secret.”

He was joking, of course, but they all considered for a moment before laughing and switching subjects.

***

At the end of the night, Eddie had a call from Steve. He picked up the phone and they chatted about their day as Eddie walked to his car and started it up.

“So Steve you’ll never guess what we saw online today. There’s a corner of the Internet where fans are like. Into our sneezes??”

Steves heart stopped as pure adrenaline rushed through his body. Eddie knew about the kink. What the fuck.

“Hmm that’s weird.” Steve lied through his teeth trying to cover for himself.

“No it’s not.”

There was a pause. “What?”

Eddie laughed, “I said no it’s not. It’s not weird. It’s kinda cute. Plus we don’t kink shame in this household Steven.” He teased.

“I uh…. Ummm.” Steve was debating what to do before he just ripped the band aid off, “Im part of that corner, Eddie. I have a sneeze kink…”

Eddie laughed again, “That’s so cute Steve, are you serious???”

“Yeah don’t laugh.”

“Sorry it’s just. That’s so you. So you like it when I sneeze? Like it turns you on or something?”

“Yes. That doesn’t weird you out?”

“No Steve. I always think it’s gross when I sneeze. Im more than happy to know it’s a turn on for you, I mean what?!”

There’s silence.

“So you really are part of that community?” Eddie asks gently, not wanting Steve to feel uncomfortable.

“Yeah I am.” The younger man says barely above a whisper.

“And you let these people THINK that I’m clingy when I’m sick???? You didn’t correct them?”

Steve laughed audibly, “What is there to correct Eddie? You are clingy when you’re sick!!”

Eddie knew Steve couldn’t see him, but he pouted anyways before he got a wicked grin.

“I don’t think I’m clingy when I’m sick. But now that I know you’re into it? I’m about to be.”

TBC 😈😈