#;; ic tag (crack)

[frozcnlight]

She has frozen butter and is not afraid to throw it at somebody's head!

[ronithesnail]

i cant explain it but this moment is so gay of them. just look at em. standing next to eachother and posing like that. synchronized and on cue exactly at the same time without hesitation or needing to communicate. they just know. Its a reflex its so natural. gay as fuck

[afterartist]

See I can actually contribute to society now and again

N E Ways have a WIP I’m making :D

The Ice Giants (Uranus in particular) don’t get enough love so shush

Again- this is a WIP and nowhere near complete so shush

[cogitxtio]

Presented without context.

[dreamsofalife]

Fun fact, cannibalism is only explicitly illegal in the state of Delaware! Everywhere else is in the US is fine, but where you get into trouble is messing with bodies. Things like murder and abuse of a corpse are where you get into trouble; if you can get ahold of human flesh other ways, you're in the clear!

[forgottnseccnd]

" ... Why do some believe I require companionship of an intimate nature... "

[splickedylit]

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kongo Unsui/Hiruma Youichi/Anezaki Mamori, One-Sided Kongo Agon/Hiruma Youichi, Kongo Agon & Kongo Unsui Characters: Kongo Unsui, Hiruma Youichi, Anezaki Mamori, Kongo Agon, Lots of cameo Enma Fires and Saikyou Wizards throughout, …………………………and Musashi Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Awakenings, Emotional Repression, Polyamory, Canon-Typical Quarterback (And Manager) Mindgames, these people can't be normal about shit to save their lives, Dysfunctional Family, Agon and Unsui's Convoluted Brother Emotions, And also. parent situation., College is for figuring out you're not straight OR emotionally okay: the fic, …..Unsui deserves to date two people Agon struck out with simultaneously: the fic, It's not exactly hurt/comfort but, Hurt/Validation, isn't a tag

Summary:

“What,” says Unsui, and is keenly, painfully aware that whatever stoic expression his face might have locked itself into in his shock, his cheeks are damningly warm. One part of his mind demands, do something, his plan is working, you’re losing! The other part says, your first kiss was a cackling bastard of a man, because he thought it would make you more likely to lose to him at football. -- Kongo Unsui gets kissed by a man. He's proud to say his performance as a quarterback doesn't suffer at all, in the…extensive aftermath. Hiruma Youichi makes a move, and then does what he does best, which is scramble like a motherfucker and improvise an offense from scratch. Anezaki Mamori analyzes the situation, and politely intervenes. Kongo Agon has a goddamn crisis.

[qyburn-in-the-black-cells]

Alysanne and Viserra’s relationship and her engagement to the elderly Theodore Manderly is weird because it can probably be read two ways -

1 - She’s projected so much of herself and Jaehaerys relationship onto Baelon and Alyssa that it makes her worry about a younger, prettier woman trying to seduce Jaehaerys if she died. And she knows he, the man who might’ve involved threesomes in her early sexual development (Corysnne Wilde), wouldn’t say no.

or

2 - If you buy into the theory Saera was sexually abused: Viserra exhibited the same signs as Saera but Alysanne wasn’t able or willing to identify before. So she makes the hastiest marriage possible to get Viserra out of court (away from Jaehaerys). And, look at that, it’s to an elderly Theodore Manderely who’ll probably die before she’s twenty, leaving her an immensely rich (childless) widow able to choose her next husband or live independently for the rest of her life.

Or both. Honestly it could be both. It’s probably both.

[personinthepalace]

Milligan Wetherall in The Riddle of Ages

inspired by this post by @mvshortcut

[godzexperiment]

"Okay what is an candy corn?"

[ocamporain]

Everyone in the first Resident Evil movie looks like they’re 12 years old compared to now. our tiny babies were all in their early twenties, aside from Spence. Spence is a douche (He was still a wee child at 31.).  Alice was 24, Rain was 23, Matt was 25, Spence was 31 and Kap was 32 but look at those little faces.

[arobinwithoutbatman]

...actually that's a thought.

What would my siblings do if there were like... 3 of me running around all expressing our autism differently?

[wolfpackmuses]

Balasar appears at your bedside at 3 AM like this, what do you do?

[disturbnot]

 " I would get a BBL just to fart louder. "

[valvoxtek]

' skibidi toilet . . . griddy . . . alpha . . . sigma . . . LEAUGE OF LEGENDS ! '

[dreamsofalife]

"I just listened to Hot To Go for the first time and yeah. This is gonna be my whole personality for the next week."