"๐ฅ๐ข๐ฅ๐จ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ญ๐๐ก" a collection of lines from the 2002 movie Lilo and Stitch.
ย ย ย โ i prefer to be called evil genius. โย ย ย ย
ย ย ย ย โ does this look infected to you? โ
ย ย ย ย โ what's going on down there? โ
ย ย ย ย โ am i to assume you are the expert? โ
ย ย ย ย โ it's sandwich day. โ
ย ย ย ย โ you better not have rabies. โ
ย ย ย ย โ hey! watch where you're going, stupidhead! โ
ย ย ย โ leave me alone to die. โ
ย ย ย โ you are so finished when i get in there. โ
ย ย ย โ i thought we could sit out here and talk. โ
ย ย ย โ you don't look like a social worker โ
ย ย ย โ did you ever kill anyone? โ
ย ย ย โ let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. โ
ย ย ย โ i am the one they call when things go wrong. and things have indeed gone wrong. โ
ย ย ย โ in case you're wondering, this did not go well. โ
ย ย ย โ you have three days to change my mind. โ
ย ย ย โ i shouldn't have yelled at you. โ
ย ย ย โ your butt is crushing me. โ
ย ย ย โ why do you act so weird? โ
ย ย ย โ i have just discovered this situation to be far too hazardous! โ
ย ย ย โ this is low even for you. โ
ย ย ย โ that is the ugliest thing i have ever saw. โ
ย ย ย โ oh, great, he's loose. โ
ย ย ย โ you're loose in the house all the time, and i sleep just fine. โ
ย ย ย โ it's nice to live on an island with no large cities. โ
ย ย ย โ she likes your butt and fancy hair. โ
ย ย ย โ your head looks... swollen. โ
ย ย ย โ he's just cranky because it's his bedtime. โ
ย ย ย โ don't pull on her head! she's recovering from surgery. โ
ย ย ย โ you wreck everything you touch. โ
ย ย ย โ no more caffeine for you. โ
ย ย ย โ you're just jealous 'cause i'm pretty! โ
ย ย ย โ i think it might be a koala. an evil koala. โ
ย ย ย โ what must it be like to have nothing? not even memories to visit in the middle of the night... โ
ย ย ย โ see? he's sad, because he's all alone and nobody wants him. โ
ย ย ย โ thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. โ
ย ย ย โ here. hold it like this and put your fingers here. โ
ย ย ย โ this is the face of romance. โ
ย ย ย โ she looks like she could use some lovin'. โ
ย ย ย โ we've been having a bad day. โ
ย ย ย โ this isn't what it looks like. โ
ย ย ย โ do you dream about them? โ
ย ย ย โ i hate the ocean! โ
ย ย ย โ sometimes you try your hardest but things don't work out the way you want them to. sometimes things have to change. and maybe sometimes they're for the better. even if... โ
ย ย ย โ oh, good. my dog found the chainsaw. โ
ย ย ย โ this is not going to end well. โ
ย ย ย โ you ruined everything. โ
ย ย ย โ you're one of them? โ
ย ย ย โ and here i thought you'd be difficult to catch. โ
ย ย ย โ okay, talk. i know you had something to do with this. โ
ย ย ย โ after all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? โ
ย ย ย โ what exactly are we doing? โ
ย ย ย โ oh, good. i was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things i did today. โ
ย ย ย โ get off my ship! โ
ย ย ย โ don't leave me, okay? โ
ย ย ย โ you're vile! you're foul! you're flawed! โ
ย ย ย โ nobody gets left behind. โ
ย ย ย โ you came back. โ
ย ย ย โ this is my family. i found it all on my own. โ
ย ย ย โ i was afraid you were going to say that. โ
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&. ๐๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐จ๐ ๐๐ข๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ ๐ฎ๐ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ๐ฌ.
( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )
โ i could keep you safe. theyโre all afraid of me. โ
โ iโm trying to fix your hair, so hold still. โ
โ your heart is beating so fast right now. โ
โ promise me youโll still be here when i wake up. โ
โ youโre not as bad as everyone says you are. โ
โ i thought youโd like some company. โย
โ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. โ
โ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. โ
โ you can kiss me, you know. โ
โ come back to bed. โ
โ you look good like this. โ
โ working together again, itโs just like old times. โ
โ how is it you always know what i need, huh? โ
โ youโre lucky you got away with only a scratch. โย
โ i canโt imagine losing someone like that. iโm sorry. โ
โ you know you can always talk to me. โ
โ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. โ
โ so, what do i owe this pleasure? โ
โ ah, so you arenโt heartless after all. โ
โ may i have this dance? โย
โ itโs okay, you can touch me. i won't break. โ
โ enemies make the best lovers, you know. โ
โ hold still. this might sting a little. โ
โ we can't keep doing this. โย
โ you look like you've got something to say. โ
โ just relax and let me take care of you. โ
โ thought youโd be lighter without all that blood. โ
โ i had it under control. you didnโt need to do that. โ
โ everything looks so beautiful from up here. โ
โ you treat all your ladies like this? โ
โ well? how do i look? โ
โ canโt sleep? โ
โ do you mind if i smoke? โ
โ iโm scared of ending up alone. โ
โ i donโt think iโve ever seen you smile. โ
โ how long has it been since you've slept? โ
โ you are losing my interest, and thatโs very dangerous. โ
โ iโd suffer hell if youโd tell me what youโd do to me tonight. โ
โ you look really pretty right now. โ
โ iโve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. โ
โ iโm not wearing any underwear. thought youโd like to know. โ
โ just a few more stitches and youโll be as good as new. โ
โ iโd say we make a pretty good team. โ
โ i want you to forget this ever happened. โ
โ i'm here for business โ not pleasure. โ
โ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. โ
โ you'd look better down on your knees. โ
โ fine, keep acting like you hate me. โ
โ kiss me again. โ
โ are you asking me out on a date? โ
โ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. โ
โ you okay? caught you staring off into space again.ย โ
โ well, i do feel better now that you're here. โ
โ i'm not drunk enough for this. โย
โ why is it whenever we see each other, youโre covered in blood? โ
โ i was wrong about you. โย
โ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. โ
โ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? โ
โ iโm not afraid of you. โ
โ books mean more to me than people anyway. โ
โ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. โ
โ how about a kiss goodnight? โ
โ i donโt have time for distractions right now. โ
โ you shouldnโt be out here by yourself. โย
โ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. โ
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The B.S.A.A. has their own form of social media and she's not having it.
"Whose bright idea was it to even implement this shit as--"
The Latina used air quotes to show how annoyed she was.
"Necessary communications." mocking the name, rolling her tongue along the inside of her cheek in annoyance.
"Whatever happened to good old-fashioned comms? Do I look like I know how to use this shit?"
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โ ๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐จ ๐ง๐๐๐๐ฉ. ๐๐โ๐ง๐ ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐ค๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ ๐๐๐ง๐. . . โ
An experienced portrayal of Chad Kaplan from Resident Evil, used to write the muse on Twitter. Literate and descriptive, will match in detail. Writer is an adult so no minors ! Open to characters from films and games. The account rules are found here. Written by: #Endure. Shipping: with heavy chemistry, multi-ship. OC and AU friendly. Crossovers are welcome.
Feel free to send starters, ask anything or hit me up!
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Unpopular opinion. But why do people need to write with hundreds of writers as the same character?
DUPLICATES VS. EXCLUSIVE.
Think about it. Some may argue it's because different people bring different things to the table, or that everyone deserves a fair chance. But in the end---it's mixing story lines and getting confused with those people, not remembering who the other was, not remembering interactions and a lot of people (myself included) change usernames a lot, which leads others to thinking they have been writing with a lot of different writers, when it has indeed been one or two, usually one.
I'll never forget what spurred exclusivity on. I was writing as a character, and the writer literally was carrying on our storyline with another version of that character leaving both writers confused and irritated. And I said, never again. And when I approached the writer--their response was, oh, sorry, I thought it was okay since it was just a duplicate.
Why it's greedy: The confusion, is a big one. Another is that in the end, you just don't need all of those duplicates. I firmly believe anyone should be able to write as whoever they want to write, but the line should be drawn if people get inspiration from other portrayals and use them. Whether it be headcanons, or writing that sounds similar, things like that. It takes two seconds to go to someone and ASK. Otherwise, it becomes who is the copycat, and a lot of griping and unnecessary things.
Which is why exclusivity is a choice--it's not to force anyone to do ANYTHING, it is a choice. But it also comes down to respect of storylines, zero hurt feelings, and zero drama.
So in the end, many people can write whoever they want to, more power to them, I have friends that do this---but there are other people involved, it's not just you or your blog, respect is free. This is a PSA to anyone in RP, honestly, not just Resident Evil in which I have been here...lord, since I was fourteen through good and bad and dealt with crazy person after crazy person.
Don't be selfish, don't make excuses and most certainly don't expect lasting friendships if someone acts like this. Do what you want. Write how you want. As for there being many writers of Rain over the years, it's literally just been me and rarely, a friend of mine or someone new here and there. So as far as anything being stolen, it was literally mine to begin with because it was me.
I've written with COUNTLESS Alice's over the years, but now I just stick to one. Why? Because the storylines bled into each other, because it got confusing, because people got hurt, and I find myself stress free with just one portrayal, I don't need two or three or 4000 of them because I adore the character. I respect the writer, I respect the storylines.
All in all, don't be a dick.
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