#; voice mail.

[hajimedics]

I'M NOT YOUR DOLL AND I'LL THINK FOR MYSELF AND I'LL LIVE FOR MYSELF

[littlefleamart]

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[picaroroboto]

I was suppressing Nothing There the other day. w. why does it say this

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

(loosely) that scene from potc... its so Them i think...

[3liza]

i have another pet tip, for all pets not just dogs: take them to the vet young and/or soon after you adopt them, BEFORE something is wrong with them. either book a basic wellness appt for checks (no shots or procedures) or just ask the vet if it's ok if you drop by with the pet either on leash or in a carrier and just get as far as the waiting room or outside the clinic if they're still doing COVID airlock protocols or busy. plan for this to take several hours. let the pet approach the vet office entrance and hear/see/smell the waiting room, windows into the room, the door, all the spots around the door, etc. engage positively with them if they're feeling interested, soothe them if they're nervous, and give high value treats if possible. maybe assign a super S tier treat JUST for the vet (bacon, shrimp, stinkiest cheese, whatever). feeding them can short circuit their anxiety loops (not all the time for every animal, but as a general guideline). even a single positive exposure to the vet office environment will help next time you bring them in. a treat jackpot for every time they act brave and explore further is a great technique

vet visits aren't just more pleasant when the pet is not freaking out, they're safer for the vet and safer for the pet, not just because animals injure themselves and humans when scared, but also because it's a lot harder to examine a panicky cat or aggressive dog. if your pet is sick and you bring it to the vet and the vet needs four techs just to restrain it to take a temperature, that vet is not going to be able to get a good observation of the symptoms. they won't be able to get a baseline blood pressure or heart rate. panic alone can kill small animals like rabbits and birds.

when you meet the nurse or tech or vet at an appointment, pass them some of the special treats and ask them to feed some to the animal if the animal is willing to take them and it doesn't interfere with the appointment. vets are usually able to spare a couple seconds to do this to make the visit easier and the next visit even easier. i did this for my dog and he thinks the vets are his best friends even though he's had multiple surgeries, vaccinations, exams where he was nervous or uncomfortable, etc.

not all animals can be acclimated to the vet but most can. in an emergency it can make a huge difference whether your pet is a behavior case when you bring them in to the office or not, which is not the vet's fault but a factor of animal behavior. you can plan for it and make it easier on yourself!

edit: buying a muzzle in your dog's size and getting him used to it is an even bigger bonus tip. vets will love you for this. even good dogs sometimes need a muzzle. pain and fear do weird things to animal behavior

[opheliasam]

why is this so funny.. and dean coded

[bucket-of-amethyst]

I want to crochet an Impulse plushie and get my hands on one of those voice boxes and record the "hohmygawd 😩" voice line on it and put it inside so it activates when u press it and then mail it directly to Impulse. The plush will be holding a wing with hot sauce on it ofc

[royalarchivist]

Pac: This image gave me depression. This image here. This image here gave me–

Pac: ...Mitw at the very end? Hey, who made this caption? Who made this caption?! Nonononononono– Damn, Mitw, I had forgotten about that. Mitw out of nowhere at the very end. Guys, I didn't remember that! No, I don't remember that. No, I don't remember that in the caption. Damn guys, it's so fast at the end.

[morphinejunkie]

official english dub voice actors for matt (drew nelson) & mello (david r. moore) are back to fuck some shit up! audio drama, playing out the reunion scenes from chapter 4 & 5 of Crush. read along!

full episode: https://youtu.be/o0bjdE27_0U

sound mixing: @jeevasphere

[o-kye]

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[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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[tkachukisms]

https://www.tumblr.com/tkachukisms/760811821401784320?source=share

Fagcent 😭😂 poor luke.. He does sound a little... zesty at times 😭

Why does he sound so different to his bros?? Quinn and Jack sound identical lol

i've condensed my reasonings for the fagcent allegations (the fagations if you would) into a single video that is very much only funny to me and me alone. god bless america.

[jeonbunnie]

just finished crying my eyes out to love is gone & why do i lowkey want oc to have a major glow up, run into jungkook months later & him realizing he made the biggest mistake of his life like i want him to grovel so bad for her just so he feels a little bit of what she felt … omg 😭

I can totally see it 😌

He runs into you six months later, and the realization hits him like a truck. He fucked up.

You're out with your friends sitting at the bar, looking hot as fuck in tight little number he'd love to peel off you if your were still his. But you're not. And the only person he has to blame for that is him.

And maybe he's had a few drinks, but all he can think about is how pretty you look. Your skin is glowing, and your smile is brighter than he's ever seen, radiant like the sun. Suddenly, it hits him that this smile is not for him. That you'd smile might never be his again, and he's desperate.

He'd do anything to have that kind of sunshine in his life again.

“(Y/n)?”

It's not even a choice to call your name. It just happens. And yeah, maybe he's a little drunk, and if he were sober, he'd have the decency to leave you alone, but he just can't.

One minute, you're locking eyes; the next, he's chasing after you in the crowd, asking you to wait, to just hear me out.

You don't stop for even a second. It's not until you're out of the club and halfway down the street that Jeongguk even manages to catch your jacket and bring you to a pause.

“(Y/n), please. Just wait—"

"What? What do you want, Jeongguk? What could you possibly want with me now?"

Jeongguk wants so much he doesn't know where to start. He tried to apologize, to tell you it was a mistake. He was so, so stupid to think he could ever live without you.

It's been a couple of months since Jeongguk left your bed and walked out of your life. The moment he left your side, he regretted it. And with every step he took away from you, the feeling of dread only got stronger.

He tried to brush it off, tried to reason it out. Things were still fresh; of course, he'd still feel an emotional connection to you. It would pass. Right?

Except it didn't. That empty, hollow, missing feeling didn't go away.

Not when he moved out. Not when he got his own empty, lonely apartment. Not even when Jeongguk tried dating again. Because no one he dated could compare to you.

That ache for you stayed. Always.

He wanted to tell you all of this, but he can't tell by the look on your face that he only has a couple of minutes—hell—seconds before you turn around and leave him behind. This time for good.

So Jeon Jeongguk kneeled, his knees pressing into the hard concrete beneath him. It was gravelly, and he could feel wet spots sink into his jeans from when it rained outside earlier, but he couldn't find it in himself to care about the mess.

All he cared about was you.

Jeongguk begs. "Please. Please give me another chance."

"What? You broke up with me, remember?" You moved to pull away, but Jeongguk held your hand, anything to keep you near.

"It was a mistake. Ending us was a mistake."

"Jeongguk… you're drunk. You won't even mean this in the morning."

"I mean it! I mean it."

I regret it every day." Jeongguk leaned forward, nuzzling his cheek against your thighs. Maybe it's a little pathetic, but he can't help himself; he needs to be close to you in any way he can. "Can't we just start over?"

"Jeongguk…"

Jeongguk looked up at you then, his nose red and his lashes wet with tears. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."

He means it; he really does. Jeongguks hasn't been more sorry about anything in his life.

"If you give me another chance, I won't ever let you go again. Say yes. Please?"

Please, please, please?

[labratboygirl]

🪤

CHEESE ????!?,??FOR ME !!?!???? JOYOUS DAY hold on let me move this stick out of the way first

[anantaru]

When u said u got a (hot) russian voice me:

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA BYE IM CRYING let me whisper into your ear

[aurorangen]

If detectives can't solve it, then I will.

Transcript & Bonus:

Please you don't have to worry. Even if...

...

Billy: Hey Vinny! It's great to see you…and Renee? Fancy seeing you two together.

Renee: [lets go of Vincent and steps towards Billy] Hi Uncle Billy, we were just hanging out- Vincent: [pulls Renee closer before she says anymore] Actually Chief, we're seeing each other now.

Billy: You guys are dating? Who would've thought, congrats! Hmm your Dad will have so many questions. Renee: I can already imagine what he'll say, but I haven't told Dad or anyone at home yet… Billy: Aha I'm the first to know! Better tell them soon. And Vinny, can I speak with you for a moment?

Billy: I'm so sorry we couldn't make much progress on your Dad's case…again. Vincent: [uncomfortable] You don't have to keep apologising to me Billy. Your team tried your best. Billy: Ah it's just a habit [hesitates] we tried back then and there's still no progress now.

Vincent: No, it's alright. Some team will solve it. I'm a step closer to graduating, a step closer to becoming a prosecutor…if detectives can't solve it, then I will. I know you have trouble with acquiring certain info and confronting suspects but I'm [pauses uncertainty on his face]…confident the law route will help me there.

Billy: Don't stress too much ok? It's been 11 years now, you're safe Vinny. Vincent: I know, but I want to make sure that…he's you know. Dead. Billy: If you ever wanna talk about it, my office is always open. Or contact our team.

Vincent: Thanks Billy. And you should know…when the time is right, I'll go and find out. There's no stopping me.

...

Billy's voicemail: Hey Bryce! Looking forward to seeing you soon. Can't believe Robbie's off to uni, we're getting old huh. Has Renee told you about her boyfriend? I saw them today. He's called Vincent [smiles] a good lad. He's close friends with Charlie! Practically watched him grow up. So please, you don't have to worry about him.