#; The Narrator speaks! (OOC)

[bloodsoakedurge]

Your boy is presenting his research!

[the-party-dude]

* The portal thingy opened up as hiero was playing with bishops robotic suit, hiero, then looked at mikey before running to mikey, letting out incoherent nonsense, whining*

{Mikey was inside a pretty spacious holding cell. He looked at Hiero as the portal started to close behind them.}

...

Hiero?

[Lol. Hiero now in the cell with Mikey.]

[mrthenarrator]

As wonderful as escaping the Parable and being free in the real world is, the only thing im saddened about is that I now have to abide by local law enforcement and the law of the country.

Yes, I know having the legal documentation means I can make my own purchases and have a passport and do whatever it is you do with forged papers. But now if I do anything illegal like say, stealing a car, I would get arrested. And im far too handsome and intelligent to get caught like that. I simply will not let it happen!

And yet. I must behave. How cruel the world works. I just can't give out chainsaws like I used to. (especially not after last year. The cardboard car is still in our basement.)

[jane-lynndrake-t]

Do you actually want a reason why you may be kidnapped?

I- might have some ideas.

But how would you know? We haven't spoken before this? Nor have we met?

[sennenpharaoh]

Oh by the by if you see a pissed off Colonel on dash I just wanna set it straight

it wasn't me

[mercysought]

1k words and I'm only midway through the drabble plus still need to write an action scene? no problemo

[lxghtofrc]

An interest tracker has been made for this guy. If you're interested in having some sort of connection to Yami/Atem, then please give this a like and we can go from there.

[tytoalbatross]

a conversation(?) i had with my friends that i Vividly imagined as our pfps

(the tbh narrator is by blackkatdraws!)

[storybounded]

I gotta. Stop listening to Orchestrals sometimes...

[astrumocs]

The only character on my blog that’s functioned as a narrator is Basili, Reshaper and Julius’s lusus, but he can only narrate for the two of them and only on occasion.

I think Reshaper has the potential to narrate for Julius, or anyone on my blog that he knows about really, but it doesn’t really appeal to him to do so…

[emotionally-mature-mechanic]

[In the bottom of a drawer in Mechanic’s Workshop lies an old, crumpled up photo… What could this be?]

(OOC: Colourized version under cut-)

[bloodsoakedurge]

I do find it kind of interesting that I’ve never really had any anon asks that are “weird” or “out there” in any capacity. I don’t exactly get many anon asks to begin with, but I feel like there could be a correlation between my account (both Balasar and my main account) seeming to be more “intimidating” to others and not getting those anon asks.

Why people find me intimidating? I dunno. I like to think I’m approachable.

[the-party-dude]

You've been turned into a vampire!

Wait what!?

But I was eating garlic earlier!

What's gonna hap-!

{Mikey promptly passes out.}

(@captain-ryans-no1-fan-2 @donniepedia-the-encyclopedia)

[THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! >:D]

[And just to be a nuisance, Donnie, your little antidote won't work on Mikey! >:D]

[mrthenarrator]

Learning how to play the guitar outside of the game is unreasonably hard.

I get that here I have to relearn motor controls to play it, but it never hurt this much when I played the guitar in the Parable!

My poor fingers.... 😔 oh how they hurt terribly so.

I read online that for my fingers to not hurt when playing, I would need to develop calluses.

How do I do that? Is there some sort of code base that needs to be added for me to obtain calluses on my fingers? What sort of development are we talking here? Im something of a developer myself -I made a critically acclaimed game after all- but im rather lost on this "callus" thing.

Perhaps I'll just google a bit more. Im just putting my thoughts to paper at the moment.

Or... post, I suppose. 😕

[general-kalani]

Y'all have no idea how badly I wanna grab this shit jfc-

[sp1d3r-y0ka1]

{A shadowy figure appears in your office, having slipped by all the bellhops and guards undetected.}

I wish to speak with you.

And who might you be, mmm?

And how did you get in here?

I am Min, and I got in here just by simply sticking to the shadows.

{BM watches Min carefully, observing them for a moment.}

And what could you possibly want to speak with me about?

You like to make deals, don't you?

Well, I would like to make a deal.

A deal you say?

Well then, let's hear it.

I shall fight for you if you free Jennika.

And I mean completely free her, no strings attached.

{BM morphs into her yokai form, getting closer to Min. An intimidation tactic.}

And why would I do that, mmm?

What could you possibly bring to my Battle Nexus?

{Min doesn't back down and looks unamused to BM.}

I have many powers that aid me.

{Min then proceeds to demonstrate their powers.}

And throughout my 5,000 years of roaming the earth, I have learned a thing or two.

5,000 years, mmm?

Well, haven't you been around awhile.

That's what happens when you can't die.

{BM morphs back into her human disguise and sits on her desk.}

You don't say.

{Min watches BM for a moment.}

I can't die, and I can't get hurt.

But I can become weakened when I use my powers for too long.

And when that happens, light does affect me.

But all I need is a dark place to recover.

You let Jennika go, and allow me my area to recover, and I'm yours.

Very well, you have a deal.

Just sign this contract and the deal shall be valid.

{Min reads the contract and sighs before signing it.}

Oh, splendiferous!

I'm looking forward to your first fight.

[This is not how I normally do things, but I didn't want to rb all of this. So everything in purple is BM and everything in green is Min.]