#; The Narrator speaks! (OOC)

[the-party-dude]

* The portal thingy opened up as hiero was playing with bishops robotic suit, hiero, then looked at mikey before running to mikey, letting out incoherent nonsense, whining*

{Mikey was inside a pretty spacious holding cell. He looked at Hiero as the portal started to close behind them.}

...

Hiero?

[Lol. Hiero now in the cell with Mikey.]

[bloodsoakedurge-a]

So, like… would y’all consider possibly shipping with my boy? Maybe? Perhaps?

[mrthenarrator]

As wonderful as escaping the Parable and being free in the real world is, the only thing im saddened about is that I now have to abide by local law enforcement and the law of the country.

Yes, I know having the legal documentation means I can make my own purchases and have a passport and do whatever it is you do with forged papers. But now if I do anything illegal like say, stealing a car, I would get arrested. And im far too handsome and intelligent to get caught like that. I simply will not let it happen!

And yet. I must behave. How cruel the world works. I just can't give out chainsaws like I used to. (especially not after last year. The cardboard car is still in our basement.)

[bloodsoakedurge]

He's just there... taunting me.

[jane-lynndrake-t]

Do you actually want a reason why you may be kidnapped?

I- might have some ideas.

But how would you know? We haven't spoken before this? Nor have we met?

[sennenpharaoh]

Oh by the by if you see a pissed off Colonel on dash I just wanna set it straight

it wasn't me

[deepwithintheabyss]

AITA for punching my father?

I (2# M) punched my father (3# M) in the face last Tuesday, because i was tired of him making my younger siblings feel like shit. My family fully supports this, but my father hasn’t spoken to me since, or make any attempt. He has even left the continent in response.

So, AITA?

(Don’t mind my glaring lack of knowledge about their ages lol, so take this pathetic excuse for a post)

(this is why you should just go like (20-30 M) or (in my twenties M)

Dude #1

Info: Dude we can't answer that if we don't know why you did it, maybe try to include your reasoning next time

Dude #2

YTA: Violence is never the answer and you should know that, be happy that it's just your dad who turned on you, clearrly he had the right idea you should cut toxic people out of your live. What is wrong with your family for supporting you for that???

Dude #3

ESH: You clearly seem to have had a reason if your fam supports your action but you still suck for punching you, your dad is being am asshole though as well for running away and ignoring you he should at least try and resolve whatever happened

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AITA for only wanting what's best for my son?

So my Son J (earlier 20's) has anger issues and problems with listening to authority or reason. He firmly believes that killing is the best option and that he is allowed to judge who is worthy of living or not.

He does not listen to my many attempts at talking him out of it and trying to reason with him that that is not the way it should be done or how the system works but he only shuts me out.

I have tried to be patient with him and offer him a better chance at living away from all the bad that has happened in his live but he only shuts me out and attempts to harm me.

I have found what I think is a good solution for the problem but now the rest of my family is calling me insane and unreasonable. They do not see that I am only trying to help J and have told me that I am worse than him. I think this is not fair as I have never and will never kill anyone and take someones's life.

I think it's a perfect solution to alter his brain chemistry and use panic inducing chemicals whenever he gets adrenaline bursts to ensure he keeps well out of fights and does not harm anyone anymore. So he can finally have the nice and quite live that he wanted.

So am I the asshole for trying to help my son have a better live??

[cryptidsncurios]

Conspiracy Theory: MoM didn’t actually tell Luxu what was in the Box, and only said something like “I’ll tell you when you’re older,” which accounts for Luxu’s overt reaction, and the “youuu’ll seee” in turn.

Because really, who’s to say MoM has to ever tell the truth? 🤔

[tytoalbatross]

a conversation(?) i had with my friends that i Vividly imagined as our pfps

(the tbh narrator is by blackkatdraws!)

[storybounded]

I gotta. Stop listening to Orchestrals sometimes...

[the-party-dude]

You've been turned into a vampire!

Wait what!?

But I was eating garlic earlier!

What's gonna hap-!

{Mikey promptly passes out.}

(@captain-ryans-no1-fan-2 @donniepedia-the-encyclopedia)

[THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! >:D]

[And just to be a nuisance, Donnie, your little antidote won't work on Mikey! >:D]

[bloodsoakedurge-a]

I might have to start calling Balasar a "murder lizard" from here on out thanks to @silvertiefling. Because I enjoy that name way too much.

[mrthenarrator]

Learning how to play the guitar outside of the game is unreasonably hard.

I get that here I have to relearn motor controls to play it, but it never hurt this much when I played the guitar in the Parable!

My poor fingers.... 😔 oh how they hurt terribly so.

I read online that for my fingers to not hurt when playing, I would need to develop calluses.

How do I do that? Is there some sort of code base that needs to be added for me to obtain calluses on my fingers? What sort of development are we talking here? Im something of a developer myself -I made a critically acclaimed game after all- but im rather lost on this "callus" thing.

Perhaps I'll just google a bit more. Im just putting my thoughts to paper at the moment.

Or... post, I suppose. 😕

[bloodsoakedurge]

Real quick, can I get y'all's opinion about something? Which one do you think looks better:

Option A:

❝Hello, this is a test for quotes.❞

Option B (Also, please let me know if you can't read this):

❝Hello, this is a test for quotes.❞

Updated Color, Lighter Red. Can change further if needed.

❝Hello, this is a test for quotes.❞

[astrumocs]

The only character on my blog that’s functioned as a narrator is Basili, Reshaper and Julius’s lusus, but he can only narrate for the two of them and only on occasion.

I think Reshaper has the potential to narrate for Julius, or anyone on my blog that he knows about really, but it doesn’t really appeal to him to do so…

[emotionally-mature-mechanic]

[In the bottom of a drawer in Mechanic’s Workshop lies an old, crumpled up photo… What could this be?]

(OOC: Colourized version under cut-)