#:bleat:

[marcilled]

im fucking losing it

[stoneclaw]

ending osts that never fail to BRING ME TO TEARS WTF

-"Reset" (okami) -"I was born for this" (journey)

[parhe1ion]

if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations

[boo-moved]

does anyone have the draw your bbygirl like this meme

[queerdraws]

it's zoro's birthday!! happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years

[mintaikk]

EVERYONE SHUT UP IF YOU LISTEN CLOSLEY ALASTOR BLEATS LIKE A FAWN

[the-sun-station]

aaaaa, over the moon with how pretty this sketch I got from thorn_paw is, it turned out soooo good ;w; 💜💚💜💚

🎨: thorn_paw on twitter

[frudoo]

MDNI

One thing is for certain: your apartment was empty when you left for the grocery store, apart from the cats. Everything was in its place, untouched, unbothered.

So why, when you come back from the store with two armfuls of groceries, is every single throw pillow on the floor instead of the couch? Why, then, is your laundry basket tipped over with random articles of clothing thrown all over the house—and why are your cats pawing at your bedroom door, meowing to get in? Truthfully, you’re terrified. Nobody, aside from your landlord, has access to your apartment; and anyway, she’s on vacation.

Really, you shouldn’t be surprised to find your ex-boyfriend, Johnny, in your room. Of course the crazy fucker would still have his spare key. What you are surprised to find, though, is said ex-boyfriend completely naked and going to town on himself—feet flat on the floor as he bounces on what you soon realize is your favorite dildo, jerking his leaking cock with a pair of your panties wrapped around it. Your eye twitches—so that’s why your hamper was in disarray.

From the looks of it, he’s been going at it for a while, stupid fucking mohawk all tussled and partially stuck to his sweaty forehead. To your dismay, his eyes land right on your figure in the doorframe—but instead of being ashamed or even the slightest bit remorseful for his literal criminal actions, he just smirks, holding out his free hand towards you.

“Gonna join me, hen, or jus’ watch like a fookin’ perv?���

[starteas]

The lovers, the dreamers, and me! 🪕🌈

[this-too-shall-bleed]

Uhuhhh this was going to be a painting but this sketch has gripped me so I don’t think I’m going to touch it

I’m in shambles

[yourworsttotebag]

I was looking up weddings in Waterdeep for no reason and

[marcilled]

[mothman-did-nothing-wrong]

[flakops]

just a little off key

[asmidge]

Dragon Ball episode 1

[theonewhobleats]

Chains made of rubberhose.