#:) ily my bestie 💕

[panaxe]

why do you lub me ? 👉🏼👈🏼

Because we are the Problematic Duo🖤

Nothing is good without you, you are my wifey and my bestie. I love that you always understand me and you so kind, sweeet to me. I love everything about you, I feel good with you and it's like you are my sister. And you are so fucking beauty and cutie.

I would marry you if your boyfriend hadn't preceded me.

Should I list more? mwah mwah meow💋

[mikewhoreler]

little different from my regular posts but i just wanted to make a valentines day appreciation post for one of my bestest friends in the UNIVERSE (they're literally my favorite person) @conanssummerchild

ALEX i love you so so much and I'm so glad you're in my life, thank jesus you didn't block me when you thought i was a bot 😭 (I'll never forgive you for that) you're literally so amazing and have impacted me so much, i tell you everything (even tho we don't live in the same country. stupid timezones 😠) you're totally American and toootally not British at all( im literally in love w ur accent. ) you're amazing at guitar and i will never forget when you serenaded me with yoyok, i will literally love you forever for that. you're my mike wheeler, my bbg 🫦 YOU LITERALLY MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY TIME WE TALK and i love listening to your 47294728 voice notes cause youre too lazy to type (esp about community) i just aufhajfje ive literally been blessed by jesus (u) that you're in my life and i love our inside jokes and late night conversations (early morning for you, stop being late to class!!!) you're my big wife, my older sister, my grandmother, my Richie tozier, LITERALLY ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS EVER EVER EVER. i just wanted to wish you the happiest galentines day and tell you how much i love you and also if you ever stop talking to me i will come to your house in the middle of the night and shave your head 😍😍😍 i love you so so so much and im so so grateful for you every day I LOVE YOU COWBOY CLOWN 🤠 🤡

[brandycranby]

you write good!! you write great!!! 🫶🏻 everything you create is genuinely fun to read 🥰❤️‍🔥

please come to the front of the room and hold out your hands for a 'you're doing great' award 😌🫴🏻🏆

this award belongs to you and everybody who has continued to read and reblog and interact with silly old me 🥹🫶🏻✨️💕 i hope i'll be here as long as i can to write more for you 😭😭

[stripesysheaven]

4, 10, 15 <3

4. Do you prefer movies or shows?

shows definitely! its easier to get more emotionally invested than them because you know the characters for way longer

10. if you drink coffee, why do you drink it? (taste, caffeine, etc.)

both the taste and the caffeine <3 i love the taste of strong black coffee. the flavor is really good to me, plus there’s so many different types of coffee that you can have. i love trying out new recipes, even if some of the recipes don’t always turn out right lol

15. Favorite item of clothing you own? (including accessories and shoes)

i’m really big into purses. i have a bunch in different colors, different sizes, different types, so i have one perfect for any occasion <3 its a favorite of mine

x

[evansbby]

ohhh I’m so interested in who you choose 🖤

I ship you with football!Andy 🤢😔 I’m sorry! And no, I don’t mean that he’s a footballer, I mean he’s a half football, half human hybrid 😌😌 So, imagine a football (soccer ball, if you’re American) with Andy’s head and limbs sticking out of it! That’s your new man. Please enjoy him. And thanks for taking one for the team 😭😭

[askinkiskarma]

Me finally getting over cruel summer.

You reblog the chapters again:

why would i want you to move on from cruel summer bestieee??? i'm still writing the one shot, don't move on til then HAHAHAHAHA

[vasattope]

Thanks Honey (@honeyedlashton), Eva (@allyouhadtodowasstaay) and Renna (@hideitaway) for tagging me to do my receiptify this month 🥰

You do know it was WFTTWTAF's anniversary this month, right? My Spotify surely does.

I'm tagging (if you feel like it) @caramelcalum @plushyluke @youdontgotoparties @caramellashton and @1loulu5 💜✨

[dalkyum]

love you but this look ain’t looking bestie

the look ain’t looking but which one of us is in his lap? 😌

[singsweetmelodies]

hello how are you??? I hope you are having great days 🫧💜 I’m sending you a little virtual croissant 🥐 so you can be happier (and pleaseeee forget about strawberry pasta, I say this with 💕love💕 and also a little disgust)

awwww, HIIII, this is just the sweetest ask 🥺🥰🥰 thank you so so much, love! a virtual croissant 🥺😍😍 that is THE cutest thing... and, of course, fits very well indeed with my current blog theme 🇫🇷👌

and about the strawberry pasta! 😂 well, i was just rambling about it in the tags of another ask, hehe, but i am actually quite intrigued by it. to me, the concept is so WEIRD - but i absolutely love weird things. (i mean, i'm on tumblr, bahaha. of course i like weird 😆💯) so i actually might want to try it... BUT, there's also my girlfriend, who might not take quite so kindly to the idea (to put it mildly, lolllllz.) so i might just take your advice and stay away from strawberry pasta for a little while 😅

regardless, though - thank you SO much for this ask 💕💕 it made me smile so much when i first saw it this morning, and i'm smiling all over again now. you are just such a lovely soul, and i hope YOU have a fabulous evening (or whatever time of the day it is for you) as well 🤗🤗💜💜💜

[lorenzosmicropp]

happy birthday lotti !!! hope you have the most amazing day bestie and only one more week until we get to see beloved toprak again <3333

Thank sm bestie i had a gr8 day and I cannot wait I am being so so so normal about it <3333

[wayward-sherlock]

wayli…i feel like we are in an arranged marriage in the best way possible like. marriage by chance lovers by choice. slash pee for platonic. you’re so kind and 🫶💗��💖

OMG BESTIE YOU ARE SO RIGHT. we are in the best platonic marriage slash star crossed lovers relationship ever.

and eeee thank you!! you are so kind too here’s a 💋 smooch for you💕❤️✨

[so-what-im-a-lowlife]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌

did you know that i love you oh my gosh

[foggysirens]

trick or treat please allow me to feed The Horrors™️

*holds out this bag*

*the bag breathes heavily*

oh hello hello hello, dear friend! what a lovely trick or treat bag you have there of course i shall grace you with some hallowed eve goodies to feed its hungry maw!!!

SIKE!!!

YOU GET: TRICK

GET SENT TO SUPERHELL

[baybays-baybay]

Talking with @cyberspacelover and realizing I may just be in fact trans and being fucked up about it 🙃

[askinkiskarma]

Maybe you want to write something from the series “Illicit Affairs”? Something very short…. Maybe even 20 words….. I need a dose of shy Neteyam… I’m dying….

Babe for you I’ll write anything, requests open for you and only you 💕

[ham1lton]

omg i had a similar idea about how yn’s birthday would be what exposed lewisyn but i didn’t send it bc i didn’t think you’d like it 🫣🫣🫣 i was just thinking that he’d get her something REALLY nice and everyone’s like 🤨🤔 whose boss would get them this….(as a kpop girlie my headcanon was that he flies her to coachella to see blackpink vip LMAO but honestly your choice)

author’s note: LEWISYN LEWISYN *we all chant in unison*. this is a part of the dream girl universe but can be read as a stand alone! also i’m posting the oscaryn fic tomorrow! so keep an eye out for that :D

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yourusername: when your boss pays for an all inclusive holiday for you and your girls for your birthday, but you miss his dog so you force him to send you updates every day 😔

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user1: happy bday girl but this isn’t normal 😭

-> user2: bye she’s so real for this because if i could get exclusive lewis hamilton selfies I WOULD 😭

user3: you posted a darry ring box on your story? who bought it for you?

-> yourusername: lewis! :)

-> user4: hey babe… that’s literally INSANE

-> user5: idgi? what’s a darry ring? why is it insane? it’s just jewellery 🤷🏾‍♀️

-> user4: you can only buy ONE darry ring per LIFETIME. they make you submit your id so you can never buy another. it’s meant to be for your soulmate 😭 and lewis bought one for his ASSISTANT 😭

-> user5: nah, they GOTTA be fucking.

-> user4: worse. they’re in love.

carmenmmundt: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET GIRL ♥️

-> yourusername: i can’t even believe it but thank you babe!!! mwah!! we’ll go out as soon as i come back!!! :D

-> user6: my fav wags :(( gonna miss yn when lewis goes to ferrari :((

bestie1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTIE!!! SEXIEST GIRL EVER!!!!!!11!!!111

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user19: people talking about the darry ring like what about the HOLIDAY TO HER FAVOURITE PLACE??? like that is literally CRAZY???

-> user19: … you hiring? lewishamilton 👀

-> user21: fuck that, do you have an opening in your relationship? lewishamilton yourusername? 👀 bitch scooch over!! i want y’all 🤷🏻‍♀️

user20: what f1 driver wants to have a weird codependent relationship with a romantic subtext with me?

-> user21: i didn’t realise how much of a wattpad ass trope lewisyn is 😭 rich older famous hot boss and younger funny pretty employee who does whatever she wants while the boss is just fondly endeared.

-> user22: THAT SHOULD BE ME!!!!! 😔

-> user20: we can still do it oscarpiastri

-> oscarpiastri: no thank you! 🙂‍↔️

user28: yourusername are you and lewis dating be honest?

-> yourusername: NO 😭 i am definitely still single. lewis and i are just close friends that’s it!

-> user29: he said ‘happy birthday to my favourite girl, i want to spend all the rest of them with you’ in his post to you…. THATS A BOYFRIEND ASS QUOTE DONT LIE 😭

-> yourusername: that’s really normal??? like i’m sorry that you don’t have a decent relationship with your boss? 😭

user10: this whole bday thing is so funny cause why is yn trying to pass this as a normal employee and employer relationship 😭

-> user11: like you don’t see charles taking his assistant on romantic candlelit dinners do you 😭

-> user12: maybe if he does that, he’ll win a wdc. lewis does it, and he won eight, to ME!

user26: her insta stories are packed with all the gifts he bought her omg. someone tallied it all up and why did it amount to 2.7 million?!????

-> user27: IM SO JEALOUS

alexandrasaintmleux: next time brunch is on me ! 🥰 happy birthday honey 💕

-> yourusername: ily alex :(

-> user7: 1644 got the baddest bitches i know that’s right!

user13: lewisyn be normal challenge: FAILED!

-> user14: lewisyn be hopelessly in love with each other and co-parent lewis’ dog together challenge: COMPLETE!

user15: everyone talking about how weird it is that lewis spoils yn for her bday but why can’t we NORMALISE this?????? i want MY lazy ass boss to see shit like this and feel so ashamed that he books me on a cruise or some shit 😭

user17: LEWISYN CONFIRMED !!! WE CHEERED !!

-> user18: did you see his birthday post to her? babe it’s BEEN confirmed 😭

user24: im new to this. is yn lewis’ wag?

-> user25: no! she’s his assistant.

-> user24: don’t believe it. sorry.

user16: to everyone thinking this is weird, lewis’ team are like family to him. yn has been with him for almost a decade. like ofc he’s gonna reward loyalty? especially when she’s gotten offers from other celebs and brands. she could have pivoted to being an influencer but she likes working for lewis and it’s clearly mutual?

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landonorris: did you get my flowers?

-> yourusername: no?? :(

-> lewishamilton: roscoe ate them. my bad.

-> user8: MESSY ASS 😭 that dog did not eat those damn flowers.

-> user9: roscoe at home rn like … what he say fuck me for 🐶

-> yourusername: dw lando!! we’ll still have our weekly movie night when i come back!!

-> landonorris: :D

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