#/srs it doesnt exist

[walnutcookie]

how did you get osha certified

Osha certified me and well...the rest is history

[vilmsstuff]

Omg i hate coloring sometimes

Anyways take some candycorn fanart !!

[summercosmos]

pokemon au fanart bcccccc i have to be mentally ill all by myself in this house. anyways drawing this made me realize altaria really does look a lot like a big stardew valley chicken

[the-npd-culture-is]

NPD culture is defending this account because people are stupid and jealous. Don't like it? Good, leave. This is our (fans of this account) little space on the Internet and you can actually just go if you don't like it. If you can't seem to stop yourself from harassing and stalking strangers because they did research on public accounts and publicly linked accounts for their own comfort and peace of mind thats kinda weird get therapy or something.

There's a huge difference between stalking + harassing an account and researching an account with obvious links between several. If someone goes against my DNI or boundaries of course I'm gonna block them and even likely make my own account for representation.

Idk kinda weird to be mad that someone wanted to make their own account to have representation they enjoy

-Mayhem

i actually legit don't know what to say- this really means a lot to me, thank you/srs pos

[delusional-mishaps]

me after changing one of my characters lore because of a character.ai roleplay

[tinogiehd]

it’s funny because you act like you care about moral boundaries and making sure that your information comes from public knowledge but then you turn around and say you’d watch the leaked sex tape and your truther anons are herald from the same place as @fooshogie s do. it’s hypocritical at best, critblr at worst

yeah sure i’ll unleash you. you’re crazy btw and you really can’t use me saying I’d watch a hypothetical dnf sex tape as proof that i’m a fucking freak bro 😭😭

[cocajimmycola]

sorry for not posting icons. forgot i existed

[rosesandmary]

oh hey i finally got a desk for the lamp thats been sitting on my floor for 6 months

[rainbowgod666]

Internet: good fucking heavens can you PLEASE get off me

[walnutcookie]

hey girlies i updated my dni

[grecoromanyaoi]

ok decided to post this publicly. the current name is 'when in rome' but im not sure i like it. it will ideally b a sitcom/comedy but unfortunately i keep putting in terrible and horrendous things into the plot that make it kinda hard to b a strictly comedy. like theyre a rich family in 1st century bc rome (60 bc to b exact). theyre imperialists. they have slaves. im trying to b as respectful as i can + trying to b comical so more under the cut. the characters r v basic for now.

so basically its abt the avianii, a rich patrician family. the parents are lucius avianus honorinus (sr) and cantilia. they have 5 children- lucius (jr), tiberius, aviana the elder, gaius and aviana the younger.

Lucius Avianus Honorinus (jr) is one of the main characters. he is kind of a loser.  He hates doing what he’s told. He hates not fitting in, but he also hates everything fitting in requires, because it's just not him. He’s neurotic, obsessed with getting positive reassurance. He can’t find it in society or his family, so he looks for it in sexual partners. He wants to be loved, to be desired, to be appreciated in any way. He’s desperate for it. Wants to please his parents and society but knows he never truly will. He wants to be a poet. His poetry is not great. hes got a working class greek immigrant bf and theyre being weird and gay abt it. he doesnt identify as nonbinary bc that label or idea didnt rly exist yet, but if he were alive today hed probably identify as nonbinary.

Lysandros (said bf) is realistic, sometimes borderline pessimistic. Grounded in reality. He’s sarcastic (deadpan snarker). He’s hilarious. He is a stonemason? smith? goldsmith? baker? builder? He’s good at his job, whatever it is. His wife, Laodike, and mother are back in Boeotia, and he sends them money. He doesn’t particularly like his wife, and she doesn’t like him either. They have a kid, Aristokles, who Lysandros figures isn’t his.

Aviana (the elder) is also a main character. she is a bit odd. Kind of a goofball. She says whatever she thinks all the time, never once stopping to think whether it’s appropriate or what the consequences will be. An autism diagnosis will do her a great good. She’s far from stupid, but people often think she is because they don’t understand the way she thinks. Often oblivious to situations around her, but sometimes understands/figures out more than she lets on. she dreams of a great love, but gets married to a man who turns out to b rly shitty and abusive, so she cheats on him w Adiantunnos, her gaulish (gaelic? idk. from gaul) bf who actually respects her (who is the only good parisian perhaps to this day).

Tiberius Avianus Honorinus is way too into the military and makes it his entire personality bona dea Tiberius shut uppppp nobody wants to hear abt ur siege in germania for the umpteenth time. He definitely takes after his father (i need to continue this im lazy)

Gaius Avianus Honorinus doesn’t talk at all. He is a high support autistic, and very likely has some sort of an intellectual disability as well. He likes listening to music, but only to very specific music. He only likes women’s singing, not men’s singing. his siblings (aside from Tiberius) love him very much, but Diotima (enslaved character) is the only one who understands him and knows how to care for him.

Aviana (the younger) is like 9 so i havent really thought about her yet.

Cantilia is a bit of a bully. She wants all her children to present as perfect, and for them to look like the perfect family. The fact that she rarely cares about her children’s feelings, wants or needs, and even Gaius’ mere existence makes it impossible for her to present them as the perfect family. Often jealous and especially mean to young women in her husband’s vicinity, especially to Boudilatis (enslaved character), because he pays them more attention than he does her.

Lucius Avianus Honorinus (father) is high key a terrible person. He definitely has autism but he displays it in ways that pass it off as his “man traits”, for example how he talks about politics and the military almost nonstop. He doesn’t understand his wife nor his children and doesn’t care to. Can be very cruel to his wife and children, and even worse to the slaves. He wants his children to be perfect, and for his sons, when he says ‘perfect’ he means ‘just like him’. He is only proud of Tiberius because he follows in his footsteps and succeeds at a military career. He is very disappointed in Lucius, but claims that “at least he’s not Gaius”. Highly misogynistic and homophobic, and quite a womanizer.

im trying to avoid anything controversial n racist so im keeping all the enslaved characters "white" (not how they saw race but whatever), mostly greek and gaulish, which were v common. Diotima will probably b a main character. she is the oldest one, and practically raised the children. she doesnt give a fuck anymore. she literally says to lucius one time 'theres nothing ur parents can do to me that they havent already done' (after he said they would get mad at her). her father was a prominent scholar in Greece, and he named her after a character in plato's symposium. he and his family were enslaved after he tried to lead a rebellion against the romans. she is extremely intelligent and has a vast range of knowledge about philosophy, literature, history, etc. its just that nobody knows this bc they didnt care to ask.

[goldammerchen]

He will never be THE embassador or anything close to that of fucking course: that's not what nation-people do; bad fame, he was mf Prussia (and the GDR aka "too red"); stuck looking too young forever unless he's aging; too high profile for someone retired and who shouldn't be given a high horse either (???).

I can see him possibly working in diplomatic missions but has to be mid-ranging position at most... Talking about diplomatic missions, for the same reasons above I also don't see him in the United Nations (New York or other regional offices... I think Bonn has something too? lol), nor in Brussels for the EU (don't even think about the other important headquarters! LMAO)

Those ideas are still fun to explore, disregard my rant if you feel like it. This is just another post from me thinking Gilbert could be doing something else other than deteriorating inside Ludwig's house.

Extra: I found these JSTOR artitles when searching "prussian public servant": The Social Policies of Prussian Officials: The Bureaucracy in a New Light'; The Imaginary Universality of Particular Interests': The 'Tradition' of the Civil Service in German History I'll check them... someday.

HC/Idea I don't think I'll use, posting this for the shippers.

Now that Prussia is just a "retired" country, he could work in whatever embassy or consulate of your choosing *wink*. I assume he has the bureaucratic experience (prussian civil service tradition blah blah...) and he is a nerd so (could be translator too)....

[mr-damian-s-power]

Long ask ahead cause the things you said in your latest post are genuinely crazy 💀

First of all, you keep pointing out how witch/boiling isles society is so violent and so bad to their children as if humans arent the same?? Would you srs tell me that human society isnt awful to kids and that they arent also mistreated, not just individually but societally? Anything that happens in the demon realm, the human one also does in some way and neither is worse than the other. Belos himself straight up comes from a violent human group that used to hang women based on supersticions and nowadays, things arent that much better. I wont give any examples of irl events but it shouldnt be hard for you to think of some. The BI has its awful ppl and bad societal tendencies, humans do too so any argument that smh they are worse than us is just extremely laughable.

Second of all, we were literally shown that Belos was part of the reason why current BI society has issues. Society was more peaceful in Elsewhere and Elswhen and another very easy example is the scene in "Thems the breaks" where Terra, violent witch hired by Belos and put in the highest position, goes against child safety laws that Bump, another witch, brings up. Almost as if Belos, the bigot, purposefully used the worst of witch society to oppress the rest and encourage violence as the standard that gives you high positions (and ofc there would be bad ppl in witch society, every society does, human included) Almost as if some of it is the influence of the violent HUMAN bigot and not the isles being like that inherently or since the begining.

And lastly, even if the isles had a complicated history of war and conflicts which they most likely did cause every society, human or not has had such things, an outsider going there and dishing out "justice" isnt right in any way esp when hes one of the reasons for militarizing and worsening things by being a dictator and spending 400 years colonizing them. Belos, who decided to do this shit cause he was marinating in religious fanaticism and falsely said that witches are going after humans simply cause his brother made a choice to leave with one. Belos straight up kills humans who dont agree with his fanaticism and you gonna tell me he has a head on his shoulders that can decide if a whole nation should be erased just like that when hes the one who went there and colonized them eventho they werent bothering humans at all. The demon realm has existed for thousands of years without giving a single FUCK about the humans. Belos is a liar who was on a selfish quest to prove that hes right and you are here saying you wouldnt have felt bad if a "culture of killers" was eradicated.

By that logic, all of humanity should also die cause we arent better to our children, so many of us are violent and awful, every country on this planet commits at least one human rights violation at all times and persecutes at least one group through its laws and societal attitudes (and im being generous, its far more than one everywhere) Idk by what standard do you think witches are smh worse when its a human who went there and recruited the worst ppl in their society to do his bidding cause thats how awful dictatorships and cults work.

That doesnt mean everyone should die, do you realize how you sound when you say "genocide is bad BUT-"? That sentence should never include BUT esp when you are being extremely hypocritical in how you view witch society, acting like its worse than human one and falsely branding it as society of killers when so many of its current issues was Belos' violence coming into play.

And the irony is that, while the BI has its issues like every society esp one that was made worse by its leader who holds absolute divine power over these ppl, they are still more progressive than humans in many ways. No patriarchy, no homophobia, no transphobia. Humans come with every issue that witch society has ON TOP of the things I just listed.

I appreciate you being more civil this time around, but I'd like if you didn't put words in my mouth. I never for a second acted like Humans were in any way better than Witches. I am well aware that Humanity can show its evil side and turn people into monsters. I wasn't at all downplaying what real people have done.

Yeah, I was reminded that a lot of Witch society's issues were brought around by Belos, but the fact they paint the Isles in the Savage Ages as some sort of perfect utopia feels disingenuous to me. Reminds me too much of those Avatar films where the blue Aliens are a near-perfect society who live on a planet where all their needs have been met and are spiritually connected to the planet, where we are then supposed to hate the Humans who have had to persevere in a vicious environment. But we're not here to talk about that!

My original talking point was about how the Isles become 'neutered' with time. At first, it's this hostile land of monsters, where the very environment is out to kill you. It rains acid! Furniture is alive and will eat people. It would make sense that Witch society would turn out hardy and a bit apathetic, but they ignore that. Later in the series, like you said, child protection laws get brought up. Why would this world have that? Bump didn't step in to stop Boscha's bullying due to it 'not being fatal'.

Instead, all the blame is placed on Belos. Belos is the source of almost all evil in the Isles. Him getting revealed to be a Human then just feels, to me at least, like taking the blame off of the Witches. It feels just a touch preachy to me. Witch society was this perfect utopia with no racism, or sexism, or homophobia or anything negative until that mean Human showed up.

See, why couldn't the show have focused on this? How a society was brainwashed into thinking these things are fine? They weren't perfect in the past, but Belos brought out the worst in all of them and made them think they needed to be this to survive or to appease the Titan or whatever. You know, cult stuff!

And I know, I shouldn't have used such harsh language or labelled them as a 'culture of killers' due to the examples we're given. No culture or people is 'evil', and genocide should never be a solution.

[quillkiller]

wait I had a Sirius Jr thought - I know you said he’s a year (?) ahead of the golden trio but he’s in the same house as Draco how would they interact?? They’re some kind of fucked up brother cousins aren’t they?

THEY ARE AND ME AND KARA HAVE TALKED ABOUT IT PLENTY….

so. sirius jr is a bit of a dick, a lot like sirius sr but a lot more confused and it takes him a bit longer to fully grow out of the pureblood ideals. <- it’s been drilled into him since he was born and he never had the surroundings that were introduced to sirius at age 11. he’s still a bit of a prick when wolfstar finds him !!

this results in a very hostile relationship when they grow up, very much hating each other out of pure envy and family fued type stuff. it’s like sirius sr said, blacks thought of themselves as royals, and the blacks are/were a lot more respected than say the malfoys. draco is a malfoy, sirius jr is a black. draco learns narcissism from his father, sirius jr learns superiority from his mother-father, and so draco and sirius jr are always at each other’s throats. draco always wanting to prove himself, wanting respect, always competing with his cousin vs. sirius jr who isn’t trying to prove himself, already has respect and isn’t competing with his cousin. sirius jr is a lot more self assured even if he fucking hates himself and his family and his home. <- same could be argued for draco but draco never learned self assurrance. people respect the malfoy name, sure, but he’s not a black. sirius jr doesn’t feel the need to prove himself while draco does, and sirius uses this against him. also super interesting to me that neither of them have siblings……. both being entitled only-kids and heirs being #Enemies and staring each other down whenever their families get together…..

me and kara also talked about a possible potential earlier redemption for draco because of sirius jr’s existence…because sirius jr starts healing when wolfstar takes him in.. and maybe he starts to slowly reach out to draco…? like why would draco listen to dumbledore or harry or anyone that isn’t his family when hes an angsty teenager and a malfoy and the dark lord comes back. but now he HAS family. and i think there’s potential there to possibly give draco an earlier redemption. wouldn’t that be so hot and sexy #teamwolfstarhomeforpurebloodcastaways

either way, if draco doesn’t get an early redemption, i do think their relationship improves either way after the 2nd war (if sirius jr doesnt die. <- blame kara.) and they finally become family… 🤍

[feminisedlad]

we know that vagina =/= girl, and dick =/= guy, so why do we act that way about SRS? if some cis guy wants a pussy, that doesnt make him a closeted trans woman. if some cis woman wants a dick, that doesnt make her a closeted trans man.

also i feel like, just typing this, some trans ppl would get feverishly angry over the existence of either of these ppl. transmedicalism is stupid, trans purity testing is stupid, all of it is stupid. i want more people to get sex changes, not fewer

[darishima]

bonesy here ! do the character ask thing with either ummmm aubrey omori (because you said shes you coded)(i know you havent finished the game im just thinking lots about it becuase im still formulating my response) or midari (because i know youre so abnormal abt her dari) or stan pines (because you keep posting about him) -🦴

hehe hiii bonesy. thats just your name now i guess. change it legally thats the rules

sidenote but the other day (yesterday actually) i was on a discord call w my friend and mentioned offhandedly something like "oh yeah theres an anon that regularly sends me stuff and the other day they asked--" and then they went "oh yeah i know i've seen bonesy asks" LIKE LMFAO.. bonesy truly just is your name now. and all my mutuals will know of you

anyway. hmm. for aubrey (please note i have played like 30 minutes of omori):

sexuality headcanon: lesbian gender headcanon: transfem aubrey is good but to me thats a she/they cis girl a ship i have with said character: AUBREY X KIM, EASY a BROTP I have with said character: kel and aubrey 4ever a NOTP I have with said character: aubrey x any man. any of them. especially sunny. sunburn makes me want to throw up and i dont respect anyone who ships it sorry. i pray youre not a sunburn shipper bonesy or i'll hafta kick you out of my inbox /j a random headcanon: hmm. she plays guitar or bass general opinion of said character: i like her :3 i'll like her a lot more when i actually . yk. finish omori.

also since my omori knowledge is limited i consulted my wonderful best friend-partner-mortal enemy @/stariacht, my resident omori expert (who im playing it with) and when i asked about his general opinion he said: "she’s such a good character and the omori fandom not only has no idea how to interpret her but they dumb her down so much and i refuse to talk to anyone about aubrey unless they prove to me they aren’t stupid LMAO" and to that i say he is right. and i agree

midari, i have some OPINIONS ABOUT WHICH WILL MAKE SOME PEOPLE ANGRY BUT IM OBJECTIVELY RIGHT:

sexuality headcanon: lesbian, only sexually involved with men for her own gain/pleasure, not actually attracted to them gender headcanon: i think outwardly she presents as a cis girl cause she doesnt really care what people think about her but internally she's like, genderqueer nonbinary, she/it/they, but she wouldnt bother coming out beyond occasional offhanded mentions of "not being a girl" a ship i have with said character: MIDARI X SAYAKA!!! also midari x yumeko because im WHAT? DELUSIONAL ! [im schizophrenic i can say that] a BROTP I have with said character: midari x runa, weird little freak creatures <3 a NOTP I have with said character: this is about to piss some people off . but yuriko x midari is my notp. i dont HATE IT necessarily its just.. such a nothingburger.. yuriko doesnt have enough characterization in canon for me to care about her beyond the version of yuriko that exists in my head so i dont want midari with her. theyre friends though and midari likes her. also midari x ryota is so disgusting it makes me want to slit my throat general opinion of said character: me irl /srs. my one true love. my world, my everything, the center of the universe, the point that my entire life and identity revolves around. without midari i am nothing. without midari i do not exist

stan pines:

sexuality headcanon: he feels kinda aroace i cant lie but maybe pansexual. or bisexual. or, more likely, he has no idea what any of the labels mean and just calls himself whatever will serve him in the moment LMAO gender headcanon: just a guy. jus some dude a ship i have with said character: none, really ? maybe stan x eda clawthorne cause its funny, but nobody from gf a BROTP I have with said character: stan and soos !!! a NOTP I have with said character: stan x bill. eugh a random headcanon: he secretly feeds waddles leftovers or scraps under the table at dinner. he loves that damn pig general opinion of said character: looove him. love him dearly. wish he was my uncle...