#/record scratch

[whimsyvixen]

He's so pretty, I want his Egyptian dick down my throat

(I already know, I suck at coloring but it's the effort that counts 😭)

[seenthisepisode]

misha is like oh. you didn't want me at rome last week? now i have to say a double amount of unhinged things at just this one con!!!! oh no what will i do!!!

[a2zillustration]

One last night together before everything changes :')

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[tattoed-and-toothless]

This picture is so chaotic as a whole

But then you look closer:

/Record scratch/

"Hi. You might be wondering how I got here..."

[recapitulation]

Dongfang Qingcang and Xiao Run in the Mortal Realm

[ID: gifs from the series "Love Between Fairy and Devil" showing the characters Xiao Run and Dongfang Qingcang. They show, in order: Xiao Run speaking animatedly while Dongfang Qingcang looks uncomfortable, Dongfang Qingcang pulling his hand away while a drunk Xiao Run sets his head on his knee, Xiao Run with his hands on his hips while Dongfang Qingcang studdies a wooden ball, Xiao Run smiling brightly at Dongfang Qingcang while he gets glared at, Xiao Run treating Dongfang Qingcang's wound, helping Dongfang Qingcang through a dog hole, Xiao Run excitedly wrapping his arm around his shoulder, and Xiao Run grabbing him by the shoulder and not allowing him to step away. /end ID]

[claybooots]

cool guy, super friendly looking

[stealingyourbones]

Imagine just how anticlimactic Dan’s reveal to Danny would be when RIP Hunter appears in a time sphere and kicks the everloving shit out of the Evil Danny.

[marlynnofmany]

Human A: "Holding the finger and thumb like this is the sign of a heart!"

Human B: "What are you talking about? That's the sign of money, like rubbing two coins together!"

Alien A: "Hahahaha, you two are both saying that you have small genitals, and are seeking another who is similarly poorly-endowed!"

Alien B, whispering: "You made that up."

Alien A: "Yes I did. Their argument was annoying. And everybody knows that's the sign for 'time to eat' anyway."

[lord-m]

Funniest way Show!Colin could’ve found out about Lady Whistledown is if it had suspiciously crinkled under his hand during the carriage fondling lmao

[tinyclowndancer]

Alan Wake 2 – Behind The Scenes | Alan Wake in the Dark Place

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[alithographica]

hot off the presses

[adorkabletwilightandfriends]

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[a2zillustration]

The final day

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[jennsterjay]

Miles losing his mind when he finds out Hobie has a symbiote dog

Miles raising his eyebrows when Hobie throws this little inkblot some chicken and it eats it in one bite, then Hobie throws some abandoned frisbee he found and starts playing fetch with it like this is just a normal day on Earth-138B

[antimony-medusa]

*I emerge from scrolling tags to avoid writing an essay about learning styles, staring madly and with my hair torn out of my head*

okay so btw, Phil is the top requested QSMP character for the exchanges I run, usually followed by Chayanne (and then spiderbit/parrot duo, usually only like one or two votes behind).

Pissa is the 7th most popular QSMP ship, with 299 fics of this writing, and Phil & Chayanne is the 10th most popular ship, with 265 fics. Phil is the single most popular QSMP character on Ao3, tagged in 2,354 fics.

Speaking as someone who regularly goes into both the Phil and the Etoiles tags to queue art, Phil has tons of awesome art. People liveblog his lore streams. I personally saw the Cellbit discord doing a primer on his hardcore lore the other day because someone had the theory that it was going to be applicable to general QSMP lore. If I see a cool moment on stream, I can open up the tag six hours later and there's art of it.

Do you know how many fandoms would absolutely kill for that?

Phil is not sidelined by the fandom. He is doing FINE. That is the opposite of the problem we are having, we are having the problem where Phil is popular enough that people show up to other people's lore like "let me make this about my guy" and I scream and claw my face and apologize for them. We are having the problem where while MOST people in the tag are well behaved, just by laws of percentages, even a very small portion of the fandom acting badly makes fans of other characters clutch their blorbos to their chest and mutter darkly about "phil fans".

It might seem a little less if you're used to DSMP at its peak, but I assure you, DSMP at its peak was a megafandom. We are a healthy midsized-to-large fandoms and Phil is one of the big characters. I promise you.

Let me put this in DSMP terms. Phil crows? We are the inniters of QSMP. We are doing FINE. I assure you. Trust me.

Do I agree with the characterization everyone is bringing to the table for my blorbo? No. Popular characters get misrepresented. Is every fic in the tag a masterpiece? No. Baby writers get to have fun too. Do I sometimes go "aw I'd love to see more art of phil and [x] because I love their dynamic"? Yes. The nature of being human is to want more of your blorbo and for your takes about your blorbo to reign supreme.

But if you were kind of going "I want to see more of my blorbo :(" and thinking that represented that the fandom was not paying attention to the blorbo, I assure you, I've run the numbers, Phil is not being sidelined.