#/j haha unless

[ailurocide]

Okay but what if I DID move blogs what then

[spacetravels]

stares at you while devising several mpre methods of arson

what does mpreg have to do w the goat. are you suggesting a trojan horse

[solargeist]

I'm sosososo sorry if this wasn't how you intended it but why is your recent post phrased like grian in going to fuck his way into having a higher reputation 😭😭

🤫🤫🤫

[starry-sky-ocean]

Sometimes Babygirl is a 45 year old man with alcoholic problems and depression…

Yeah I’m talking about Simon Petrikov

[darkxsoulzyx]

Singing a Sunny Song 💞

(Also glimpses of y/n verse - teetering on this becoming canon FRFR I love the y/ns SO MUCH—)

[self-indulgentmanic]

On the topic of which NG good end is better...

[thedevilandhisbride]

That pulp and paper mill behind me, sure goes through a lot of wood. But how much wood could a woodchuck chuck of a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could indeed chuck wood right? Well... not quite. Let's assume our woodchuck has good luck and trucks through the crux of his woodchuck adulthood. In order for our woodchuck to chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck this woodchuck would chuck wood from daybreak 'til the owls wake and would have to tolerate a deluxe inflix of woodchuck toothaches. Now look, I'm by the book. Throb through the job by hook or by crook, but no rest? Come on. Talk about stressed! I'd sooner request to be a guest during a Ray Charles road test but I digress... The question shouldn't be "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"? Any good woodchuck would use his woodchucking talents to find the work/life balance for a good woodchuck livelihood but, *sigh* you see theres something we missed. The question should be: "How much wood, SHOULD a woodchuck chuck 'til he can call it quits and exist in bliss by strucking bit by bit struck, from the pits and the midst of his woodchuck bucket list"? To which the answer is: Only as much wood as a woodchuck thinks it should chuck because really, who gives a care. You know like, who cares?

hey anon what if we kissed sloppy style. what if we made out. anon what if i chained you up in my basement and ##################################################################

[sunbloomdew]

i drew the main 5 characters from ans as kids :3 THEYRE SOOOOOOOO TINY

just a simple doodle for fun, i barely used any refs for it so don't think too hard about it ksjfhksjd

i was doing everything at a guess so that's why zen is so short lol. it's kind of adorable tho :]

i really love this story and only recently had read the entire manga. i first watched the anime when i was younger and while i liked the series it didn't stick with me for long. fast foward a couple years and now im obsessed

a bit about this doodle! first, ages: shirayuki - 12; zen - 13, kiki - 14; obi - he would be 15 but he looks closer to kiki's age so let's say he's 14. maybe his 15th bday is coming up, who knows. and lastly mitsuhide - 17. so like i guess they're not really kids kids but like from young to older teens. eh i dont care about specifics with this one

shirayuki is vibing. maybe she was sent by her grandparents to run some errands in the town which is why she has the basket. she might run into some trouble... but she is determined to enjoy her little trip

zen is in his teenage rebellion phase, as that was the case when mitsuhide became his aide. i keep looking at him and shirayuki cuz they just look so smol and cute

kiki!! i absolutely love her. i don't exactly remember how long after mitsuhide joins zen do they meet kiki with this haircut. i wasn't exactly thinking about anything i just wanted to draw her cute short hair <33

we basically know nothing about obi's childhood. i'm headcanoning he has been in his previous line of work for a loooong time, probably had to in order to survive. so we have tiny obi trying to get out of a rough situation maybe. now that i think about it i could have had him use the ripped off sleeve as a bandage instead but oh well

last but not least is mitsuhide! i'm obsessed with his cute expression, he's such a softie mother-hen. he's standing straight up and has no idea how to act with the little snarky prince

i'll definitely be drawing some more stuff!! the hyperfixation is going really strong... almost a little too strong...... 💀

[thefandomenchantress]

THE PROGRESS BAR IS AT 100% HOLY SHIT ACE IS GONNA HAVE LIKE FIVE NEW LINES OF DIALOGUE!!!! :D

[thinkaboutmonsterpussy]

Oh, to be a fledgling god, full of new emotions and new sensations, but your desires seem to have only grown. Oh, to be that new god's lover, having watched them go from mortal to deity, to be victim, no, privy to how such a change affects how they love.

[ghostvalley2]

society if the us was a bit smaller so that i could visit both my penpals in one trip

[expensivemistake]

Genderbending is back in I need fanart of Murderdock with boobs on my desk by Monday

[killrspringlock]

Promise not to drop me?

I come to you humbly, tumblr dot com, to tell you that I am in love with Primo Emeritus. He is so babygirl, you don’t understand

[sweetest-honeybee]

OH WAIT NO

Howdy should give Cecil Palmer vibes

[phykoha]

you’ve inspired me to make a future leo rp blog with a friend. i hope when the time comes our peepaws can shoot the shit together like crotchety old men sitting on the porch with lemonade

HFDSGHFSD thats so epic dude i love that

more people make future turtle blogs, i need food

[catinasink]

i took a tylenol and my teeth still hurt😭i want to kill someone and also my parents are trying to force me to socialize

oof :( killing them