#/JOKE

[wordsverbat1m]

everyone should stop writing brokenpickaxe minecraft smut fics because theres a fic where garrett and steve enchant their cocks and have sex so hard that herobrine spawns. so i think that cant be topped really

[sonicexelle-junkary]

Would it be SO wrong if I just gave the hungry lil feller a nibble? Just a bite of my arm? (I am luring him in to give him rabies shots)

Stop trying to get the hungry fellow to relapse, this is NOT how to treat people with an addiction!

[znackbug]

Chandlo writes fanfiction about him and Snorpy and no one can tell me otherwise

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

🙋

me: man I’m really touch starved I’d love to like lay on top of someone fully clothed and fall asleep

my freind: I want to fuck someone. A lot.

[mikuplushes]

i’d never vaguepost. unlike some people on this website

[fleshfictive]

NOT supportive to your system friends:

- "can you make [alter] front?"

- always asking who's fronting

- getting upset when they can't remember something

VERY supportive to your system friends:

- giving them money

- "here's $50 for you"

- relinquishing your money to them

- offering them money

[werewolfetone]

They should never have taken duels out of politics. politicians yearn to be allowed to shoot at each other these days you can tell

[necromosss]

[spoopdeedoop]

something about fire and starlight

[absolutelynotsanebaby]

Villain au // sketches

[dominiqueramseyart]

American: "That's a sweater"

British Person: "That is a jump over the bubbling creak under the logs between the stones and into the lake"

[bamsara]

Have you experienced AO3 curse since starting TROD? Genuinely curious

nah i have been. SO very normal, actually. nothing has gone wrong ever

[quartzslab]

TROY DOESN'T LIKE HIS BIRTH NAME YALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[evilyesman]

what do we think of my picmix I love my beautiful wife

[darling-stardust]