#/HE’S SO PISSED THIS IS W A R

[starshinc]

@ryusxnka said; [ snowball ] The sender throws a snowball at the receiver. / For Ichigo, plz!

Snow had finally fallen in Karakura, much to the delight of his siblings. Ichigo, however, wasn’t as keen - but he did his role as big brother well, watching over the twins when they dragged him out into the snow. It’s not like he minded it, exactly - more content to take a relaxed approach against a telephone pole, occasionally assisting with lifting snowmen pieces together.

He’d just managed to persuade them to go inside, eager to go inside himself. Unfortunately, that’s when a snowball smacks him in the back of the head, a disgruntled yelp - damn, that shit was cold, and running down his neck…!

”You little-“ Captain or no Captain, he’s balling snow into his hands as fast as he could. “You’re gonna pay for that!” Snowball fight activated, war raging in three, two…one!

He’s got to at least return the favour, right?

[ilynpilled]

jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol

[cursedzucchini]

You know what? Fuck it

DC x DP prompt #3

I think at least lmao.

Anyway! Jason starts making videos on YouTube for one reason or another (is really stressed, no one listens to his rants Abt books who cares). His content is mostly bad books he read or really really really long rants Abt pride and prejudice. Like 3 hours on one tiny detail he noticed on his 214th read through.

He's kinda popular, mostly bc his terrible books videos. He talks Abt the ones that made him the most mad, which coincidentally are mostly romance and supernatural. Like he's one of the well known figures in the supernatural romance critique group (whcih is pretty small, but well). (Also he doesn't show his face on camera, bc secret identity and stuff, it's just his voice over a video of something mundane, like the sky or a room in which is a fly or something)

And now this can go two ways, that i can think of (w dead on main in mind at least)

1) one day Jason finds a book which is supernatural romance and is actually good. It has a kidna cliche system for the supernatural stuff, but with a refreshing twist. The characters have depts and flaws, yet are still very likable. The plot is actually interesting and overall the story's theme is death, not belonging anywhere and overall stuff that is very close to Jason's heart. The story doesn't shy away from violence and it is suprisingly accurate.

(I'm.gonna reblog this w pretty long idea of what this book could be Abt, bc i don't wanna annoy ppl lol)

Anyway Jason kinda falls in love w it, and it becomes famous for being the first novel Jason rated positively or something.

Meanwhile Danny, who was told by jazz writing is good way to get his feeling out, and just wanted to make a quick buck, is really fucking confused how tf did his book become so popular and who tf is this nerd who rates books for a living.

(basically big fan Jason and suspicious/awkward Danny lmao)

2) there is a famous series on Jason profile. It's the worst fucking series he ever read and it's just fucking awful. All the characters are fucking terrible, always going on and on about one thing, the romance sucks in a way that isnt even funny. Jason would love to believe some wrote this as a joke, if it wasn't for the absolute cringefest this was, and it wasn't a whole ass series!! Like who writes 12 books for a joke?

Danny ducking Fenton that's who. Dude was so ducking annoyed at his rogues, he threatened them w writing a terrible romance novels abt them. The ghosts, knowing his terrible grade in literature backed off for a moment, before someone crossed the line. And write Danny did. It was the worst thing he had ever written, the love interest was perfect caricature yet still faithfully go the original. And Danny, because fuck them he lost sommuch sleep over that one prank, decided to publish it. (The book was pretty thin so it didn't take that much time writing it). Unfortunately it became immensely popular in the infinite realm. So the ghosts started crossing lines on purpose. Before Danny figured it out, he had already published his fifth book and was writing another three. After some bargaining, getting a book written Abt them as a piece of shit love interest became a reward.

And while yeah, he had to say his writing was terrible and the books sucked, some small part of him was kinda proud y'know? Like a mother of her twelve ugly as fuck toddlers.

So when he saw some nerd on the internet not only shit talk his book, but also get money of it?

Danny decided to haunt him (just like his books did him, now that everyone knew Abt them thanks to this guy)

(enemies (sorta it's not that serious tho) to lovers ala terrible writer Danny who hates his books and kinda famous YouTuber hasn't who also hates Danny's books)

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Fuck this is way too long wtf. Anyway imma reblog this w 1) book idea. Might add whatever i think the twelve books could be Abt. Pls if u want to add anything to this pls do!!

[lesbianlenas]

applied for my absentee ballot & will be getting it in the mail soon!

[bitebitesnap]

Shallot offering food as compensation because he doesn;t know how to deal with emotional people is sending me

He offers you a dead deer because he annoyed you one too many times and you yelled at him. Didn't even try to prepare it , you've just got a whole ass carcass on your porch bleeding everywhere.

He doesn't get why you're upset now. He got you food! Isn't it all better??

[voulezloux]

really awkward when you find your ex high school best friend on a dating app within days of you talking shit on him

[marsbotz]

prev post a bit different but this is also how ppl act abt anythinggg they did in 2020. like i see soooo many ppl being like “haha remember when we all changed our pronouns and went by bug or arson lollll!!!” like its some funny quirky thing and not like. a lot of ppls real lives. like they see being trans and especiallyyyy being gnc or nonbinary as just a cringe trend that some ppl never grew out of

[mikeyswishes]

hate that this guy i dont like is fat cause my brain makes fun of him for it n it makes me feel so mean

[figurativesin]

havent drawn these two in a hot minute so i spent ~4hours remedying that. they turned out so cuuute 💕

OCs, any pronouns for raphael and he/she/they for bria

[botseeksbot]

[cloneslugs]

the OSI dog route wouldnt have even been bad if they didnt like. show it off as if that's been B's character the entire series nobody was like huh hes acting new/different it was like this was normal . there is so much to the OSI + Brock, esp under Hunter but then his relationship w her is never actually explored . woman you consider your mother figure backstabs and uses you but you have nothing but desire to do her bidding and follow her to the ends of the earth all very cool, the fact that she takes over and the OSI is still basically the same except now B can act like it's okay bc it's someone he loves in charge instead of Treister not even going into Treister v Hunter in the s3 finale . there is so much to it all + the fact that B's dedication and love to the Ventures overrides his dedication to the OSI (+ SPHINX (=Hunter)) seen in s5 BSB where he's willing to upstage the OSI's whole entire current purpose for Rusty (start a war, get himself killed) not even going into his general fear of dealing w Guild wasps/his upkeep of GCI diplomacy . all to say his ~year w the OSI i think could have changed him, he could have lost his softness on top of the family growing to adapt without him (not replacing him w SgH, just learning to be a family w him gone, no hole left for him to fill) esp w how HG pushes the "no family but OSI" on SgH + the way B talks about the Ventures to SPHINX/OSI agents he tries to have the appearance of not caring when he really loves them more than anything it's so weird the sudden aloof and asshole demeanor in s7 (&6) bc it's just so unlike him and just well bad

[vanivanvanilla]

among us lifesteal au (explodes)

idk if i’ll do anything with this but i really like the idea of it 👍 here’s what i have atm

spoke: imposter (idk if he’d have a specific role yet)

mapicc: imposter & linked with ro

ro: crewmate & linked with mapicc

leo: the executioner

ash: the glitch

cube: the engineer

zam: the detective

clown: the jackal (no sidekick)

jaron: the jester

bacon: the swapper

planet: the shifter (maybe)

rek: crewmate with flash modifier

mid: altruist

clutch: crewmate with button barry modifier

red: crewmate (not sure if he’d have any modifiers)

[dcconfessions]

Honestly, I'm tired that any flashback Robin story is either about Dick or Tim. These guys already had such long runs, like let's explore Jason's or Steph's time a bit more? Or maybe, you know, let Damian, the guy who is supposed to be Robin, have Robin stories?

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[therosevest]

anyway. i am going to be SO incredibly livid and angry and throwing an absolute tantrum on thursday if i dont get good feedback on my script.

[bibleofficial]

ok so the guy i met today i met through this other guy i knew that moved & we lost contact but he (today) filled me in & apparently he (moved) got covid BAD in like 2020 or early 2021 & he’s still having to carry an oxygen tank w him :( but also i lost interest after he told me i was ‘unsanitary’ for not shaving my ass like bro …,

[rainbowgod666]

L o u d P i s s i n g

This is the first use of my art degree