#//which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice

[nohrslittleflower]

[Sparkling Water]

With the amount of nohrian royalty he had spotted from afar, it shouldn’t surprise him that he’d spot the princess in here too- and yet he couldn’t help but be a little taken aback when he saw the slightly familiar sight of her blond hair with purple streaks among the crowd.

While Lutz aimed to become a knight for the royal nohrian army, he also knew that his father was one of the princess’ retainers- so by extension, Lutz should be extra loyal to her as well. It shouldn’t be too hard however, considering Lutz only ever heard good things about the princess, and of how she was a kind and strong person. To him that’s more than enough.

“Lady Elise! I’m glad to see you here!” He walked up to her, doing a quick salute with his free hand and offering her a glass of the funny drink he had come across earlier. “There, I got this for you! It tastes funny, like it’s somethin' crinklin'. It tickles your mouth!”

“You’re Pop’s liege, and I’m his sidekick, so I gotta answer to you too! Lutz at your service, ready to dish out justice!”

The Nohrian princess blinked, her mind taking a moment to connect with what her eyes were seeing. Huh. This guy kinda looks like Arthur. Sounds like him too, like they could be related or something.

…WAIT A SECOND.

“Lutz?! You’re here too?! Hehe, it’s so good to see you!” What is with people from back home she hasn’t seen in forever handing her sparkling water today? 

She takes the water from the other with a smile and the habitual ‘thank you’, though her attention is immediately shifted to scanning the surrounding area for the others father. A little accidentally rude? Potentially. But a girl can hope for her retainers!

Though, of course he’s not here. If Arthur was here, a chandelier would probably be crashing down somewhere or something. Or a wyvern would be walking through the door. She giggles a little at the funny mental image of that — a wyvern in the ball? That’s just silly.

Hey actually that mental image looks kinda a little too real? Her imagination is good, but not that good. And the more she looks at it, it kinda looks like Ace…??? “Did you… bring your wyvern…??” 

“…Aw, man! Nobody told me we were allowed to do that! You’re telling me I could’ve had my horse in here this whole time?!”

[araremonaka]

He should open a pizzeria

[jellynotbees]

Men look best shirtless and bloody

[firstfullmoon]

the relationship between me and relatively unknown young women poets from canada via my poetry instagram is something that can be so personal

[thesoulsofthedarned]

Guys I pulled for Emilie and I lost to Diluc at first but I still got EMILIE !!!!!1111!!

So remember how I said in that one post that I might have to skip Emilie because I didn’t think I’d have enough to get her? Well I decided to pull because I didn’t think I’d be pulling for anyone else in the foreseeable future and I GOT HER!!! I’m so, so, SO HAPPY I managed to get Emilie after losing to Diluc, I absolutely adore her design (even though it’s not perfect) plus the Yanfei burgeon comp I’m running with her is super fun! Its also a good thing I don’t have much pulling plans after her (except for maybe Madame Ping), so I think I’m set for the future. And its a good thing too because this woman has left me BROKE.

Already said it before but I’m so happy ��

[dontremembermejust]

You know that Wayhaught reunion scene? That’s how I imagine Avatrice’s reunion will look like:

After Waverly returns from the Garden back to her realm, she runs to Nicole and embraces her and kisses her (and that ✨stairs✨ scene). And then Waverly notices Nicole’s hair length is much longer, and they realize the time difference between realms is wayyyy longer than they thought?

Yes. Exactly.

I want that for Beatrice and Ava. They reunite, they bang, and Ava grew out her bi bob.

[wolven-chimera-2023]

Just finished ‘The Man From Earth’ and I have really big feelings about it.

Especially about the scene where John checks the gun after Gruber gives it to him and leaves, with the context of the ending its really fucking devastating. It wasn’t just “was he going to kill me?” It was “is my son a suicide risk???” AND I AM UNWELL.

[helpimstuckposting]

I want to get “The tuna brick is absolute” tattooed onto my body

[sam-not-sammie]

Holy fuck this…

I was unaware that this phenomenon has occurred enough for this to be a quote, but as someone who now has to process through a new trauma disorder because of how i was treated by someone who thought of themself as an “uwu small fairy woodland creature”, it could not be more true.

People who cannot understand that to be human is to be messy and to make mistakes, and instead favors an over-idealized version of themself are blind to the harm they cause and inflict on people who actually understand they are flawed individuals. You can call them out on saying something hurtful or even problematic and all they’ll do is stare at you like 👁️👄👁️ as the cognitive dissonance fries their brain.

No you’re not a mystical fairy who makes my life better or more interesting. Actually, you’re a wolf in sheep’s clothing and you’ve torn my heart out from the hole you carved in my chest, threw it on the ground, stomped on it, and then when i said “hey could you maybe not do that” you told me a goblin did it, not you.

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

[obi-wann-cannoli]

Just finished Hild by Nicola Griffith and while it’s a good book, I cannot figure out why this is labeled as fantasy.

There’s no supernatural anything (it is very explicit in saying she has no visions from any gods), the setting does already exist and the story itself is based on historical events. This is historical fiction.

I know that some books ride the line between genres but this is explicitly historical fiction, there is no other way to shelve this. Medieval setting and political mechanisms does not a fantasy book make.

And unfortunately I read this specifically for the women in fantasy/sci fi book club so I very much expected fantasy. It’s a shame because would’ve enjoyed this book more without those expectations.

[junk-and-scrapss]

Mouthwashing x Omori yeaahh!!

If I had a nickel every time my life had been consumed by a horror indie game about a guy committing a crime against a woman, which his blond-haired bestie tried to cover up (in a way), and attempts to away from its consequences which only makes his mental state worse + there’s an overly cheerful comic relief character with a fuck ass bob I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but its still weird it happened twice

I'm sorry for comparing my sweet summer child with HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED but it had to be done ok😞

I forgot to draw it but I basically just assigned Hero as Curly as well. Him and Basil two are literally just diff sides of Curly split into two anyway lmao

DONT THINK ABOUT WHAT JIMMY AS SUNNY AND ANYA AS MARI IMPLIES I DIDNT MEAN IT OMGG LAMAOAOA

[jenniferslibrary]

if i had a nickel every time an iconic book series had a spin off that focuses on the 10 year old, sheltered blonde boy whom the original characters did EVERYTHING to protect growing up to have an enemies to lovers trope with a badass woman, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but its weird that it happened twice.

[joenhead]

Me when. Me when Brian Murphy gives me a new freak ass goblin to obsess over. Krudbert is my everything I love his minion tendencies and his kind eyes. If I had a nickel for every time a Caldwell dmed a campaign where two of the pcs obsessed over the attention and validation of the third I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice right?

[nerd-at-sea5]

if i had a nickel for every time mckenna grace played an dark haired autistic lesbian with a connection to something supernatural, id have two nickels! which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice-

[impishjesters]

Hello it's me again 🤞🏻 do ya think you can do Jax with a so who is like demon/angel who depending on what their doing they change into demon/angel or a mix of both?

Jax with a demon/angel s/o

warning(s): insults (affectionately?), insults (not affectionately) note(s): The non-affectionate insult is someone else, it's not intended to be anyone in specific, though it's not really an insult in my opinion I figured it was fair warning. (I kind of just wanted the situation itself that came with it.) A/N: Ooo nice, its giving Sun/Moon from FNAF, I like that ;D

Jax thinks both appearances are cute (which isn’t saying much, he claims a lot of stuff is cute but at least this sounds more genuine)

It also gives him twice the ammo for pet/nicknames.

“Well, would you look at that? Angels do exist, unfortunate that they look like you though.” (relationship or not, you are not spared, but it’s got less venom than his usual cracks)

“You look like you crawled right outta hell, rough night?” (how flattering Jaxy)

He likes to see what causes you to switch between the two.

So far, being grossly nice to everyone (including him), and kind acts like helping the gang of idiots (yes, including him) usually result in the more angelic-like form.

Partaking in pranks with him or other nefarious things usually results in a more demonic-like form.

However, he is curious if that’s unintentional or something you are willing to choose to do.

Like was that just some weird part of your character in here, or something you consciously could change and it just so happened to be very on-brand?

What does throw him off is that weird hybrid of the two that has popped up on occasion. It’s a little weird to look at but it’s… cool, he guesses.

Jax has stated that if the two of you could dress up for Halloween, he’d wanna be the angel. Which is hilarious because that is the absolute last fuckin thing he is.

If you say that he’ll give you a shit-eating grin and say something like “What are you talking about? I’m as innocent as an angel.”

“If an angel crawled out of hell, sure.”

Out of curiosity, he’s definitely tried to remove your halo from your person to see if it’s permanently attached or not.

If it is he’ll only slightly flinch at the yelp you let out, but if it’s not attached you bet your sweet ass he’ll be plucking it away at random times and probably wearing it like a bracelet.

Which honestly is kind of cute if you think about it, he’s got a little piece of you with him if you’re actually able to part with it.

On top of that, you can definitely annoy him by playing ring toss with his ears. He’ll make it more difficult by moving them at angles that make it harder for the halo to catch.

One time he forgot all about the halo dangling on his ear and someone thought it’d be funny to ask him “what that stupid thing on his ear” was.

He’s annoyed because he was damn well sure he threw the thing back at you. But now he’s also more annoyed that someone brought you into this and called your halo dumb. (they didn’t call it dumb he’s overreacting)

Though realistically he doesn’t care about your halo, he’s just annoyed someone called any part of you dumb (again, nobody said that sweetie), even if it was true—ahem, said affectionately, he’s the only one allowed to call you dumb (affectionately)

In retaliation to subjecting him to the ring toss games, if you have a tail or something as a demon he’ll intentionally step on it. (not often though)

On the topic of tails, he’ll occasionally play with it, though if you have full control of it you’ve definitely tripped him up a couple of times.

[assumptionprime]

if I had a nickel for every indie game from 2022 that evokes a specific style of retro game in its visuals and themes that I missed on release but played a year later and loved so much it became my favorite in its genre I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice