#//he is a dork! a loser!

[mechahero]

//I can't take this guy seriously. Someone could literally call him scary or intimidating and he'll be like

"So you think I'm cute?"

[captain-flint]

He's so confident, you know? He's interesting. He has a cleft.

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Remus Lupin with the bent nose that’s a little too big, with the soft tired amber eyes, with the soft jawline, with the slightly crooked teeth, with the spattered freckles all over his face, with the knobby knees, with the lanky limbs, with the skinny and completely un-muscled body, with the fluffy curly and inexplicably tangled tawny hair, with the awkward and hunched posture.

Remus Lupin who is so strange and weird that no one really understands why/how he’s friends with James and Sirius, and everyone is even more confused when he and Sirius get together and this literal god of a man is with such a dweeb (then you see them together and they’re so sweet and in love that it makes sense). He has to have a hand on Sirius at all times because, if he doesn’t, he’s scared that Sirius will leave and he won’t know where he is. He always wants to be in Sirius’ lap because he’s freezing cold constantly and Sirius runs hot, so he clearly needs to be cuddled, because why else would they be the way they are. He always has to be held and reassured that he is loved because he’s an insecure little baby.

Remus Lupin’s first kiss was Sirius, he lost his virginity to Sirius, his first relationship was with Sirius, because he’s scared of everyone else finding out he’s a werewolf. The only time he was ever called a Casanova was when his friends poked fun at him for so much as talking to someone outside of their direct friend group (Sirius, James, Peter, Lily, Mary, Marlene, etc.). He was an antisocial weirdo that shied away from conversations, and panicked and ran if any confrontation occurred.

Remus Lupin was not an active problem solver, his fight or flight response was permanently set to flight. He lived on chocolate and tea and whatever snacks his friends brought him when he was studying. He wasn’t a natural straight-O student, he had to work his ass off to get Es in most classes and Es and Os in his best ones. He couldn’t work for the life of him because he had a bad back and hips and knees and once hurt himself trying to lift a stack of books the wrong way (with his back not his legs). He’s allergic to pollen and dust and peanuts and he’s lactose intolerant and his stomach is super sensitive. He doesn’t smoke because he’s got asthma and is too scared he’ll get lung cancer or something because he’s drop-dead terrified of literally everything.

Loser kinda-ugly nerd Remus John Lupin needs to make a comeback because he is so cute.

[fifthnailinstevesbat]

thinking about steve in that first scene in nancys bedroom back in season one. thinking about how goofy and flirty and charming and playful he was being. thinking about him being like that with eddie, and how eddie would react to that version of steve. the whole talking in a silly voice, acting as that stuffed bear, the whole “bad steve :( don’t do that to miss nancy :( “ and “you are beautiful nancy wheeler”.

eddie plays dnd, even more so, he DMs dnd games, he stands up on tables in cafeterias and makes big theatrical scenes to rant about issues he has strong stances on — that man knows how to put on a show, and enjoys to watch one too. see: immediately accepting erica into hellfire as a replacement after seeing her go on one of her tangents, showing off her attitude and how she isn’t afraid to get in your face to get her way. he LOVESS that shit. lives for it. seeks it out. so when steve starts getting like that around him he would just crumble immediately i just know it.

[atdawn]

[roguescum]

hes expecting tongue

[mamawasatesttube]

it always gets me when ppl try to paint timkon as nerd/jock. like i mean you could, but here's the thing. tim is the jock. kon is the nerd.

[shaunashipman]

tommy tries to be all cool and suave when buck says I love you for the first time only to immediately walk into a wall

[f1-birb]

Infour Some more pics just 4 you from the team_quadrant athletes launch 📸

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Exhausted Office worker!shion x horny needy fem user

Exhausted!Office Worker!Shion x Horny!Needy!Reader

♡ NSFW, fem reader, soft!Shion, fluff->smut, dry humping, fingering?? but no penetration, basically just clit rubbing ♡

note: thanks for the request kitty Kat 🩷

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Shion had worked a late shift tonight and came home quite late, flopping down onto the couch as soon as he got through the door. He leaned against the couch, trying to ease his tired mind in the peace and quiet of your home. He was brought back to reality though, when he felt the weight of your body on his lap, his hands instinctively landing on your hips.

"Hey pretty girl, how was your day?"

"It was fine...I missed you."

You bury your face in his chest, basking in the smell of his cologne.

"Yeah? I missed you too."

He plants a soft kiss on the top of your head, holding you as close as possible. He was in his own little world, fully content with just holding you. That was until he felt it, your hips subtly rocking back and forth. He was exhausted and honestly didn't feel like doing anything other than sleeping, but feeling you pressed against him and seeing how needy you were for him, it flipped a switch in his brain and before he even realized it, he was grinding back.

"You must've really missed me doll."

He lets out a soft chuckle at the sounds of your whining, his rough hands squeezing the soft flesh of your thighs before one of his hands slips under the fabric of your underwear to rub against your pussy. The noises you let out only served as encouragement and he was far from tired now, his thumb working overtime on your throbbing clit.

"Shi...please~"

"Shh it's okay, I got you darlin'"

He picked up his pace, his fingers slipping between your soaked folds as he thumbed at your clit harder, a sharp smirk forming on his face as he felt you cumming on his fingers.

"That's it angel, let go f'me."

You gripped his shoulders, whimpering into his chest as you grinded against his hand, riding out your orgasm. He removes his hand from your panties, licking your juices off his fingers and swiping his tongue over his lips.

"You taste so good princess...think I'll need to drink straight from the source now ♡"

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[stupidlittlespirit]

ALSO I was just reading your post about ford and the reader swapping bodies and reader taking the opportunity to make him practice some self care for once and Ford making a fuss about it, and I just thought 💭

You, in Ford’s body, (gently) manhandling him (as you) to lay down and relax together for a while because if he doesn’t join you, you’re gonna be coming back to a terribly tense body later on. He gets to feel his own hands hold him by the arms and pull him down onto the sectional and keep him in place with an arm around his (your) shoulders.

Not that you’d really need to at this point because sweet Moses is this how you feel any time he does something like this??

Yesssssss!!!! The idea of him suddenly being like oh. oh I get it. is so fucking funny and cute to me.

I think he'd abruptly realise how nice it feels to be held like that and he'd be a lot more open to allowing you to treat him in a similar way. I imagine he has some hang ups about letting his guard down and being taken care of, but once he feels how lovely it is to be so enveloped by someone and coddled a little bit every now and then, he becomes a lot more open to doing so in private. He won't admit it outright but he definitely finds that he likes it.

And also, I imagine he'd get a bit of a confidence boost from that? Like holy shit, you weren't kidding when you said I make you feel safe/comfortable/warm/happy when I do this but actually the size difference is pretty significant and you do fit really nicely against me....

[ratatatastic]

matthew cant stop touching sasha?

yeah now look at him continue to keep his arm around sasha while he tries to adjust his knee like he accidentally got superglue all over his hands and his skin is gonna get ripped off if he so much as tries to remove his hand from sashas shoulder

2024 nhl global series finland practise | 10.31.24 (x)

[allgremlinart]

this should happen to him more often in my professional opinion

[vanmarkus]

nichols has such ginormous loser girl energy i love him dearly

[shima-draws]

Also hehehe. HEHEHE guess who I managed to get my hands on in OPTC