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//I can't take this guy seriously. Someone could literally call him scary or intimidating and he'll be like
"So you think I'm cute?"
#//the second he's called scary he's like āAW THANK YOU!!ā but being called cute or adorable is what gets to him fhndjghj#//because he can't take an actual compliment it seems BGFHGBDNGJF#//he is a dork! a loser!#//i say this with all the love in my heart#//he's so fucking silly i'm squishing him#backup log {ooc}
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He's so confident, you know? He's interesting. He has a cleft.
#tommy kinard#911#911 abc#911edit#lou ferrigno jr#evan buckley#eddie diaz#oliver stark#ryan guzman#hen wilson#howard han#aisha hinds#kenneth choi#in case you missed it#HE'S COOL šš#i need more scenes of tommy being anything but cool#this man is a loser dork and i love him more than anything#my stuff
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More random Nimona headcanons
Bal is one of those people who isnāt allergic to anything except one random medication that no one usesĀ
Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time itās brought up because heās allergic to everythingĀ
His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesnāt remember a single thing on that listĀ
Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him āNo you canāt eat that it has olivesā āNot that either love itās got lemonā and so onĀ
Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so heāll eat it anyway
And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxietyĀ
One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling āSpit out the carrots Nemesis you donāt even like them that much!!āĀ
Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian rouletteĀ
Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure
Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the yearsĀ
And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each otherĀ
Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhoodĀ
But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day
Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in
And heāll hear Ambrosius mumble āIām here to slay monsters and protect our kingdomā
He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining inĀ
One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks āAre you slaying monsters moonbeam?ā Nimona yells from the other room āIām so proud of him heās truly protecting our kingdomāĀ
There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internetĀ
And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut youāve ever seen)
And made Ambrosius sit through itĀ
That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time
Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photosĀ
There have been times when Nimona asks āCan we eat out tonightā and Bal tells her no and she sends him thisĀ
Heāll text back āIs that my fucking wanted poster?!āĀ
She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didnāt expect thisĀ
He calls her yelling āWhen the fuck did that happen?!āĀ
And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it
#nimona 2023#Nimona movie#nimona headcanon#nimona#ballister boldheart#ambrosius goldenloin#ballister x ambrosius#goldenheart#im dedicated to destroying Ambrosius cool guy image#that man is a dork#a feral fucking loser#and Iām in love with him#when they were tricking the director Bal records it all#you can here him rewinding the video#which means he has a video of Nimona disguised as Ambrosius getting stabbed#and you think she wouldnāt use that as a meme?#youāre joking#someone take this movie away from me#they've invaded every part of my life#I cant even listen to music#I was listening to Hozier's new album and thought wow this is like Bal and Ambrosius#I just know Ambrosius was the sick kid growing up#I could write so much angst about that#I might do that next
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Remus Lupin with the bent nose thatās a little too big, with the soft tired amber eyes, with the soft jawline, with the slightly crooked teeth, with the spattered freckles all over his face, with the knobby knees, with the lanky limbs, with the skinny and completely un-muscled body, with the fluffy curly and inexplicably tangled tawny hair, with the awkward and hunched posture.
Remus Lupin who is so strange and weird that no one really understands why/how heās friends with James and Sirius, and everyone is even more confused when he and Sirius get together and this literal god of a man is with such a dweeb (then you see them together and theyāre so sweet and in love that it makes sense). He has to have a hand on Sirius at all times because, if he doesnāt, heās scared that Sirius will leave and he wonāt know where he is. He always wants to be in Siriusā lap because heās freezing cold constantly and Sirius runs hot, so he clearly needs to be cuddled, because why else would they be the way they are. He always has to be held and reassured that he is loved because heās an insecure little baby.
Remus Lupinās first kiss was Sirius, he lost his virginity to Sirius, his first relationship was with Sirius, because heās scared of everyone else finding out heās a werewolf. The only time he was ever called a Casanova was when his friends poked fun at him for so much as talking to someone outside of their direct friend group (Sirius, James, Peter, Lily, Mary, Marlene, etc.). He was an antisocial weirdo that shied away from conversations, and panicked and ran if any confrontation occurred.
Remus Lupin was not an active problem solver, his fight or flight response was permanently set to flight. He lived on chocolate and tea and whatever snacks his friends brought him when he was studying. He wasnāt a natural straight-O student, he had to work his ass off to get Es in most classes and Es and Os in his best ones. He couldnāt work for the life of him because he had a bad back and hips and knees and once hurt himself trying to lift a stack of books the wrong way (with his back not his legs). Heās allergic to pollen and dust and peanuts and heās lactose intolerant and his stomach is super sensitive. He doesnāt smoke because heās got asthma and is too scared heāll get lung cancer or something because heās drop-dead terrified of literally everything.
Loser kinda-ugly nerd Remus John Lupin needs to make a comeback because he is so cute.
#remus lupin#marauders era#harry potter marauders#maraudersera#remus lupin headcanon#headcanon#headcannons#headcannon#wolfstar#sirius black#remus lupin x sirius black#sirius black x remus lupin#LET HIM BE A LOSER NERD#let him be the most loser ever#he deserves to be the most loser nerd weirdo wet-blanket dork ever#and also let him be unattractive#not everyone needs to be a model guys#heās just a little guy#THIS IS AN OPINION DONāT INTERACT IF YOU JUST WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT IT#loser remus lupin#but we love him#wolfstar solos iām not sorry
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thinking about steve in that first scene in nancys bedroom back in season one. thinking about how goofy and flirty and charming and playful he was being. thinking about him being like that with eddie, and how eddie would react to that version of steve. the whole talking in a silly voice, acting as that stuffed bear, the whole ābad steve :( donāt do that to miss nancy :( ā and āyou are beautiful nancy wheelerā.
eddie plays dnd, even more so, he DMs dnd games, he stands up on tables in cafeterias and makes big theatrical scenes to rant about issues he has strong stances on ā that man knows how to put on a show, and enjoys to watch one too. see: immediately accepting erica into hellfire as a replacement after seeing her go on one of her tangents, showing off her attitude and how she isnāt afraid to get in your face to get her way. he LOVESS that shit. lives for it. seeks it out. so when steve starts getting like that around him he would just crumble immediately i just know it.
#heās a loser at heart that steve harrington#and it is his bestest quality#i love him#heās a dork#nancy was right he IS an idiot // in the most affectionate way possible tho ofc#and eddie#oh my lawd eddie#eddie will fold.#he will fold so hard you may never see him again#like there goes ANOTHER tally mark to cross off steveās list#rich parents#popular#chicks dig him#AND a complete and total raging love sick DORK#ticking all of mr munsons boxes#flattery works on him after all#stranger things#eddie munson#steddie#steve harrington#stranger things 4#stranger things season 4#st4#nancy wheeler#season 1 steve#steve harrington season 1
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#he's a dork he's a loser i love him endlessly#bbc merlin#arthur#m#ee#gifs#306#401#these are just silly i was making a gwen set and started thinking about him
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hes expecting tongue
#jayroy#jason todd#roy harper#royjay#red hood#dc comics#arsenal#dc comics fanart#the key to jason todd to me is that he LOOKS like hot shit and ACTS like hot shit but he is a DORK. a LOSER. a LITERARY ARTS MAJOR#fanart
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it always gets me when ppl try to paint timkon as nerd/jock. like i mean you could, but here's the thing. tim is the jock. kon is the nerd.
#rimi talks#tim ''enjoys going to ballgames'' drake vs kon ''will physically drop dead if he doesn't infodump about star trek'' el.#now granted like the dichotomy isnt ACTUALLY all that fitting (as many dichotomies aren't really) bc like. kon loves to surf#and tim IS a dork-ass loser who geeks out about gadgets machines and especially cars#but i mean if anyone's gonna start infodumping about biophysics it's kon. he doesnt even know he's explaining masters-level shit#hes just like yeah this is how everyone at cadmus talked all the time so i picked it up lol!#but between the two of them tim is SOOO much sportier lbr#of course. to realize this you'd have to think critically beyond hurr durr the taller broader one MUST be a jock. but yknow.#timkon
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tommy tries to be all cool and suave when buck says I love you for the first time only to immediately walk into a wall
#911#bucktommy#evan buckley#tommy kinard#man is the biggest dork#he tries!!! he does#but outside of work stuff the man is a loser
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Infour Some more pics just 4 you from the team_quadrant athletes launch šø
#lando norris#stunning truly#there's just something about a less than stellar focus picture of lando bathed in a golden light#HOWEVER#he's such a dork#look at him he's such a little loser#putting him in my pocket
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Exhausted Office worker!shion x horny needy fem user
Exhausted!Office Worker!Shion x Horny!Needy!Reader
ā” NSFW, fem reader, soft!Shion, fluff->smut, dry humping, fingering?? but no penetration, basically just clit rubbing ā”
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Shion had worked a late shift tonight and came home quite late, flopping down onto the couch as soon as he got through the door. He leaned against the couch, trying to ease his tired mind in the peace and quiet of your home. He was brought back to reality though, when he felt the weight of your body on his lap, his hands instinctively landing on your hips.
"Hey pretty girl, how was your day?"
"It was fine...I missed you."
You bury your face in his chest, basking in the smell of his cologne.
"Yeah? I missed you too."
He plants a soft kiss on the top of your head, holding you as close as possible. He was in his own little world, fully content with just holding you. That was until he felt it, your hips subtly rocking back and forth. He was exhausted and honestly didn't feel like doing anything other than sleeping, but feeling you pressed against him and seeing how needy you were for him, it flipped a switch in his brain and before he even realized it, he was grinding back.
"You must've really missed me doll."
He lets out a soft chuckle at the sounds of your whining, his rough hands squeezing the soft flesh of your thighs before one of his hands slips under the fabric of your underwear to rub against your pussy. The noises you let out only served as encouragement and he was far from tired now, his thumb working overtime on your throbbing clit.
"Shi...please~"
"Shh it's okay, I got you darlin'"
He picked up his pace, his fingers slipping between your soaked folds as he thumbed at your clit harder, a sharp smirk forming on his face as he felt you cumming on his fingers.
"That's it angel, let go f'me."
You gripped his shoulders, whimpering into his chest as you grinded against his hand, riding out your orgasm. He removes his hand from your panties, licking your juices off his fingers and swiping his tongue over his lips.
"You taste so good princess...think I'll need to drink straight from the source now ā”"
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#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers smut#tokyo revengers fanfiction#shion x reader#shion smut#he's such a loser I just wanna bite him š#I love him tho#he's a dork but he's MY dork#side note what do y'all think Shion would smell like?#I feel like he'd smell like an ocean scented cologne or something#I love writing fics like this but I can hardly concentrate most of the time#this took me longer than I thought š
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ALSO I was just reading your post about ford and the reader swapping bodies and reader taking the opportunity to make him practice some self care for once and Ford making a fuss about it, and I just thought š
You, in Fordās body, (gently) manhandling him (as you) to lay down and relax together for a while because if he doesnāt join you, youāre gonna be coming back to a terribly tense body later on. He gets to feel his own hands hold him by the arms and pull him down onto the sectional and keep him in place with an arm around his (your) shoulders.
Not that youād really need to at this point because sweet Moses is this how you feel any time he does something like this??
Yesssssss!!!! The idea of him suddenly being like oh. oh I get it. is so fucking funny and cute to me.
I think he'd abruptly realise how nice it feels to be held like that and he'd be a lot more open to allowing you to treat him in a similar way. I imagine he has some hang ups about letting his guard down and being taken care of, but once he feels how lovely it is to be so enveloped by someone and coddled a little bit every now and then, he becomes a lot more open to doing so in private. He won't admit it outright but he definitely finds that he likes it.
And also, I imagine he'd get a bit of a confidence boost from that? Like holy shit, you weren't kidding when you said I make you feel safe/comfortable/warm/happy when I do this but actually the size difference is pretty significant and you do fit really nicely against me....
#asjksdfjd (affectionate) dork! loser! i love him!#ford asks#stanford pines x reader#ford pines x reader#asks#reader insert#he's like damn.... i'm kinda hot actually
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matthew cant stop touching sasha?
yeah now look at him continue to keep his arm around sasha while he tries to adjust his knee like he accidentally got superglue all over his hands and his skin is gonna get ripped off if he so much as tries to remove his hand from sashas shoulder
2024 nhl global series finland practise | 10.31.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#utter clownshow#i really wish maffhew wouldve eaten shit for trying to be grossly in love#bond sickness is a serious thing and after the ir shenanigans that man is taking NO CHANCES#lundy shuffling away from the two man unit to give maffhew more space to fix his shinpad sock situation#and maffhew does the sensible thing and not you know detach himself from sasha to attend to it but actually makes it even harder on himself#what being taken to your husbands home country and romanced off the getgo does to a man#sashas always like catnip to him but now he cant get enough huh#gross! and in love! keep it to yourselves!#sasha barely paying attention to his dumb husband with attachment issues#this is what love looks like fucking dork#when i said he was a loverboy that also means all the cringefail loser sides of being a loverboy
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this should happen to him more often in my professional opinion
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Also hehehe. HEHEHE guess who I managed to get my hands on in OPTC
#The ONE (1) Cora & Law recruit in the ENTIRE game. AND THEY ARE MIIIINEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!#I saw that they were on the new banner and I was like well now I GOTTA try and pull for them#Iām so glad I got them š Theyāre so fucking KYOOT#Iāll have to take a video when I do their max special itās so fUCKIGNFN. ADORABLE#I love them I love them I love them SO much#Also idk why it took me this long to notice but Coraās hat being pinned up to look like devil hornsā¦#HEāS SUCH A DORK!!!!!! WHAT A LOSER (affectionate)#They are so silly š„°#Shima speaks#One Piece#One Piece Treasure Cruise#OPTC#Corazon#Trafalgar Law#Donquixote Rosinante#Cora
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#ok im actually full on watching one piece after being absolutely obsessed with sanji for 10 years despite not actually watching the show#and i was very afraid that it was gonna make me hate him but i mean 60 eps in and im just like. lmao look at this dork ass loser#hes a sweetheart but also i wanna hold his head underwater. so it goes. also absolutely obsessed with the concept of fish Biologist sanji#in a way that is completely unhinged. like am i gonna have to write a fic abt sanji waxing I poetic abt evolution and physiology?#bc i dont think anyone else is gonna do it for me š#im afraid its only gonna get worse. the characterization of sanji. its so sad when ur number 1 bby girl is thr fucking worst#sanji#one piece
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