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beholdthemem · 1 month ago

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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

#personal #back to work tomorrow prepare thyself #i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON #i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like #....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student #maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did #u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?

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fly-chicken · 3 months ago

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A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

#us politics #donald trump #election 2024 #aclu #a promise to myself #how is this comforting you May ask #bc we are not fighting alone or uninformed #we have good and strong groups in our corners defending what we believe in #it’s not over yet #we have to try and pushback #added Alt image descriptions since this is leaving containment #happy to see many engaging with this to either donate time or money or both #really warms the cold heart of mine #wow this broke containment #overall it’s been pretty nice seeing people engaging with it ready to roll up their sleeves and get to work #they did the travel ban right at the beginning of the previous presidency too #also every major civil battle in the last century #brown V board of education- the one that desegregated schools #loving V Virginia- legalized interracial marriage #roe V wade- legalized abortion #United States V Nixon- watergate scandal WHICH LIMITED US PRESIDENTAL POWER #Edwards v. Aguillard- helped allow schools to teach evolution #Planned Parenthood v. Casey- another abortion case #ACLU v. NSA- to stop the NSA spying on wikipedia users #Ingersoll v. Arlene's Flowers- fought to stop LGBTQ discrimination from businesses #Obergefell v. Hodges- case that legalized gay marriage #literally WAY MORE GUYS #so don’t fall into dispair! these are literally one of the good ones!

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ered · 5 months ago

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Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:

Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.

The actual difference is

when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names

when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names

hope this helps!

#audio books vs reading #honestly this debate is just pineapple on pizza again #personally i like reading better #i’m a poor listener and since i read faster than people talk i get bored and my mind starts to wander #but who gives a shit #just do what works best for you #in the end we all get the same story #oh and this post is about stories in english #in finnish you rarely have either problem

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aimasup · 1 month ago

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It's 4am and I can't get this out of my head

#my post #my art #gravity falls #this could absolutely be fiddlestan. god it would be so funny #either way he's just lost his brother and is working the biggest scam of his life #and also taking a false name #as of this moment in time any other mention of Ford's name is going to send him into a fit of hysterics #stanley pines

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krysmcscience · 5 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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Gregory knows he looks LIKE HIM in FNAF..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #michael afton #fnaf gregory #david afton #evan afton #security breach #fnaf 4 #tyler the creator #your guys weekly angst eat up girlies!!#This is in fact based off ‘like him’ by Tyler The Creator #and tbh I might make another song semi based off that song #seeing it surprisingly works with a lot of fnaf BAHAH #but the plot point Gregory is supposed to be in same way David #truly hits me in a way #either to the mimic or in this case Michael #to think Michael can’t help but see his brother in Gregory #that in a way he’s a substitution for him #it mimics a lot how in the movie Abby makes Mike think of Garrett etc #this is an ongoing thing with Michael as a character #and truly it destroys my poor little heart #so of course I had to share the pain 💜💜

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pjharvey-moved · 9 months ago

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i think having worked a retail or food service job actually is more important to not being a loser than doing drugs or having sex. the poll that showed so much of this site has never worked one of those jobs was actually way more concerning to me than any of the celibacy sweep polls

#like i truly believe everyone should work either in retail or food service at least once it builds empathy and humanity.

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nothing-impt · 3 months ago

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Fish kebab

#the ichor looks like pee ngl #I rushed this as fast as I could #peeseidon #or Pissdeidon #either one works #let Ody go home man #Pisseidon #Kebab Poseidon #epic the musical #epic the musical fanart #jorge rivera herrans #odyssey #epic musical #epic the vengeance saga #the vengeance saga #art

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artzy-ari · 3 months ago

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Man i love sonadow fanfiction

#/silly #sonic #sonadow #i guess #THIS is probably the dumbest thing ive ever made tbh #yk what ive seen plenty where Shadow gets pregnant instead it can work either way honestly #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog

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lingrimmart · 2 months ago

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L: Don't ask me how Tilazis distorts his face like that, let's just praise the wondrous makeup he uses. It's not easy to wash away such a hard mask.

#Tilazis treasures his emotions for best days #Surprisingly he is not emotional without makeup either #His little lie with all that dragonborn look still works #He got the right team to deceive #dnd character #Tilazis #yuan ti #art #artists on tumblr

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zillychu · 4 months ago

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get MOLTED, idiot

#genshin impact #venti #jean gunnhildr #zilly art #could he just use the wind to help? probably yeah #is he smart enough to do this? absolutely not #he either always got dvalin to lick it better. or liyue's water system get clogged #venti tries rubbing himself all over morax like a cat trying to get burs off but that rarely works #rip diluc's place would also be covered in feathers and a whiny archon #venti excuses himself to the bathroom mid-performance at angel share and promptly tells diluc he's got a mess to clean up in there #goes back to singing and drinking #diluc frantically stuffing feathers in a bag #he and jean ponder if they could make pillows with the down? sorry the pillows curse your dream with The Edlritch Horrors

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 4 months ago

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tfone humanformers grahh...

#transformers #transformers one #humanformers #bumblebee #b 127 #orion pax #optimus prime #elita one #megatron #d 16 #guhh i love u elita #i like the idea of elita being the oldest #manager who hates her younger coworkers because they r stupid 😭#i gave bee a different uniform since hes working with a furnace and stuff #his comm doesnt work either #not like he needed it

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miraluking-respectfully · 2 years ago

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MEAN TO HIM!!!

#they're called pumpkin toadlets and they're bad at everything because they're sososososooo teeny weeny tiny #they're so small that their inner ears don't work and they can't land their jumps properly! they are so little it makes them CLUMSY #and they can't hear each other's mating calls either!!!#WAAAUGGGHGH #animals #edit: i did not mean to post this to my star wars blog but whatever i'm keeping it

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the-storyteller78 · 2 months ago

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I fully think Odysseus expects to never see Athena again after he turns down her offer. Yes, it’s clear she’s changed—the Athena he knew would never say something so sentimental—but he’s familiar with her nature. She won’t be back now that he has no use to her.

I also fully think that Athena would absolutely rock back down to Ithaca after a week of letting the family reunite (she’s taking this empathy thing seriously, guys) and just be chilling at the breakfast table in the morning. Just visiting. No biggie.

(This becomes a regular thing.)

#tagamemnon #greek mythology #epic the musical #odysseus #athena #headcanon #odysseus is flabbergasted #and he half thinks this is some long-winded ploy to get him to work with her again #but she’s not #she’s literally just there to hang out #casually becomes the local deity #odysseus watches athena help telemachus find rare flowers for penelope #and he’s like #i’m either hallucinating or dying

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ruushes · 10 months ago

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every time i draw them being cute together i have to also draw them being deeply irritating to maintain perspective and universal balance

#nox #astarion #bg3 #my art #my ocs #first one works either way bc i dont think either of them are big criers but they ARE both the type to tear up when things get emotional #and then immediately use it in an argument

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