#// spoilers(?)

[lovely-p-issues]

[slowburncowboy]

She nos on my feratu till the first cock crows

[looneysroomfullofdoohickeys]

So like....is this twitter post spoilers for Doctor Who now?

[invaderhogtwopointohno]

Nosferatu (2024): Monster Fucker phsycic girlie pop's ex-situationship won't leave her alone after she marries a normal guy

[prokopetz]

There are a couple of things about Bat to the Heavens that make it an interesting speed game:

When played normally, it's effectively a Celeste-style level based precision platformer. However, large portions of the game world are actually contiguous, being separated by deep chasms and high walls rather than loading zones. In fact, by default the game keeps the entire world loaded in memory at all times (though it can be configured to load it piecemeal for the benefit of lower-end computers), so you can perform some very unconventional level transitions if you know exactly what you're doing.

Apart from their grounded walking speed, pretty much all of the player character's speeds are uncapped (and there's an item that will uncap grounded walking speed, too). This is by design; many moves preserve speed in situations you wouldn't intuitively expect them to, and there are special character animations – as well as at least one achievement – for reaching batshit speeds that no puzzle in the game's normal progression actually requires.

These factors together make for an any% speed run that has to be seen to be believed.

(Fair warning: a significant chunk of Bat to the Heavens' progression depends on knowledge gating, so watching the speedrun may spoil you on movement tech you'd normally have to discover on your own.)

[why-i-love-comics]

Storm #3 - "Impending Doom" (2024)

written by Murewa Ayodele art by Lucas Weneck & Alex Guimaraes

[rokonrrc2]

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how does hard drive never fucking miss

[gallifreyanhotfive]

"Got a navcom algorithm that homes in on fresh milk. I mean, I could just get a fridge."

-The Fifteenth Doctor

You could get a fridge. Or you could find this thing again. Just saying.

[darcyfirth]

ngl gong yoo in the goblin did nothing for me but crazy unhinged suit guy gong yoo in squid game who stomped on freshly baked bread in the middle of a park with his polished shoes?? id die for that man

[i-like-rocks22]

*Ominous organ music starts playing*

Me: "Tell me he's got a fucking organ installed in there."

*image swaps to Feathers McGraw in his submarine, sat in front of a giant organ*

Me: *cheers*

[rokonrrc2]

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Welcome back Jesus of Nazareth.

[notyoujamie]

Of all the species in all the universe and it has to come out of a cow.

[timespacegirls]

nothing has proven the tardis has a swear word filter quite like "pardon my french, but what the french?"

[space-whalesharks]

@ that last five minutes of Skeleton Crew

[rokonrrc2]

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ONE FUCKING BREAK. CAN THEY NOT GET A GODDAMN SECOND TO FUCKING BREATHE?!?!?!