#// sorry it's prety short

[arttsuka]

may I request some trek triumvirate (spock, kirk, Bones) as cowboys? :]

You may

[sakurasnowfall]

Sick Strawhats

Just a general headcannon that back on Drum Island, Chopper used to not like the taste of medecine. So what did Dr. Kureha do? She falvored it. So even to this, day, Chopper flavors all the medicine he gives the crew.

Luffy

Sore throat and scratchy voice

Feels “icky”

Tries to drink the entire bottle of medicine

Cold flashes, shivering under a blanket

Complains/whines a lottttt, OR he passes out alseep

My guess is that he goes between being drained of any and all energy and just feels gross, or he hates just laying around and whines, no in between

Zoro

If you know what a barking cough is, this made is the DEFINITION

Coughs up a lung every 5 minutes

Hates feeling “weak”

Sanji laughs at his congested, nasaly voice, but still makes him soup

Tries to still train, but Chopper throws hands and gets really, REALLY upset, so he stops

Chopper force feeds Zoro strawberry flavored cough syrup.....

Sleeps it off

Naps when Zoro is sick are like death

Has to breathe thorough his mouth

Nami

Takes full advantage of Sanji’s doting

Drinks a lot of tangarine tea with lots of honey

Probably is still working on her maps in bed

ONLY trusts Robin and maybe Franky with the navigation

Likes to be really warm with a lot of blankets or a big, soft sweater

Usopp

The worst nasal congestion imaginable

Runny, stuffed up nose

Can’t breathe out of his nose

His throat hurts

All of his energy is completely GONE

Gets bad aches in his arms and legs

Sanji - (Sanji dose’t GET sick, but we can imagine)

It is either one of two ways

Either Sanji has that Mom strength where he just pushes through it and carries about his day with a short nap in the middle of the afternoon

Or this man is DOWN for the count

Fever

Alternates between hotflashes, and shivering under a pile of blankets in fetal position

His voice sounds like the 4Kids dub

Either wears gloves while cooking, or washes his hands RAW beforehand to make sure he won’t  get any of the crew sick

If he’s not better in a few days, the crew takes him hostage and forces him to let THEM take care of HIS, which is something he’s not used to, so he probably gets a little emotional (he deserves it)  

Chopper

Awwww, Chopper

If he does get sick, he feels guilty

Poor baby is sniffling, sneezing, coughing

Robin and Sanji dote on him

He knows to drink lots of fluids and try and get a lot of sleep

Recovers somewhat quickly

Robin

Is prety chill, but Chopper dotes on her, and she thinks it’s sweet how worried he is

Reassures him she is fine

Drinks a lot of tea

If it’s really really bad, she’ll get a headache  

Spends a couple days in bed reading and sleeping it off

Franky

.......okay when he coughs, it sounds like there is metal rattling around inside his chest...which there kind of is

But it freaks everyone out, especially Chopper

Actually, Frank dosen’t really get sick

If/when he does, he usually takes a long nap and then a shorter one later, drinks more cola thank usual, and he’s good to go 

Brook

He gets a runny nose

At least he would if he had a nose YOHOHOHOHO (I’m sorry, please forgive me)

[meerealsssss]

should i ask out the guy i like, im prety sure he likes me back (ive had signs that he does). Do i ask him out or not or wait for him to ask me out?

i have asked a few blogs this so i get a few different results

go for it ‼️‼️

i might be a little late for this sorry lol

life's too short to not take chances

[cacaitos]

tbh i probably wouldn't have finished fire candy if i hadn't deduced early on the author was a woman (the plans to cover lesser known women writing typical type seinen/shonen is going. as terrible as you would expect) and in another post i did mention the mixed shoujo/seinen visuals but i guess i focused on like more flowery aesthetics bishonen and stuff. algo guess i ignored to mention that it is pretty much the statement of the author to produce series (or erotica, at any point anyway) that's appealing to both demographics, intentionally.

not that im gonna expound lots on details either though.. (it's stilla bible tho)

i ignored to mention (just forgot sorry) in the short review that in yellow hearts, SA is a verry recurrent thing/part/context of the sex scenes (that i have to define are with the erotic intent). now even then, i don't think [SA, 'age gaps', guys w freudian-esque issues, etc] in this case at least, represent a kind of deterrent for a female audience in intent (regardless of how i feel about it). first bc those are still Very Frecuent Things in erotica more clearly demographically divided aimed and written at women anyway, and second because topics aside the author, as mentioned above, uses the language and form of shoujosei to indicate in an transparent way to emphasize so.

the female characters even in the, yk, Situations... seem to preserve a preocupation with prettiness and the impression of pleasure in their designs/expressions. in net numbers, yes, they are usually/majority of the visual focus of the sexual scenes anyway since it's a seinen (audience implicit), but it's not like i can give you a definitive distinction between what about it is [meant to be in intent] the Object of interest or what has an Self-insert quality.

***the abovementioned preocupations w pretiness etc seem to very pointedly to work under the aesthetic proclivities of shoujosei. at a point it isn't so much about what men/women want but that These XYZ elements straight up don't customarily exist in shonen/seinen and those void bridged by the shoujosei proper also customary structures of the portrayal of intimacy are what evidence the interest of being of a pleasurable quality to read to a female audience, intentionally.

the paneling at points shifts completely to that of an shojosei romance's manga, the use of halftones, textures, neg and pos space, composition; of a tenderness (eh...) and an emotional interest of the parties that for as much shitty horny seinen ive read i dont find ever being as present, like at all (not that im precisely complimenting YH either...). of couse that's speaking of the ones that arent SA; theyre all pretty equally explict and intense regardless, in an customary-shoujosei unlikely fashion, though.

in the men's department.. well, on pretty literal terms the story is about idk yakuza gang conflict or smth, there will be rock bands and whores in between that i guess. from the very beginning there will be a balance to mantain between the main male characters being a more traditional dark but youthful type of masculinity for an seinen story while also obviously being yk. bishonen (most of the main ones at least). pretty easy to discern intent with those elements i think. it also extends to the sex scenes: vaguely speaking the author has a leniency to make them more, expressive? sentitive? something like that; make them have slightly/noticeably more presence in frames, that makes the thing a speck less onesided (well, it's less frequent the older/less bishie/more traditionally masculine the character is, not that that's surprising).

lastly.. hmm.. despite the author being kind of apparently of a bl writer on the side (tho YH is completely straight), male homoeroticism is mostly kept on the side (one char mentions it) or it's expressed thru more conventional male-on-male bloodlust and violence, though limited to the individual than in pro of indicating any particular relationship between the parts. however, i think that keeping the motions of homoerotic violence w no textual outlet for it makes some of the male characters' sexuality interesting so far it's just as confused as the mixed language of shoujosei and seinen of above.

for one, it makes violence, for the seinen audience, sexual but in a slightly more unusual and/or uncomfortable way, for the genre at least. both because of a female audience in mind and how [the male characters] can serve to them in a shoujo fashion but also taking into acc BL fashions, ends up making them as much of the

[entreldolorylanada]

@polyphagist​ || From HERE

“S-sorry... I didn’t want to offend you...“ It was hard to explain, but for Roque, everything was different about this guy, how he moved, how his voice sounded, even how he smelled. And it probably wasn’t even because of his own difference from other humans, it was just his hypersensitivity that turned on all the red bulbs when the other got closer. Not enough to panic, though, but enough to feel alert. And then there were his eyes. Roque saw them just for a second before averting his stare, but he had enough time to notice that their shape, or rather the shape of the pupils wasn’t right, too. Not round enough, as though someone was drawing them with black ink, and it had spread. “I’m not going to tell anyone...“ he reassured softly, “You don’t... don’t have to worry.“

[panbitch-com]

Hey so I know that I already sent an ask for a Chandler’s sister!reader but I was wondering if I could send another one? If not that’s fine!!

But if it is, then could you write some headcanons or an imagine about the reader being Chandler Bing’s sister and embarrassing him by telling a bunch of silly stories from their childhood?

I'd love to, thank you for requesting :))

I'm so sorry it just is here now. I've had this in my drafts for so long but didn't finish it until now. And I hate that it is that short but I still hope you enjoy it :)

it all started one day when Rachel asked you how Chandler really was as a child

Chandler also being in the room immediantly screaming and shouting nonesense

"WE TALKED ABOUT THIS" "We didn't, just your brain decided it was okay without asking me it was okay!!!" "I THINK IT IS OKAY TO NOW WANT TO HEAR STORIES ABOUT ME" "Well then i will kindly ask you to leave this room, sir. There is the door. Should I help you or are you capable of doing it yourself."

Chandler huffing but still staying in Monica's apartment

"You know Chandler is not here, so drop the stories." ~ Monica

"Okay, so one time our father made Chandler dress up as a prety princess and made him -"

"I heard you talkin' shit about me, missy, yeah I'm talking to you SISTER!"

"Hey, you gonna tell us later, right?", Pheobe whispers to you

you just wink and show her thumbs up "Of course."

when you finally got to tell the story to them they started laughing and made a few hints to Chandler about it

Once he finally catched up on it he looked at you as if you had betrayed him

Let's just say he didn't talk to you for one week and at the end of it the group also knew one or two stories about you

[prick-o]

oh oh! can we have more headcanons of short s/o? maybe its the same that likes to be in tables but now the church duo notices they are actually prety badass sinse they saw them kick some ass or some punk tryying to grafity the chuch and them they just do a 180 back to being lovely dorky with them

sorry if this to weird ksks

yeah!!!! again super sorry ab the timing

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Sarvente

sarv loves how absolutely short you are, and she often forgets how tough you are

one day she saw someone graffitiing the church, and kindly asked them to stop

when they wouldn’t stop and called her names, you stepped in and fought their ass

she was surprised by this badass moment, and has some newfound respect for you

she thanks you sincerely and hugs you close and kisses your forehead

you reassure her you’re still very tall and she’s amazing as well

Ruvyzvat

ruv is usually the tough one, so it caught him off guard that you were so quick to defend him and the church

he goes out to fight the guy graffitiing, but you stand in front of him and shout insults

he eventually leaves and you hug him tightly, asking if he’s offended or hurt

you cheer in how tall and brave you are and ruv playfully rolls his eyes

hope this was ok!!

[leaf-is-a-pornwrighter]

So uh im a hawks simp so my stuff will mainly be him so here we go!!

Is this just short smut or a head cannon? I dunno.

Lingere mentioned later on

https://www.amazon.com/Women-Lingerie-Choker-Highwaist-Strapy/dp/B07W1HCGWP

Im going to wright this with a female reader and ill try to go back and forth with m/f/nb ways of reading

Plot: Bend over

Warnings: slight degredation, bdsm, and belt hitting

"im so boreddd!!" I cried as i floped on the king sized bed in keigos apartment and i sighed rolling around on the bed inhaleing his scent "Hm?" I muttered as i spotted one of his spare uniforms and I smirked quickly slideing on the tight shirt and I shrugged on his pants before putting on his coat and I smiled as I looked at how cute i looked in the mirror and I grabbed my phone takeing a photo posed cutely holding the jacket close to my cheed with my cute puffy pouty lips and i giggled as i sent it to him on Snapchat with the caption "When do you get off?" And I smiled getting a photo back of him sticking his tounge out "Allegedly 8 if all goes well"

I frowned sad I didnt get the reaction I wanted so i quickly shed the pants and shrugged the jacket off my shoulder and posed sitting on the floor arching my back in a way that looked very sensual "I'll be okay I can keep myself busy you jacket smells just like you..." I wrote sending it before I got a selfie back of him redfaced slightly "Tbh you look hot as fuck in my clothes and put some pants on you'll catch a cold" and i smirked now im getting somewhere I posed again my legs spread apart not far enough to show my undies but to be suggestive as i knelt on the floor my long hair perfectly accentuating my body "I thought you wanted to CATCH a veiw" and i sent that photo getting a simple "stop" in responce

"aww but thats no fun I wana tease you and rile you up..." I said in responce before i got a photo of him covering half his face with his hand with that sexy lust filled look on his face that always made me nearly cum in my panties with the only caption "Enough" and i posed again standing takeing his shirt off leaving me only in my cute black lingere I bought to suprize him it was resly prety the lace barely hideing my nipples and the choker part makeing my neck look so kissible "well thats fine ill keep this to myself and I'll make myself feel good" I wrote and sent it before I smirked as I set my phone down going into our shared drawer and i looked around st the toys I had and just selected a simple vibrator wand and I sat on the edge of the bed takeing a photo of myself arching as i turned the vibrator on moaning loudly at the intensity "I think this toy is my favorite you know I dont even need your stupid dick" I wrote the anticipation of him makeing me absolutely eat my fucking words driveing me insane

I frowned as i didnt get a responce for a moment though it was seen and I sighed and rubbed the wand a little more on my body "Fuck.." I muttered and arched my back "Oh song bird..." I heard and i froze looking to the balcony door seeing keigo standing there and I flushed shuddering as he closed the door and I turned the toy off setting it aside "Keigo." I said and he growled "You fucking slut.... Sending something like that to me. And then saying you dont need my stupid dick..." He growled stalking closer and I smirked baby talking him "Awww poowr bawby keigo... Did I bruise your pride?" I said before i shuddered and froze as he growled out "bend over" he growled out and i smirked trying to act like i wasnt acheing to obey to him "Absolutely not..." I said standing stalking up to his face "And you know what you cant do a damn thing about it"

He froze for a seccond before I gasped as he yanked the thin bed sheet off the bed tieing it over my wrists and tieng me to the tall bedpost "You stupid fucking cum slut dont act like your pussy isnt acheing for my fucking cock" he growled loudly before he leaned in "No Bend the fuck over" he demanded and I slowly poped my ass outwards and i phanted lightly before I heard his belt jingleing behind me before I gasped and cried out as it loudly snaped against my ass "Ooohh yeah lets leave some marks on this sweet fucking ass of yours..." He muttered leaning in to my face and he gently kissed my neck "Color?" He wispered and i flushed my heart fluttering he.. He was makeing shure I was okay "G-Green..." I said before i gasped getting whiped again and again till i came from the feeling "Oh? Did you hun from me hitting you.. My dirty fucking dove..." He growled before he growled "If i didnt have to hurry back to fucking work mhmn!" He said smacking my ass for emphasis and I phanted as i felt his tip rub against my soaked driping slit "Say the magic words..." He said anf i phanted "F-Fuck me inside I need your cock im sorry sir ah daddy p-pleasee!!" I whined before i looked back at him and arching my back wiggleing my ass slightly trying to push his tip inside me and i phanted saying what I knew would make him snap "Keigo please breed me fuck my hole till it's milky with your cum!" I cried loudly and i gasped out as he immediately slammed balls deep inside "F-Fuaah!!" I cried and I gasped as my moans started to fly out of my mouth as he slammed so deep inside me gropeing my breasts roughly and he bit down on my shoulder "Oh fuck yeah kid oh god my baby bird.. Grhh fucking cum slut... You want my milk yeah you want it?" He asked and I nooded looking back at him drooling "y-Yes daddy!! Please your cum I want it!" I cried arching and I screamed as he slammed as deep as he could orgasaming deep inside of me causeing me to orgasam as well "ouhh fuck yeah take my fucking milk" he muttered into my back as he groaned from my tight spasaming pussy "Mhm now if your a good girl... You'll get a round two when I get off....."

First post yay

[clintashaotp]

🎉🎉🎉 1K CELEBRATION!!! 🎉🎉🎉

I just hit 1k followers a few hours ago, thank you guys so much! I’m prety crazy excited about it!! Anyyyyyways I’ve decided to do a writing challenge for myself just cause I’m weird like that, ya know?

So here’s the rules: I have a few prompts below, and the first five requests I get I’ll do some fics (maybe short, maybe long depending on how they go!) based off the prompt number and put them up within the next two weeks. I’ll answer the asks so you can see which ones I’m going to write for, and if there are repeats of the same number I’ll write the one that was requested first.

When you choose a prompt send me the number and a Marvel ship (No Thorki, no Brutasha, sorry) and I’ll get it done! (Sorry these are mostly angst that’s my favorite to write :))))

1. “Why didn’t you tell me?”

2. “There’s someone else, isn’t there?”

3. “Look out!”

4. “So you lied to me again, what else is knew?”

5. “Why are you like this?”

6. “It’s nice to see you again.”

7. “I’ll be honest, I thought we were in trouble back there.”

8. “You always knew I was a little weird.”

9. “What other secrets are you keeping?”

10. “Sorry, do I know you?”

11. “Just...just give me some space!”

12. “I have to say, you’re pretty impressive sometimes.”

13. “You looked like you needed saving.”

14. “This looks bad...you might need stitches.”

15. “Please—don’t leave me!”

Thanks again for 1k!!! 💜💜💜 Send me requests and they’ll go up soon!

[silly-jellyghoty]

As some of you following this mess of a blog may have noticed, I'm getting myself a puppy. Actualy, it's more of a late birthday present from my parents, but the point stays the same - soon, there's going to be a small furry creature by my side and since it will be my responsibility to raise and care about it, instead of surprising me with an actual fluff ball out of the blue, mom and dad let me chose the pup on my own.

Naturally, at some point it became a topic between my coleagues and me during work break yesterday, which is a reason why I am writing this long post right now (sorry but not sorry). I want to talk about this, because some of things about dog raising said people mentioned made me stare at them in disbelief while other made me hopelessly sad and angry. Me. A normal person. Someone who never studied dog psychology or kynology or training methods in any serious way other than reading a few books and stuff on net out of curiosity. I probably can't even imagine what an expert would think about all that nasty stuff I heard from them!

So let me tell you one thing - common people (the ones I talked to at least), even those who currently own a dog or owned one in past, have prety much ZERO IDEA and also ZERO WILL TO LEARN about how to chose the right dog and how to rise it properly! Their whole thinking process when it comes to dogs can be sumarised into - wild puppy appears. Puppy uses cute eyes. It's supereffective. Puppy is now theirs. They put it on a leash or chain. They feed it once a day and get angry when it barks and destroys things. The end.

Like... excuse me?!

In this essay I will...

But seriously. If you think about getting yourself a dog but have no idea how to go around it or you know of someone in such situation who needs a bit of an advice, in this post I will give you all a few tips about chosing process I learned both from getting our previous family dogs and by googling around for hours (not kidding, I've been excessively searching for informations ever since that birthday gift puppy talk I had with my parents).

I hope that this post may help you with chosing just the right dog for you. Or at least it may give you some ideas about which questions to ask yourself and what to look for and think about before you bring a new puppy to your home.

And no, I don't mean questions such as "how big of a dog do I want" or "what and how much does it eat" or "do I have time to take it for a walk everyday" or "should I get a female or male, neutered or not" etc. I believe that you already asked yourself those and you know your answers or have at least some vague idea about what your future dog should or shouldn't be like.

What you probably DIDN'T think to ask yourself or your family members (those guys I talked to before definitely didn't from what I understood) can be put into following categories:

- possible genetic defects and predispositions to hereditary deseases associated with specific dog breeds

- common or seasonal illnesses and health risks associated with dogs body type

- comfortable temperature range for the dog

- intelligence, trainability, temperament etc

- hair and skin care, shedding, grooming difficulty

- background and personal history of specific dog

So let's start with the least funny topic of those and that is INBORN DEFECTS AND HEREDITARY DESEASES

To understand why they are such an issue, especialy in relatively young or modern, recently fixed breeds which origins can be tracked down to just a small number of dogs, you have to realize that the natural form of a dog is a wolf. Size may differ and so can fur lenght, quality and colour, but the shape stays more or less the same - long slim legs with well defined fingers, long wrinkless nose, long slim neck, relatively small standing ears, solid muscular body fully covered in fur. Examples of dog breeds with similar traits include but are not limited to german or belgian shepperds, russian laika and all basic schpitz types of dogs starting with tiny pomeranian and ending with eskimo dog. The less of those traits you find in a dog the more prone to hereditary deseases the said dog breed is for one simple reason - selective breeding.

Older breeds have somewhat of an advantage. They developed over longer time from possibly hundreds maybe thousands of original dogs with different atributes. Mountain breeds turned to be thick coated because short haired dogs simply died during winter. People in areas with a lot of rodents and weasles preffered dogs of smaller sizes to hunt them down. Whether they were terrier, pinch or dachshund shaped, people didn't care as long as rats were gone.

As such, old breeds draw from richer starting genetic pool with less strict breeding oversight in early breed forming stage (this may have changed later and turn towards inbreeding tendencies but it's not a rule) which makes expression of hereditary deseases less likely (this still doesn't mean they have zero, mind you). For the same reason, dog mixes comming from different backgrounds such as half breeds or multiple breeds bastards are, generally speaking, healthier than pure breeds. More genes to draw from means lesser chance of two faulty alellas of same gene meeting in the same animal and expressing itself as a physical flaw or degeneration.

Compared to that, as an example, after a serie of genetic tests on modern pug population in UK, whole breed was tracked back to only aproximately 50 original ancestors. Basicaly, this means that if you compare two dogs whose closest common relative was their grangrangranmother 5 generations ago, chances are that, geneticaly speaking, they are still an equivalent to first cousins because the whole population is just so much inbred.

By this I don't mean to say that you shouldn't get a pug puppy and that pugs are the root of all evil just because of their past of inbreeding. What I'm saying is that before you bring your new pug home, you should do some research about breed's hereditary health issues and predispositions for such and ask yourself - are you prepared for an option that at some point your beloved pet may need an expensive eye surgery? Are you sure you have enough money to pay vet for threating dogs breathing difficulties, allergies and infections connected to its deformed snout (because let's speak openly, dog breeding, especialy when it comes to decorative and companion breeds, is all about active propagations of deformations for the sake of aesthetics, health issues be damned), possibly for a bigger part of their life? Are you prepared to take care of them in case they become partialy paralized due to hip joints deformation in older age?

If your answers are yes, then sure, get yourself a pug. Or bullterrier. Or cavalier king charles spaniel or any similarly inbred dog. If not, then chose a different breed with less potential for inborn defects. Keep in mind that just because the dog meets its breeds standards it doesn't mean those standards are 100% healthy to begin with. Even if the dog is fine right now, it doesn't have to stay that way forever. Use google. Do the math. And take your time chosing.

Next set of questions you should ask and find answers to is about health too, but this time they have less to do with genetics and more to do with BODY TYPE, SIZE AND SHAPE.

A quick overview:

Gigantic breeds tend to have problems with joints and bones, they also have shorter lifespans (french mastif, great dane and irish wolfhund live for only about 7 years. For a comparission, the oldest documented dog is lhasa apso. It lived fir 29 years).

Wrinkled breeds and breeds with excesive skin on head and around mouth or neck have higher risk of getting exema, yeast infection or mites in their skin folds. Combine it with long fur and you can count on antibiotics and/or antiseptic shampoo or powder prety much every rainy season. To add to this, shar-pei are also prone to skin overgrowth where folds may reach such a size that they obscure dogs sight and have to be removed by basicaly dog face lifting surgery. Accidental lip bites and mouth infections are also a thing when it comes to breeds with a lot of skin. Oh, and if such infection lasts for a long time or repeats often there's a high chance of dogs teeth getting infected and falling out as a result. So yeah.

Dogs with long or floppy ears can have a huge problems too. If combined with long fur of spaniel breeds for example, be prepared for seasonal ear infections and exema due to high temperature and humidity which has nowhere to go because of all that hair (we had american cockerspaniel and when she turned 8 she became fully deaf because of this despite my family treating her ears with cleaning drops and antibiotic solutions daily). And don't even get me started about grass seeds stuck in auditory canal. We had to see veterinarian to take those out at least once a week every summer. Also, there will be pieces of food stuck to hair and prepare for puddles of water around the bowl every time they drink too. Fun stuff.

Combine long ears with short legs of basset hounds for example and you get a lot of scratched and accidentaly pierced earlobes by their own claws when they run around and trip over them. It happens more often than you think.

Also about grass seeds and those hard thistle hooks, stabbed between fingers or paw pads, it's prety much impossible to spot them by eye on long haired breeds and you have to search for them by masaging between fingers and pads with your fingers daily during grass and thistle season. If you see a dog biting and licking it's paw, it's either stuck rock, long fur tangled into hard dirty fur ball that needs to be cut off from between its fingers or grass seed.

The list continues. Consider yourself warned.

Another set of questions you should ask is about TEMPERATURE RANGE in your area and is basicaly just about using your common sense.

No matter how charming you find them, for the sake of the dog's well being, please, don't get yourself an alaskan malamute if you live in Florida. And don't expect hungarian vizsla to survive winter in Rocky mountains sleeping outside in dog house either. Use that brain of yours a bit, I'm begging you! (One of my coworkers doesn't understand that dalmatian is NOT a dog suited for living outside whole year around, especialy in those -23°C night drops we get in february. Like excuse me? Poor creature doesn't have the undercoat for that kind of weather!)

INTELLIGENCE AND TEMPERAMENT

This part is easy. Ask yourself what kind of dog you want to own. Flegmatic feet warmer? The one you can take for a jog with you every morning? Agile fast learner for active fun such as freesbee or dog dancing? Childs nanny with a lot of patience around toddlers? A house guardian?

Some breeds are good for more than one thing, some are bred with specific personality in mind. For example - you can't turn border collie into your slow granma's lap warmer she can brush every day for hours, there's shih tzu for that, among other. But what you CAN do with a collie is to have it trained to pick said grandma's fallen walking stick, to bring her ringing phone or to bark if she forgets to turn off gas in kitchen. Remember - there's many many breeds with many different personalities and talents to chose from. Take your time picking.

Also, the saying that dog copies its owner is true. Even one of the calmest breeds - labrador retriever - can turn into a vicious biting beast if raised in disfunctional household. And with a patience and kind treatment, czechoslovakian wolfdogs can be as sweet as sugar.

However, one can't go against dogs predominant behavioral patterns, only along them. Jack russell terriers will be fast and easily excited whether you like it or not. Just because they are trained it doesn't mean they also magicaly lose their natural temperament. Remember that if you chose to get yourself a rat hunter you get yourself a rat speed, agility and seemingly endless energy. And since having a bored dog means having a destructive dog, imagine multiplying that destructive potencial with dogs activity and intelligence level. You don't like where this is going? Your dog, your problem. Chose the breed wisely.

If you still don't have any idea where to start, there's a cheat sheet in form of Stanley Coren's Dog intelligence chart. Naturally, higher on scale - easier to train. Check it out, guys. It may give you some interesting breed choices to consider.

Another category of questions you should answer to yourself before getting a dog is HAIR AND GROOMING related.

Dogs shed. Some all the time, some only once or twice per year. Some hair, despite being short and supposedly easy to care for while on dog in question, is a bitch to get out of clothes and carpets. Meanwhile other hair is so light and silky it floats around if you only as much as think about it, but if let untreatef there's a small dog worth of it everywhere all the time.

There are also exotic fur type options such as komondor or puli dog with natural dreadlocks or hairless xolo from Mexico.

Depending on your choice be prepared to spend anything from one week of seasonal blowout for akita inu or malamut to daily brush of lhasa apso. Either you make the time for grooming it yourself or you pay for it in dog saloon but one way or another, the hair is there and something has to be done about it. Again - your dog, your choice. Just be sure you know what you are getting into. Use that damned google or ask other dog owners about their grooming routine.

Another thing to keep in mind when it comes to fur is whether or not you can get your dog wet. Some breeds with thick fur may take too long to dry on their own which may result in pneumonia in cold weather or yeast infection, mites and exemas in hot temperatures. Don't bath those kinds of dogs unless it's realy necessary and be prepared to invest into dog rain coat and right grooming tools. Or, have them buzzed regularly.

But then again, WHY in the hell would you get yourself a long haired breed if you cut its beautiful mane to 5mm nonsense every month?! I've seen this done to ALL yorkshire and west white terriers in my town without exception. Like... what the hell? If you guys want a small terrier but you are too lazy to brush that long fur regularly then just get yourself border or jack russel terriers to begin with! I mean, the whole point of having a yorkie or westie is the trademark long fur goddamnit!

Oh and about cool fur (I almost forgot to mention this) there's rhodesian ridgeback whose back hair grows the other way! Check it out!

The last of important things you should consider before bringing a new dog home is its BACKGROUND AND PERSONAL HISTORY of the dog

This is especialy important if you are getting an adult dog or a dog from shelter.

Just as humans have their habits and past traumas, dogs have their own too. Aside from obvious problems connected to initial changes of dogs environment and/or lifestyle after transfer, dogs with the past of abuse may pull you into a whole lot of difficult situations.

They may be unusualy agresive or shy or scaredy or whatever compared to other dogs of the same breed (or multiple breeds if they are mixed) or they may act perfectly normal until triggered by something specific and behave in unexpected way when distressed.

We had such a problem with our retriever x boxer x german shepperd mix when she first came to us. She was all nice and friendly untill anyone, be it a family member or stranger, picked up a stick or rod. She had an abusive first owner who used to beat her using those, we think, and so sticks and other long slim items held in one hand turned into her stress trigger. My family was lucky that her first reaction was to flee and hide and as she grew to trust us the issue faded accordingly till it fully disappeared, but different dogs may act differently. Keep that in mind if you get yourself a rescuee.

Dogs which struggled with hunger in past tend to turn into glutons and may develop obesity and associated deseases if you don't keep their food intake in check. Those which came from households of alcoholics may react agresively to smell of alcoholic drinks. If the dog was tortured by nasty brats, it may attack children on sight. Et cetera et cetera.

So if you decided to get yourself a "second hand" pet, find out as much about that dogs past as possible. Hope for the best but be prepared for the worst advice has never been more true than when it comes to dogs comming from shelters.

Thank you for comming to my TED talk and feel free to add your own experiences and opinions

[moonraccoon-exe]

Hey moon, Is there a fanfiction of the bunch you wrote, that you like the most?

Hnnnnngnfnghgh-

*short circuits*

That’s an interesting and super difficult question! It’s like asking me which puppy I love most I LOVE ALL PUPPIES IN THE WORLD. HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE.

That I like the most…that too is a prety subjective thing. All fics I’ve written, or at least like 96% of them, I’ve enjoyed greatly, and they all make me happy on their own.

I have answered way too many asks and I’m sure that I don’t have the capacity to remember them all at the same time and I most surely would miss one of my mostest favorites, so I’ll reduce it only to what I have on AO3.

The Beauty and the Beast AU is, of course, my baby. It’s not very popular, many people have dropped it, but I’m proud of it and I have lots of fun with it. Currenlty 300k+ and still going with 12k+ or even 14k+ per chapter. I’m currently in Fluff Uphill so the story is (taking away two Ravus’ centered chapters yet to come and one or two more feel-y things) currently in a straight line of Fluff, but it’ll have horrible angst and action in a future, too! I’ve never put so much time in a fic, or this many words, and while some chapters I truly DESPISE I’m very satisfied and proud of it. :3

If it’s a one-shot you’re asking for, I’d say it’s Carry Me Back Home. Be careful, as it may or not be pretty tragic (it’s subjective, I guess). It’s the fic that’s made me cry the most (or the only one…?). I don’t think it’s the only one, but with other stories I could have just teared up or a few tears; this one, I did properly cry. And that’s one of the many reasons I love it; because it made me feel so much and I poured a lot of feelings into it, and I think that that’s the most beautiful thing someone can do when creating any form of art.

It’s also the one that’s gotten met he most feedback (I think?), so while it’s not very popular either, and has very few kudos, I’m very proud of it, and proud of some phrases and paragraphs in there. 

About a few of Tumblr and not putting much brain into it because I’m sure I can’t remember everything I’ve done…

Hm, I’m not sure if it’s one that I (I, me, myself, me, subjectively) like the most, but people seem to be very fond of a World of Ruin Gladnis angst story. I share with you chapter 4 because it has the links to all previous parts, and I’m in the creative process for chapter 5. :)

I also very much like “Another Story”. It’s more of a ranted idea, one of those “Ugh I have this AU but not the time to develop it so I’ll just sum it up and rant about it and drop it here” posts, but it had such a pretty reception, I love it. I was so encouraged I made its “B-side”, “There’s a New Story”. I’ve had a secret part 3 in my unfinished drafts, but I haven’t found the time to finish it among the asks and the recent stories OTL

This is an even more ranted/much less formal thing, but I really really love the Seraphina AU with Saar!Ignis and Human!Gladio in a fantasy AU with dragons with human form and stuff. Too long to explain here. I really love that concept and it has so many possibilities (imagine a dragon Ardyn threatening! Ignis giving himself to the censors! Ignis’ dragon form protecting Gladio! Gladio protecting dragon form Ignis! THE NECK THING! FAHK! *flips table*). Could I, I’d make another 300k+ story on it, but I’m just here with that dirty ranted post and 2 continuations I haven’t made OTL

And…I will stop here…ohgfnknfd

*Person asks for Coon’s ONE fave story*

*Coon replies with 5 stories AND rants about each of them*

CONGRATULATIONS COON THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DON’T READ YOUR STUFF, IT’S ALWAYS TOO LONG

Ahahas dhsfd just kidding ( ´ ▽ ` )  I BLOODY GODDAMN FREAKING HGNFD *FLIPS HOUSE*  A  D  O  R  E  MY READERS, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, SMOOCH.

But I do am a bit embarrassed of how long this is. Sorry for all that ranting… *blushes*

And thank you so very much for asking!! It felt so nice and it made me happy for some reason. ヽ(・ω・)ﾉ

I don’t know if you asked to read one of them, but if that’s the case, I hope you find something you enjoy, dear anon. Thank you very much for this lovely question!

Have a fantastic day! (‘u^人)

[buffysummers]

i know that girls look at instagram models and want to be prety dolls so bad and that girls are rude to other girls because of internalized misogyny but most girls at school are like that. the miniority are ugly girls who everyone bully and spit on their face. yes i'm ugly girl who is not like other girls and most girls were spittting on my face the entire school. idk why but i'm happy that i'm not like them. tumblr lying. girls aren't that nice.

people in general aren’t that nice. i’m sorry you were bullied but sometimes there’s just a few rude people out there, especially when we’re growing up. we don’t know what kind of person to be, so we do what other people are doing because we want to fit in and be like everyone else. sometimes that’s bullying, which is unfortunate but it’s universal and not strictly young girls who do this. we have to make mistakes in order to grow as individuals and often people get the short end of the stick in school. internalized misogyny and misogyny in general have plagued our perception of women for far too long. i’m personally glad that i have seen growth in our logic and how if you WANT to look like a doll, do it. if you WANT to wear short skirts, do it. if you WANT to leave the house w/o makeup, do it. it’s your decision and not anyone else’s. so yeah, most girls are pretty amazing.

[bleusarcellewrites]

We Can Try That

*Poke head* eeeeeeeeeeeeeey...hi.

So ha! I had a prompt last week (I’m so so sorry) from @goramidiot (again, so so sorry) and they wanted Blind!Lance and HA, yeah only that, and a guide dog, but like, I’m a Weak ass for Klance so *jazz hands* ta-daah?? 

Hope you liked it anyways!!!! It’s prety short? But pretty fluffy, no angst tonight, folks. 

Content: fluff, fluff, fluff, Klance, fluff, Blind Lance, fluff, post war, back on earth. 

Ps. pls excuse any bad grammar or typos? I only did like a quick edit bc that’s all the time I had but like?? ...ha, enjoy, yey. 

Disclaimer: Voltron doesn’t belong to me. 

Keith taps his fingers against the surface of the table with an absent rhythm.

He resists the urge to look back at the entrance door of the Café and stare at it as long as it was necessary. He was barely lifting his free hand and guiding it towards his mouth, full intending to bite his nail off, when his phone buzzes on the table and catches his attention.

It’s a text and Keith’s heart skips a beat when he sees the contact’s name.

Five minutes away, omw (:

Four words and one emoji shouldn’t make him giddy but damn, his insides are all mixed up now and he feels like he will be throwing up butterflies any second now. Six years later and he stills feels like a teenager.

Unbelievable.

He unconsciously smiles as he re-reads the message before he drops his hand back to his leg. He let himself to let out a relief breath and leans back on the chair while he twirls the small spoon inside his latte slowly.

He steals a glance to the Frappuccino sitting in front of his own drink and prays for everything out there that he made the right choice when he ordered his date’s drink before he could choose.

Keith’s almost 99.99% sure that he got the drink right; it’s not like he doesn’t know his date’s likes or dislikes, because he do.

Being part of the same team that saves the Universe, and spending every day for six years up in space inside an Altean Castle, is enough to makes you learn about people’s choices on coffee.

Or in Lance’s case: people’s sugary death sentence.

Keith chuckles as he recalls the first time Lance had told the team what he would order the second he was back on Earth, right after seeing his family, of course.

Keith had promised to take him himself, if only to see how a drink such as Lance’s could exist.  

Back then it had been a joke. Back then they had been kids; pure, innocent, naïve and still unmarked by the war they were facing.

Now? Now they have scars in every way possible. They all survived and there’s not a single day where Keith’s not grateful of that fact, but some things–

The door’s bell rings, making a small echo around the silent room, and Keith’s head shots up, heart beating faster at the sight of a familiar tall brunet with dark sunglasses over his eyes and a small but bright smile on his lips.

–some things stay with you for life and turning a blind eye on them doesn’t always work.

��Lance.” Keith calls, standing up from his seat but standing beside the table, fully knowing that Lance preferred it like that.

Lance’s head instantly falls towards Keith’s direction and his smile only widens at Keith’s voice. The brunet lets out a small whistle and starts walking towards him with his trusting guide dog right beside him.

“Why hello there, Red.” Lance says, grinning happily at Keith and the black haired man can’t help but sigh in content as he takes Lance’s hand on his own.

“Hello, hello.” He says quietly, bringing their interlocked hands to his lips and dropping a quick kiss against Lance’s before he leans closer and drops another one on the brunet’s cheek. “Nice walk?”

Lance hums, taking advantage of their proximity and nuzzling his cheek against Keith’s lovingly. “Yep. Vic enjoyed the warm sun, didn’t you, boy?” He says, looking down to where his dog was sitting patiently.

Keith smiles when Vic looks up at his owner’s voice and sticks out his tongue contently.  “Good job, buddy. Thank you.” He praises softly and Lance chuckles.

“I’m thinking you already ordered for me, amor?” Lance asks, arching an eyebrow behind his sunglasses and Keith hums positively.

“Yes, I did order your sugary death, you maniac. You’re welcome.” Keith mumbles, rolling his eyes amusedly.

Lance cheers softly before he cups Keith’s face gently. “Thank you.” He whispers, a breath away from Keith’s lips but instead, he does a small eskimo kiss against Keith’s nose, earning a giggle from his boyfriend.

“Psh. Oh my god, Lance.” Keith laughs trying to push his face away but not really wanting to succeed. “Okay, alright, let’s sit down. You gotta tell me how the trip to Cuba went, love.”

Lance’s face lights up at the mention of his home land and he’s about to open his mouth when Keith cuts him off suddenly.

“Nope, wait.  Aren’t you forgetting something?” He asks and Lance frowns in confusion before his mouth forms a small ‘o’ in realization.

“Amor, are you sure? I don’t want to make you deal with all the stares when people see you with a blind guy.” Lance mumbles biting his lower lip nervously but he still raises his sunglasses up and Keith heart makes a flip when he sees the faint blue color in Lance’s eyes.

His gaze is unfocused, as it has been since the accident, his eyes not moving in the slightest but somehow staring right at Keith.  The black haired man just hums and leans closer, dropping a kiss on the corner of each eye before pulling back.

“They can stare all they want you know why?” He asks, now his turn to cup Lance’s face with his hands and continues when the brunet shake his head slowly. “Because my eyes are only on you.”

Lance blinks and then his bright smile is back on place, making Keith’s heart to fill up with joy and pride that he was able to make that happened.

“Cheesy mullet.” Lance mumbles but still nuzzles his forehead against his boyfriend’s.

Keith answers him with another eskimo kiss.

[themoistplinth]

The Results of S2 of Voltron on the Fandom so far/What We Got

Ok guys this will be spoiler heavy so don’t read if you aren’t caught up

The Characters:

Lance fans are mad at his lack of screentime

Allura fans are glad at her amazing screentime

Prety much everyone is annoyed that Hunk?? Seemed to only be into food??

L E T  H I M  E A T

Everyone is happy that Keith is happy and knows more about himself now

SPACE DAD ARE YOU ALIVE

Pidge was awesome this series she’s so much more comfortable with the paladins and herself and she’s so close to finding her family i’m just so proud of her.

Coran was great this season 10/10, would not change a thing

Shay’s cameo was the most important thing that has ever happened in history and honestly she’s the reason 2017 is going to not kill us all SHay you are perfect.

GALRA GUY WHO SAVED SHIRO WYD

Tbh all the Galra commanders seemed pretty great this season, even without Sendak we still got that cool short guy, that scary cyborg guy, I promise I’ll learn their names eventually.

PAUL BLART GALRA CART

And Keith...hasn’t got a galra dad?? Why did we all assume that?? I guess because Haggar was the only female Galra??

BUT WAIT HAGGAR WAS ALTEAN????

ALSO THACE DESERVED MORE HONESTLY

bye zarkon no one will miSS YOU

The Shipping:

I’m only gonna cover the ones that I know a lot of people are behind so sorry I don’t address every ship

Suprisingly little Kallura activity so far, considering their interactions

Klancers being salty at how little we got BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE TWO BROS CHILLIN IN A HOT TUB

Hance are happy and pure like their ship is happy and pure

Sheith got a load of screentime so they’re happy

Sidenote-the klance and sheith seem to be fighting again. Sheith just want to ship it and ignore the problematic aspects of the ship, Klance seem to be bullying Sheith for enjoying their show. I’m kind of scared to discuss this in case either side send hate.

WHERE ARE THE PINING!CORAN FICS FOR HIM AND ALFOR GUYS COME ON DID YOU SEE HIS OUTFIT AND HIS SPEECH WHEN HE WAS WITH THE RED LION THAT BOY PROBABLY HAD A CRUSH BEFORE/AFTER THAT EMO PHASE

The Art/Fics:

It’s been all good so far

Keep it up

Don’t stop working

Your stuff is appreciated

If someone sends you shit for your art/fics then they’re shit don’t listen to them

I saw a neat one of Lance with nail varnish that was nice you guys are great

The Memes:

WHERE TO BEGIN

THE MALL EPISODE ALONE

LACE NARUTO RUNS

AND HE BOUGHT A COW

THE AMOUNT OF SHITPOSTING MATERIAL THIS SEASON HAS

NOT TO MENTION THE AMOUNT OF DABBING LANCE AND SHIRO ALONE HAD

AND CORAN’S ‘SLIPPERIES’

NOT TO MENTION CORAN’S AGE STUFF

I THINK I HEARD LANCE SAY ‘YEA BOI’ AT ONE POINT

Paul Blart Mall Cop is the antagonist to an episode. Just him. No one else. He’s enough to chase 4 Paladins+Coran off an entire moon. A Meme on a space Swegway.

MERMAIDS DON’T NEED PANTS

Space Dad Lives 2k17 > Space Dad Lives 2k16

What Don’t we Know?:

So who was that guy Keith rescued? He never said anything?

What’s Prince Lotor gonna be like?

WHERE ARE PIDGE’S FAM HONESTLY

What happened with the past paladins all we know is there was a ‘dark past’ and Zarkon betrayed them

HAGGAR WYD

What’s the deal with Keith’s family? Are they Texan? Alien?

What happened to Lance and Hunk? I mean they aren’t hurt but where was their character development I did say we were salty

SHIRO. IN GENERAL. SHIRO.

GUYS WHAT WILL SEASON 3 BE LIKE I’M PANICKING

[moonraccoon-exe]

COONIE! How about FFXV × Tangled crossover? Prompto as Rapunzel, Noctis as Flynn/Eugene, Ignis as Pascal the chameleon, Gladio as Maximus the horse, Ardyn as the witch mama. The Kingsglaives and Accordo group as the good thugs in the bar. Nyx plays the piano, Pelna wants to make a love connection, Regis does puppet shows, Clarus is a florist, Weskham bakes, Drautos is the mime, CID IS THE CUPID AND COR COLLECTS CERAMIC UNICORNS *clink!*. I've got a dream..(He's got a dream!) Hahahahaha

“And Cor collects ceramic unicorns” AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know we already talked about this one AU but honestly this one part is still making me laugh and I’d make an entire Tangled AU just for the sake of that one part and Cor bringing two tiny unicorns together for a *clink!*  ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

I LIKE- NO I LOVE BOTH IDEAS FOR THIS, WHETHER A PROMPTIS OR A GLADNIS.

Prompto, sunshine boy, has the golden hair! He would look very cute with the hair super long, and Rapunzel’s character and attitude fits him so well; the slightly hyperactive, bouncy, happy-go-lucky guy that adores laughing, jumping from place to place, and is pretty paranoic XD

Prompto in a suit Rapunzel themed would be so cute, too! Aaaaaah, ohgODS, it would be absolutely adorable!!! And Noct as Flynn, I mean, his trademark color is blue so why not! Imagine Noct trying to use the “smolder”, but honestly we know out Noct and he looks just awkward (but he doesn’t know that ahahahaha!)

GLADIO AS MAXIMUS WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS XD

The guy…horse…the creature that was raised a soldier, tries to be super harsh and strict, and ends up switching to “Eh, whatever” while still being useful, hahaha. AND WHY DOES PASCAL!IGNIS SOUND SO ACCURATE WTF ahahhahaha! Pascal has not a single line, doesn’t do big things, but he’s just this sassy little thing, hngfdndf. Serious and sticking loyally to Prom, and ohgods y e s please

ARDYN STOLE PROMMY BABY  ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ

….now, if we talk about GLADNIS though… ewe

*tries to not freak out beCAUSE THIS IS TOO ADORABLE*

FRYPAN ARMED IGGY. FRYPAN NINJA IGGY.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

Imagine that!

Baby Iggy, born to be the prince’s adviser (or maybe prince himself!), stolen by Ardyn. *GASSSSSSSSSPS* BABY IGGY WAS STOLEN BY ARDYN! D:

And he grows up in the tower, never going out, and Ardyn always tricks him and lies to him about what’s outside that Ignis grows quite paranoid (ahahahaha), so he’s constantly looking around and hearing noises and etc.

He grows rather serious from his lack of interaction with others, and as he spends all his time indoors and reading can get tiring after a while, Ardyn got him something else to entertain himself with, and that’s how kid Iggy got a set of child-sized kitchen utensils. And he grows up so into it, he starts cooking for real and grows up with that as his hobby.

The floating lights would be particularly beautiful in this AU, in my opinion, because they would be during winter, so maybe there’s still snow. Imagine the white landscape, the black sky, and the flying dots there. *sigh* what a sight.

I AM ABSOLUTELY, ENTIRELY, COMPLETELY ON FAVOR AND AGREEING WITH FLYNN!GLADIO. IT JUST. IT SUITS HIM SO WELL. IT’S PERFECT. I WANT THAT.

Cocky, charming and super skilled guy with a nice beard and the brown hair YEH.

And his secret weapon…the smolder.

I mean, Gladio canon-wise DOES have some kind of “the smolder”! It’s in photos and everything! x)

It makes SO MUCH SENSE that we shove Ignis in this role if we consider why his weapon of choice is a fry pan! With all his liking for cooking it just makes sense it was the nearest thing he found ahahahahah

Iggy SMACKING GLADIO ON THE HEAD WITH A FRY PAN, that’s canon I know it nobody can tell me otherwise and hence why Gladnis can fit the Tangled AU just fine, nobody can tell me no.

Imagine Iggy and Gladio going out on adventure to see the lights! Aaah, all the pretty things that would happen and how prety of a story that would make!

AND THEN THE “I’VE GOT A DREAM” INTERLUDE AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Iggy and Gladio surrounded by scary looking people, warriors, veterans, this guy with a grumpy look and fierce eyes, this tall man with a buzzcut and who looks like could murder you with one finger, people with little tattoos on the faces, all fierce and scary looking, and when they accidentally start getting on their nerves, Ignis asks them if they don’t have a dream and

Ahahahaha

This guy with a mohican haircut and some plaits and the face tattoos and with daggers and super strong looking is like

“A dream?”

And he throws one of the daggers that almost hits a guy that for SOME REASON is tied to a chain and wakes him up so he starts playing music XD

And this guy from before looks at Ignis like he just said the most stupid thing ever, all frowns and scary looks, and Gladio, who’s tied somewhere back, is just rolling the eyes because this guy he’s been escorting just majorly fucked up.

“I’m malicious, mean and scary. My sneer could curdle dairy. And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest…” and Ignis just stays there like ;n; because he thinks he just fucked up too but “…but despite my evil looks, and my temper and my hook (omg no pls let Nyx keep both hands)….”

And he sits at the piano.

“I’ve always yearned to be a concert pianist!”

And when he starts playing the piano Gladio’s just ???? because wtf what did he just say wat

And Gladio stands there all puzzled while Nyx talks with Iggy about playing Mozart and fame being a musician and wtf is going on, and Iggy just stand there all smiles and nods because he understands.

Omg the gang dancing by moving up and down “He’s got a dreeeam! He’s got a dreeeaaam!” XD

Ohmygod poor Pelna, but I like him!!! ahahahahahhaha!!

Still, he too starts talking with Iggy about his looks and flaws, yet how he wishes to find true love someday.

“I’m a lover, not a fighter! :)”  Aaw Pelna you adorable thing come here I’ll hug you

Now that you people know that Pika-friend and I want Cid to be the Cupid gentleman from the movie, I want to link you to the music video so you can watch it with the FFXV gang and please remember to see Cid as that Cupid man because I think it’s absolutely hilarious, please, thank you.

There goes Cid, in nothing but a diaper and a pair of wings, hanging from a rope and flyiing around, winking and sending kisses to everyone. Nnngnfhfgbf

I’m going to assume that this may be better for a Promptis, OR that maybe Gladio was stolen from his parents when he was tiny too, and that’s why Clarus is here with the gang but says nothing about Gladdy dear. Maybe he has a feeling but has yet not recognized him (and will at the end of the movie :D)

Clarus’d like to quit and be a florist.

Luche does interior design.

Drautos’ into mime.

Weskham’s cupcakes are sublime.

Axis knitskiller sewsRegis does lil puppet shows

And Marshal Cor collects     c e r a mi c       u   n   i     c   o    r   n   s     …..

*Cor, for the first time smiling, making two tiny ceramic unicorn figures kiss*

*clink!*

“What about you? >:(” Nyx, asking Gladio

“What’s your dream?”

“Me? Oh nono, sorry guys. I’ve got none.”

But they make him talk. Gladdy wants a warm and sunny island, tanned, rested and alone-

-surrounded by enormous piles of moneeeey!!!

But later on, Gladio’s dream changes… *soft sigh*  ♡ ～(‘▽^人)

Iggy and Gladio opening their path with a FRY PAN yeeeh!!

Also, it’d be cute, that campire scene where Rapunzel heals his hand. It’d make sense for Iggy, what with the healing magic and everything :3 

Somebody please please please for the love of the GODS, draw that scene on the boat and the lanterns and hnnnNGFDNDFNDGFD

*SHORT CIRCUITS*

THAT WOULD BE

SO

ROMANTIC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

“I see the light”, except it’s Ignis & Gladio version. 

Iggy, usually quiet and reserved and a bit shy out of not knowing how to interact with others and having stayed mostly quiet through the journey, suddenly getting up on the boat as soon as he sees the first glimpse of light, hurryingt o a side, stumbling, almost falling off the boat, so he can go to grab an edge to get a closer look, see if he’s not dreaming, not wanting to miss a single microscopic moment of this.

And he’s so into it, watching the lanterns start to go up and float, admiring how it looks, the bright and warm colors, contrasting against the dark of the night, and sighing softly, unable to look away. 

Until he remembers, and turns around and

there’s gladio…holding two lanterns. Such a “little detail”, that yet speaks so much and makes Ignis feel so many things. And he gets close, and both share some conversation, before releasing their lanterns at the same time.

And Gladio notices, inside, that his dream has changed. And it’s sat in front of him, staring at him with huge green eyes, and smiling, fulfiling his own dream, and saying ‘Thank you’. 

And Gladio watches him as Ignis looks at the lanterns, smiles the entire time, and he’s sure he’s never seen him this happy, this…this…purely content, and looking so young (just his age, when he uses to look older all the time from all those frowns and serious looks), and Ignis is just so purely content and happy and points places and pushes a lantern back up, that Gladio can’t help it, and reaches to grab his hand. And he’s nervous, a bit scared of being rejected, and scared of offending Iggy-

but instead of getting angry or moving away, Ignis smiles at him, so happily if a bit shyly, but so sincerely, like he had been dying to do this but feared to take the first step.

And they sit there, on the little boat, surrounded of lanterns, holding hands and looking at each other.

And at last they see the light, and it’s like the fog has lifted, and at last they see the light, and it’s like the sky is new~

All at once everything looks different, now that they see each other.

I really love the latin spanish ver. of the title, because it finishes so romantically.

“I see the light in you”.

*starts crying*

*uncontrollably sobbing*

FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS I LOVE THIS AU AND THE BEAUTIFUL MENTAL IMAGES I’M HAVING AND HNGNFDGNGH ;A;

Whether a Promptis or Gladnis (I wrote more of Gladnis here cause I know that’s what most of my followers followed me for c:), IT’S ABSOLUTELY LOVELY AND I WANT IT AND IT MAKES ME CRY BECAUSE THAT DAMN SCENE GETS TO ME EVERY DAMN TIME AND-

*SHARP INHALE*

GLADNIS ON THE BOAT SCENE SLAYS ME. KILLS ME. IT CONSUMES MY SOUL AND DESTROYS IT AND I AM DEAD.

Thank you, Pika friend…. ;A;

I had once thought about a Tangled AU, but it was a Gladnoct hnfgnnfdghfn

BUT A PROMPTIS OR GLADNIS. THEY’D BE SO NICE. I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS AU OKAY.

Somebody on the boat with Pika-friend and I?

omg on the boat. like. like Rapunzel and Flynn.

can i be flynn

OHGODS GET IT IT’S A BOAT FOR A SHIP 

I am digressing. But YES, Tangled AU! The mental image of Cid as the Cupid Guy will haunt me forever, though, and I can’t take it off now. And I love the mental image of Accordo squad + Glaives as the thugs that like interior design and knit XD

100 POINTS TO PIKA-FRIEND!