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Loving reminder from your land history auntie:
North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.
Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.
Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.
#i am over here worrying about all you kiddos#also please dont forage on railway corridors either#love yourselves protect yourselves#lmao at the replies saying 'but why not sex forest anyway'#you do you kids#im personally a no thank you on the lead arsenic mercury sex forest personally#if you havent seen it there's a popular book about making golf course a sex forest#that isn't a random pull
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Something something 16yo 2k12 Mikey gets sucked into a portal and sent into the RISE universe and ends up helping raise the RISE kiddos AU
#my art#rottmnt#tmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#tmnt mikey#tmnt 2012#rottmnt splinter#it keeps us dancing au#do i wanna talk about this au#i LOVE the idea that the reason why the rise boys are so funny and jovial and kind#is because 2k12 mikey had a hand in raising them#he kicks splinters butt into being a better parent#and also gives the boys a parental/big brother figure to look up to#and care for them#2k12 mikey would ADORE these babies so much#*holds your hands* listen to me very carefully#he would LOVE on these kiddos so much#and they would ADORE 2k12 mikey back#ohhh the fics i want to write#as soon as i have time its over for you all i am OBSESSED with this idea#they would call him TEE in this too#because i dont think 2k12 mikey would wanna be called mikey#since theres ALREADY a mikey here#and something something shouldnt mess with the different dimensions yada yada#IKUD AU
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Regarding the Cherry Wine Incident.
#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla fanart#prince zuko#katara#atla art#sokka art#sokka fanart#tales from the couch#hozier#cherry wine#atla modern au#the gaang#atla zuko#zuko art#zuko fanart#atla sokka#sokka of the water tribe#princess yue#Yue is an AURORA and Paris Paloma girl. Sokka most definitely isn't. Hence the “weird coven music” comment. Please don't lynch my boy#(I can do that myself)#Zuko may play into the punk/alternative emo aesthetic sometimes but he is most definitely a Literature and Lyrics™ guy.#So of course *gestures wildly* Hozier.#(Zuko's “your sister?” comment is because Katara also fits Sokka's description. Florence + The Machine will do that to you.)#But I digress#Sokka—may La protect his soul—isn't really...lyrically inclined; shall we say. He just knows what kind of music Yue likes and goes:#“Slow music cottagecore vibes and lots of poetry—hey! She'll absolutely love this!!!”#Which is funny because he actually DOES like poetry. He just doesn't have a musical ear.#That being said—don't go around proposing to people with that song; kiddos. It's about domestic abuse.
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I think Horizons kiddos should bully ashnime stans
#posting this rn cause it seems people are being stupid about it again#pokemon horizons#anipoke#pokeani#go horizons kiddos! have fun! Im here approving of you of dancing over ash's grave!#his ghost would honestly dance with you LMAO
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ok but the ghibli vibes of @triona-tribblescore 's wandering guardian au???
like i could live in this world forever tbh
inspo boards/refs below ft trionas SPECTACULAR GORGEOUS AMAZING og works of the au bros
#my art#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#unpause rise of the tmnt#wandering guardian au#rise mikey#rise raph#rise leo#rise donnie#triona i am throwing these at u smack in ur face /aff#please imagine soft and beautiful ghibli piano music in the bg thank u#leos def isnt as pollished as the other two but alas#and donnies space need about 73% more clutter buT ALAS#also idk if its accurate but#ADORE the concept of this aus splinter having four just fucking god-powered children#like#tiny kiddos causing literal natural disasters#leonardo what have i told you about flash flooding the river?#yes i understand you had the zoomies but now all the fish are dead and raphies upset#please go apologize#donatello i am very glad you had a good day however we cannot keep repeating the same 24 hours again and again#it is making michelangelo nauseous and disturbing the locals#idk in acutuality itd prolly make more sense for the boys to only been given/have begun developing the powers when theyre older#but tiny tot turtles with horrific power is just so fun as a concept
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Quite frankly still obsessed with the three of them
A little procrastination doodle
#one piece#portgas d ace#sabo#monkey d luffy#it’s 5 am and I do not have the time to be spending on procrastination doodles but that is neither here nor there#ft. my headcanons for their outfits as kiddos but not really because I think this is pretty close to canon#oversized jacket for sabo because I refuse to believe he has worn the same clothes after being a runaway for at least a few years#like kids grow so fast and I can see undersized jacket for that as well but I feel like undersized would just be uncomfy and restricting#straw hat is definitely too big for 7 year old luffy so I hc it goes around his neck more often than not#or sabo or ace gets annoyed at luffy for having his eyes blocked all the time while they’re fighting each other or hunting so they#eventually get luffy to wear it around his neck more#also you can’t convince me that the fuzz on luffy’s shorts is like… actual fur#I think it’s more like very frayed edges of denim if you know what I mean#ace with baggy pants because it’s what he deserves. baggy pants ftw#also probably bigger pockets for his pickpocketing#sabo complains about noble clothes like girls complain about small pockets#‘what are they even supposed to hold. why are they so tight. this is just them trying to get us to buy expensive bags’
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Woah hey! Did I ever tell anyone that I’m a writer? :3
Well, now I am! Just posted my first story onto VoyceMe for a competition they’re doing. Part of the judging criteria is view numbers. Every click counts!!
(Though reads are appreciated too! X3)
#together with you#story#writing#contest#furry#sfw don’t worry lol#it’s a slice of life story about a wolf adopting a human kiddo#they’ve gotta find a place where they belong#also something something magic#fantasy#novel#writer#writers on tumblr#wolf#mouse#human#I can’t wait for y’all to meet Kalego#his name was very inspired shush#he’s great#the child is literally called Memeat because the wolf wanted to eat her#a wild ride all around#holy cow the person who did the cover art is skilled#10/10 would recommend#my cat was meowing as I posted this#the cat tag bears no significance to the story lol he is just a silly dude
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I'm updating my personal ref sheets and it's really hitting me just how SMOL Kirby, Bandee, and Elfilis really are compared to the rest of the cast.
#Elfilis! standing on your tippy toes is cheating!!#its okay tho on all fours you're like a little house cat compared to Dedede hehehe#here's a bonus story for anyone nice enough to read my tags#I'll tell the cliffs notes version of the story I drafted of why Gorimondo is so much taller than the other Beasts#especially when comparing Gori to the Mookies (the little hammer monkey enemies)#It involves him exploring a forbidden ruin with Sillydillo#and finding an experimental growth serum in some abandoned school chemistry lab#Gori was the shortest of everyone growing up so he's self conscious about it#Silly can read enough “Forgotten Language” to pick out the word “grow” and eggs him on to try drinking it#and they're like teenagers at that point so Gori just shrugs and tries it and nothing happens.#fast forward a year and he doubled in height#NO ONE KNOWS why he shot upwards like that except for Silly. he doesn't want to be lectured about drinking strange potions in the ruins#the rest of the beast council friend group just assume he was a late bloomer of some kind or he just increased his exercise routine#but when kids ask him why he's so tall Gori just says he ate all his vegetables and always listened to what his parents said#the kiddos in Wondaria were very well behaved after he told them that#the end! thanks for reading hehe. if you could only see my notes on the Beast Pack#their personalities are so basic in canon I get to squash and stretch their backstories all I want muahaha#art#forgotten land roleswap#roleswap bonus features#king dedede#meta knight#elfilis#kirby#bandana waddle dee#kirby and the forgotten land#kirby series#kirby comic#beast pack#clawroline
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killugon date at the park in the summer, drawn for @ov-rwhelmed for the greed island server summer exchange!! :D
#hunter x hunter#hxh#killua zoldyck#gon freecss#killugon#greed island summer exchange 2023#(made a tiny change bc i noticed something unintentional which#Hopefully nobody else interpreted the same way i did just now but. just in case >_>)#you wouldn't guess it from looking at my blog but when i first watched this show i *only* cared about killua and gon#didn't like the yorknew arc because i didn't even care about kpika i just wanted to see the kiddos lol#clearly the turns have tabled re: the rest of the cast but i still love these two so much!! it was really fun to draw them <3
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I'm shaking so hard right now.
We won a webkinz timberwolf for $126 usd.
See, we have a kiddo in the system who is a little wolf boy and he has wanted that plushie and been obsessed with it for quite some time. He has severe trauma and I'm just so excited to have managed to get his dream plush for less than $200. It looks like its in good condition. Ahh I can't believe we got them!
Anyways, pics:
Aren't they precious? We barely slept we were so anxious. Side note: I hate bidding >..< Like, it's intense for us and we always feel bad knowing someone was disappointed to not get it. So..yeah. but, this was really important and definitely worth a sleepless night and a panic attack 😅
Cannot wait to get them home and give them a bath and give them to our kiddo! Ahh!
#webkinz timberwolf#syskid#plushblr#safe plush#thank you to the person in the plusblr tag who posted about him btw#you've made a kiddo insanely happy#I'm so overwhelmed
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I think Freminet has some of the most interesting dissonance in his self perception of any Genshin character.
Like, of the Hearthlings we know, he's one of the most emotionally mature and intelligent. Lynette might still have him beat, but after playing her hangout... I dunno. I think they're tied. Lyney is Crumbling, Alrecchino is. Well. Arlecchino. Everyone else is a deeply traumatized child or adult and Freminet seems to pretty regularly be people's emotional support. His character stories talk about getting his vision by saving a bunch of other kids on a dive that went bad. The Selkie event literally had him being a therapist for a grownass woman, citing his past experiences with all the other Hearthlings that have died or killed themselves. And he handled that situation WELL. Yeah, he seems to live in a fantasy, but goddamn he's alive and a lot of people in his position aren't so clearly something is working.
Either his or Lyney's character story talks about the time Freminet had reached out to Lyney to try to ease his burdens, which resulted in Lyney blowing up at him. That probably contributed to Freminet thinking he's not good at it, but I think the reason Lyney reacted so badly was BECAUSE Freminet is actually a good support. He can't allow himself that from the little brother he's supposed to protect.
Freminet seems to both cry and dissociate often, but like... Kiddo you are in fact the only person in this family actually processing your emotions. Lynette dissociates 24/7. Arlecchino. Lyney lies and tells everyone he's fine and would literally rather die than admit otherwise. In comparison, Freminet is doing FANTASTIC
Freminet also gets a lot out of helping people! Like anyone, he needs to feel useful and needed. He seems to be an excellent mentor to the younger Hearthlings and perfectly competent on his own, but when you put him in a room with Lyney and Lynette who baby him and insist that THEY take care of HIM, he withdraws into himself.
Like, Freminet by himself feels like a young man and Freminet with the magician twins feels like a teenager. I have no idea how old he actually is. Logically, he would be OLDER than them! He's been with the House much, much longer and his experience shows. I think it's fascinating that they love him SO MUCH and yet, they just Cannot let him help them. Which is hurting him.
(Lynette is much better about not babying him and that is probably why their relationship is so much better than Freminet and Lyney's. Also why she keeps having to mediate between them. Because Lyney charges off trying to Fix Everything and that just makes Freminet feel useless and he doesn't want to get in the way and- you get the point)
Idk. It's hard to tell what things the previous director said to him vs what Arlecchino has said to him. I'm inclined to think our Arlecchino was the one that said he cries too much, but in a "crying in front of your enemies will get you killed" way and she herself is too fucked up to realize how "you cry too much" could be damaging.
Also I try not to consider gameplay stuff when it comes to story, but Freminet also has some of the most BRUTAL animations. He SMASHES HIS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT METAL PENGUIN INTO HIS ENEMY'S FACE. He doesn't think he's the most amazing fighter, and by Fatui standards he probably isn't, but he is winning fights against most grown men.
Tldr Freminet thinks he cries too much and is a burden and isn't good at helping people when he's actually the most mentally stable Hearthling send tweet
#freminet#genshin#house of hearth#character analysis#this is all over the lplace bc I'm on my phone#many freminet thoughts today#I don't wanna talk about trailer spoilers but also#this young man is a physical MONSTER#he's so similar but so different to Kaveh#where a lot of people Do perceive Freminet as a little... off#and he is#but he is a beacon of hope for all the other fucked up kids that are lost and alone#and I just think that's neat#kiddo benefits a lot from helping others#you can see how he lights up#even the hydro dragon hydro dragon don't cry#I'm sorry#this kid is comforting GOD#i think that says something
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its not even fully canon but 1 thing that immediately breaks my immersion when i read a fanfiction on occasion is when people write the clays as like having lots of separate rooms in their house. like i dont think they have a dining room. i dont think they have a dining room table with chairs like a suburban family. i dont think all of the kids have their own rooms. and even if that ends up being the case in the animated show then itll still be wrong
#kill the 21st century white western house in your brain#the clays sit on the floor#and sleep on the floor#and eat with their hands + use a knife or spoon when needed. they have like 2 or 3 rooms in their house#but mostly hang around in the main temple room where its warm and tea is being made and roll out bedding in the other rooms when needed#and bathe outside#kiddo say#goodmorning . ..#got stressed out so you get me autistically thinking about the clays again . i did read a nice fic tho#(the only time it Could be acceptable for them to have a dining room is if its moominfamily coded)
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(Gets nabbed by massive demon vampire bats) "I've had a tetanus booster, right?" -Damian Wayne.
baby i just don't think that's your main concern here
#damian wayne#poor bruce#trying to fight#and hears his kid just casually asking about his medical records#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#his priorities...#i mean technically theyre on point#thats something to worry about#but theyre demons kiddo#not from this world#idk if a tetanus shot'll help you here#my beloved child
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Luzu: A child of mine died to your hands on the QSMP Quackity: [Literally told Luzu Tilin was his child a month ago] Who was your child? Luzu: Tilin!
This is a compilation of several different clips confirming that Tilin's parents are Quackity and Luzu. QsmpEN also made a post about it!
(Every time I remember Luzu never got to meet Tilin because THE ONE DAY he planned to meet her, the server was closed, I get so sad...)
#QSMP#LuzuVlogs#Quackity#Tilin#Thank you again to @autistic-britta-perry for their help translating plurilove which I have never frickin heard before lmao#anyways#Tilin mi niña.... :(((#You deserved so much more than you got#I'll post a clip of Luzu reacting to her death in a little bit I just wanted to post this first#Edited#Subtitles#Translated#A few people were asking for clips / clarifications after the last post so here it is!#Dapper#Badboyhalo#man I don't post much about Dapper do I?#sorry kiddo#Luckity#I suppose#beanie duo#Portfolio
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they'll sing of every time you passed your fingers through my hair and called me child
#aisling#oc#oc art#dnd#dnd oc#was listening to the horror and the wild and got to this line#plus witness me old (wo)man i am the wild#and got very emo about aisling's relationship to his not-mom :')))#godwit feathers symbolizing home ... st trina's lilies for calming emotions ... and a dagger he never wanted to hold#hang in there kiddo#what are you gonna do about it?
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Part of me wants to give Dorn a wife. Just because I want to crack that man's skull as a wallnut.
#Post#warhammer 40k#Well basically if i want to understand a character i just throw oc i their path and watch shit unfold#Works with other primarchs and their lovers#And with ferrus and his adopted kiddo#Just because i cannot imagine ferrus ever caring about romantic relationship#Dorn would care but only as political thing#If he was offered the marriage as political showcase of good faith from one of the worlds IFs conquered#I think he would accept but at the same time watching bro develop feelings would be so funny#Because you know dorn's attitude towards romance would be mix between ferrus' distaste in all of that mushy stuff and Guilliman's honest#Innability to act on his feelings
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