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Halsin

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DnD gems, vol. 91.

PC1: "I am afraid the magic mirror is cursed." PC2: "I just told you it's not." PC1: "And I should believe you?!"

DM: "You see a mechanical skeleton next to a boat on a river." PC: "I don't need to throw for History to know this is Charon and he'll take us to Hell…"

PC1: "I knock on the skeleton's head to see if it reacts." DM: "It's made of solid gold." PC2: "BANZAI! Let's take it apart! Who cares about the other loot!"

DM: "There are giant monsters in the water under the boat." PC1: "I don't care, I am looking at the city we're about to reach!" PC2: "I grab PC1's face and make her look down!"

PC1: "We have to kill the NPC." PC2: "Over my dead body!" PC1: "Fine."

PC1: "PC2, aren't you troubled that your friend is a vampire?!" PC2: "If he starts to sparkle in the sun, I will be!"

DM: "There are similar fish in Waterdeep too, but these are gigantic." PC: "So, not sardines." DM: "In Waterdeep they're like sardines, here like buses."

PC1: "Who is your master?" NPC: "The God of Death… Kelemvor…" PC2: "WTF, Kelemvor is in town?!"

PC: "I cast Message and tell the others 'we should go to the inn to ask questions instead of wasting our time with this priest, his head is too far up in Kelemvor's a** to say anything useful'!"

DM: "This is the duergar lady." PC1: "Uh… pretty?" PC2: "At least she doesn't have a beard!"

PC1: "A big, strong man like PC2 is afraid?!" PC3: "Elephants are scared of mice!"

PC1: "PC2, pray for me!" PC2: "I am not a priestess!" PC1: "PLEASE!" PC2: "All right, all right! Holy Tymora, bless this poor PC1! There, happy now?!"

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Happy Birthday to the Little Mistress! I managed to draw it on time!

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Enigma M4 - Naval Edition

Seattle Living Computers: Museum + Labs (closed)

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Bowl Depicting a Swarm of Mice. Medium: ceramic and pigment Period: 180 BC - 500 AD. Culture: Nazca; South coast, Peru. Now on display at the Art Institute of Chicago. Illustration by Elena Izcue (1889-1970).

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Some of us really need to be doing “Finish That Fanfic We Haven’t Updated in a Year November” 💀

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DnD gems, vol. 90.

PC1: "Where is my icon?" PC2: "You're under me! You're submissive!"

PC1: "Are the objects thrown around there way made of wood? I mean, flammable?" PC2: "Oh damn, we have a pyromaniac wizard here…"

PC1 (Perception check): "All is fine." PC2: "I throw for Perception." PC1: "You know, if one throws for Perception and says there's no danger, the others should trust them!"

DM: "The enemy disengages." PC: "Damn coward!"

DM: "The monster tries to bite you." PC1: "Is it the same guy from before?" DM: "You don't know." PC2: "They all look the same anyway!"

PC1: "Can I go forwards on the corridor, or are my companions blocking the way?" PC2: "We're short, just step over us!"

PC1: "I advance, stepping over PC2, then PC3, then PC4, who cares, I get to the enemy…"

DM: "You see another statue of a dwarf." PC: "We have seen four now, three to go…"

Male PC1: "Female PC2, give the potion to fainted PC3! Maybe even give him CPR!" PC2: "No way, I just give him the potion!" PC1: "Fine, then I will be the one to give him CPR!" PC2: "I wish there was a bard around, we could sell this yaoi very well!"

PC1: "PC2, you should remove the wererat curse from PC3." PC4: "Yeah, if he gets all hairy, I'll be spooked!"

PC1: "PC2, do you understand how the exploding spell works?" PC2: "Not yet, I need to try." PC3: "You'd better not TRY that…"

PC1: "So if PC2 grows these so-called pumpkins…" PC2: "They're real pumpkins!" PC1: "I don't care if they're real pumpkins, fake pumpkins or whatever…"

DM: "Here is the flesh golem." PC1: "Pretty!" PC2: "I preferred Frankenstein and Lurch…"

DM: "The monster rips off all of PC1's equipment!" PC2: "Does he remain there naked?!"

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Pika, Mount Rainier National Park

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I was 100% sure one of my colleagues was named Alex until LISA added me on Facebook.

if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react

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being clumsy in fiction: Oops sorry the author didn't want to give me any real character flaws to make up for how adorably perfect I am, so I've got this cute little quirk where I trip on my own feet sometimes! uwu being clumsy in real life: Hey sorry I broke everything in vicinity, it's not because I don't love you or value your property, I just. fuckign suck at having hands.

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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Sunlight through this fountain in L'Aquila, Italy, makes it look like it's pouring lava.

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loving a character so much will unlock such vulnerable and cringe parts of you that you try to suppress so bad but you can't like it's so humbling

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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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On this date in 1989, crowds began dismantling the Berlin Wall