#// eyyy

[wellterr]

it's getting hot in here

twt: @tearwell

[notpedropascal]

PEDRO PASCAL San Diego Comic-Con July 27, 2024

[columboscreens]

[anamelessfool]

Cleaning my craft room, talk to me about anything

Pic related

[blarefordaglare]

Mario Cart Besties

Or wild and Sky knew eachother in Mario cart.

Oh also I’m confusing yall with two Legends one of them is Wild one of them is Legend but Legend isn’t rlly relevant it will make sense trust me. 

………

The coarse sound of carving slid  through the chosen hero’s fingers as the once bland block of wood took shape. Another one? He knew Zel- Sun, would say. Sometimes his mind wanders back to how the new-Hyrule was doing. As much as he loves her, Sky still thinks it should be called Linkrule, as he technically was the one who got Skyloft down in the first place, but he won’t argue, Sun really does know best, she’s a leader at heart. 

Thwack

“Aye sleepyhead look at that!” Legend’s familiar gruff voice rang through the forest, “Wild’s got a unicorn machine- or something?!” 

…

“You’re telling me you’re going to race on that?” Link couldn’t hide back a smirk, “At least let me help you get on, for Hylia’s sake-“

“I heard that Link! Don’t slander my name!” Zelda yelled from the bleachers, flaunting a faux scowl, “But help the poor boy out!” Yup, she may be Hylia but still is his Zelda at heart. Link flashed an innocent grin as he ran over to the other.

“Please, let me help you up, you look like you’re going to topple over.” He sighed, “I’m Link by the way, what’s yours?” 

The boy scrunched his nose and gave him a skeptical look, “What do you mean your name is Link, that’s mine.” Wow, other Link was rude. “I mean then again, I’m seeing a short red colored man riding Din knows what, so I guess I shouldn’t judge.” Other Link adjusted his glove, revealing a small spark of triangular shaped light. 

“Legend,” the Skyloftian gasped, reviving a confused look from the other, “Can I call you Legend? You know, because you’re also a hero of Legend?” 

Other Link - now dubbed Legend flashed a mischievous grin, “Only if I can call you Master Shortpants.” He tossed over a postcard, “It looks like it’s for you, and it’s from LD something.” 

Master Shortpants returned the smile, “Alright Legend.” 

…

Final race, Hyrule Circuit. The chosen hero marveled at how advanced the world around him has become, standing at Third, Legend in second, really puts into perspective the true art behind these races.

“Ready Master Shortpants?” 

“Only if you are, Legend.” 

…

“Hey,” Sky stood up from his seat, and reached into his pocket, “Remember this?” A flash of gold flickered in the champion’s eyes as he gazed into the trophy. 

“Master Shortpants?” Wild’s voice hesitated, unsure of if his brother was, also his brother? Time stuff is way too confusing, thanks a lot, Mario. 

“Glad to see you, Legend.” 

“What do you mean you’re glad to see me? You see me everyday for Hylia’s sake!” The veteran grumbled.

“Don’t slander Sun’s name!” Sky grinned, gazing at his brother.

“Unless you wanna topple over!” The duo’s hands slapped together, “But seriously, can you help me up? It’s been a while since I used this thing.” 

“Of course, Champion.”

“Okay what the f*ck is going on???”

LOLLL

[troubldteenz]

Made more gmod stuff!!!

"oh these arent homemade, they were made in a factory. a bomb factory. they're BOMBS."

hehe

[lightprkdraws]

Brainrot

[ricekrispyjoints]

popping my back to the rhythm of shave and a haircut

call that cracking a joke 👉👉

[ifindus]

🥰

[cooperkxight]

💎 "You tell them, old man. Defend the Cooper honor!"

"And who are you calling OLD MAN?" Galleth laughed loudly and smacked the boy on the back. "T'will be a bygone world till I turn grey enough to not lift my sword!"

[gingershnek]

I hate how bad I am at hearing and understanding lyrics.

Today I realized that loki killed Baldor with missile two.

That took me longer than it should have

[wellterr]

maitake

[crossworldnexus]

"Hey Bro? Can I skip school today and go to Kaiba Land? Totally not trying to avoid a big test or anything ..." Mokuba's giving Seto the big 🥺to distract him from his obvious lie.

"Mokuba..."

Oh dear. His one weakness, is disappointing Mokuba.

"Is there any particular reason you're trying to skimp out on that test?"

[helluva-hazbins]

[scrvivorisms]

Open The Boys Verse feat. Chloe

Another day. Another surprisingly normal day in New York and honestly they couldn't have asked for more. Coffee and cigarettes. Separate of course. Max wouldn't be caught dead smoking cigarettes. That was Chloes thing. Instead she was scrolling through her most recent photos on her camera until the snapping of fingers brought her out of it. Right.

"Chloe, I thought we were past morning rants of 'the man' five years ago."

The blue bluenette rolled her eyes leaning back in her chair.

" I mean it, us talking like that only gets us in trouble."

"Maybe I like trouble. Maybe I miss it. Sides- you could always do what you want and rewind like it never happened."

"Time is not a toy, Chloe."

"Whatever you say, Maximus."

[sagesskies]

I NEED A PART 2 OF THE YANDERW BULLY, I found it recommended to me and I was like, oh, this is just gonna be some trope story that's short BUT NO. THAT SHIT MADE ME TEAR UP. I need a part 2. Idc how you do it or when I just want it.

honey i'm sorry but nobody involved in that fic ever gets a happy ending😔😔

[name] is never going back to that town and Richard is never going to leave.

but feel free to send in asks about anything you wanna know abt richard or whatever scenario you'd want to write for him (same goes for the other yanderes)