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"too sweet" being at least partly inspired by hozier waking up late, still drunk from the night before, realizing he was running late to the airport and running into a wall and falling over, then getting on the plane and realizing he was bleeding profusely from a head wound sustained from his fall earlier that morning, only to look up and see famous irish actor cillian murphy knelt down beside his seat talking to him is the funniest thing i've learned all day.

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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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The magpie who fishes stars

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you’re fooling yourselves if you think halloween is over just because halloween is over

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Would you like to import your contact—

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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BOOBS ARE BACK

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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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‎ ‎‎ ‎‎a bug ↘

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This is the standard winged nightjar and it has one singular stupidly big feather on each wing... if you even care.