#// Am I seeing this with my own eyeballs??

[lizardkingeliot]

human lestat wolfkiller scene

HUMAN LESTAT WOLFKILLER SCENE

human lestat getting the cloak from nicki and something lgbt happening about it

human lestat and nicki having their Conversation 🥺

human lestat and nicki in paris

LESTAT GETTING TURNED AND SUFFERING IMMENSELY ABOUT IT

gabrielle.................

lestat saving nicki scene.... lestat turning nicki scene..........

HUMAN LESTAT WOLFKILLER SCENE

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

If i had a nickel for everytime i saw someone saying that lunia has pink hair I'd have 2 nickels

Which isn't alot but it's weird that it happened twice

[copia]

i think someone has to grab me by the shoulders and look me in the eye and tell me VERY firmly, on and on until i believe it, that i'm seeing ghost live. because right now i'm finding it hard to wrap my head around and am just crashing after the stress fest that has been raging since 1pm yesterday

[m4homes]

quali day spam

[melancholymirth]

"Don't t-touch me." Firmer, perhaps firmer than he'd ever been - at last drawing his line in the sand. Sort of. He was fed up with Sylus' incessant gnawing, so much of him, everywhere and all over, bitten raw and near bloody; He would tolerate no more, not when his hips and spine ached and slumped some, not when his jaw ached and insides had been turned upside-down, not when Sylus had already gotten his damned fill. How could he still be so hungry? Eager to swallow him whole, perhaps literally. Either way, Dex swatted those explorative, unwelcome hands away, nose wrinkling, brow furrowed, every muscle in his comparatively small body tense and ready to strike-- "I-I said don't, S-Sylus." So moody, so snippy, but he could feel his breath on his nape... He wondered if spritzing the devil with holy water would work as a mood stabilizer. "Sylus." But did he mean it? "I-I will gn-gnaw your fingers off b-before you ever g-get to put them inside me again." Only a little, but not really at all. Not when he was being so gentle, pressing his lips to an especially sore spot along the vertabrae; He...didn't notice before. And he had no further rebuttal.

The minute Sylus decided to be tame with him, pliant, sweet Dexter unsheathed his claws as if he'd wanted nothing to do with the man who'd just gotten through bathing him in attention and taking him on a small journey to the stars. Dex was so receptive then, which made it all the more a wonder why he turned right around and spurned Sylus as though he'd done harm. If it had been anyone else, they would have been insulted. Who would ever believe the ingratitude? But if the smile pulling at predatory lips was any indication, it was safe to assume Sylus wasn't in the slightest displeased by the fight Dex was pretending to put up. Rather, he laughed when smaller hands swatted at him, very much a cat in the way he was instantly prickly, cold, and naughty. Cute. It didn't matter, not when more attention, more affection happily washed over the squirming bundle of limbs. Sylus simply put his mouth everywhere, nibbling and kissing as deserved, pointedly ignoring most of the threats dished out.

"So fussy today," he said, his mirth obvious in his voice. His own hands were, this time, gentler, only groping and caressing wherever Dex wasn't guarding, beaten away only to sneak in elsewhere and make that boy even fussier. Sylus practically had him cocooned with his own body, pulling him in with his arms every time his kitten tried putting distance between them. Cuddling, traditionally, went smoother. And Sylus, of course, ignored him again, pressing kisses over his shoulder, the back of his neck, and down his spine.

And when Dex teased him about biting his fingers off, the devil could not resist barking out a laugh on his trip down the boy's shoulder blades. "My kitten has fangs now? You're growing too fast for me, Dex." He rested a hand over a sore hip, but only briefly, before he was forced off again. It was too amusing. The notion that anything would ever prevent Sylus from putting his fingers anywhere! Dexter was at the very top of his Things I Will Always Finger list.

Take now, for example, when Sylus moved his hands to the boy's thighs to turn him onto his stomach. He could have easily slid his fingers back in, but he didn't.

"Stay still."

His lips found the small of his back, and even though he held him still by his hips, he wasn't bruising, coaxing, or even stimulating. Only kisses, soft and...sweet. Soothing, even. Almost. Hopefully.

The mirth melted away, his commanding voice nary but a low whisper about as gentle as the touch of his otherwise hungry lips. He kissed in a circle, up and down, but never dropped below the hips. "You shouldn't be so rude to me, sweetie. Haven't I been giving? Aren't I always considerate?" Maybe he wasn't being considerate now, given that he was ignoring Dex's halfhearted pleas to stop touching him; but what real harm was there in comforting, soothing, trying to kiss it all better?

"Good boy."

Nothing, absolutely nothing, as a sudden spell of fresh silence had so well proven.

[seoulmatez]

i did not scream about the ateez tour announcement on here but know that i screamed when i saw it

[allylikethecat]

I am both very excited and also very terrified to see The 1975 tomorrow 😳

[aeide-thea]

tfw you splash curry on yr shirt when yr dishing it out and yr nice leisurely dinnertime immediately becomes How 2 Get the Devil Spice Turmeric Out of Fabric >:(

[fabbyf1]

ehhhh voila!

sad long live boys in bed 🤪

OHHHHHHHHHHH

MYYYYYYYYYYYYY

GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm SOBBING. HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. IT'S SO GOOD. IT'S PERFECT. IT'S EXACTLY HOW THEY LOOKED IN MY HEAD. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW MAX WAS HOLDING HIM. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much bestie 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I love you so much. I am printing this out and smacking this baby on my wall next to my other long live fan art!!!!!

[vampni]

So a typical medical professional then. Or a medicine student. Depends on wether he’s looking you straight in the eyes while chugging the can of energy drink or not.

Will solace is the kind of guy to tell you to get 8 hours of sleep, say that mental health is important, and how you should eat 3 meals a day and then pull all nighters, neglect his mental being, and forget to eat because he uses all his time to take care of other people

[heckinwacky]

i’m kinda obsessed with the new NPC models for tww

[koshercosplay]

it's time for my yearly chanukah merchandise ratings! how are there always so many to choose from. as always, this year is a doozy and I am as bitter as ever lmao

this was quite literally labeled "hanukkah cone tree." gee I wonder which winter holiday is The One With The Trees. surely it's the jewish one with all the fire. let's make it blue and white just in case. 4/10 there is no excuse for this

why are the chairs so far apart. why is there nobody there. why are there so many grapes. what even are those green things. why is there soup. will the mysteries never cease. 7/10 purely because it's pretty

I for one welcome our jewish alien cousins. not sure what this has to do with chanukah but I want to hear about jewish life on mars so 8/10 friends come in out of the cold and have a latke with me

the more I looked at this, the worse it got. there's a literal christmas tree and tinsel but oh it's got blue lights so it's fine. and as we all know, children regularly hold fully lit candle menorahs with mittens while going door to door during a snowstorm. I guess who are we to stifle a child's latent desire for arson. 5/10 somebody save that poor dying kitten

this poor magen dovid is being forcefully converted to christianity and we need to help it. quick somebody put this on a sufganiyot stack. 4/10 we all know the intended target audience isn't interfaith families okay

do I even have to say it. please just. just stop. get One (1) Jew to weigh on your hanukkah products, I beg you. -392928373/10 walmart owes me a personal apology for making me see this with my own two eyeballs

I spent a full five minutes staring at this shirt desperately trying to make it make sense. I shouldn't have bothered. it's worse than the hebrew could ever be. 2/10 amposzu zusach mezchamal to you too

congratulations, once again you wrote gibberish. this says nothing. it's not chanukah, it's not happy holidays, it's nothing. the letters on the dreidel are an ACRONYM people! there's an order! 3/10 it's antisemitic that this has over 4,000 sales (thank you @quartzfox for sending this to me. now you all have to see it too.)

now these are CUTE. and the dreidel letters are in the correct order too, which is unfortunately impressive. 10/10 no notes, it has cats, would wear

(previous years 1, 2, 3)

[cartoonalt-reblogs]

Horridly gay self portrait under the cut.

Reblog & put in the tags traits you have that would make you a fun fictional character/traits you have that feel very character-y :3

[resonatingradiance]

I don't think it is an insult

Ah, okay. I wasn't exactly sure.

[cornfieldsrambles]

YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO INFODUMP PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT WIGGLY'S SIBLINGS???? THAT HE APPARENTLY HAS????

omg ok SO

Meet the Lords in Black. Charming, aren't they?

Yes, Wiggly does indeed have four brothers who all do different things, so I'll cover them one by one, in order of introduction (since we've already met each of them in Nightmare Time at least once). BTW Nightmare Time has a fuckton of lore in it that I won't go into here, so even though I am about to spoil significant parts of it for you, I do recommend watching it, it's really good and if there's enough interest they might make a third one!

(Also you might notice they're all in doll form in this picture. This is how we knew them up until NPMD introduced us to what I call their Tumblr sexyman forms. Which are rad as hell by the way.)

So you already know Wiggly. That little green fucker, Wiggog Y'Wrath, the Capitalist Cthulu who does uwu-speak and starts a cult by invading people's minds. This will become a bit of a reoccurring theme with these guys. He's also the only one to successfully start an apocalypse, and the only one to have attempted to birth himself into our reality. (Or is he? We'll get to that...) He does seem to have some kind of dominion over the other LiB, as whenever all five of them show up there's always emphasis placed on him, like in NPMD where he does most of the talking while his siblings occasionally butt in.

Now for Bliklotep. Blinky seems to have slightly lower-scale ambitions than Wiggly, but don't let that fool you. Eyeball Boi is still incredibly dangerous. He runs an amusement park, WatcherWorld, deep within the Hatchetfield Witchwood. But it's not for the amusement of the patrons. Oh no. It's for Blinky's own amusement. Once you step inside, every insecurity, every shred of potential conflict will be ripped to the forefront, turning people against each other to the point of trying to kill each other until he's fully infected their minds. It's implied that, if not all, but a significant chunk of the workers at WatcherWorld were once patrons before having their minds taken over by Blinky. He's also implied to be the thing in Trail To Oregon that Jack Bauer sees during his venom-induced hallucination, as Blinky is referred to as "The Watcher With 1,000 Eyes", which is exactly what JB says he sees? Making Blinky the only LiB to induce a Starkid crossover. My headcanon is that the Dikrats founded Hatchetfield. But regardless.

Next up on the roster is Tinky. T'noy Karaxis, the Time Bastard. You may be wondering about that one line in NPMD where he recognised Pete as a Spankoffski, and said he "could have the whole set in his toybox". Has Tinky gone after Pete's relatives?

Well. Um. You know Ted, right? Yeah, his name is Spankoffski. He's Pete's big brother. We actually got the surname reveal before the brother reveal, lol. And that's not the only reveal we got about Ted. Our boy Teddy Bear has this whole entire tragic backstory and it turns out he gets fucked over in literally every timeline! Isn't that fun?

So, to summarise an entire episode: Tinky makes travel fuckery happen, Ted wants to go back in time to fix his life, accidentally goes back to before the time machine was created and gets stuck in the past, literally. Tinky is watching and laughing at the whole thing, then shows up to blow Ted's brain to smithereens with his weird little magic box, the Bastard's Box, where he stores all the people he toys with. Anyway Ted eventually catches up with the present by aging, except now no one knows who he is, he's... actually I won't spoil that. But once he dies he ends up eternally trapped and tortured in the Bastard's Box. Yaaay.

Fast forward to Nightmare Time 2 and we get introduced to Nibbly, in possibly the most unexpected way imaginable. He's revealed to have been behind a whole episode literally right at the end of said episode, and even though it was kind of foreshadowed, it hits you like a freight train in the best way. Remember when I said Wiggly was the only one who tried to birth himself into reality? That was kind of a lie. Nibblenephim can sort of do that anyway. Every year, he can possess a bunch of carcasses and create a living form to walk the earth for one night. He also has a cult of followers who provide him with the carcasses, as well as a sacrifice to feed on. There's a little more to it, specifically with how the sacrifice is chosen, but again, I'm trying to spoil as little as possible. Go watch Nightmare Time. Nibbly also seems to have a "pig" motif, and his theme song, The Nibbly Ditty, is a banger, easily my favourite of the three LiB theme songs we've heard so far.

And finally, we are introduced to Pokotho, in the very last episode of NMT2.

Except no. We were formally introduced to Pokey there, yes, but we've seen his apocalypse already. Long before NPMD, before Nightmare Time, even before Black Friday.

Yeah, remember me saying that Wiggly was the only one to successfully start an apocalypse? That was also a lie! Pokey already did that, and he did it without ever showing his masked face. Remember The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals? The blue spores that came down in a meteor and turned everyone into singing zombies? That was Pokey's doing! That's his blue spores! That's his apocalypse!

This also provides an explanation for why blowing up the meteor didn't work. Emma and Hidgens were right about the hivemind thing, but wrong about the location of the central brain. It wasn't the meteor - the meteor was just the vessel which carried the spores to Earth. The central brain was sitting safely up in the Black and White, laughing as Paul blew himself to smithereens. The central brain was Pokey, the Singular Voice, the most uncompromising of his brothers. The one who hates every voice that is not his own, hence the hivemind and making all of his zombies speak in HIS voice.

Anyway in NMT2 he's happily collecting musical zombies by taking on a human form and infiltrating a fighting ring of superpowered children until he has enough to kickstart another apocalypse. (Don't question it, we're almost done). He also calls himself Otho, not Pokey, making him the only LiB to have two different abbreviations of his name. Hannah is also there (remember her? Lex's little sister?) and she is like incredibly important to this whole thing, she has a super powerful mind, but that's a whole other thing.

But I did mention Hannah for a reason. Because you said "Wiggly's SIBLINGS". And while the Lords in Black are always referred to as brothers, they do have one more sibling. A sister. A Queen in White. And her name is Webby.

Yep, Hannah's imaginary friend isn't imaginary, who could have guessed? She's benevolent, always trying her best to combat her brothers' antics, but given that there's one of her and five of them, this is a bit of an uphill battle. Webby doesn't have a full name that we know of, nor does she have a doll. We don't know much about her. And she may not be all-powerful - but then again, neither are her brothers.

Infodump concluded. Hope this helps, it was very fun to write.

[majorrager86]

how the fuck am i supposed to remain calm knowing that i’m going to see this scene in a theater with my own two eyeballs